Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans marvel at the rare and powerful scroaf in season 3 episode 6, Sleepless in Ponyville. We say hi to Scrunchaloaf, join the Sisterhood of the Traveling Couch, meet Sleep Deprivedaloo and Sweaty Belle, and, of course, mare door hook hoof car horse. DapperLilArts's Shrek fic is on her FimFiction! Check out The Last Days…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans do a little toe trolling in season 3 episode 5, Magic Duel. We experience the reverse Samus twist, fail the boychdel test, listen to mare chemarechal romarence, and appreciate a neurotypical short king and ethical mare balls while we watch the Great and Powerful Trixie make this estrogen disappear. Our website is at…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans meet Cutie Markiplier in season 3 episode 4, One Bad Apple. We say hey to Sweetie Yug, learn the Interneightional Ponetic Alphabet, kin a pump and get to pumpin' here, concur that boys are allowed to smell things, appreciate da big apple, and agree that splat booda bing, you saved me! Spark's story about naming ever…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans gotta gotta get down because we marelinol in season 3 episode 3, Too Many Pinkie Pies. We notice that all a unicorn's outfits are horny, agree that you should save a car by riding a horseboy, and enjoy the nature's candy that is barn raisins. Don't forget to email us cover art character reference material at [whatev…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans look at a basket in season 3 episode 2, the second part of The Crystal Empire. Join us as Twilight calls the teacher "mom", admit to a love wins long con, sigh and acknowledge that SOMBRA-19 is still happening, and teach Beans about pomf. Check out Spark's new story on her writing site! Our website is at isekai.hors…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans go wherever they sent Neighponeon in season 3 episode 1, the first part of The Crystal Empire. Join us as we meet a dark empath, note that Twilight keeps running at the pool, agree that Shining Armor's balls never dropped (but WERE demolished by a changeling army), enjoy a crystal cheesewich, and consider becoming d…

You may want to listen to the preshow (Pulling Back The Curtain) before this! Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans reject commoner jizz in season 2 episode 26, the second part of A Canterlot Wedding. Join us as we mind palacing these nuts, fumble Shining Armor's bag, have Beans get snortballed with a weekend at Braeburnie's, check out the most importan…

The Lady of the Library and faer darling plushbug Ripped Seams welcome our lovely listeners to some stuff they might want to know before starting the big ol' finale. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com! Our cohost is @HorseIsekai! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans take things at long face value in season 2 episode 25, the first part of A Canterlot Wedding. Come as butterfly Applejack is the funniest shit we've ever seen, you give your friends puberty with sonic rainbooms, and watch as half a dozen royal guards take one look at some foaltenyl and immediately die. Our website i…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans engage in mare to mare communication in season 2 episode 24, MMMystery on the Friendship Express. Come understand the shape of silence, watch Rainbow Dash drop her weighted training strap, ask why Twilight Sparkle didn't teleport the ring to Mordor, win the Dames for Impact award, get cakehooves AND frostingpilled, …

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get cutiepilled and markhooves in season 2 episode 23, Ponyville Confidential. Come with us as we learn that Pinkie Pie is NOT the coast guard and point at the two boys, stuck with bubblegum together 'cause they're not gay and stay for Spark's typewriter takes! Our website is at isekai.horse! Our tumblr is HorseIsek…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans let boys say things in season 2 episode 22, Hurricane Fluttershy. Come marvel at Blossom The Third: A Woman Called Fujiko Marene. Remember, if you got isekai'd, you have to tell us. We consider the majestic Pizza Diane Pie and watch the womanamaremeter spin because women are always banishing me to the eyeball zone. …

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans cut a boy gland clean off in season 2 episode 21, Dragon Quest. Check out sissy Spike, or possibly show us transgender Spike. He's not like other dragons, after all. He's a horse. Marvel at the rare lineless phoenix as we add mysterious bulges with Rainbow Dash's muscular bones. The transgender Spike fanart is on Tr…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans ask if you've heard about gender in season 2 episode 20, It's About Time. We put the sandwich-shaped dick in the sandwichussy, point at a suspiciously human nose, warn Pinkie Pie about her ballussy, and, as always, Graceful Spark explains how King Crimson works. Come marvel at this inefficient doomsday prepper and G…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans fuck a nerd for asparagus in season 2 episode 19, Putting Your Hoof Down. After all, we're not straight, but asparagussy is asparagussy. Everypony knows you can't fuck Lemmon Pussy for a cherry, but you can appreciate a homeskunk, and, of course, the tree outside Fluttershy's house is dying. Reblog to make it die fa…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans do a trumpet yeehaw in season 2 episode 18, A Friend in Deed. We ask if she eats these, make some tau jokes, meet Ponyville's Attorney Specific, admit that love wins (wife ins), but at what cost, and Spark uses her penis like she always does. The squirrel picture we talk about is on raystarkitty's Tumblr! Spirit Pon…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans imagine Sisyphus and Diamond Tiara pissed at everything in season 2 episode 17, Hearts and Hooves Day. We celebrate a cutie loaf, realize that Catholicism real, and commiserate that they took my clown in the divorce. We meet a different human chest hair guy, tolerate consensual feminization, and, in conclusion, pilo…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans don't like Scrubie Pie in season 2 episode 16, Read It And Weep. We do surgery on a Pinkie Pie, ask Rainbow Dash how she's this cringefail but agree that she's allowed to be naked, discuss maregma, and concur that darings only do this when they're extremely distressed. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our tumblr is H…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans forget about ram TF in season 2 episode 15, The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000. We meet Foamy Top, consider perfectly spherical horses in a vacuum, congratulate the show on its nice France reference, go off about cider logistics, and agree: we don't want to be isekai'd into ALF. Also, uh, Spark probably has a job b…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans stan a cuck king in season 2 episode 14, Baby Cakes. We notice that Winamplejack really whips the llama's ass, appreciate that stinky GILF drip, have a hole, detect a MILF, and agree on something important: plot rules. And we have a special fandom history corner! Our website is at isekai.horse! Our tumblr is HorseIs…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans stan a cuck king in season 2 episode 13, Baby Cakes. We notice it's Spark-thirty and thus time for dick-flattening, talk about a cake that kins a pump, hoot and holler about Clover the Transgender, and mourn the free online encyclopedia that nopony will ever edit again. Check out Alien Swarm: Reactive Drop on Steam!…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans serve Shakespearean cunt in what we're calling season 2 episode 12. Hearth's Warming Eve. We learn that keikaku means horse plan, Spark goes off about the class divide in Equestria for like ten minutes straight, and, I gotta tell ya, love wins. I'm sorry we didn't put that many jokes in this episode, but, like, neit…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get up early in the morbing for season 2 episode 11(?) 12? The zap apple one. Diversity win! The worst woman you know is transgender, your grandma is cringefail, and do you fine ponies know where a gentlecolt can get some acid? Join us while we sell rich people to drugs so we don't have to collect horse social secur…

In this episode of Warning! Incoming Dames, Stage Fright and Memory Leak meet the Walking Doug in season 1 episode 2 of ReBoot. We get into chair ball insertion, ask whether there's a Missus Suck, give crystal head, apply our honesty patches, and we just can't wait to cloud compute our data algorithm til we dropbox. The video portion of this episod…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans make half the world forget about feet in season 2 episode 10. We try not to contract #fossteoperosis, have more Eminem, somehow, make an appointment with Doctor Normal, observe that the Ponyville's biggest sub wants to be a troop, and, of course, she ten gallon on my hat 'til I yeehaw. Also, hey, Spark's birthday is…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get feet and elite in season 2 episode 9 with another win for McCarthyism. We ask why they named the horse foot, and make some difficult deSHEsions in honor of women's history month. The "pussy stuck to a TV" image we were talking about is on the pony booru (NSFW, obviously). Our website is at isekai.horse! Our tumb…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans take on season 2 episode 8 by knocking on wood, inventing the humble sigma mare, give Beans her biweekly de-wizening, and ask the big question: What's with these POnies dissing my MARE? The Trixie picture we were hooting and hollering about is on our tumblr. The Thirsty Sword Lesbians book Beans made is on her itch.…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans dive into dame theory, go hurling, discuss a surprising amount of skin, and, of course, will krump with you, Twilight. Grace and Hearth talk about Avatar 2: Wet Ones on the Wisdom app. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com! Our cohost is @HorseIsekai! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princ…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans remember a fancy little egg lad, consider The Big Lebeanski, theorize about Pony Erectus, and ask the big question: do you remember arms? Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darli…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get funky with the winkerbeans, establish that Apple Bloom is an NSHC, and agree that Mario eat bologna out of Princess Peach's hand. If you want to learn about Funky Winkerbean, Spark wrote about it on Cohost. The pictures we took and discussed this episode are on Spark's mastodon. For future reference, the thing S…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans experience some Family Guy scary moments, imagine a world where it's problematic to ask your neighbors for candy, and go for a drink at the speakdifficult. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro …

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get into Twilight teleportation disc horse, agree that she was ordered by the god-king to touch grass, lay Rainbow Jackoff, and face the ceaseless beating of the Twi-Tale Heart. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans consider turning a horse inside out (without pinching them), wonder if we've ever heard of a sad horse, agree that art lets us travel anywhere, and peer into Discord's uncanny valley. I did make a bunch of riffs on that Applejack/Rarity image, if you're curious. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseI…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are back, baby, ready to howl at the moon, lament that, buddy, they won't even let us fuck the horn hole, write "Damaged" on Pinkie Pie's forehead, and appreciate the rare and majestic long neck Fluttershy. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software!…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans finally get to the Grand Galloping Gala! We appreciate Spike's tailboner, Beans's very good duck penis joke, how pianos don't work if there's a horse in them, and get to the bottom of the polevussy. The first song we mention in this episode. And talking about Rät. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @Hors…

While Beans recovers from gala-related injuries, Graceful Spark and Starry Skies cut a live wisecast special. The stated title of the talk was "The Mathematics Of My Little Pony: Equestria Girls", but we wind up talking about Equestria Girls as a whole, Sunset Shimmer in specific, and see where the wind takes us. This one does have some talk about …

In the leadup to the Grand Galloping Gala, Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans answer some fan mail before the big night. We talk about the desire to be erotically everted, discuss the points of the Johnny Bravo/Kronk/Enzo Reboot triangle, and ask the big question: Is eating the pussy vore? Hawkpelt's twitter thread about ableism in Winter Wrap-Up Our…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans dispense a hot cup of takes, agree that Pinkamania's gonna run wild on you, concur that they should let Big Mac say "bitch", and wish a humpy bumpday to nummity num. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro …

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss bus vore, femboy Owlowiscious, making the blender alive, talk about how you gotta protect your bitch wife, go on foot watch, and balance a book on Spike's ass shelf. The pictures we keep talking about are on the twitter. The song Spark keeps referencing is Tell Her About It. Our website is at isekai.horse! O…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss their membership in the flavor fandom, discuss which school plays IGN gave a terrible rating to, and anticipate the rerelease of Skyrim on a pony. The images we discussed today are on this twitter post. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.softw…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk about Mr. Cake's wife guy qualifications, mention that horse 9/11 might have just happened, and watch Fluttershy do surgery on a bird. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the dar…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk about how the tree isn't gonna fuck Applejack, end our long loaf drought, and not much else because this episode is a bad one. Don't worry, this is the first part of a double feature. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be fo…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk about Spike's full-on simp face, discuss the humble boy of gender, and Spark realizes she has another type. The comic in question at https://www.deviantart.com/kasun05/art/I-GO-253942090. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can b…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans have nostalgia for the movie Holes, discuss Spike's skin pocket, and pay our respects to the great hunkfather and primordial ur-hunks before us. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by th…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans invite our dear listener to look forward to feet, discuss the humble catgirl Apple Bloom, and get taken to task for their twink takes. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro and outro music by the darling …

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss the class relationships of horse society, the original cottagecore gf, agree that certain children can safely handle hammers, and weigh in on the age old debate: snicken or chake? Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be fou…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss a completely theoretical Seinfeld isekai, the missing Wright brother, compare orb fears with hoop dreams, and agree that Spark should get to decide who lives and who dies. Eminem's very good freestyle. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.softwa…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans stand corrected about the utility of an apple cellar, ship the two ponies that don't appear in this episode, discuss Twilight's prescription piano, and still find time to chat about horse music. The Lauren Faust post we keep referencing is at https://www.deviantart.com/comments/4/1603670/1868624964 The Raridash fan …

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans wonder where Horse France is, discuss whether taurs are real in horseland, encounter the immortal line, and shake their heads at Applejack's unfortunately-shaped hat. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at princess.software! Draekos can be found draekos.art! Intro…

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk about the rugs and the bees, say "come on, ref" a lot, discuss the difference between real and fake leaf fans, and leave time to be gay while there's some extraordinarily homosexual horse behavior happening on screen. Our website is at isekai.horse! Our twitter is @HorseIsekai! Princess Grace can be found at pr…