H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty are revisiting "The Auction" with Chris Gallo, the genius mind behind Golden Girls Posters! They discuss dealing with s**tty people like Jasper DeKimmel, coal miming, and which cereals are acceptable to eat dry. Check out Chris's work at Instagram.com/golden_girls_posters Join the GG VIP Club at Patreon.c…

Are you a Blanche, a Rose, a Sophia, or a Dorothy? This terrible Buzzfeed quiz claims to know the answer based on absolutely nothing. This quiz is so bad it's the Miles of all Golden Girls quizzes. But we had a blast taking it! Cheers to another fun night at The Rusty Anchor! Take this shit quiz for yourself. Feel better about having wasted time ta…

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty are joined by the fabulous Chicago-based cast of "Golden Girls: The Laughs Continue!" Ryan, Vince, Adam, Christopher, and Tommy all break down the tricks into transforming into their characters, the origins of their stage show, and why they don't consider themselves drag performers. Check out Golden Girls…

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty revisit the season 1 Golden Girls episode "Transplant," where they discuss how Sheree North was almost the next Marilyn Monroe, how baby Danny stayed with the girls for over 2 weeks, and their feelings on being haunted by a dead loved one. Join the GG VIP Club at Patreon.com/GoldenGirlsPodcast For more Go…

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty are joined by Zack Wickham of Bravo's "The Valley" to revisit the season 2 Golden Girls episode "Whose Face is This, Anyway?" They discuss lewd acts with cannolis, the importance of being authentic for the camera, and the stars of NBC's 1986 Thursday night line-up who (probably) had plastic surgery. Follo…

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty are back with part 2 of Mama's Family featuring Betty White and Rue McClanahan! They discuss Eunice's southern slam poetry, Naomi's easter wedding dress, and H. Alan's love of vacuuming. Join the GG VIP Club at Patreon.com/GoldenGirlsPodcast For more Golden Girls greatness, visit OutOnTheLanai.com and fol…

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty watch a season 1 episode of Mama's Family featuring Betty White and Rue McClanahan! They discuss all of the Golden Girl references and crossovers, H. Alan's longtime love for Mama, and Kerri has a million questions about the obvious age differences between the characters. Join the GG VIP Club at Patreon.c…

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty are joined by Kerri's high school BFF and Disney expert Ryan Clavin (aka "Ryno") to revisit the season 4 Golden Girls episode "Two Rode Together!" They discuss the differences between Space Mountain at Disney World vs. Land, the best Disney theme park rides, and Ryan breaks down his theory that Sophia and…

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty watch Estelle Getty's guest star appearance in the '90s Lawrence brothers sitcom, "Brotherly Love." They discuss Estelle's fiery red hair and Blanche Devereaux vibes, the dirty joke the writers snuck in, and what an "apple puppet" could be. Watch the Brotherly Love episode HERE. Join the GG VIP Club at Pa…

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty revisit The Golden Girls episode "Rites of Spring," where they discuss their ideal bathing suits, wearing shoes in one's own home, and why they LOVE a good salon. Plus: listen to a snippet of their recent interview with aerobics goddess Yvonne herself, Hilary Shepard (Wooooo!) Listen to the full interview…

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty watch the 1974 musical movie "Mame," starring Lucille Ball and Bea Arthur in a STELLAR wig. They discuss Bea's conflicted feelings about the project, how her performance is basically drag, and the bizarre time jumps in the movie. Join the GG VIP Club at Patreon.com/GoldenGirlsPodcast For more Golden Girls…

Surprise!! Here's a little glimpse into what goes down on our Patreon. We're joined by adult entertainer Adam Ramzi to talk about our weirdest celebrity encounters out in the wild! John Malkovich and a hothouse cucumber, Kevin Smith and pee pee pants, and the WILDEST story about Elmo, John Legend, and Chrissy Teigen. Cheers, and we'll see you back …

H. Alan Scott/Sadie Pines and Kerri Doherty are joined by adult entertainer Adam Ramzi to revisit The Golden Girls episode "Love Me Tender." They discuss sport nookie, Adam's renewed interest in The Golden Girls, and so much more! Follow Adam and check out his podcast, "Sorry For Asking." Join the GG VIP Club at Patreon.com/GoldenGirlsPodcast For m…