Nick Cody joined me from Melbourne, Australia to tell me about his epic trip he took across America at 19 years old. Went from Portland to NY by train to save like $90. Idiot. But also very cool. The entire trip was just so he could go see the O&A show where Bill Burr would end up doing his Philly rant that I always refer to as "7 more minutes" and…

Click here to play in Apple Podcasts Click here to play in Spotify Sam Morril hung out with me in my backyard to tell me what he’s been missing lately. He’s so damn funny. Please everybody watch his new special, “I Got This” on YouTube now. I guarantee he’ll be a household name to anybody […] The post Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank #389: Sam Morril’s 5…

Ari Shaffir (Skeptic Tank/6th and Jump) joins us to talk about sports judging, Trapt vs Ice T, bands promoting messages, Pepper's theme song for Ari being overused, negative YouTube comments, The Amazing Racist videos, shroomfest, dosing Bert Kreischer, Joey dosing Bert's dad, both having a great time, salvia trip, kratom addictions, Ellismania, O'…

Ari Shaffir returns to a very special edition of "Whisper Sports," a spin-off of the World Famous Punch Drunk Sports. Also on the show are Jayson Thibault, Sam Tripoli, and Johnny Woodard. To support the show directly and gain access to the weekly Super Secret Pod visit www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports. Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussel…

Joey Diaz talks about some disturbing things he's seen recently, an important decision he made and why he made it, and he also has a special announcement about new content! This podcast is brought to you by: Express VPN - Get 3 months free at www.expressvpn.com/church Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a 10% discount at checkout on your first ord…

Today I chat remotely with David Wain. You may know David as the creator of Wet Hot American Summer, The State, Wanderlust, and more. We talk about meeting in Greece over 20 years ago, making cult classics, favorite sketches from “The State”, Paul Rudd, and much more! Check out Davids new show “Medical Police” streaming on Netflix now! This Episode…

Today I chat remotely with David Wain. You may know David as the creator of Wet Hot American Summer, The State, Wanderlust, and more. We talk about meeting in Greece over 20 years ago, making cult classics, favorite sketches from “The State”, Paul Rudd, and much more! Check out Davids new show “Medical Police” streaming on Netflix now! This Episode…

My friend Joey Diaz talks about social media and his nauseating toenails.

We talk about Trump and his failed rally. We talk about the culture wars and why everyone is mad at each other. We talk about what it took for White Boy Chris Spangle to see things from a different perspective. In the end, we talk about the need for everyone to come together to help each other live our best lives. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! http…

Vicki Barbolak, a stand up comedian who made it into the Top 10 Finals of America's Got Talent, and the host of the "Big Girls Don't Cry" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio! This podcast is brought to you by: Stamps.com - Use code JOEY for a 4 week trial which includes postage and a digital scale. Go to Stamps.com, click on the R…

Click here to play in Apple Podcasts Click here to play in Spotify Garron Kertnen Chiu met me at a Hong Kong comedy club to tell me about the protests for autonomy that have been going on there over the past year or so. All the important details, like how do you get tear gas […] The post Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank #388 Free Hong Kong (with Garron K…

This week Nerdrotic host Gary Buecher and Nerdgasm host Keren Margolis sit down with Comedian Kurt Metzger to discuss Nerd Culture, the impact of social justice / woke culture injected into the comic book companies and how they are trying to turn comic book brands into lifestyle brands. Don't miss this nerd packed episode of Can't Get Right with Ku…

One of two eps squeezed in right before the second Melbourne lockdown - Jack Druce returns to delve into the phones and spend quality time with the guys before everyone retreats to the safety of their own homes for 6 weeks. Mike once again makes it weird on an acquaintance's wedding photo, Capper hits up KY Jelly for sponsorship and Druce sends a s…

Join the Chapel gang for a juicy 2 parter. DeLuise lost some weight and got pretty, Hanson learned about hair gel, and Hoffs encounters crack for the first time. If anyone can get us some diet pills that would be great. The shirts are real: http://remember2behappy.com/shop Watch the 21 Jump Street episode "Besieged" here: https://www.youtube.com/wa…

Comedian Jessica Kirson joins Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, & Dave Smith for this week’s episode of Legion of Skanks Podcast! The Skanks take turns in the hot seat, getting the answers they've always wanted to know from one another with the help of a police grade lie detecor test. Plus, the guys touch upon the sexual assault allegations against …

Jon is sick, but one of the side effect is that he likes cereal now. Or is it cat food? They discuss the joy of COVID testing and how the Y2K Bunker is finally being put to use. Who hasn’t heard of Verners? What about Sun Drop? Don't forget to check out John Heffron’s book, The Holding Deal, on Amazon. John Heffron can be found on Instagram at Come…

This week Joe's guest is the wonderful and hilarious Greg Warren. Greg is a veteran comedian who has a brand new special available on Amazon Prime called "Where The Field Corn Grows". In addition to being one of the funniest comedians in the world Greg is also a former All American College wrestler. Joe and Greg discuss wrestling, OCD, performance …

Rudy Sarzo, a legendary Bass player who has played with, Ozzy Osbourne, Whitesnake, and Dio to name a few, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE via Zoom. This podcast is brought to you by: Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a 10% discount at checkout. CBD Lion - For all of your CBD needs, from shatter to gummies go to CBDLion.com and use code CHURC…

Today I chat remotely with TV host Jack Maxwell. We talk about being on Travel Channel, getting cancer, his dads drug addiction, how his Mother got out of the projects, favorite drinking moments, and much more! Check out “The High Road with Jack Maxwell” on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-nvMhMcHEHG_o6UTReOJ7Q This episode is also …

Today I chat remotely with TV host Jack Maxwell. We talk about being on Travel Channel, getting cancer, his dads drug addiction, how his Mother got out of the projects, favorite drinking moments, and much more! Check out “The High Road with Jack Maxwell” on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-nvMhMcHEHG_o6UTReOJ7Q This episode is also …

The great Rory Scovel returns to the show to talk about his time on The Eric Andre Show and how great his ass once was.

Carmen Lynch was a scoliosis nerdburger in hight school. She wore a back brace and couldn't make friends. She came on the podcast this week to tell me about it. How she dealt with having scoliosis at such an important age and how it's helped shape who she's become now. Get it? Shape? Anyway, she's a very well respected comic in NY. Ask any comedian…

We talk the Bubba Wallace noose. Ms. Pat takes a walk in the park and gets harassed by squirrels and hugged by white people. We hear some bs apologies. We hear about a mysterious reappearance of Tupac. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Pa…

Josh Wolf, stand up comedian and host of the "Fairly Normal" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio! This podcast is brought to you by: ZipRecruiter - post your job to 200+ job sites with a single click for free at www.ziprecruiter.com/worktogether CBD Lion - For all of your CBD needs, from shatter to gummies go to CBDLion.com and us…

This week we have a SPECIAL 2 PART episode! On the first part of this episode Shane Gillis sits down with Kurt to discuss recent allegations made to none other than infamous comedy blogger, Seth Simons. The same comedy blogger who fueled the flames to have Shane Gillis fired from SNL. Listen in as the 2 discuss these allegations of Seth Simons bein…

Danielle Walker subjects herself to The Phone Hacks premise for another anxiety filled session of phone-trading nonsense. Mike goes deep on his old hairdresser's photos, Capper sends an amimated pic to Danielle's Dad and Danielle is starting a new podcast. For access to a huge catalogue of bonus episodes join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/theph…

Something’s Burning Uncut is the uncut audio from my cooking show “Something’s Burning” on YouTube. On this episode that originally aired on YouTube Jul 8, 2019, Mark Normand & Jessica Kirson join me as I attempt to make the poached egg dish, Shakshuka. Get the recipe! http://bit.ly/BurningShakshukaRecipe My Brand new stand up special "Hey Big Boy"…

Something’s Burning Uncut is the uncut audio from my cooking show “Something’s Burning” on YouTube. On this episode that originally aired on YouTube Jul 8, 2019, Mark Normand & Jessica Kirson join me as I attempt to make the poached egg dish, Shakshuka. Get the recipe! http://bit.ly/BurningShakshukaRecipe My Brand new stand up special "Hey Big Boy"…

Sal Vulcano joins the gang for a special season 2 premiere. Everyone at the chapel got super hot over the break, but did they spend any time improving their police work? Of course not. No matter how much money this show makes, their production remains hilariously bad. The shirts are real: http://remember2behappy.com/shop Watch the 21 Jump Street ep…

H. Foley & Kevin Ryan from Are You Garbage Podcast join Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, & Dave Smith for this week’s episode of Legion of Skanks! The guys discuss Luis’ mid-pandemic trip to Arizona’s Golfland Sunsplash, and the Skanks answer a series of questions from their guests to determine which host is the most garbage. Plus, the Skankonian p…

CHRISSIE MAYR (THE WET SPOT ON COMPOUND MEDIA/THE CHRISSIE MAYR PODCAST) joins us to talk roast battle, cancel attempts, New York, Gas Digital guys, history, a handsome off of people named Chris, gives us an art lesson with an intimate chalk drawing of Chris Evans and Chris Distefano, and shows off her pedicure and crystals before we give our RUSHM…

John and Jon discuss their latest appearance on the top of the World Podcasting Federation and the bands Stryper and W.A.S.P. Jon tries to figure out how to return a cooler he no longer wants. The Tactical Loveseat is born. And there's a lot of talk about candles.

This week Joe sits down with Comedian Carmen Lynch. Carmen is a hilarious comedian who has performed on The Late Show with David Letterman and The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Joe and Carmen compare their panic attacks and contemplate their own mortality. They also bond over their love of Sam Harris and Eckhart Tolle. Enjoy and take care of your…

On this week's Punch Drunk a special guest, Comedian Sam Tripoli, joins the show to talk about MLB's return plan, the latest UFC event (and friend-of-the-show Mickey Gall's big fight), and to give his opinion on the new "Blue State Teeb." To support the show directly and gain access to the weekly Super Secret Pod visit www.patreon.com/punchdrunkspo…

Today I chat remotely with NFL Sportscaster Joe Buck and Actor Oliver Hudson. We talk about what it was like to have super famous parents, getting arrested, The NFL, how they are handling quarantine, and much more! Check out Joe and Oliver’s Podcast “Daddy Issues” wherever you get yours! This episode is also brought to you by Hims. A one stop shop …

My interview w/ Carl Reiner has been one of the high points of my career. I’m rereleasing it today free. He also signed my boxed set of the 2,000 yr old man albums that my father gave me when I was a teenager.

Joey Diaz talks about how he met and started dating his wife exactly 20 years ago today 7/1/2000. Joey talks about avoiding love for a long time, and what he did to make it work this time. This podcast is brought to you by Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a 10% discount at checkout on your first order.…

Today I chat remotely with NFL Sportscaster Joe Buck and Actor Oliver Hudson. We talk about what it was like to have super famous parents, getting arrested, The NFL, how they are handling quarantine, and much more! Check out Joe and Oliver’s Podcast “Daddy Issues” wherever you get yours! This episode is also brought to you by Hims. A one stop shop …

Neal Brennan joins Kurt Metzger on this weeks episode of Can't Get Right with Kurt Metzger. Please Support Our Sponsors: Sheath: Go get your new favorite pair of underwear by going to http://www.SheathUnderwear.com and use code KURT for 20% off your order Support on Social Media Follow Kurt Metger: https://twitter.com/kurtmetzger Follow Neal Brenna…

Corrine Fisher and Joe Derosa came to the studio to talk about the awesome and unique state NYC boozers find themselves in. It's summertime and none of the bars allow indoor seating. So many of them have gone to window service. You can get cocktails, beers, wine, and frozen drinks TO GO! It has turned the entire city into a giant street fair. It's …

One of my heroes from my Boston days Jonathan Katz hangs out and makes me cry laughing. And then he laughs at me crying.