EPISODE 200! Wow. You might be looking at your phone and saying "hey it doesn't SAY episode 200". That's because a few weeks I shared another person's show on the feed so I could take a break. Take my word for it, it's episode 200. Ok, so that's the end of the show, right? Wrong! That's at 200 movies covered, not 200 episodes. There are 12 LEFT INC…

Original Patreon Description: Jeff Marra is here to pitch the video game Resident Evil 2 as the Best Horror Movie Ever Made! This jerko made me actually finish a horror game which was not easy and I did get scared but Resident Evil 2 was actually extremely fun so thanks I GUESS. We're talking about the history of Resident Evil, the impact it had on…

This week the horror house is getting animed, because Nick Wiger is here to talk about his pick for the best horror movie ever made - Ninja Scroll (1993)! We're talking about being a bit of a thrillseeker, the efforts to make Ninja Scroll accessible, the plethora of "dudes rock" moments and much much more... you won't want to miss this hyperviolent…

Original Patreon Description: Bailey Norton is back to spotlight our first novel, Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir - a gripping tale of lesbian necromancers in space... and so much more, baby! We're discussing the struggles of being a bone cultist, taking on Big Science's anti-Pluto agenda, and that's not the half of it! Don't miss this one! from th…

What's your addiction... is it smoking, is it gravity, is it air? King's telling stories, bout not one, not two, but all 3. And this week, Jon Gabrus is in the horror house to break down the anthology movie that captures King's essence the best, Cat's Eye! We're talking about the age old battle between cats and dogs, having a cool but rude name, an…

Original Patreon Description: Branson Reese (Swanboy, Rude Tales of Magic) is back and we're talking about the original idea for his BLHHiP episode... a journey through animation history with 13 of his favorite horror influenced shorts from Disney, Warner Brothers, the Fleischer brothers and beyond! This jam-packed, Ernie Hudson-themed episode sees…

This week, friend of the show Jen Barclay is here to talk about her pick for best horror movie ever made - Buffy the Vampire Slayer! We're admiring Beau Hunkus, giving big ups to Luke Perry, deeming Ben Affleck "America's Sad Sack" and getting distracted by The Matrix... plus much more! So stake around and check this one out! from the corrections d…

Original Patreon Description: Our February bonus episode is about the extremely fun and delightfully spooky video game Control, developed by Remedy Entertainment! Patrick Cotnoir returns and we're telling robots to fuck off, mixing metaphors, praising Uncle Mister Bones and absolutely knowing what ray tracing is! Listen now!…

The doctor is in, but this this is one perilous physician! Artist Pete Faecke is here to break down the notorious, menacing, but most of all CURIOUS Dr. Humpp as this week's best horror movie ever made. That means we're getting into brains-in-jars, papier-mâché masks, and the history of sexploitation, so strap in and don't get throatchopped... you …

ORIGINAL EPISODE DESCRIPTION FROM PATREON: All aboard the bus to funland - this month's bonus ep sees Michael Swaim return after his main feed discussion about Lars Von Trier's Antichrist to talk about another bundle of sunshine, Charlie Kaufman's Synecdoche, NY! Slippery time, solipsistic myopism, romantic irony, and more... we got another dense s…

Cat is out of the bag and C.H.U.D. is out of the tunnel - Josh Jones is in the Horror House and he picked the Douglas Cheek eco-classic, C.H.U.D. as The Wire of creature features, the Van Gogh of early 80s cinema, and this week's best horror movie ever made! But what does it stand for? Child Having Unfortunate Dinner? Cyou Hjust Ugot DC.H.U.D.ed? O…

Is Lonnie Nadler still alive, and will this night ever end? Soon, soon, youth - or never! Because we're talking about Ingmar "Bergy" Bergman's Hour of the Wolf! We're getting into the lasting influence Hour of the Wolf had on everything from David Lynch's filmography to The Blair Witch Project and Fargo, Lonnie's fascination with Southern Gothic an…

Is that a demon in your priest, or are you just happy to see us? Merritt K is here to talk about The Exorcist III, so #BlattyBoys stand up! We're getting into tricking George C Scott into comedy gold, the deep involvement with the Joker, Dyer's dire dying, the anti-Vietnam War sentiment, and a pitch for Lionel Ritchie's new hit song! You won't want…

Actor and "Hope LA Doesn't Nuked"er Galen Howard is here to talk about the underseen nuclear anxiety dream that takes you down the rabbit hole, Miracle Mile! We're talking about how much Steve De Jarnatt put into this and Cherry 2000, Mare Winningham and Anthony Edward's perfect casting, the After Hours double feature, and much much more! Turn into…

Merry Christmas!! Hey, can you pick me and Reegs up from the airport? We just flew in from HELLAX and boy are our arms tired. Luckily the in-flight entertainment was this week's best horror movie ever made, Constantine (2005)! We're keeping things on theme for Plutember 3: All Georgie Picks: Week 2: With Reegs, talking about a psychic detective, be…

Did you do your best this year? Too late now... 'cause Santa's here. This week: a very special Plutember begins! It's all George picks, all month long, and first up - the gang's all here for Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)! This is one of my favorites, a seasonal classic and a perfect exploitation movie in my opinion. It's a genuinely compelling …

M Night Defenders, ASSEMBLE!!!! We've got the awesome artist Michael DeForge (Birds of Maine, Adventure Time) in the house to talk about the eco-terror film that was both intensely ahead and of its time, The Happening! Don't miss out as we get into the b-movie roots, the embodiment of climate anxiety, and vital deleted scenes of this misunderstood …

How many episodes has it been, lord? 6? 12? Well I know you wouldn't steer me wrong, because this week the episode is about Night of the Hunter, and we're talking to Jenna Cha (The Sickness)! We're getting into what makes body horror so effective, receiving the perfect poster as a wedding gift, and pairing the movie with Skinamarink for the ultimat…

28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... and 12 seconds. That is when the best horror movie ever made... will be discussed. And it's Donnie Darko! Siobhan Irving from Have A Nice Apodcalypse is here to break down the mind bender from Richard Kelly that inspired a generation of film nerds, Donnie Darko! We're talking about rejecting dichotomous thinking,…

The Spooky Newfie Scott Whitten is here to talk about Ari Aster's floral film that's as much Cannibal Holocaust as it is The Wicker Man, Midsommar! We're talking about leveling the "object" field between humans and nature, the dynamic use of space in foreshadowing, and all the piss and dongs floppin around... something for everyone. Don't miss out …

While many podcasts will spend the upcoming month talking about ghosts, goblins, ghouls, etc, today Patrick (What A Time to Be Alive Podcast) and I are talking about the truest horror of all - being worn down by the unpunished & unethical behavior of the corporate world like Michael Clayton, fixer extraordinaire!!!! We're talking about having an ex…

This week: Beware the moon and stay off the moors, because Robert Persinger aka The Drop King is here to talk about An American Werewolf in London! We talk about watching this one more than once in a blue moon, the dark side of the moon (shadow) connection it has, bipedal vs quadrupedal wolf-men and much more! Check it awOOOOOOOooout!! ----more----…

NOT A ONE OF YOU IS PREPARED, because this week's best horror movie ever made is Take Shelter, as chosen by Justin Mancini of Podwork Angels and Cinema Joes! Never been better is the chorus as we diverge into Bug, Melancholia, Kenny who speaks German, the book of Job and more! how many chili dogs are too many? Only you can decide, by listening to t…

There's no place like home, but we're heading somewhere over the rainbow to talk about Vera Drew's pick for best horror movie ever made - Return to Oz!! We're talking about her movie The People's Joker, Oz's joyful reversal of Funny Games surrounding the most tragic figures ever captured on film, the madness of King Scarecrow, the story's Coen-esqu…

Cold beer, hot day... the perfect environment to break down David Robert Mitchell's Under the Silver Lake with Hayes Davenport from The Flagrant Ones and Hollywood Handbook! We're talking Nepo Babies, the code buried under the surface, cheering on the Fightin' Barristers and trying to figure out just what the heck is so broken in us that we became …

A peek behind the paywall - this very fun, jam-packed Legal Thriller where I am the litigant instead of the judge! The cases argued by myself and Greg before the judges from 5 Day Rentals were: Prepared Cases: 1) Best Representation of B-Movie 2) Best use of a one-take long shot 3) Best dog character Speed Round: 1) Best Stephen King adaptation bes…

This week, its just a jump to the left and then a step to the right, because Broti Gupta is here to talk about The Rocky Horror Picture Show! We're breaking down the origin in Jesus Christ Superstar, tips from Patricia Quinn: Showbiz Wiz, the Mammas Mia, and the quadrilogy this movie fits into of My Fair Lady, Muppet Treasure Island and Sunset Boul…

This week Brad and I are on a mystical journey through Alejandro Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain, which means we're making stops at the Fuck Box, the Pantheon Bar, the Sanctuary of 1000 Individual Testicles in 500 Jars, and many more delightful locales on the way to our ultimate enlightenment: touching grass! Enjoy! ----more----PLUS: Check out the B…

This week on BLHHiP, Erin Whitehead from CBB World's Collegetown and I are swooning for Jason Voorhees the straight shooter & fearing master manipulators like Freddy Kreuger and Joe Fox from today's pick for best horror movie ever made: You've Got Mail! We're talking about Nora Ephron as the master of horror, rooftop killers, singing hot dog inters…

I saw the guest, and it was Chris James from Not Even A Show & Guys! We're talking about the incredible blood-soaked revenge of Kim Jee-Woon's I Saw the Devil this week, which means tempting fate with dramatic irony, subverting narrative structure and kicking guys in the face over and over again! Trust your instinct - you won't want to miss this! -…

Had a great time with friend of the show Paul Ritchey talking Tetsuo: The Iron Man at PhilaMOCA! Look at the picture below while you listen and it's like you're really there. Enjoy! PLUS: Check out the BLHHiP Patreon to get early access to episodes, bonus episodes, discord access and more, INCLUDING ALMOST 9 MINUTES OF BONUS AUDIO for the recent Ha…

It's almost time, kids. The clock is ticking. Be in front of your podcast machines for the BLHHiP episode about Halloween III with WKUK's Timmy Williams, and remember the big giveaway at 9... Don't miss it. And don't forget to wear your masks. The clock is ticking. It's almost time... We're talking horrific knitting automatons that know how to love…

This week, BLHHiP does not care for hunky space warlords intent on murdering the universe... or does it??? Dace from Movie Time with Dace is here to pitch the practical effects and comedy showcase PG: Psycho Goreman as the best horror movie ever made! We're talking low-budget filmmaking, Crazyball, and the beauty of acceptance. Don't miss out! ----…

Comedian & filmmaker Max Beasley and I are being haunted by our waterlogged corpses from the future at an ancient Australian ritual site, which can ONLY mean we're visiting Lake Mungo this week! We're talking fucked up mom-ents and the interesting texture that make us want to lake mun-go to the polls and vote for this as Best Horror Movie Ever Made…

It's death to all suckheads trying to ice skate uphill this week, because Jordan Morris (Bubble, Jordan Jesse Go) is here to sink his teeth into BLADE. We're pitching spin-offs, discussing the ancient vampire texts, and much more - including his contribution to the Archie horror line in Pops Chocklit Shoppe of Horrors and his upcoming Youth Group g…

This week, we're talking with Acid Nun and Good Art Maker, Corinne Halbert, about Andrzej Zulawski's Possession! This one is a damn trip, so join us for Operation: Blow Up My Wife's Crazy Traphouse while we talk high stake stunts, keeping track of bananas, and plenty of abjection theory! Don't miss out! ----more---- PLUS: Check out the BLHHiP Patre…

Hey everyone, due to Valentines Day throwing off a lot of schedules plus an upcoming guest needing to reschedule, there's unfortunately no new episode of BLHHiP this upcoming Monday. So instead, I'm sharing this very fun discussion I had with Michael Swaim on his podcast "Like Razorblade Pie", which discusses the work of Harlan Ellison and specific…

Dear Editor This is the host of BLHHiP. I had Laundry Dan on the show. To prove I hosted him I shall state some facts which only I and the guest know. 1 film name of best horror movie ever made Zodiac 2 10 incredible performances were acted 3 Dan and I had a great time talking about Finchy I want you to put this podcast on the front page of your li…

John Flynn is here from 2 Old Queens to offer us the contract of a lifetime... all we have to do is agree that this week, Phantom of the Paradise is the best horror movie ever made! (And sign away body and soul.) We're talking kitsch vs camp, Colonel Swan Parker, black belt civilization and much more - so don't miss out! ----more---- PLUS: Check ou…

If this podcast episode exists, you're in the wrong universe - but it's a good one, because Jason Pargin (Cracked, John Dies at the End) is here to discuss Chernobyl! This jam-packed ep breaks down the topical themes and intense terror of all 5 hours, so don't miss out on hearing why this is the best horror movie ever made! ----more----PLUS: Check …

Plutember 2022 concludes with the The Psych Boys uniting to talk about performing hot dogs, vampire jewels, and the Baha Men of movies: A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night! Should the Girl have been included in Tony Hawk Underground? Is JP's stance that "cheese is overrated" absolutely insane? ALL THIS AND MORE in the final episode of the year! Don't …

Hi everybody! As a holiday gift from me to you, I'm releasing this preview of the Best Little Horror House in Philly Patreon - as I mention frequently at the end of episodes, the Patreon is a place where returning guests and I can talk about things that don't necessarily fit the criteria of "best horror movie ever made". Sometimes that's movies tha…

PLUTEMBER 2022 CONTINUES, BABY - and that can only mean Mike Regan is here to discuss a James Wan One, Malignant! We're talking about the Flash was made, Gabriel's Marshall Mcluhan podcast, how much to age that photo up by... AND PARASITIC TWINSSSSSSS!!!! Don't miss out on this very goofy, very fun episode! We're having a good time! ----more----PLU…

How do you like your maggots, BLHHiP-heads? JP Novak, my co-additional host on We Heard About Pluto and co-host of Friendsmen is BACK for the first episode of Plutember 2022 to talk living forever as a member of THE LOST BOYS! Plus: Diane Wiest drops by, we talk Silent Night Deadly Night, Evil Dead, and much much more! Don't miss out! FROM THE CORR…

The boys are back in town for a "biting things" themed episode including Werner Herzog eating his shoe, aliens biting steaks, and basement monsters biting Pennywise! #EyreHeads stand up - because that can only mean Matt Apodaca is here to talk Barbarian! Don't get played... listen now! ----more---- PLUS: Check out the BLHHiP Patreon to get early ac…

This week, Mark Rennie from 2 Old Queens is here to talk about 1 Prom Queen - CARRIE!! Brian De Palma's first commercial hit is also the best horror movie ever made. Who knew! We're also talking other potential Margaret White vehicles, the balancing act of teenagerhood, and aggressive gym teachers! Don't miss out! from the "not corrections but clar…

This week... In Hitchcock we Trust with Georgie and Rust! Don't Stop or We'll Die frontman Paul Rust is here to talk about the ultimate blend of cozy and crazy, Alfred Hitchcock's 1960 masterpiece PSYCHO! That means we're pitching alternate cameo spots, lamenting cruel fate, discovering the right melon to stab for foley, and there might even be a P…

Hey everybody! This week I am extremely under the weather - the test says it's not COVID, so I'm gonna chalk it up the film festival equivalent of "con crud" from the week before. That said, I didn't want to just leave y'all high and dry with no episode! So friend of the show Austin from Central Cinema did me the huge favor of coming on to talk abo…

Freaks, stand up! Kron Howard is taking a break from the video store to drop by the horror house, and together, we're going to Charles Band's Castillo Giove to talk Castle Freak! All the great gore, complex characters and great melodrama that elevates a b-movie past even many a-movies to become the best horror movie ever made! Don't miss out. PLUS:…

Hi everybody, I do a little announcement at the beginning of this episode that sums things up, but here it is in text form; our friends at the 5 Day Rentals Podcast put together this great charity event where we're each snake drafting our top 10 movies of the 90's in any chronology, and then you the listener get to vote on which set of 10 is the be…