The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity. From dating your spouse, mismatched libidos, the male g-spot, backdoor entry, how-to’s for both men and women, no topic is off limits. Buckle up freaky fam I'm mentioning it all, tune in to learn how to be better in bed, more intentional in you ...
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197- erotica vs porn, cell phones destroying your marriage & happy, naked, fun time ft. Dr. Jen Gunsaullus
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Join me today with Dr. Jenn Gunsaullus to discuss navigating evolving sexual desires within your relationship, communicating your needs in LTS, prioritizing sexy time aka HNFT (happy-naked-fun-time) and how cell phones are destroying marriages in 2025- learn more about todays guest at www.DrJensDen.com Join my patreon to get bonus EP + audio erotic…
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196- assessing your porn use, increasing load size & the hottest things women do in bed,
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195- my spouse is'nt my best friend, a tickilish cl!t & Men; the hottest things to do in bed.
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BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout @ bluechew.com Beducated: Try Beducated 24 hours free all access using code JORDYN + get 40% off at https://beducate.me/august-sale VIIA Hemp: Receive 15% off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE at www.VIIAHemp.comBy Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
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194- Habits that are Killing Your Sex Life
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Lets chat bad bedroom habits that are cock-blocking you!! Todays listener questions include a high drive wife who wonders if she is an asshole for being upset that during their 9 day vacay- they only had sex 4 of those days-which leads me to discuss "sex on vacation" and the power of perspective. Shop my fav toys: Lovehoney Indulge G-spot stim+ air…
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193- textual cheating, ADHD and hyper-sexuality and ED in young men.
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Lets talk ADHD and hyper sexuality- raw dogging it without medication! ED brought on by performance anxiety or is it an serious health concern... One wife has found her husband cheating via text..his lack of remorse is very telling. Tune in now! VIIA Hemp: Get 20% off your purchase when you use code "Housewife" at VIIAHemp.com (21+) Bathmate: Go to…
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192-Intensify your orgasms, exploring the prostate & make out with your wife!
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Today lets talk varying orgasms, de stigmatizing the male g-spot & why kissing is still so underrated. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Join the Patreon. Beducated: Try 24 hours free all access using code JORDYN + get 40% off the yearly pass at https://beducate.me/housewife-july BlueChew: Get your first month supply free using code HOUSE…
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191- How to make him want me again, Too young for vanilla sex & Sensory Play; Flogging
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Todays topic; SENSORY PLAY- flogging, temp play, audio erotica & more..... Todays listener question include a wife in search of mildly toxic ways to get her husband to "want" to initiate again. Another listener is a husband (26) who has been with his gf ten years- sex is not as often as he would like and there is a lack of communication surrounding…
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190- BJ vs Sex, Do Women or Men Age Better & Painful Sex Probs
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Do men like blowjobs or sex better!??! How does aging change our perspective and who gets sexier with time?! Let's discuss. Todays listener Q's include a wife who notices her man make a bathroom trip every single time before the deed- and she has a feeling he isn't peeing. Another listener is struggling with PE and learned about edging; only issue …
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189- faking orgasms, a beginners guide to anal beads & 5 tips to achieve a G-Spot Orgasm
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Lets talk faking orgasms- why do women do it- even when we mean well and know whats right...sometimes faking it happens, and i'll tell you why=) #confession Today we have a listener q follow up- a man whose wife is dancing the line in terms of 'emotional affair' imo and he's clarifying whats really gone down and what panned out post confronting her…
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188- emotional affairs, keeping your wife horny & Q&A; the listeners ask ME =)
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Today we chat your probs ( a boderline emotional affair, a wife who ditches the sexy vibe post date and how to keep her goin) plus today i am answering a personal Q&A asked by the listeners on social media. Everything from how the pod started, how i met my husband to what is a kink i used to be ashamed of and have I ever had a threesome. Tune in no…
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187- Cuckquean roleplay, a bi-curious husband & breeding confidence in your woman.
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186- post nut clarity, a voyeur fantasy & the listeners tell all; "my type."
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I polled the listeners & you told me your type; you did not hold back ( get ready to have your feelings possibly hurt=) )Today revisiting a past listener question about losing interest in a "fantasy" post climax; and other "post nut clarity" situations. The men educated us and told us what really goes down after (&during) the deed mentally. VIIA He…
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185- the lack of blowjobs, cum fetish's & astrology in the bedroom ft. Stefanie Iris Weiss
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184- delayed ejaculation, a poly couple with opposing "taste", & what ACTUALLY turns women on!
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183- Does Distance Make the Sex Hotter or Out of Sight Out of Mind?
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182- Anorgasmia, Sex-less Marriages and How To; Nipple Play
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Let's talk nipple play! For all nipples; sensitive and not! Todays listener questions include a woman who has never had an orgasm (possibly due to past relationship trauma) and now is in a new fun sexy relationship and she desires TO GET OFF; whats an anorgasmic girl to do?! Another listener has been in a long marriage where the last 4 years have b…
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181- A Working Woman's Low Libido & The Importance of Aftercare
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Today lets talk Aftercare- it isn't just for the BDSM community or just post coital check in after kink play. Aftercare is for everyone; and the benefits are aplenty. The smallest addition of aftercare can deepen intimacy and breed confidence in your relationship at any stage. Todays listener questions include; a man that is experience the slow dow…
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Dependent on your vibrator? Today 's EP might have some hot tips for you to get climaxing sans toy. Cozy up, mommy has a solo EP full of listener questions and brief monologue berating a worthy soul. Load Boost: Go to loadboost.com and use code HOUSEWIFE for 10% off your order. Uberlube: Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 10% +.freeshipping at uberlube.com …
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179- Cannabis and Sex & Sexless Bedroom Dynamics
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In honor of the recent 4/20 let's talk the research on cannabis and sexual activity- if it doesn't inspire you it still may intrigue you. Today I am following up from my poll asking yall "what makes a good lay"- there were MANY answers and a few common pleas. spoiler alert; guys like enthusiasm =) Listener questions include a wifey who's man strugg…
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178- Beating Boredom in the Bedroom; Dirty Talk & Roleplaying
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You..Me..& a whole bunch of listeners questions=) A few include; a husband who feels more drawn to porn than his wife because he feels judged by his "turn-ons"...he doesn't know how to tell her why lately he hasn't been pursuing her. Another listener wants to know how to "get over" the sensation of having to poo during anal. Todays topic of the hou…
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177- toys for prostate stimulation, marrying your first, sex as an over thinker, & she probably didn't cum ft. Abigail Jensen
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Today we are joined with Abigail Jensen aka @vibeslut and co-host of the Rat Girls podcast- we chat how to tell your partner you arent achieving the big O, getting present during sex as an overthinker, and if she could let men know one thing about sex what would it be?! We chat about her own personal relationship (and ex's), her grooming habits, he…
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QUICKIE- Can you spot "daddy issues" in women?
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Daddy Issues; the 411. JOIN THE PATREON for weekly bonus episodes + audio erotica -- click the link or go to www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comBy Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
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176- semen retention, the scoop on butt plugs and BWC privilege?
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Todays episode I am discussing the practice & benefits of semen retention. Listener questions include the 411 on butt plugs, is there use for aesthetics? Foreplay? Kink? Penetration? Spoiler alert; all the above and more! Another listener is in a relationship with a man who insist the lights be off during sex and she is self conscious; she fears he…
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QUICKIE- I wished I felt his "love"- a woman in search for more compliments
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175-wet dream storytime, penis size probs & sex and intimacy chat with Anita Rao
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