Best Cumulus Media Minneapolis Podcasts (2024)

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We're Chill... 2:00:55

39m ago2:00:55

2:00:55

Originally aired on June 4, 2024: Minnesota is home to one of the most chill cities in the country, beating out Madison, WI. Plus, if you can flip people off with your toes, that's something to brag about. We dig into Minnesota's new Lane Splitting policy for motorcyclists. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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The Family: The omnipresent whine of the cicada - #2567 1:03:56

43m ago1:03:56

1:03:56

When you're a kid, you like different things. You probably drank a lot more soda, whined about things that don't matter, and had imaginary friends. If so, this episode is for you. Just ignore the part about drinking bug-infused liquor and the political machinations of the modern era. That's just your parents discussing grown up things. Learn more a…

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Poozeum 2:21:57

1h ago2:21:57

2:21:57

Originally Aired June 4, 2024: MN Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about 10-cent beer night. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Faceboo…

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Tom Barnard Podcast - Frank Figliuzzi hunts highway serial killers while we watch TV 1:44:05

2h ago1:44:05

1:44:05

- SKOR North's Judd Zulgad chats about the turn Titter/X has taken under Elon Musk, the Twins had an off day but they're set for a important road series against the Yankees as the Twins try to avenge their home sweep to the Bronx Bombers a couple weeks ago, plus Jud shares his adoration for Boston and Fenway Park. - KSTP's Chris Egert talks about h…

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Gold Dust Farts 1:43:16

1h ago1:43:16

1:43:16

Originally aired on June 3, 2024: A flight attended smuggled 2lbs of gold in her keister, we wonder how she was busted, high school hockey player passes on $20K to from his parents to sit out for the season and Rudy Pavich is with us when we share stories about seeing famous people in the buff at the spa. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf…

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The Family: Driven to succeed (at dying) - #2566 59:50

4h ago59:50

59:50

Have you been feeling like drivers are worse lately? You've probably been feeling like that every day for most of your life, but this year you're measurably correct. Fatalities are even higher than Simon Biles' medal count. What could be causing this? Is it because families don't get along these days? You can't prove it's not. Learn more about your…

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Nick & Silent Josh 2:28:21

2h ago2:28:21

2:28:21

Originally Aired June 3, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Once you pop, you just can't stop. Everything you want to know about banging a dead dude's sex doll! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/…

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Tom Barnard Podcast - Apparently Justin Jefferson is a big deal 1:38:52

5h ago1:38:52

1:38:52

- SKOR North's Phil Mackey learns about a rock singer who got bit by a bat while performing on stage, talks about the Twins recent win and their rumored roster move involving Edouard Julien in order to make room for the explosive Royce Lewis as he returns from a rehab assignment. Plus a story about the lone time Joe Mauer played right field in his …

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The Family: Let's all just put the weapons down - #2565 1:07:03

2h ago1:07:03

1:07:03

The Middle East continues to conflagrate, deflagrate, and any other kind of flagration I might have missed. Over here in America we keep killing cops. At the risk of sounding like a cliche, why can't we all just get along? I'll tell you why: AI is taking our jobs. First it came for the Jeopardy contestants, and I did speak up because frankly that w…

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Ghost Poops 1:48:57

2h ago1:48:57

1:48:57

Originally aired on May 31, 2024: No need to wipe is a sign you're really healthy. Plus, crazy stuff that happened when we traveled alone as kids, and Queen's catalog selling for a BILLION dollars. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis

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Tom Barnard Podcast - Garfield, Jim Henson, and other things you haven't thought about in a while 1:39:41

37m ago1:39:41

1:39:41

- SKOR North's Phil Mackey gives the eulogy of the 2023-24 Minnesota Timberwolves following their lackluster Game 5 loss to the Dallas Mavericks. Touches on the individual performances of key players, the shining star Luka Doncic, plus weighs in on a vote for if women should be able to go topless at water parks. - KSTP's Chris Egert shares informat…

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("Best Of"): Loud Pipes & Louder Concerts 51:46

17m ago51:46

51:46

Originally Aired May 31, 2024 Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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Mammoth Appetite 2:06:53

2h ago2:06:53

2:06:53

Originally aired on May 30, 2024: Pro Eater Randy Santel gives us the ins (and outs) on eating MASSIVE amounts of food, we send one rock fan who can spell on the KQ Karaoke Cruise during Spells Like Teen Spirit, and clever notes left for drivers who can't park. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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The Family: The Lincoln Del, and other dels too - #2564 1:04:34

6h ago1:04:34

1:04:34

They've torn down the Twin Cities. Don't worry, they built them again. But the stuff that used to be there decades ago largely no longer exists. Mostly they were replaced with apartments and condos. Also abandoned pho shops. Remember when pho was a thing? Yeah, I barely do too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Tom Barnard Podcast - Brad Blanks is summoned by the call of the train whistle 1:42:43

7h ago1:42:43

1:42:43

- SKOR North's Judd Zulgad returns to the show and talks about his disdain for Declan Giff because of his metabolism, the mindset of the Timberwolves ahead of Game 5 inside of Target Center, the Twins good play as of late despite getting smoked last night against the Royals, and his appreciation for a train whistle. - KSTP's Chris Egert discusses t…

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("Best Of"): Best, Worst & Sexiest Mascots 1:27:13

21m ago1:27:13

1:27:13

Originally Aired May 30, 2024 Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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The Family: We were today years old when we learned how to spell corduroy - #2563 1:02:25

1h ago1:02:25

1:02:25

Spelling can be tough. Learning how to spot Facebook Marketplace scams can be even tougher. When you get an entrepreneurial Marketplace scammer from Mississippi trying to scam you out of your occasional-use charcuterie board, you're in real trouble. Almost as much trouble as a Christmas tree lit up with real candles. Learn more about your ad choice…

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Cocaine & Feces in the Morning 1:44:21

1h ago1:44:21

1:44:21

Originally aired on May 29, 2024: Times people had to wipe with straight cash homie, Tony is a naked hero in his work nightmares and just how many hotdog buns can an elephant eat? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis

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Tom Barnard Podcast - Dan Gampton solves the mystery of the Doolittle Raid 1:40:13

7d ago1:40:13

1:40:13

- SKOR North's Declan Goff talks about his times as a child listening to the old show with his dad on the way to school, chats about the Wolves' Game 5 win to make their series 3-1 against Dallas. Whether or not they have what it takes to win the next three and make history to advance to the Finals. - KSTP's Chris Egert discusses the number of free…

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("Best Of"): David Ortiz & the Peanut Butter Story 1:22:28

1h ago1:22:28

1:22:28

Originally Aired May 29, 2024 Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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Zepp Buys the Boat a Round 1:53:52

3d ago1:53:52

1:53:52

Originally aired on May 28, 2024: How Zepp ended up buying an entire boat cruise a drink and why it was cool he didn't leave a tip. Plus, highlights & memories of Bill Walton, and Yumbo... great breakfast sandwich or lost Marx Brother? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis

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The Family: You're never alone in the Home Alone home - #2562 1:01:32

1h ago1:01:32

1:01:32

Great news for fans of 90s cinema: you can now own the house Home Alone was shot in. It'll set you back a few million dollars, but it's also so big you'll be discovering new rooms for the next ten years so it's probably worth it. Then again, you have to live uncomfortably close to Chicago, so maybe not. Plus they don't have the Asia Mall. They prob…

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("Best Of"): Playground Injuries & Ziplines 1:50:38

30m ago1:50:38

1:50:38

Originally Aired May 28, 2024. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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("Best Of"): Weird Flex, Bro 1:47:14

36m ago1:47:14

1:47:14

Originally Aired May 27, 2024. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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Tom Barnard Podcast - Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing 1:40:45

2h ago1:40:45

1:40:45

- KSTP's Chris Egert talks about the anniversary of George Floyd's death, the handful of shootings that occured around St. Paul this past weekend, discusses the Timberwolves facing elimination tonight, and shares other top headlines. - Bob Sansevere chats about the Wolves ahead of Game 4 in Dallas, talks about KAT and what his name rhymes with, not…

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Tom Barnard Podcast - Best Of May 13th 1:35:21

4d ago1:35:21

1:35:21

Happy Memorial Day! We hope you and your families are enjoying the holiday weekend as much as we are, with the day off to celebrate we're rolling back the clock a few weeks to a jam packed show that featured the like of SKOR North's Phil Mackey, KSTP's Chris Egert, Bob Sansevere, and Kristyn Burtt! We'll be back live again tomorrow morning with a f…

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The Family: Cyber trucks, robotic burgers, and the future of corpse handling - #2561 1:05:50

4d ago1:05:50

1:05:50

Times change. It's kind of what they do. Gone are the days of the cheap diesel truck, the dollar menu burger, and a quick and easy burial. Now even dying is expensive. The good news is, there are options. You don't need a diesel truck when an electric one can accelerate so fast you black out. Fast food is pricing itself out of the business, so just…

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Dunk On Wappel! 2:21:06

2h ago2:21:06

2:21:06

Originally Aired May 24, 2024: Welcome to Virgin Island. Naz Weed. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eff off week! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93…

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Tom Barnard Podcast - Best Of May 17th 1:36:00

3h ago1:36:00

1:36:00

With Tom on the road making his trek through the states on his way back to Minnesota, he and the crew are off for the day. In the meantime, we throw it back to last week's stellar show that included SKOR North's Phil Mackey, KSTP's Chris Egert, Bob Sansevere, Tim Lammers, and Kristyn Burtt! Have a great weekend! Learn more about your ad choices. Vi…

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Silver Linings 2:12:51

6d ago2:12:51

2:12:51

Originally aired on May 23, 2024: Why we're not losing all hope after the Wolves lose Game One, the bad ass kid who threw a garter snake on the grill and about a third of people admit to allowing their furriest family members to watch them taking a trip to Pound Town. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

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The Family: Don't bring ya mass - #2560 56:09

35m ago56:09

56:09

Apparently one of the Timberwolves made some off-hand comment that the entire state of Minnesota immediately latched onto as if it was some sort of prophecy. The lock-step enthusiasm has gotten certain people skeptical of its authenticity. At least one of those people is on the show today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi…

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Drunken Monkey 2:18:37

1h ago2:18:37

2:18:37

Originally Aired May 23, 2024: Your mom's sex noises. Flame Swallowing-Mariachi band fracas. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Boozo The Slut. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Faceb…

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Tom Barnard Podcast - We've never ever met Ta'Rhonda Jones, and we're also not in Paul Crowder's Blue Angels documentary 1:40:23

2h ago1:40:23

1:40:23

- SKOR North's Judd Zulgad recaps the Timberwolves' Game 1 loss to the Dallas Mavericks last night. How long is the series expected to go and which superstars will rise to the occasion to be the difference maker? Whether they win or lose though at least they're on tv unlike the Twins if you subscribe to Comcast cable. - KSTP's Chris Egert talks abo…

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Brought His Ass 2:04:30

2h ago2:04:30

2:04:30

Originally aired on May 22, 2024: We checked in with our pal Amy at the airport who helped escort Charles Barkley through MSP last night, what's polluting the ocean and your testicles, and why you shouldn't let a moose lick your car. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis

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The Family: Some of us are back, most of us are not - #2453 58:01

9d ago58:01

58:01

It's been a rather eventful week. One planned surgery and an unplanned one for Andy, a death in the family for Alex, Tom and Kathryn are getting ready for a road trip, and to top it all off, Chicago's about to lose its bronze medal for population. People often complain that life isn't exciting enough, but believe us: sometimes lack of excitement is…

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All-Aboard The Timberwolves Party Bus 2:21:26

1h ago2:21:26

2:21:26

Originally Aired May 22, 2024: Take a pee-ny, Leave a pee-ny! Dryer dude. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Luka Dončić's hot mom. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAM…

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Tom Barnard Podcast - Dancing with or without the devil, depending on who you ask 1:42:11

4h ago1:42:11

1:42:11

- SKOR North's Judd Zulgad learns about the get-in price for tonight's Game 1 between the Wolves and Mavs, can the show make it to courtside? The Twins are back and forth with how they win and lose, and the crew talks about national media and how it relates to sports. Plus Judd is sick of the Twins' sausage. - KSTP's Chris Egert talks about how the…

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Tom Barnard Podcast - Catholicism's fathers and Mona Scott-Young's queens 1:37:26

34m ago1:37:26

1:37:26

- SKOR North's Judd Zulgad is all in on Timberwolves fever ahead of their Western Conference Finals series against the Dallas Mavericks. Informs Tom about his Twins getting handed their 8th straight loss after falling to the Washington Nationals last night despite having their ace Pablo Lopez on the mound. Plus make sure to "Bring ya ass!" - KSTP's…

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Motorcycle on the Dancefloor 1:54:17

1d ago1:54:17

1:54:17

Originally aired on May 21, 2024: We find out the craziest things you've seen go down at a wedding, where Charles Barkley should go for a drink during the playoffs and how cheese sent someone to rehab. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis

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Whores With Sandwiches 2:24:11

1h ago2:24:11

2:24:11

Originally Aired May 21, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about mechanophilia. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XH…

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BRING YA ASS! 2:07:07

2d ago2:07:07

2:07:07

Originally aired on May 20, 2024: We discuss the Wolves' win over Denver, Undergarment Eating Dogs and the bullies we'd have Mike Tyson fight from our childhood. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis

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[The Lost Episodes] Philosophy Time with Jay Bee - #394 52:56

3h ago52:56

52:56

Jay Bee has recently announced his retirement, which means it's time to publish the earliest, most Jay Bee-heavy episode we could find as a Lost Episode. He was with the show earlier than this, but most of his time on the show was spent trying to stay awake after a hard morning of work. You can see why retirement was sorely overdue. Learn more abou…

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Tom Barnard Podcast - The future is uncertain, unless you're Diddy 1:36:26

3h ago1:36:26

1:36:26

- SKOR North's Phil Mackey celebrates the Timberwolves series win over Denver last night and how it was a top tier sports viewing experience for him. Tom talks about how this has the same feeling as the Twins season in 1987 and 1991 on their road to the World Series. Somehow they're ONLY halfway through the playoffs. - KSTP's Chris Egert talks abou…

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Drugs for Kids 2:27:57

8d ago2:27:57

2:27:57

Originally Aired May 20, 2024: Dr. P answers health questions. F-U Denver! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the labia library. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS I…

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The Family: To the rescue - #2558 1:10:44

3d ago1:10:44

1:10:44

Dave might be a de facto superhero according to Josh, but today it's Tevin who saves the day by filling in. Tom is the only member of the family who's actually in studio today once again. Things should hopefully be returning to normal again next week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Wait... What Happened to Scottie? 2:16:16

5d ago2:16:16

2:16:16

Originally aired on May 17, 2024: We talk about Scottie Scheffler getting arrested this morning, what bartenders think about us by the drink we order, and we play the game 'Beat the Toaster.' See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis

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Tom Barnard Podcast - Imaginary people tend to behave better than real ones 1:38:26

12d ago1:38:26

1:38:26

- SKOR North's Phil Mackey talks about the No. 1 ranked golfer in the world Scottie Sheffler being arrested this morning for 2nd degree assault on an officer and reckless driving prior to his round at Valhalla Golf Course in Louisville. The Timberwolves forced a Game 7 after a MASSIVE win over the Nuggets last night! - KSTP's Chris Egert joins live…

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Deuces 2:25:32

30m ago2:25:32

2:25:32

Originally Aired May 16, 2024: Wolves play-by-play man Michael Grady. Timberwolves superfan Catrell Maclin. Everything you wanted to know about Randy’s Sausages. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XH…

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The Family: Surprise, we recorded a show too - #2557 1:01:36

7h ago1:01:36

1:01:36

Due to a misunderstanding, you're getting both a real episode and a Lost Episode today. Don't you feel lucky? Well you should, because this has been an unfortunate week for everyone else. Also, there are kids in Africa who don't get any podcasts at all, so make sure you finish both of yours. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch…

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Vikings on Deck 2:08:21

6d ago2:08:21

2:08:21

Originally aired on May 16, 2024: We talk about the Vikings schedule for the upcoming season that was just released, Fake ID's and play the game 'Quick Flicks Clips.' See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis

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