“Basically we have one side that’s the Jedi and one side that’s the Han Solos, right?” Antonio swings back with three movies he had never seen. Also we’re the first three people to ever see these.. 0:00 -- Intro 4:07 -- Fatso 36:24 -- The Challenge 1:07:53 -- The Tall Guy 1:25:22 -- Contact information 1:29:08 -- Awards and rankings 2:24:25 -- Futu…

Thursday, August 11, 2022 "It's not like Out of Africa where it's a beautiful film to watch and I want to kill myself while I'm watching it." We break solitary man in the wilderness rule number one by allowing three of us in the conversation (all indoors as well). It's okay because it turns out solitary men and women in movies are hardly solitary a…

Monday, July 25, 2022 "I choose to believe that 30 minutes ago your house looked like the house I just left." Ammon's back with three movies he had never seen before! He took suggestions from loved ones! I think we feel bad we didn't talk about that hostage scene in RoboCop where one of the guy's demands is a car with really lousy gas mileage. "The…

Saturday, July 9, 2022 "That party was like you got shot in the face with a shotgun of party." "She Peter principled because of Peter Parker." Richard's back to talk about the movie genre assigned to him! And it looks like *checks notes* he was assigned 21st century musical movies! Hey wait, is that just a little too perfect? No, it's plain perfect…

Saturday, July 2, 2022 This is it! Our first live show! Listen LIVE from the Douglas East Ballroom of the University of Utah Guest House as we forget our own awards, etc. Fresh off our same-room viewing of Vertigo, Clue, and The Fugitive, the live audience helps us gather the clues as we re-tackle our detective category! Hey! Be sure to watch Mouli…

Saturday, June 25, 2022 "I assumed it was gonna be about hot chicks at war, AND IT WASN'T, but it's still a lovely title." Richard Templeman joins us for the first time with his life-altering movies! They all include some iteration of Judy Garland! 0:00 -- Intro (and some live event talk) 22:18 -- Babes in Arms 45:31 -- A Star is Born 1.08:42 -- I …

Thursday, June 9, 2022 "By the way I'm still convinced that trains don't actually work. I can't wrap my head around train technology." Mark's back to bask in Bronson! That's right. Three Charles Bronson movies this time. 0:00 -- Intro (and some live event talk) 8:33 -- Once Upon a Time in the West 29:52 -- Red Sun 47:12 -- Murphy's Law 1.16:25 -- A…

Saturday, May 28, 2022 "What I would've liked is they get inside the moon and there's this huge war going on and there's like this hill and at the top of the hill is this giant pirate ship wheel and whoever controls it either steers the moon toward the Earth or away from the Earth." Here comes Mark again! He's brought three movies he's never seen t…

Saturday, May 21, 2022 It's decision time! In this special episode we debate which three detective movies we're gonna watch during the live event on July 1st! Everybody put July 1st in your calendars for the live event! 0:00 -- Pre-lim live event chatter 4:23 -- Andy's decisioning8:00 -- Josh's decisioning11:27 -- Mark's decisioning 13:33 -- Ammon'…

Saturday, May 14, 2022 "I watch movies like Point Break and I'm like 'is it too late?'" Josh is back for Big time (and Bigelow-time) community service. It's female-directed movies and, well, they're pretty man-centered because of our flawed, yet important system. 0:00 -- Intro 7:27 -- Big 28:11 -- Point Break 57:45 -- Atlantics 1.09:24 -- Contact b…

Friday, April 29, 2022 "If they're paying him in shirts, then why is everyone listening to him?" Josh brings three movies he had never seen but yet was still born to see. He knows himself slightly well. 0:00 -- Intro 6:33 -- Bullitt 29:30 -- The Lords of Flatbush 511:20 -- Casa de mi Padre 1.11:34 -- Viewer mail 1.14:28 -- Contact business 1.18:00 …

Thursday, April 14, 2022 "She's like 'My mom died, I had to raise my brother and it's been really rough and I don't know how to fill the void that my mom left.' And he's like 'I've been admitted to every school in America.'" Andy's back and all of us talk about the pleasures and horrors of our '90s high school experience. Also three movies that hav…

Friday, April 1, 2022 "Rich people have crazy parties and a lot of them seem to be happening during the day." Special treat! Comedian, writer, podcast host, etc. Caitlin Durante joins us this time to specifically discuss Titanic (which she has literally seen about 120 times)! She normally co-hosts The Bechdel Cast, which is a fun look at movies thr…

Sunday, March 20, 2022 "In the credits she's listed as 'Fanny Price' and also 'Young Fanny' and both sound just awful." Miki and Phil are back with firsthand knowledge of Jane Austen appreciation, criticism, and geography. Also, only half of us had seen Clueless apparently. 0:00 -- Intro15:19 -- Clueless43:25 -- Mansfield Park1.07:34 -- Persuasion1…

Monday, March 14, 2022 "When you do wake up from CPR though, is your first thought why am I naked?" We're introduced to Miki proper by way of Australia, Britain, our old pal Phil, and good old fashioned American floating oil rigs (well futuristic oil rigs five years in the future anyway). Miki and Phil both join the call for good times and three of…

Saturday, February 19, 2022 "That cleavage is so bizarre. It's just like someone drew like a seagull on her chest." Eric Kimery is back to reckon with his hatred of muppets! Also The Naked Gun doesn't summarize well and Paddington 2 is expectedly beloved by all! 0:00 -- Intro (current movies)9:48 -- The Alice Cooper episode of The Muppet Show16:39 …

Friday, February 4, 2022 "I went with the cutthroat corporate world, literally where in order to like take over another business you have to hunt someone down with nanobots and sleep with their girlfriend and try to murder them with a truck and later with guns." Eric Kimery pops in with his murder and shipwreck movies for some surprising theologica…

Saturday, January 22, 2022 "The poor guy who's on fire in the elevator is just waiting patiently for it to reach the right floor so he can get out." Katie resumes her duty by discussing Jon's very favorite movie ever along with a couple of other hilarious movies about a bunch of people struck down to death because they don't heed prophetic advice! …

Saturday, January 8, 2022 "I love that scene where they're slow dancing and the Bear is just looking on like in his silent, drunken approval." The very fine Katie Rockwood joins us for the first time with three movies in tow that are completely related to each other through her love rather than all the hang-tens, wipeouts, and surfwax. 0:00 -- Intr…

Friday, December 10, 2021 "He's got a lovely wife by the way and I think her name is Clara? So we have at least two movies with a Clara. Yeah. Um and one of them can walk." Hey It's Christmas so we're watching the 12th through 14th most famous Christmas movies! Also, we look back in like 75% fondness to the YM&T 2021 year in review. 0:00 -- Intro9:…

Friday, November 19, 2021 "She used to be a 'lip-kisser' and I was never comfortable with it, but that was her thing." We talk about gross couples with huge age gaps in this one! Ammon's back!0:00 -- Intro (Rocky IV, Anderson filmmakers)12:49 -- Funny Face44:03 -- Harold and Maude1.15:44 -- Shopgirl1.43:45 -- Awards and rankings2.22:50 -- Future bu…

Friday, November 5, 2021 "Comedy vs. opera! Who will win? No one." Our old pal AMMON returns as a FULL guest with three movies from THIS year that are also OVER two hours LONG. The result is another pod over three hours. Sorry to everybody for the time commitment this requires. I think I forgot to mention that the 2021 Baron Harkonnen must have bee…

Friday, October 22, 2021 "This insect will lead you right to the killer. GO!" What was that kid's face? A fitting conclusion to Halloween '21 is right here on this podcast with a romp through three Dario Argento movies.0:00 -- Intro7:42 -- The Cat o' Nine Tails35:19 -- Suspiria1.00:44: -- Phenomena1.13:15 -- Awards and rankings2.06:20 -- Future bus…

Saturday, October 16, 2021 "Why on Earth would Jim put away his protection against SATAN?" We've decided to get over the relative uneventfulness of last week's 19th century fiasco with a baker's dozen of unheralded creatures just waiting to be seen. Enter phase two of the 2021 Halloween extravaganza with a dip into Australian pig monsters, claymati…

Friday, October 8, 2021 "Nothing happened; he just made up a story that implicated himself in two murders." The annual Halloween YM&T marathon is here! Zo reclaims his rightful throne of spook in a discussion of Frankensteins, vampires, and werewolves of days of 19th century yore. Here are two things I personally forgot to mention. First, Frankenst…

Thursday, September 30, 2021 "In Return of the Jedi, like, someone forgot to edit out all this crappy CGI." Fittingly the Corteses, literal brothers, bring their knowledge of siblings, specifically twins for three twin movies. Maybe two twin movies would be more fitting, but we watched three.0:00 -- Intro6:08 -- The Young Girls of Rochefort26:35 --…

Saturday, September 18, 2021 "Jon, don't ruin this movie with science."The Cortese brothers, Tony and Sean, join up for their favorite films from the spectacular Stan Winston special effects house. We should have talked about who would win between Bishop's milk fluid and Penguin's tar fluid, but we didn't. Pretend we did. We did record in the Preda…

Friday, September 3, 2021 "I'm just gonna call it The Robe Incident. You can't get past Robegate." Phil Birkett concludes community service with a long talk about a few music legends and the vague attempts to capture their lives through film.0:00 -- Intro (Phil)5:18 -- Some Columbo episode11:55 -- The Buddy Holly Story42:13 -- Backbeat1.16:44 -- Re…

Friday, August 20, 2021 "So when the day comes when this world is invaded by and dominated by aliens, then we're gonna have to pull The World's End off of streaming services for at least six months." Phil Birkett returns to the podcast to share his three movies of bleakness and hilarity."We fight for our freedom and maybe it was stupid because mayb…

Friday, August 6, 2021 "So do you know what Highlander II's really got going for it? At least for me when I watched it, what it really had going for it was the next day I watched Dream a Little Dream Part 2." Scott Steele returns and must deal with the burden of the nearly erased from history installments of Highlander, Dream a Little Dream, and Ro…

Friday, July 23, 2021 "Well he fell on the ground and his heart landed on a bullet." Scott Steele joins us with two movies he loves and one movie he finally has an excuse to watch. Lots of hope amidst bullets.0:00 -- Intro (Scott, wow more Depeche talk, movie latelies)17:45 -- Literal viewer mail23:09 -- Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure57:03 -- R…

Tuesday, July 13, 2021 Heyo here's the live running commentary of Roy and J.B.'s Depeche Mode: 101 watch. I don't know what they say. The apologies will likely come with the next properly recorded podcast. The movie starts roughly one minute in.By Jon R. Productions

Saturday, July 10, 2021 "Why not just produce a whole army of her to get the job done? Anyway, it's whatever." J.B. is back to help us wade through a few numbers in titles that have nothing to do with sequels! Which movie title number is best? You'll find out nearly four hours in.Stick tight to this podcast feed cuz we may release Roy and J.B.'s li…

Friday, June 25, 2021 "If you go home and tell anyone you were in this scene, I'll kill you!" J.B. Flinders joins us with his own personal picks of despair! Strangely, he also teaches us how to laugh again, even in the face of death and napalm. We never mention the names, but the editors of Apocalypse Now are Lisa Fruchtman, Gerald B. Greenberg, an…

Wednesday, June 9, 2021 "Your name is on a list and I'm about to strike a line through it." Brooke finishes our stint of community service by talking about a few movies disliked by her as well as critics. This one is our first ever Easter resurrection podcast where we revisit the concept of movies generally liked by critics, but didn't make much at…

Friday, May 28, 2021 "If you cross that threshold with Scarlett Johansson, you don't move on from that." Brooke's back! This time she wreaks havoc with three special picks of her own! The boys weigh in with their hinders expertise! 0:00 -- Intro (Brooke, princess stuff)3:40 -- The Philadelphia Story42:34 -- Sliding Doors1.05:40 -- Lost in Translati…

Thursday, May 13, 2021 "I've taken to rotating the club 90 degrees to the left and it goes sorta straight. I don't think that's how you're supposed to golf." Rhett makes an exclusive appearance with his three personal, yet jock-like picks. And we really mean exclusive because he declined the standard invitation for a second appearance. His picks ar…

Saturday, May 1, 2021 "And she remakes the wedding dress, and I don't know how she does this, but out of that material she's able to make a top hat." Josh comes back to represent redheads and we talk three ginger movies! 0:00 -- Intro (Josh, vax news, Oscar news)7:54 -- The Quiet Man30:06 -- Betsy's Wedding49:10 -- Zero Dark Thirty1.19:10 -- Awards…

Saturday, April 17, 2021 "That's his thing -- he likes to eat cities and princesses." Three or four years of anticipation are satisfied as we finally speak of Greek tales thousands of years old (or at least from the Italian Film Commission 67 years ago). Andy from Kiss Your Franchise Goodbye completes his required double stint of servitude. Also, a…

Sunday, April 4, 2021 "What cuddly animal is killed when your hands are full too often?" Andy from Kiss Your Franchise Goodbye is back with an Italian vendetta and three movies that made him the cuddly man he is today. They're pretty alright movies. 0:00 -- Intro (Andy is back, near picks)14:53 -- A Hard Day's Night53:35 -- The Godfather: Part II1.…

Saturday, March 20, 2021 "Is that the most 80s thing ever? To be married to Robert Wagner?" Mark joins again. Death and laughter ensue with three movies where the star died before filming completed. This unlithe podcast runs over three hours, so hopefully you have a real boring workday goin' on right now. Hey how did we not pick North Carolina as b…

Saturday, March 6, 2021 "Am I supposed to brag about what a great introvert I am?" Mark De Leon comes back to enact revenge for that whole Top Dog debacle and also brings three (strangely heavy on the N-word) movies that make him tick. As usual, apologies regarding any ignorant Wasatch Front-based perspectives. 0:00 -- Intro (Mark is back, future K…

Saturday, February 20, 2021 "It was as overwhelming as, like, Dorothy Gish complimenting you?" Josh Fillmore is back to talk about movies with title colors spanning the rainbow! We go from red to white and then all the way back to red! Dancing! Crime wife abuse! Nuclear subs! 0:00 -- Intro (Josh is back, brrrr, the podcast cost)7:23 -- The Red Shoe…

Saturday, February 6, 2021 "It's his severance meat." Josh comes back with his personal three movies that made him the man he is today. Incidentally, he's now a boxing French lawyer. Also big apologies for dealing with some real heavy material and then getting all frivolous as usual about it because that's what we know. 0:00 -- Intro (Josh is back,…

Wednesday, January 27, 2021 "It's like children. Once you've got more than two, it doesn't matter." We're talking Dick! Philip K. Dick! No guests! 0:00 -- Intro (no guest, Kirk Van Houten, intro to Dick)9:25 -- Total Recall33:14 -- Minority Report58:58 -- The Adjustment Bureau1.20:46 -- Awards and rankings1.55:23 -- Future business 2:08:24 -- Outro…

Monday, January 11, 2021 "So like, every movie that's in a major city in the 60s and 70s I feel like just by watching the movie I'm going to get an STD." Andy's back to talk winning antagonists! By a miraculous coincidence the movies mean too much to us to contain within a mere three hours. 0:00 -- Intro (Andy Wilson welcome, Kiss Your Franchise Go…

Sunday, December 13, 2020 "They went to war and they saw it all and they also smoked 20 packs a day." It's Christmas so we're talking all "theirs" Christmas movies (which are movies voted on by the "listeners"). Hey it's also the end of the year, so pay attention to the end where we summarize the podcast year along with YOUR voicemails! Oh and ther…

Saturday, November 21, 2020 "But Michel, I'm pretty sure he scatted in her sink, so..." We now semi-grudgingly present the movies that made Zo! The world finally gets a glimpse into Zo's lunatic mind with three of his picks. Turns out it involves lots of people shooting each other. 0:00 -- Intro (new phone number) 3:13 -- Viewer mail6:02 -- Movie i…

Sunday, November 8, 2020 "So, before he got eaten I thought well, he's gonna fall in the water and he'll survive and he'll come back. But then he got eaten. Like, completely eaten, and I thought, no way he's coming back! But then he did, so I was like, what?" Oy what a week. In the meantime, perhaps we should have realized in advance that a categor…

Tuesday, October 27, 2020 "So the guys show up and, man, these guys are the worst." The Yours, Mine, & Theirs 2020 scarefest CONCLUDES with a CONTINUATION of SLASHERS. Things go back to normal next month. OR WILL THEY?!Btw, we implemented a 5-minute timer this time to prevent ourselves from overly long movie summaries. Meeehhhh it worked a little.S…