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Join the UK's youngest and most relevant broadcasters Elis James and John Robins for your twice-weekly dose of big laughs and top quality #content. Hilarious, welcoming and unashamedly ashamed, let these two best friends keep you company every Tuesday and Friday. Email: elisandjohn@bbc.co.uk WhatsApp: 07974293022 #elisandjohn
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An exciting new podcast from Mike Parry as he lets you into his madcap world twice a week alongside co-host Lesley-Ann Jones. All visitors are welcome to Planet Porky. email: planetporkypod@gmail.com
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Much like a Dating Profile of mine, I am doubtful of the true costs of being part of some people's Community. What Agenda. Why must we engage...? Alas, most problems are caused, escalated, exaggerated and Calculated by engaging with near-enough anything. Why bother now...? Good Question. I am trying to bring Irreverence back, in the vain attempt to become at least... Heard. As Pitiful as that sounds, I'd rather not even have that from you for what it's worth, so that just shows you where I B ...
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One British Man is an English language podcast created by Lee Passmore, a father, a singer-songwriter and a native English tutor from Devon, England. It's a lighthearted comedy podcast aimed at intermediate/advanced English learners and anyone with an interest in British English. Lee focuses on everyday English conversation, providing easy-listening episodes which are split into two parts; topic discussions and language learning. If you are looking for a fun and natural way to learn vocabula ...
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A comedy talk radio podcast hosted by 20 year old Chicago comedian, AJ Lubecker. Each week AJ will be joined by another comedian and they will get into chatting about all sorts of strange things. The self-proclaimed, "Wackiest Podcast in the World"
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We Talk Funny is the podcast companion to the popular live voiceover comedy and variety show from Burbank, California, where the biggest celebrity voices from all your favorite animation and video games perform stand up and improv, play games and discuss what it's like to work as a voice actor. Join us as we grab a big bowl of breakfast cereal and talk about cartoons, comedy and everything that makes Saturday mornings great!
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TJ Alumni Conversation Series

Thomas Jefferson School, Matthew Troutman

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Providing in-depth conversations with TJ alumni throughout the school's 75-year history. Since 1946, TJ has committed to providing students with the strongest possible academic background. With a mission to create a desire to lift up the world with beauty and intellect, TJ's alumni go into the world curious to learn and eager to contribute to their communities. New interviews come out every two weeks.
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What happens when MST3K meets Monday Night Raw? You get a weekly watch-a-long featuring Pro Wrestling's best and worst moments. Mystery Wrestling Theater 3069 features icons of the sport, classic matches, classic movies, and anything that is must see Pro Wrestling! Featuring Long Alan Iced T, Jumpin' Jacob J., Vinman, A Man Called Wired, Moose the Mark and Mil Calzones up in the projection booth! The smartest minds in the SPORT of professional wrestling, the Brainbusters walk hard and talk l ...
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The Worst Thing I've Ever Seen

The Worst Thing I've Ever Seen

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Everybody has a favourite film, but what about the worst thing you've ever seen? The movie that boils your blood, assaults your eardrums, and just generally makes you lose the will to live. Each week we subject ourselves to our guest's least favourite film and then wonder why we did that. We're on a mission to find the worst movie ever. (Podcast Artwork by Ashleigh Beevers Art, Melbourne) Follow us: @WTIESpodcast
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Ever wondered how much you'd know without the help of the internet? How would you answer questions like 'who invented the high five' or 'what does OK stand for' without Googling? What if you had to work it out yourself? That's the game that We Fact Up plays - each episode we get asked questions by our listeners and attempt to work out the answers using only the power of conversation. The one rule - NO GOOGLING until the end. And have fun (ok that’s two rules, but you get what we’re saying). ...
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Jamie MacDonald, the comedian you might know better as That Funny Blind Guy, found out that during lockdown the devil does not, it turns out, make work for idle hands; he makes pies and pints. In the first eight weeks of the coronavirus crisis lockdown in the UK, Jamie ate and drank heartily and put on 10 kilograms. His mental health might have suffered too, but he was too drunk to notice. Deciding enough was enough, he enlisted the help of Fran and John of FSR Personal Training to get back ...
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If you enjoy watching classic comedy movies, you should definitely watch "Porky's". This hit movie was released in 1981 and has been entertaining audiences for decades with its hilarious cast of characters and unforgettable moments. "Porky's" is a timeless comedy that will make you burst out laughing. Don't miss the chance to experience the humor a…
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This podcast is changing its name! Don’t worry, you will still be able to learn new expressions with The English We Speak. And we’ll also have some new programmes with authentic English conversation to help you learn. Make sure you follow this podcast: ‘Learning English Conversations’ on your podcast app to get all the latest episodes. Or find all …
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Send us a Text Message. Old-school, and the Nua-Scoil need to learrn more doe (faoi láthair), I burn baby burn like disco-inferno. Burn slow like Irish potatoes. Now that I'm not getting high, it luckily makes much more sense, though. There is good-faith, and bad-faith. Very similar to positive and negative discrimination. And... If it helps your C…
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Send us a Text Message. You don't have to agree... I know that, "Art is subjective". Some Art is out-right toss. Hope you spuriously decide for yourselves, without even a direct message! Bollocks! Feck! Arse! If you do get it, however... "your bird can sing, but I still won't fuck you." ______________________________________________________________…
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All sorts of achievements flying around on the show. Some aural and others gastronomic as the boys reflect on a great night at the big radio awards as well as John's food consumption. We check in on how the Swift x Robins masterpiece is coming together and also answer the question, "Should you clap 180 nominees?" A Q that all of the high fliers in …
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Send us a Text Message. Just. Fucking. Focus. Then. Fucking. Listen. ...please.... ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape. Purely if you think I have something to be …
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Send us a Text Message. Nobody's fault that we are all depressed. I am genuinely sorry that anybody has been through what I have been through. You'd be looked at by those who have no experience, and that I do not wish that upon, as if they are mediators of my own doubts about life itself... Well: You have no decided quality, until something sincere…
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Send us a Text Message. If it seems cryptic: That's because poetry often is. Work harder.(/see me) just joking am an autist contains inflammatory material. on purpose ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose my…
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Send us a Text Message. aN ADULT TWONK HAVING A ego wank Not an ego death :D===========DDDmyownpenis Reading...? Nobody does that within Porn anymore. They wank over others who they've invited into their homes, legally... VHS Porn was a bit like buying a Prostitute. however they are people too NOT THE VHS, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. _______________________…
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Send us a Text Message. A serious and poetic arc has become. Before: Shite. Soon, you may see. You may not, tbf. Fair. Will go-on whether it's one man, or POSSIBLY EVEN MORE THAN THAT. ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn…
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Send us a Text Message. Hard enough to say, but... do NOT listen in an inflammatory way that avoids me being a Human-Being with thoughts and feelings, that deserve personal queries. Do me the service of listening openly. ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "I never thought to s…
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Send us a Text Message. If I meant I was genuinely him, I would've said his name. Not everybody thinks that they shall genuinely be legally threatened in the world...? SOME PEOPLE GREW UP AND REALISED LIFE IS HARD FOR US ALL, AND I MUST EXPRESS THAT I AM NOT RICH. When people yell, however... What? You hiding something...? _________________________…
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Send us a Text Message. Seriously, I can screenshot things, and editing skills are not a talent of mine... I wanna pause some days, and others, not... "I'M NOT A FUCKING MACHINE" pervert (unless you don't stay to the end. Or the FULL STORY FROM THE GIFT STUD MYSELF. This waste of time has been... lame) ______________________________________________…
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Send us a Text Message. Leave it out if you can't handle seriousness/confusion, and from what I remember... me shouting and being seriously, a little bit honestly insane. I vent at home, and can hopefully accept outsiders into bonding with someone who is artistically noting all the dishonesty: And just purely wanting more out of ___________________…
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Send us a Text Message. Did I mention I'm Irish? Did I mention I'm Irish? Did I mention I'm Irish?Did I mention I'm Irish? Did I mention I'm Irish? Did I mention I'm Irish?Did I mention I'm Irish? Did I mention I'm Irish? Did I mention I'm Irish?Did I mention I'm Irish? Did I mention I'm Irish? Did I mention I'm Irish?Did I mention I'm Irish? Did I…
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Send us a Text Message. Can't say it was never creepy, when I heard you through the walls. But I wasn't trying to, and that's very much why. Nobody may fight for someone who WAS flighty and defenceless due to trauma, but... hey. I'm less insecure on this side, after time..... And to be honest:(;dumb) Luck. __________________________________________…
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‘Smorgasbord’ is a word frequently deployed to describe the Elis and John podcast. A buffet-style meal of Swedish origin which is typically celebratory with guests also to help themselves from a range of dishes laid out for their choice. And though there’s not a Swede in sight, there is a veritable buffet of delectable content on today’s show to pi…
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Knees are shaking and pulses are racing as none other than international superstar model David Gandy stops by for a chat to answer all of Elis and John’s questions about modelling. Confronted with such handsomeness, how does everyone cope? Well, Elis ‘feels things’, John swears, and Dave’s glasses steam up. An unwell and remote John goes fully digi…
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The boys are beset by worries this week: John is in a tizz over whether his faulty car will be covered its warranty, and Elis is suspicious that the neighbours are talking about him and his newly-scratched car behind his back. Thankfully these worries are soothed by scorching anecdotes about trying to smoke a cigar, and getting sacked from a mid-af…
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Here's an expression that describes something solving a problem. (Image: Getty) TRANSCRIPTFind a full transcript for this episode and more programmes to help you with your English at:https://www.bbc.co.uk/learningenglish/english/features/the-english-we-speak_2024/ep-240429. FIND BBC LEARNING ENGLISH HERE:Visit our website✔️ https://www.bbc.co.uk/le…
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Today’s episode tackles the Big Questions, but only if by Big Questions you mean specifically: what spotted insect is causing John to yelp in bed? Would Elis or John have thrived on a 19th century whaling vessel? And how would John’s life change if he started going out with one of the most famous women in the world? As usual, motorways feature, Eli…
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If you thought this show was your safe space away from pop behemoth Taylor Swift’s single handed takeover of popular culture then sadly you’d be wrong. For it’s Swiftmas Day (well if you view this in a linear fashion rather than circular) and John’s neck deep in it. Also the reverberations of Elis stepping on John’s turf continue to ripple through …
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An expression that describes a habit you find strange, but doesn't make you not like someone. (Image: Getty) TRANSCRIPTFind a full transcript for this episode and more programmes to help you with your English at:https://www.bbc.co.uk/learningenglish/english/features/the-english-we-speak_2024/ep-240422. FIND BBC LEARNING ENGLISH HERE:Visit our websi…
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Send us a Text Message. Heart and soul, I fell in love with you, Heart and soul, Just like a man can feel. Whoops. I'm a homo'. Genuinely, but aside from things like that which are immaterial to a wider expanse of Social-acceptance: Fuck you if you can't hear how I think???? I'm not on a pedestal, so maybe you could not be dismayed by accepting me,…
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Send us a Text Message. Really authentic this one. Worked on it for fucking weeks. Didn't just flow out of me like Tory Shite-streams flow out of our Government. ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself …
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What do the blue touch paper and the switchboards have in common? They’ve both been lit, that’s what. Elis and John have been inundated with some of our greatest set of emails EVER! And in that the models flow in like it's fashion week; from snacks to footwear, from 1940s yearning women to teenage graffitiing delinquents. This episode has them all.…
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Once the Welsh football media spring dries up Elis needs a retirement plan. Thanks to his dashing good looks there is only one viable alternative: international modelling. The boys thus get the lowdown on all things posing from the most handsome man they've ever chatted to. We also play a Made Up Game where Elis is restricted to levels previously u…
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An expression about exaggerating or praising someone too much. (Image: Getty) TRANSCRIPTFind a full transcript for this episode and more programmes to help you with your English at:https://www.bbc.co.uk/learningenglish/english/features/the-english-we-speak_2024/ep-240416. FIND BBC LEARNING ENGLISH HERE:Visit our website✔️ https://www.bbc.co.uk/lear…
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Send us a Text Message. Kind of like Herbie's Magical Adventure or some shit like that. Total Herb. Get it, though? It's like a misambiguation of a whole lot of culture by referencing a funk song as a white Irish person (habitually in England to be fair(to be sure)), especially in this day-and-age. Right? I mean... I'm not DJ Qualls or anything, bu…
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If this show doesn’t become the go-to running podcast of 2024, we’re not sure what will. For all the on-foot 'experts' pumping out mid-level content NONE of them will cover big bones, being overtaken by your mum or exercising your big toes. But fear not, it’s not all the 'Pounding the P-odcast'. Elis takes to the metaphorical Mastermind chair in a …
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Tuesdays used to mean the odd Champions League fixture and Holby City. Now they mean podcasts. More specifically this one, and on today's show a giddiness has descended on the studio. The boys are dreaming of things they could do and places they could go for the show: Barbados, a trip to Europe's largest folk museum, or "wearing unitards and beatin…
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Here's a light-hearted expression about not telling the truth. (Image: Getty) TRANSCRIPTFind a full transcript for this episode and more programmes to help you with your English at:https://www.bbc.co.uk/learningenglish/english/features/the-english-we-speak_2024/ep-240409. FIND BBC LEARNING ENGLISH HERE:Visit our website✔️ https://www.bbc.co.uk/lear…
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Send us a Text Message. Put it in a song... Alright? ANYTIIIIIME. Except if you're being outwardly rude without saying what you truly feel in an engaging manner. Then... Redacted. Anytime. [NOTE:;] These Royalty Free Beats don't come cheap. I was wary that I'd be charged, under cloak&dagger. "free". I still spat some terriffic bars. Take that for a…
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Send us a Text Message. Thought that mayhaps this could be a new name for a Broadcast? Even when it's about as broad as a Ham-radio with me at the steering wheel. I mean... I've never felt what it is to be depicted as creepy and lechy in terms of being a Lorry-driver. And that reputation is surely offensive... coupled with the, "I've never driven c…
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"Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior" is a 1981 Australian action film set in a post-apocalyptic dystopian world. Directed by George Miller, it is the second film in the Mad Max franchise, with Mel Gibson reprising his role as "Mad Max" Rockatansky. The story revolves around a community of settlers who defend themselves against a band of marauders. This ta…
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A new John Robins has emerged. Move over Brains and Colin Firth in 'A Single Man' for there's a new doyenne of eyewear fashion. And with such style and grace he's also become a fount of knowledge on how best to wear one's specs. And Robins isn't the only podcast host dipping his toes into the haute couture world, as Elis is spotted modelling in the…
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The lovely Lou Sanders is in the studio and brings along her wonderfully chaotic aura. Oh and it's dead bus-eh. There's another hands on Made Up Game, Lou's not getting any traction on her socials and a caller deals out not just one but TWO harrowing stories. If you want to get in touch with the show about anything whatsoever then email elisandjohn…
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Send us a Text Message. I'm never going to dance again, wailing, taking,: some more rhythm. Nary shall I dance again... because sometimes in lower moments I feel if I were that bad, you would've broke my legs. NOT to plant any seeds... The internet is crazy. It's all an act, and a viscious cycle. Who knows what flows from a bored and conscious mind…
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It’s a two hander today as John and Dave fly solo. But that isn’t to say that we’re not bursting at the seams with top stuff. There’s more cloud developments, John reflects on sobriety nearly a year on from his How Do You Cope chat with Elis, and the brief to wish 5 Live a Happy Birthday is broadly fulfilled. It’s elisandjohn@bbc.co.uk or WhatsApp …
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Send us a Text Message. Much like living with my parents again... NOBODY UNDERSTANDS MEEEEE! wHITEY'S ON THE RAG AGAIN, AND HE'S back. Higher intentions within life's bounty entails the true beauty of your soul. Systems don't make you a worthy person. Personality reigns and speaks truth. But then again, that genuinely sounds like a fucking Cultist …
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