2.24: Second Citadel -- The Sportive Nymphs (Part 1)

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What's more knightly than rescuing a Damsel? Doing it better than all the other knights, of course... especially if those other knights are really, really annoying.

Sir Marc and Sir Damien do not like each other at all. Each is extremely important to the other's favorite person, and neither understands it in the least. So when a glade of beautiful forest-women offers to watch these men manhandle one another in manly competition, how can they say no? Saving ladies, being swooned over by ladies, flexing your muscles at ladies... isn't that what the knight life is all about?

So enjoy the moment, boys, and don't be like Talfryn, sitting on the sidelines and watching those nymphs very closely. Don't question that strange sound you hear, or those markings in the grass, or the way those nymphs are watching, abuzz with anticipation of... what?

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(Trigger warnings can be found at the bottom of this episode description.)

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"Kind of Girl" by Jeris, featuring spinningmerkaba: http://ccmixter.org/files/VJ_Memes/35657

“Borneo Jungle – Day” by RTB45 https://freesound.org/people/RTB45/sounds/253291/

“Foliage_Rustling_001” by duckduckpony https://freesound.org/people/duckduckpony/sounds/204030/

“Water Wading.wav” by Motion_S https://freesound.org/people/Motion_S/sounds/221764/

“20060329.wading.flac” by dobroide https://freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/17593/

“20110903_splashing.even.more.10.wav” by dobroide https://freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/127611/

“running on the gravel.mp3” by Taira Komori https://freesound.org/people/Taira%20Komori/sounds/213207/

“Running On Gravel.wav” by Benboncan https://freesound.org/people/Benboncan/sounds/137874/

“Footsteps on Grass” by harrietniamh https://freesound.org/people/harrietniamh/sounds/400123/

“Applause_encore.aif” by Zihris https://freesound.org/people/Zihris/sounds/324369/

“Horse_Eating_Grass_Hay 04.wav” by n_audioman https://freesound.org/people/n_audioman/sounds/321949/

“Metal Clang1.aif” by timgormly https://freesound.org/people/timgormly/sounds/170958/

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