Wow... it's the last ever episode of Batch Bitch........ congratulations to Abbie and Konrad, Naomi is jealous of both of you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Danielle's vyvanse prescription has been bumped up and it's very obvious as she goes on seventeen hundred tangents during this episode that already requires us to cover 3 episodes worth of content (we love Konrad's dad) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Only one episode of the Bachelorette this week, which is good because Naomi and Danielle are preoccupied with All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault) (The Short Film) (Written and Directed by Taylor Swift) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi is still horny for everyone ....... umm bisexual queen alert???? Danielle tells us about a man from North Queensland called "Big Davey" and Naomi absolutely loses it on Osher (you either die her hero or live long enough to become her villain - but also being a villain is part of being Naomi's hero so it really is a lose lose here) Hosted on A…

So sorry, they've both gone insane. Do we or do we not stan Konrad??? In this economy????? HELP US? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Danielle are BACK in a BIG way (on amphetamines). Talking the bachelorette and Naomi’s until now completely secret attraction to women. (Also sorry the sound is slightly weird for the first 20 mins it’s Naomi’s fault but she is bisexual now so you literally cannot attack her) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

We are finally joined by Abbie Chatfield on the podcast! We talk about her season of the Bachelor, all of us probably having ADHD, her plethora of sex toys and reminisce on our trauma bonding. Queen, villain, normal hot girl, we stan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian and friend Ben Russell regales us with a story of one of the most haunting nights of his life - Georgia Love's wedding - where a few bad decisions turned him into "that guy" at the reception. After that go listen to the Grub!!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we had a little chit chat with Samatha Andrew off the young peoples app called tiktok. Enjoy!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode of Batch Bitch we have our very first guest, close friend of Naomi and Danielle, Hum! Who also co-created and co-wrote Why Are You Like This with Naomi and some Italian guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Danielle do one last MAFS episode about the reunion episode, no they will not be doing the new season, not after the havoc previous seasons had on their mental health. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back cunts!!!!!! This is just a loose chat where we talk about our lives and just basically vibe. 2021 is here and we are loving it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Danielle answer your heartfelt questions about reality TV, the pod and their friendship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Danielle, free from the Bachelorette, chat about their lives, Aunty Donna's new show and the episode of Reputation Rehab with Abbie Chatfield. We also find out that Danielle has a weird thing about veins. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Danielle do an abrupt turn on steampunk, has Pete a wolf in sheeps clothing all along? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Danielle bring you a DOUBLE EPISODE as a treat and definitely not to make up for finally falling off their schedule. They spend this time complaining about almost all of the men, except for beautiful Adam. Also, Danielle tries to rap, unprompted. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Danielle and Naomi are deep in the midst of a mental breakdown, for the first time it is not at the hands of a reality tv show, This season of the Bachelorette is too boring for anyone to go crazy over. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lockdown has gotten to the girls. We are SORRY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wow this boring season has come to an end, it was such a boring season Naomi and Danielle didn’t even realise it was the finale Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode is reeeaaaaal loose. We are getting to the home stretch (hometowns) now which is good news for everyone!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Danielle discuss the Bachelor, or at least whatever scraps they’ve edited together into a show because stuff is clearly missing from the narrative of this show. Do we care, no, this season is too boring to care about at all Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a week off, Danielle and Naomi have four episodes to recap, which is fine because literally nothing happens in any of them. It's mostly Danielle talking about her changing body... and that's beautiful. Naomi finds a way to plug her twitch stream......... and here she goes again in the episode description........ please watch my twitch Hosted …

We talk corned Beef, a bit of the Bachelor and the masked singer. Incompetech was down so I couldn’t read the song description for you sorry, for hardcore fans I’ve put it below.————————————————Strength Of The Titans by Kevin MacLeodStrength Of The TitansKevin MacLeodOh, this is a big one. Short, but big. There's nothing wrong with either of those …

Naomi and Danielle try to make it through the first two episodes of the Bachelor 2020. It's tough! Also, we touch on the finale of Bachelor in Paradise. love youse haha Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Danielle continue to discuss Bachelor in Paradise, we haven’t seen our mental health decline like this since MAFS. Naomi also details her car crash which Danielle finds perhaps too funny Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Danielle talk Bachelor in Paradise again and wow it’s become MAFS, how dare anyone not be in love with Brittney, she is an actual angel. We curse anyone who is rude to her Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Figi is heating up! Danielle thinks the show is getting too drama-ie but Naomi is eating it up. A fun podcast between good friends with opposing views? That's sure to be an entertaining hour and a half for you to drift in and out of while you fill out spreadsheets at work! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Finally! Bachelor in Paradise is back and Naomi and Danielle are ready to talk about it! Is Ciarran a villain WTF, why do Cassie and Mary hate Abbie for being a hot babe? Sorry if there are point when we were out of sync, talking over the internet is sometimes tough Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Naomi and Danielle were going to do a full recap series of Big Brother but it was simply too boring. Honestly, we've saved everyone quite a bit of grief. All hail Queen Angela!Also I think Danielle accidentally recorded her audio on her laptop mic. This is funny because of all the chat we have about the abysmal sound quality of the pod. Endearing, …

Naomi and Danielle are back after a hiatus they didn’t mean to take. Finally the Kid Nation Finale is here!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Naomi and Danielle continue to discuss the insane 2007 show kid nation, it continues to be the highlight of our lives and I for one am annoyed the little rat children complained about drinking bleach and getting hot oil burns because now we don’t have more seasons of this show!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Naomi and Danielle are back in the same room. What is this? The future? They are recapping the first three episodes of KID NATION, which has already turned out to be far better than any of the other crap they talk about. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Danielle talk about Too Hot to Handle with a little Love is Blind thrown in there. Why don't you just listen? What's the worst that could happen? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Danielle and Naomi do a podcast not reviewing reality tv because neither of the franchises are on. Instead we talk about the fact it’s both our dads birthdays WTF woah crazy, Naomi had a zoom with Matt Agnew, Danielle is in a passive aggressive dispute with a littering neighbour, and the world is ending, ENJOY! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac…

It’s finally the last episode of Married at first sight. Very nice, we like! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We called this episode Pipe up Chachi. Naomi, on the podcasts, quotes Hayley as saying this. Does she say this or does she say pipe down chachi??? Now that I’ve googled it, it was probably that?? But, there is no way to know. Except of course to rewatch the episode… but I would sooner die. xoxox Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor…

more mafs bullshit honestly...... what else do you want us to say Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Danielle and Naomi discuss MAFS, we're off Josh, we continue to be off Michael. Not sure about Ivan and Aleks, Danielle hopes the producers just manipulated Josh and Michael. Long live Ivan and Aleks. Also the song this week is great, an 80's ballad. Lovely Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Naomi has Coronavirus, she also forgot to take her headphone away from the mic so there's a weird echo, but this podcast is free so get over OKAY! SORRY! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Danielle continue to talk about MAFS, for what feels like the 1000th week in a row Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Danielle and Naomi continue to watch MAFS, did they miss it for the three nights it wasn’t on, yes weirdly. Naomi has run out of her free trial and has to watch MAFS at regular speed like the rest of us. She loves it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Danielle and Naomi continue to meet couples who are destined to hate each other. We have our first commitment ceremony in which everyone says 'Yes I wish to remain on national' Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Danielle begin to discuss (judge) the first week of couples being wed on Married at first sight. How fitting that at episode 69 they get so horny!! Just kidding they're always getting horny. They also have a fun little foray into trying to explain queer culture! That probably won't age. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info…

Naomi and Danielle prepare for truly the worst time of the year. Who has trauma? Who will be thrown into situations specifically meant to trigger that trauma? Is the answer all of them? yes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Danielle talk about The Circle, which actually kicks ass. Unfortunately there's a dead animal story from Danielle that we need to get out of the way first. Also, sorry about the song. It's literally all Danielle's fault. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi, Danielle and Tazo are reunited at last, we talk CATS (You’re welcome) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Danielle just talk shit basically. No excuse for this Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naomi and Danielle discuss their lives and as usual argue while trying to stay on topic discussing Cam and Jules televised wedding. Naomi accuses Danielle of not listening at one point and Danielle gets angry because for once she was listening and Naomi cannot accept the fact that she was wrong about Danielle and Danielle never received an apology.…

Naomi and Danielle recap the last two episodes of The Bachelorette AU 2019, and mourn the loss of yet another possibly interesting relationship. It is never destined to be. We are doomed to see ken doll after ken doll take up space on our screens to do absolutely nothing with it, and then get some sponsorship deals for fitness shakes for all their …