DOWN W/ THE BURGEES: Dave Chapelle goes full ass-hole. Dimas and Hare give Flat Earthers a chance. Hare argues that Dinosaurs died for our mobility. Dimas asks why we don't lay eggs like other animals. Hare thinks people who thank God for their success are just gate keeping their secrets to success. Follow Us on Twitter Email us @ communityalcoholp…

JERRY STILLER SHIV'S: Ted Cruz's family is starting to show signs of trauma caused by his political career. Hare and Dimas discuss the Britney Griner trade. Dimas wants to bring back super start prisoners like Al Capone. Hare has another run-in with the neighborhood children. Dimas thinks being nice to dogs is equivalent to grooming. Hare complains…

DARK TANK: Hare explains why today's politics have the same appeal as wrestling, so more people should check it out. Dimas talks about dealing with the reality of death in a combat zone and Hare realizes he doesn't know what he would do with his last day on earth. If you had to choose your own death, what would you choose? Dimas and Hare argue abou…

FUNNEL CAKE: Dimas cooked his first Thanksgiving Dinner ever with survival potatoes. Hare finds a video of Dimas singing "Purple Rain" on the internet and falls in love. Dimas calls out Hare for being a Polite Man. Dimas & Hare brain storm a service that helps people with squiggle legs regain their mobility. Are you Trans phobic if you wouldn't dat…

GIRLS LIKE HORSES: Elon Musk is the smartest man. Hare gets into another neighborhood battle with the local whites. Kari Lake loses the AZ governors race and Hare's Dad is ready to go to war. If you think politics are boring, get a TikTok account. Dimas explains how to create a haunted bridge. Is laziness a myth? Fans of Korean Pop bands have Pedop…

FAGANELLO HUGHES: Dimas calls Hare out for dressing like an NPC. Dimas has a run-in with a republican candidate on election day. Hare & Dimas explore the science behind Wrap-Around Sunglasses. Dimas cosplays as Cat Hitler. Hare calls Dimas out on refusing to practice Spanish with him. Ted Cruz catches a beer can to the face. Roto-Rooter has the wor…

HOW COULD HARE FORGET: Hare makes a huge mess of his early voting experience and has his house vandalized by the local republican children. Hare proposes Pro-Wrestling personas for politicians to drum up public interest. Dimas invents the Election Olympics to spice up politics and get more people involved. Joe Biden boxes a kangaroo. Donald Trump i…

Don't forget to vote Nov 8th! QUEER TWO-PIECE: Paul Pelosi vs. QAnon Hammer Hippie. Hare wonders why 3 piece suits are the uniforms of every boss ever and why aren't pants and a t-shirt called a two-piece? How did people sleep before beds? Dimas introduces a new segment called "That's about white." detailing the top headlines around the country inv…

Sorry for the late upload! We had to do this one via ZOOM due to Dimas' busy schedule as a micro-wrestling promoter. MIDDLE OF THE BUS KID: Hare speculates about why amateur ghost hunters exist and Dimas explores the idea of what being a ghost would be like. Hare explains why he wasn't allowed to Trick or Treat as a kid. Dimas isn't afraid of ghost…

***The Nightmare at Black Swan Inn *** ***8:30 pm - 12:30 am*** ***Hosted @ Victoria's Black Swan Inn*** Buy your tickets online! Every Friday and Saturday in October. PANTRY OF TOLERANCE: Dimas asks Hare if white people have special food saved for their ethnic friends. Hare shares his battle w/ crippling anxiety surrounding a semen sample requeste…

***The Nightmare at Black Swan Inn *** ***8:30 pm - 12:30 am*** ***Hosted @ Victoria's Black Swan Inn*** Buy your tickets online! Every Friday and Saturday in October. ITALIAN CIRCLES: Hare pitches a theory about why we don't have human beings with super powers and then defends his right to identify as disabled. Former NAACP Chapter President Rache…

IF YOU'RE IN SAN ANTONIO YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT ***The Nightmare at Black Swan Inn *** ***8:30 pm - 12:30 am*** ***Hosted @ Victoria's Black Swan Inn*** Buy your tickets online! Every Friday and Saturday in October. SMALL DICK TAX: Marjorie Taylor Greene cheats on her husband with a guy who looks like Zangief from Street Fighter. Hare checks out The…

IF YOU LIVE IN SAN ANTONIO!! ***A Nightmare at Black Swan Inn *** An Outdoor Haunted Trail that ends in a Laser Tag Boss Battle ***Hosted @ Victoria's Black Swan Inn*** Every Friday and Saturday in October. THUNDERHEAD ENTERTAINMENT: Dimas is starting a comprehensive entertainment organization that will host wrestling, laser tag and retro conventio…

LIBERAL SEX DAD: Dimas teaches Hare how to find his true voice and wonders if sex shops sell anything that tastes earthy. Hare wonders how the Jewish community gets so much hate. Dimas and Hare explore the possibilities of parents sending their sons to sex training. Fears of this creating a Grandma Kink Epidemic arise and Hare's distain for the eld…

GIRAFFE SLUT: Are there whores in the animal kingdom? Hare comes out as sexually conservative, even when he hooks up with lesbians. We find out what a "Penis Bully" is and Dimas tries to understand why Hare is the Neapolitan Ice Cream of Intercourse. Its alarming how many Homophobes are G*y. Follow Us on Twitter Email us @ communityalcoholpodcast@g…

Dimas is opening a survival-horror themed Laser Tag event called The Nightmare at Black Swan in San Antonio. Victoria's Black Swan Inn starting 1 October Hare calls out Dimas for being LGBTQIA+ pretender. Hare and Dimas analyze the possible outcomes of Hare starting an ONLYFANS for men. Everyone's butthole has a price, how much does Steven Segal's …

HOW TO REFUSE A BIBLE: Dimas shares his experience with Old People. Hare comes out as Ageist. RIP Anne Heche. If we are picking ugliest creatures, its not Llamas. Someone keeps sending Hare GQ magazine. Dimas gives out subscriptions as gifts. What could this mean? Hare and Dimas share their first porno mag experience. Hare wasn't aware people knew …

PERRY SOUPBALLS: Dimas and Hare discuss the importance of purchasing bean and cheese burritos. Hare shares his favorites tweets since Trump got raided by the FBI. Anne Heche's new movie is super dark. Hare shares his experience with tarot card readings and white people stone magic. Follow Us on Twitter Email us @ communityalcoholpodcast@gmail.com N…

THE TIMBER OF YOUR VOICE: The pledge of allegiance is weird AF. Quiet Quitting has always been around but the younger generations seem to be less afraid of admitting it. Dimas continues his quest to convince Hare that LSD isn't going to kill him if he tries it outside of Switzerland. DON'T STEAL FROM YOUR BANK: CPAC 2022 in Dallas was WEIRD AF! Har…

WOMEN DON'T HAVE DICKS, THEY HAVE PENISES: Dimas wants more Hispanic Land Owners. Hare suggests that "White Trash" is a practice slur. Dimas calls Hare out on his fears of LSD. Britney Griner gets 9 years for weed. Dimas wants more female leaders. Hare wants more female wieners. Dimas and Hare express confusion about the rise of Alpha Male Social M…

FOOT JOBS: Dimas debuts "30 seconds to Cringe" and Hare reminds Dimas who the master of simple words....is? What God would be like if he was a cool dad that is never around. Dimas wants to invite a bible person over to talk about heaven and Hare comes out as an unlocked and unloaded liberal. Hare questions Dimas about his previous desires to explor…

DR. TALLEY IRAQ-ER: Dimas and Hare provide another vasectomy update. Dimas may or may not have created another Dimas on the way out. Dimas shares how Psilocybin Mushrooms helped him quit drinking dissolve his depression but Hare thinks mushrooms are for pizza and wants to travel to Switzerland to try LSD. Elon Musk takes over the Madison Cawthrone …

LINKS FOR ALL THE VIDEOS JOSHUA HENDERSON HE LIKES WHITE GIRLS MORE BETTER HARD TO CONTACT HARE'S PEOPLE DANCING HARE'S FAVORITE WHITE PERSON FOREVER ALONE GUY IDIOT ENERGY: Dimas and Hare try to wrap their heads around the Highland Park mass shooting. Pastor Greg Locke makes are another appearance and the question has to be asked, are white evange…

This episode Dimas and Hare provide vasectomy updates. Dimas pitches ideas of how to be a better ally to women by making Hare pick ideas out of bowl shaped like a vagina because he is festive and don't forget to check out Snowflake Mountain on Netflix to see human beings doing selfish things. Follow Us on Twitter Email us @ communityalcoholpodcast@…

JESUS CHRISTIAN: Everybody wants to be the Corey Feldman of the 80s. People are definitely championing 80s culture now a days. Hare freaks out about the return of the 80s to pop culture. Hare and Dimas explore the parameters of their moral compass. Dimas explores the story behind A 79 year old man falling off his bike and why that makes him a bad c…

BAD DADS: Hare gets a vasectomy for his birthday. Why isn't Father's Day celebrated the same way Mother's Day is? Dimas shares some of the worst dad's in history and proposes some rules to dad's to ensure success. We find out what RINO hunting is and Dimas shares his experience with his first CO-ED bathroom. Hare thinks we should have completely se…

LINKS FOR THE VIDEOS WE WATCHED! Christian Breakdance Video Blue Shirt Guy Clogging Blue Shirt Guy w/ Short Hair IF YOU'RE NOT A SEXBOT. YOU CAN'T BE A SEXY ROBOT: Dimas and Hare get into Google's "sentient" A.I. One Researcher thinks it is equivalent to a 7 to 8 year old child. Hare shares some of the use cases for A.I. in the sex industry. Dimas …

If you're going to wear non-prescription glasses just know that Hare thinks you're a monster. A POLE W/O THE Os: Central Air is the pinnacle of human innovation according to Hare. Hare thinks parents with fart fetishes are the most strict. Dimas gives you a few examples of how to deal with a woman who accidentally calls you her brother's name. Dima…

PLANNED VAGINA: Hare reminds us that pee is stored in the balls. Dimas bails on the Vasectomy Bros. Dimas is turning into the cool dad who dresses like a lesbian. Hare pitches Full Casa, since Dimas to play Danny Tanner-Garcia. Did you guys watch UPN when you were kids? Hare asks why Hispanic Americans don't have their own TV channel? HARE ON THE S…

RIP MADDIE: Dimas says farewell to Madison Cawthorne. Alexandria Hunt is running for Public Office in Pennsylvania. The opposition seems to only care that she was a stripper in college. Hare accuses Dimas of being an Art Hoe and he shares his excitement about Ancestry.com emails. Hare bears witness to a gym first date. ALIENS BEFORE JESUS: Dimas an…

HOW MANY FARTS ON THE HAND AM I WORTH TO YOU? PRISION PUNK'D: What if Prison was a show on TV you could watch? Dimas and Hare speculate on what our future would be like if we said "F*ck it" and pushed completely to the right as a people. Hare does his best James Cromwell impression while Dimas wonders why anyone would super glue their hand to a tab…

HALF-RACIST: Madison Cawthrone is once again in Dimas' cross hairs. Why do some men wear jeans to the gym? More importantly why do some men use packages of sponges to colonize gym equipment? Is this a distraction sponge? Hare educates the listeners on the origins of BUTT-ons. FAILED PREDATOR: Did Ted Cruz abandon his dream of being a serial killer …

DO YOU HAVE A PENIS? GO GET A VASECTOMY, BRO! NEANDER-CELS: Dimas covers the latest news on Lil' Greg Abbott. Dimas points out that a side effect of Squiggle Leg is having Hank Hill ass. Hare points out that Madison Cawthorne is Dimas' Whoopi Goldberg. Dimas lists his favorite incel traits. DOUCHEBAG MAGICIAN: Hare covers a list of people who are s…

IF HELL EXISTS ITS POPULATED BY KEVINS AND KARENS HEYSUS: This is a God heavy episode. Dimas and Hare speculate that god is more than likely just a low level galaxy worker named Jeff. More impressions? You bet. Hare does a great Steven Seagal. Dimas does a sick Hare impression. Why do Hispanic people collect crosses? Are we keeping score? Hare shar…

Small Mexican Ass Wiper. Don't worry about what it is, because you can't afford one. LONG DIMAS: Dimas goes to Suhattle. Hare realizes one day he will have an old person voice. Dimas shares which professions are the worst to marry for both men and women. These people tend to be the most difficult to divorce. Who made the Firefighter Lives Matter fl…

MADISON SQUIGGLELEGS FOUND MONEY: An abortion activist steals 5 aborted fetuses and keeps them in her home. A TN law maker is proposing a bill lower the states age for marriage. Marjorie Taylor Greene tells us what a woman is. Madison Cawthorne fails to attend his first orgy after defining what a woman is for other women. SATAN IS AN EGG MAKER: How…

Some pet owners are just annoying. LINDSEY LADYBUG: A Republican Senator from South Carolina has an interesting nickname for his taint moles. Whoopi Goldberg sounds like Steve-O. Dimas is suspicious of whether or not Ms. Goldberg does her own stunts. Ted Danson is Mega Head defender of Earth. G.I. JADA: Hare and Dimas argue about the validity of th…

Joe Biden's Head looks like its haunted. NATIVE AMERICAN KID 1: Hare has to define a list of popular terms from Urban Dictionary. Dimas feels as if the world is going thru a mid-life crisis. Hare seems to think its more a Jerry Springer style break-up. Maybe America needs to split up for a little while. NOBODY LIKES BRANDON: What is your post-apoca…

Some people never leave the middle school mindset HARESTRADAMUS: The anti-circumcision movement is out here wearing white pants with bloodstains in protest. Imagine an app that allows you to order a partner for the night. Dimas puts his NostraDIMAS hat on Hare this year to get predictions for the coming year. Why do we start caring about fashion in…

This episode features our first EVER guest. DEEP FAKE RAILED: Dimas rejections Hare's advances and talks about deep fake technology and how it could impact the use of video evidence. Is Trump's butt hair similar to his head hair? The New York accent is a tough one, so we bring Dimas' sister in to help us. THAT'S A SILLY JUG: Hare grills Angela on t…

HARE'S FIRST PUTIN FAN: Hare catches a LYFT with a Putin Fan. Dimas explains to Hare why being a parent makes you a different person. Hare seems to think parents are the most irrational people on the planet. Sarah Stogner is riding an Oil Derrick to be Texas State Railroad Commish. BULL BDSM: Dimas shares the story of a man who shields his son's bo…

THIN WRISTED: Hare shares details on his relationship with his dad and how Hare's step mom has jealous wife energy. A Pet Detective assaults a trans police officer. Human beings can come together, that means two things. How is Steven Segal still making movies? Victoria Secret debuts their first model with Down-Syndrome. Follow Us on Twitter Email u…

VLADIMIR FARTIN: Dimas shares his experience with a person attempting to name their future child "ABCDE". Hare suggests using other groupings like LMNOP. Russia invades the Ukraine. Hare gets nervous and Dimas is unimpressed. Is WW3 upon us? I NEED A WHITE MAN,STAT!: Why do Dad's talk about energy efficient water heater's and the quality of roof sh…

R.I.P Danta FEBRUARY IS PRETTY CUTE: Dimas and Hare discuss the month of February. Dimas educates Hare about Black History Month and why this particular month was chosen. Watermelons are delicious for everyone. Hare makes a case for white people as the worst employers in US History. Who gets mad at free laborers? Dimas asks if Blackface is safe in …

DIMAS HATES TRENDS: Dogs are Trends. Hare pitches a scenario where you get paid by the government to essentially become a dog. Dimas breaks down why people who value dog's over people are responsible the collapse of American Unions. Hare conjures up a conspiracy behind the death of a blind child who taught himself to use echo location and the blind…

Valentine's Day is approaching If you're going to dump your significant other, Dump'em Like Ronald Bump. KIDS FIGHT SOCIALISM: Former Arkansas Governor, Mike Huckabee, introduces a new children's book. Dimas discovers a vehicle that is powered by Jesus. I LOVE YOU, MAN: In acknowledgment of Valentines Day, Dimas forces Hare to help him write a poem…

You can always count on men to produce two things: PEE & LIES MASCULINE THEORY: Dimas shares his most recent Twitter find. Are you a resident of the UK ANNND an Incel? We've got a personality coach for you. Dimas responds to his discovery by creating a Toxic Masculinity Test for Hare to take. 1 EVERY 15 MINS: Hare notices that lesbians tend to have…

FEMALE TEXT: Dimas shares a compilation of stories from actual women detailing their worst experiences with men. Feet are mainstream but licking armpits? A list of things men shouldn't do is attached at the end. I HEARD YOU LIKE SNICKERS: Hare realizes just how awful he is with women and talks about his first crush and how it ended up with him bein…

Hare does his best FOX news anchor impression and makes a variety of misleading statements WHOSE KRYPTONITE IS GUMBY?: How old were you when you realized your parents were just people? Dimas and Hare have a pretty big gap in age when it comes to this discovery. What if you could change your gender on command? What would prisons be like? LETS GO SER…

What do the Brits called Parkinson's Disease? PUNishment: Dimas talks about 24 Theologians who were hired by NASA. Hare shares another ridiculous Alien theory he has. Dimas deploys puns against Hare in another valiant effort to teach him the English language. Is it pronounced Sah-mon or SAL-mon? The UK is Goofy America: Hare presents a PowerPoint s…