If your country's small enough then there are pretty good odds of you being a pro futbol player and the singer of a hardcore band, that's just math RIP Eddie LeewayBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Mounds, femcels, and eclipses OH MY! Gov Naim from Profit Profit is back on the show while Strenk's throat is wrecked from rockin' and rolling and Kellar's hip is demolished from who the hell knows Follow PROFIT PROFIT on IG Help Richard raise money for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund in the Cleveland Marathon…

The deep state doesn't want you to hear this episode. Larry's back on the show to talk the eclipse and Jeff The Mess (RIP). Help out No Class bartenders with missed shifts during their... electrical issueBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Strenk is coming off a series of sketch comedy sell-outs and Kellar is attempting to speak heavy metal lyrics en espanol. Donate to help Richard raise money for 2024 Cleveland Marathon’s fundraising campaign for the PCRFBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Stop having takes, you friggin' losers. Donate to Richard's marathon fundraiser for the PCRF Watch Mike Recine perform stand-up in front of Papa John Check out this sick shirtBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Righteous running mang Richard Rodriguez has retvrned 2 tha show. Strenk is as of yet unconfirmed (except in the eyez ov God). Kelly has a boner pill review. It's all out there on the internet. Follow Richard on IG and Twitter and donate to his marathon fundraiser for the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund. Go see Strenk perform in The Marc Glassma…

Hours before rocking the mic at the 5 O'Clock Lounge, Kellar and returning guest Ellis educate Strenk on the works of the dearly departed Akira Toriyama as they discuss the movie DRAGON BALL SUPER: BROLY (watch it HERE). Check out Spike Pit on Bandcamp and IG Peep O.R.P.H.A.N.S. on BandcampBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Our pal Marcy got fired from Target and decided to hit the podcast circuit to dish, so we got her to return to discuss episode 4 of the 1990 NYPD anime MAD BULL 34: COP KILLER. This is part 4 of B2L's "Anime Cops Are Baka" series. Links to previous installments below: Part 1 w/Ellis Part 2 w/Will Menaker Part 3 w/Marcy and Oscar from the X Over pod…

It's a music journalism episode (eventually) about RUST BELT RIPPER FEST II. Featuring tunes by FLEA COLLAR, LIVING WORLD and IMPLODERS Shouts out to the guitarist from UNABOMB for saying "FUCK ISRAEL" with his whole chest on mic. Additional shouts out and a salute to Aaron BushnellBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Kellar brought burritos to Madame Web, Strenk had his name up in lights, and Joe Briggs is also here. Listen to Artillery and visit clevelandrockhall.com Donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians if you canBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Two bois on Bing. Happy Valentine's Day, all you lovers out there WORLDWIDE E-Mail the show Donate to Medical Aid for Palestinians if you canBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Nkunku is an agent of kitty chaos. Strenk brought donuts. Kelly played a show. E-mail the show HERE Donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians if you can HEREBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

recorded on saturday, not really edited on sunday, realeased early monday. raw, uncut, cleveland poo-core your taxes are probably murdering someone this very instant but at least they aren't funding the UNRWABy alex kellar and mike strenk

Cig smokers in the news, a listener e-mail, and then we find out what cartoons you sick freax think are hot (and maybe pipe in with a few of our own), Donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians if you canBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

It's episode 182 so Kellar and Strenk had to have their pop-punk'n pal Pat from No Pressure on the show to talk touring, Taylor(s), and more. Follow the show on xTwitterx if you like E-mail us to buy a Ratfricker tape for a good cause, FROOTS RIP Joe FlaccoBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

It's a nice, chill season 5 premiere. E-mail the show for Ratfucker tapes or to offer question and/or comment or whateverBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

We're coming at you live from a certain hot tub at a certain area bath house... and Joe Briggs happened to be there, and our boy is steamy. SEASON 4 FINALE, BETCHESSSSSS Happy New Years, bordarios, let's all crush it in 2024 WORLDWIDEBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Kelly worked a clopen and Strenky's getting over sniffles. BUY A RATFUCKER TAPE. 100% of the proceeds will go to Medical Aid For PalestiniansBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Go see The Boy And The Heron. Go see Kellar's new band this Sunday in Clevo. Watch Gaza Fights For Freedom Opening songs: "Congratulations!" and "Interlude i" by Larval State Donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians RIP Kenny DeforestBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

[WARNING: THE DEEP STATE SABOTAGED OUR RECORDING] B2L took a 2 mile road trip to our homie Jake's living room where he's healing up from a lifetime of sin, talking everything from building skyscrapers to DIY skateparks, being punk in yer 30s, Israel/Palestine, and more. please donate to Medical Aid for Palestinians if you can.…

Roman J Leyva returns to the show to help break down a seminal film of Kellar's adolescence that everyone (including now Kelly) agrees sucks, Macross II: Lovers Again. You can watch it for free here but we don't recommend that, what you SHOULD do is listen to the soundtrack, which rocks hard and lots HERE. Before all that there's OLC chat, east sid…

The show was rescued from Kellar's vile clutches thanks to your donations, so as a treat there are not one but TWO guests! Brett Thomas and Thrift Store Jobber are on the show talking digging (for business and pleasure), rasslin', relationship advice, and so much more. Check out Jobber's Etsy store and his podcast Meet Me At Applebee's Strenk and B…

[recorded not edited Tuesday, November 7th, 2023] Car talk, memories of youth, and a challenge --with special thanks to the Iranian Ministry Of Propaganda (apparently, allegedly, who cares) Call your representative and tell them to call for a ceasefire now and to knock off all the genocide funding Call your senator and tell them to call for a cease…

[recorded Tuesday, November 7th, 2023] Kelly went to the National March On Washington For A Free Palestine on Saturday, November 4th with a few hundred-thousand other people and now the B2L bois are doing "journalism" about it. Educate yourselves. Follow the master host of Maryland Milt on Twitter and Instagram Donate to MAP (Medical Aid for Palest…

Raw bullsharking in the heart of spooky season featuring a cameo by Dr. Tim "Bones" Jones Please donate to Medical Aid For PalestiniansBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

... or "Never Gonna Not Sh*t My Pants In Any Decade" The bois discuss a protest they went to and a few other tidbits, then about 25 minutes in they answer roughly a billion and one questions. E-Mail the show at bored2lifepod@gmail.com Donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians hereBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Kellar's been moving thousands of pounds of documents and Strenk did some comedy road-doggin'. Not really any Palestine talk until about 24 minutes in, and then, yeah, it happens. If you want a maybe more informed and at times funny take on everything, check out this episode of Out For Smokes. If you want a very informed and heavy bummer of a take …

Kellar, Strenk, Matt, and James all ate the Bored 2-Bored 2 Life FROOT and are talking One Piece: the Netflix show, the manga, the anime, theories and more!!! Follow Matt on Instagram and Twitter Follow James on Twitter and TikTok If there's one thing you need to know it's this: Luffy would say FREE PALESTINE Also: join our Discord?…

bed, bugs, and rock & roll. Featuring music by GROUCH Check out Garbage Kids Vegan and donate to their wedding or Strenk will kick you directly in your a$$.By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

There is an entrance and an exit and all that is in between.By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Kellar and Strenk saw Danzig and a rad local show, and Kelly checked out day 2 of AIW's JT Lightning Invitational Tournament (also some ponderings on recent Cro-Magnon drama). Featuring a tune by SHOW PINKBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Another week, another episode. Featuring music by: Soul Charge Heart And Lung Shit blimp RIP Ryan Brown (you can help his family out here if you like/can)By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Happy Belated Labor Day (or: "Belabored Day) The bois are talking about a rock show they seen, some more dead guys, plus answering your questions. Featuring music by: Cutup Rubbermate Woodstock 99 Give hundreds or thousands or millions of your pennies to a pooch named Pig.By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Strenk got stuck on a rolly-coaster. Kelly took in a bunch of rasslin' and tunes. Featuring music by: Sunclimber Grudge Self-Checkout RIP Terry Funk and Windham Rotunda Help our dude Richard get ACL surgery for a pooch named Pig!!!By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Kellar and Strenk are answering your questions, and maybe raising more of their own...By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Strenk and Kellar went on vacations. Mike went to New York City and Kelly went to the hospital. Opening song: Dorotheo "Las Nubes" Donate to the victims of the Nudieland DIY space shooting in Minneapolis if you canBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Kellar's apartment has been battling bed bugs while Strenk's been on past and future vacations. Other stuff happened* as well. Hey thanks for listening! Listen to almost all the tunez from B2L here If you're looking for another fun pod, check out If You're Driving, Close Your Eyes *[fun fact: while editing this episode Kelly thought they were maybe…

It's the thrilling conclusion to last week's episode whereupon we watch and discuss another baseball episode of an anime with the el rey de hermanos Richard.By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

No big deal but we're kind of a sports podcast now. We're talking about 2 episodes of anime that feature baseball the next two episodes. First up to bat, we have the 4th episode of FLCL "Fully Loaded" (watch it here for free if you like). Before we hit the play-by-play analysis of that, we talk generator shows, running a diy spot, touring, and more…

Alex Kellar (he/they/part gay) and Michael Strenk (he/hee/wants zero D) objectify men this week. Each give their Top 5 Hot Guys, 2 Hot Guys But Not Quite And Why, and One Unforgivable Uggo. It's Hot Guy July WORLDWIDE (it starts about 28 minutes or so in if you're too horned up and impatient to FIND OUT, FROOT).…

Joe Briggs hates New York pizza and Strenk is thinking about buying another car. Yeah, they've cum to snuff the Kellar... Speaking of vehicles, here's a GoFundMe for someone that needs a new one. And jokes on the show aside, even though Pride is over that doesn't mean you shouldn't stop helping Marcy out with laser hair removal.…

Did turning 37 grant Mike the power of pro wrestling clairvoyance? Will Kellar's presidential campaign finish as strong as it started? Maybe. Opening song: Mess "True Love" Ending song: Bnny "Time Walk" It's still Pride month so check out Marcy's GoFundMe for laser hair removal! Speaking of GoFundMe's, an old friend of Kellar's van got thrashed, he…

A sphincter haunts the B2L dojo as Kelly and Strenk re-cap some rock and/or roll concert show events they saw. Opening songs: Cheap Heat "Bored Of Life" Schenectavoidz "Green Van" Ending song: Vicious Blade "Scavengers" Check out Marcy's gofundme if you haven't already (it's Pride month gosh darnit)By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Kellar finished episode 6 of Worldwide Workoutz and Strenk wants the kids to speak English. Help Marcy get gender-affirming care. Help James recover from a hate crime. Help Lee fight ALS.By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Dr Tim "Bones" Jones has an enemy. And the clock is ticking. Check out Spike Pit's new tape "Born 2 Suffer" and go see them on tour if you're in the midwest or south. ACAB (except for maybe the Dog Police?... no yeah probably even the Dog Police) If you have some extra loot and wanna do something nice, check out our homie Marcy's gofundme (it's Pri…

Kellar's shootin' for their birthday and Dead Pal May, guest Addie is repping Nashville Transcore WORLDWIDE, and Mike's got a great tan from golf. Check out Kelly's wake playlist Donate to former guest and all-time homie Marcy's GoFundMe in honor of Alex's birthday Ending song: Wesley And The Boys "I AIN'T GOT NO RIGHTS"…

150 episodes of this now. Wow. RIP Allisun Help out former guest Leonard with a couple bucks if you can, he's on HARD TIMES, DADDY!By Alex Kellar and Michael Strenk

Strenk is about to go perform as basic Kellarnomics are discussed. Follow Kellar on Spotify for gymspiration Check out these shirtsBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

They call him "Puking" Joe Briggs. Visit clevelandrockhall.comBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

The bois were stabbed in the back by a guest so they spoke to each other for an hour while staring at a new/old cat tree.By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk