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A free serialized audiobook recording of The Foothold Saga by Randal J. Wambeam. Two new chapters every week. "For Thousands of years the Murtali Prozor Lacus has provided the fay with visions of the Mortal Realm. When William the Wanderer discovers the ancient site destroyed, he uncovers a dagger belonging to the queen of death and nightmares, Mahvash. Journeying to the Court of Amaranta in hopes of uncovering the truth behind the dagger, William is chosen to lead an expedition into the Mor ...
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Enter the Library (Requiem's Dagger Ch. 11-12)
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The explorers embark out into Seattle, suiting up and doing some research. But it isn't long before minions of the Dead Queen interupt their study session in chapters 11 and 12 of Requiem's Dagger. Soon to be available on Podcoin! Buy Requiem's Dagger in print and for Kindle Music from Polygondwanaland by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. --- Sup…
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Book Club: Interview with author Randal J. Wambeam
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We sit down with the author of The Foothold Saga, Randal J. Wambeam and ask him about his writing process, his other books and who his favorite characters are. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thefootholdsaga/support
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Journey to the Furniture Store (Requiem's Dagger Ch. 9-10)
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The fay expedition discovers how difficult the mortal realm is to navigate moments after stepping into the furniture store on the other side of the mirror. The adventure continues in chapters 9 and 10 of Requiem's Dagger. Buy Requiem's Dagger in print and for Kindle. Music from Polygondwanaland by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. --- Support thi…
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The Expedition Begins (Requiem's Dagger Ch. 7-8)
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When William is chosen to lead an expedition into the mortal realm, he is tasked with choosing a team of fay to accompany him. But almost as soon as they step through the mirror the group runs into trouble. All this and more in chapters 7 and 8 of Requiem's Dagger. Buy Requiem's Dagger in print and for Kindle. Music from Polygondwanaland by King Gi…
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In our first Book Club episode we discuss the plot of Requiem's Dagger, what we're reading in our free time and a movie we saw recently. Plus updates and more! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thefootholdsaga/support
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As Amaranta's ball carries on, Will has a run in with the dead queen, and they make contact with the mortal realm in chapters 5 and 6 of Requiem's Dagger. Buy Requiem's Dagger in print and for Kindle Music from Polygondwanaland by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thefootholdsaga/s…
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The Masquerade (Requiem's Dagger Ch. 3-4)
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William, Hendrina and Dagfinn attend a masquerade ball at Lady Amaranta's palace, where they run into old friends and foe in chapters 3 and 4 of Requiem's Dagger. Buy Requiem's Dagger in print and for Kindle. Music from Polygondwanaland by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thefooth…
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William the Wanderer discovers a horrible fate has befallen an oracle in chapters 1 and 2 of Requiem's Dagger. Buy Requiem's Dagger in print and for Kindle. Music from Polygondwanaland by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thefootholdsaga/support…
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Things get trippy when the Captain talks about Pink Elephants On Parade, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Psychedelic Steampunk band Jonny Squid. ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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The show has returned, hopefully it will come out more frequently now. This christmas special is a little late, but you wouldn't have listened to it until after christmas anyway. Don't forget to check out the captain's web series's christmas special as well: http://blip.tv/m4/5-happy-christmanukkahdanzaa-6465543 ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machin…
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After the Captain's failed attempt to remove everything not steampunk about himself (28: You Can Jekyll but you can't Hyde) he and Jack Yackly attempt to go back in time and kill people who made the world not steampunk as it should be. ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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The Captain will end the controversy and discover how time really began! ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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As always, the title is in Caps because this episode has a very special guest, Lucy F. Tennyson. The Captain, Ms. Tennyson and Mr. Rotcorp discuss the deep philosophical meaning of that classic song "Gangham Style" (Whippet Gundam Style). ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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He's back. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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This is definitely not a filler episode. It is actually part of the overall storyline, and it will make sense eventually, through some convoluted tie in at the end of the series, which at the moment has no end, just like this sentence (unless you stop listening), so we're all good! -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)…
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As usual, the show title is in caps because there is a guest on. And there are moles in this show.By James Proctor
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Hydrogen Skyline will be performing with Abney Park in Denver, August 5th. That means that the Captain MUST GO! -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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Just another show where the Captain rants about physics and surrealist movies. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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And he did it again! This version really should work, and hopefully this whole mess won't happen again. It is an awesome episode, so don't give up. The long awaited return of the Captain's most popular guest. For new listeners, the shows with their names in all uppercase letters like this one have guest stars. That way, if you like the shows with g…
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Why is this episode named Apocalypse Cow? Because it wants to be. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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And again. Now the Captain discusses his favorite surreal film and reads a ridiculously long letter from Veronique Chevalier. Oh, and JOIN GOOGLE+ SO YOU CAN FOLLOW HIM! Facebook is going down after all. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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The Captain interviews Unwoman and plays much of her awesome Electronic/Cello music. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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Lots of stuff happens and the captain tries some new weird things. Of course, it isn't normal, why would it be? -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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And now...the show will never be the same again! -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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BB BlackDog is a steampunk band that the Captain interviewed at AnomalyCon. They are "super cool." -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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I get a new voice, and I'm now very talkative. Lots of interviews from the highlight of the year, AnomalyCon! If you were interviewed, you may not be on todays show. Due to the high volume of interviews the Captain is spreading them out. Never fear, if you were interviewed, you will be on the show at some point. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machi…
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The Captain's show is interrupted again, and he talks briefly about Muppets. What has this show come to? Here is the link to the Steampunk Lego's described. I highly suggest you pull up this link as you listen. http://flavorwire.com/233216/matt-armstrongs-amazing-steampunk-lego-inventions -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine…
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The Captain is attacked by air Pirates and they are in turn attacked by Daleks (Why? I don't know). -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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The Captain talks little as he is trying to get over a nasty sinus infection. However, he plays one of the strangest, discordant disturbing orchestral pieces ever written. The whole thing. I'm staying out of this one. The story below is somewhat short this week, but as soon as the captain is himself again, I will make him read me more. Here's anoth…
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The Captain declares himself King, and a Justin Bieber fan. Unfortunately, I did not have time to transcribe a journal entry because of the lack of interest in it, so if you want more stories then email petrifyingproductions@gmail.com. Here are some links to things steampunks may find intriguing (or offensive): http://style.mtv.com/2011/11/01/justi…
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I have to run the show all by my self because the Captain is gone for an undisclosed reason. I still play his music though, not to worry! -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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Excellent music selection tonight brought all the way back from the wilds of Oregon. Beware though, the captain does nothing but try to convert his listeners to tellotherpeopleabouttheshowism. ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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I am not flattered at all Liz. Not even one little bit. Ok, maybe a little... -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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The Captain reveals a shocking secret and does a badly edited interview with the one and only Gamera! (See video) -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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I am once again rather quiet as the Captain has his first guest on. Please let me know if he rambled. (I do enjoy smacking him when he does). Also, as new tradition, shows with guests, (and therefore more enjoyable) will have their titles in capital letters. ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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Once again the captain makes obscure references. This time to 50s B-Movies! (Robot Monster, Plan 9 from Outer Space). He also records it in 3D, like Robot Monster was. Unfortunately, he forgot that he has a purely audio show... ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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The Captain puts on his 'mopy bloomers' and enforces some strange musical rules. Excuse me if last weeks show downloaded twice or had technical difficulties, I am rather new at this. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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The captain starts recording the activities of the natives, but perhaps their holiday cheer is to much for him. Not me however. Sorry for the long wait. I hope to get the captain casting every week from now on. -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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Listen as our valiant Captain struggles to survive the Wyoming wilderness and irritates the nefarious Mr. Miller! -ATUM (Amazing Talking Useless Machine)By James Proctor
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