This is a Whopper of an episode. Jason, Jim, and Joseph crown the best kings ever. Fleetwood Macrame! Whore! Norman Trollop! Jim reminisces on his first nip slip. Jim is forced to vote for Joseph’s top entry because his mother may be listening. It’s all about the onion rings. Which is Jason’s biggest disgrace: being kicked out of a Christian rock b…

This episode eclipses all the others. Jason, Jim, and Joseph lament over the worst movies they watched all the way through. DEA! Jim astonishes everyone with his knowledge of eclipse themed songs. The start of the show surprises Jason (again). Jim recalls the movie that took the joy out of sex for him. Jason makes a plea for getting medals for watc…

1. Why does Joseph like butter? 2. Why hasn't Jason tried to eat eggs like a real man yet? 3. Why doesn't it get any more romantic than watching dogs eat according to Jim and Joseph? Those questions and more are answered in Episode 216 when the Crispy Coated Robots talk about The Best Food On Film!By Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson

This episode may cause trauma and require counseling. Jason, Jim, and Joseph break out of the bubble to talk about classic made-for-TV movies. One word: Buttafuco! Ah, the 70s! When date rape and incest were considered family entertainment. Jason makes a case for the hotter Amy Fisher. South Carolina is destroyed without anyone noticing Before Chuc…

This episode is done without wearing a shirt. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best movies about musicians. Jim praises Jason's rendition of "So Bad" being so good. Joseph Johnson: A fair bigot. Jason 4th pick is great! Too bad Joseph won't let him talk about it. Bologna and boners. Jim admits that he does not like factoids in his pop music.…

This episode has flesh wounds, hamsters, and elderberries. Jason, Jim and Joseph launch some of the best medieval weapons scenes in movies. Joseph Johnson – Car Destroyed The boys perform a hat trick by offending the French, historians, and moviegoers. Jim offers a connection theory between medieval weapons and sodomy. Captain Picard looks so good …

This episode should have been about Sexy Space Ladies. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best movie scenes from other planets. By Grabthar’s hammer, what a savings. In space, no one looked at what teenage Jim was doing while watching Sigourney Weaver. Carbon-freezing old friends goes well with the smoothness of Colt 45. Jim: The Last Airbender? Earwo…

Jason, Jim, and Joseph dream of a better world when the Academy awarded the right Oscar nominations. Can you believe Brando lost to a mediocre performance by Bogart? "Stella!" How is Alvy Singer preferable to C3PO? Who is sleeping Au Buffo? Why is Jason is mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore? Which actor should have won for the Big F’…

This episode has booty sweat! Jason, Jim, and Joseph introduce the best opening scenes in a movie. Buckle up! You’re in for a surprise! Joseph surprises Jim and Jason with Valentine’s gifts! Jim describes his first experience with porn at a school’s book fair. Jason pleads a case for the ethics of criminality. Inca-Dinka -Do. I’m an Inca too! So ma…

This episode wants a lollipop. Jason, Jim, and Joseph prescribe the best TV series to watch while recovering. It's not fair! There was time now. Time to do another Burgess Meredith impression. Don't make Jason laugh. He may throw out his back. Baby, you got a stew going. Nothing puts you to sleep faster than Ice T complaining about murders. How can…

This episode allows you yo go to the movies... by yourself. Jason, Jim, and Joseph take solace in offer the list of best comfort movies. The NFL angers Jason, makes Joseph cry, and allows Jim to do more impressions. Nothing brings Jason more comfort than Christopher Walken and Russion Roulette. Julius Erving, a great athlete, but even greater actor…

This episode has music that goes well with salad dressing. Jason, Jim, and Joseph offer the best movie soundtracks ever assembled. Bow, bow, bow , bow bow... Joseph insults strippers with Purple Rain. So many songs about running. No one puts Jason in the corner. Why is the Coal Minor's Daughter singing R&B? Why don't cowboys sing Swahili and more i…

It’s Episode 206! Best Winter Scenes in Movies and TV! BRRRRRRR! It takes 57 hours to listen to “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich” on Audible. How far is Joseph into this historical saga? Why isn’t cannibalism funny anymore? Jim answers the most important question, “Is Patrick Schwarzenegger a good actor?” Can Jason do a William Shatner imperso…

This episode has a lucky frame! Jason, Jim and Joseph roll out some of the best bowling scenes in movies and TV. Jason raves over the amazing Klingon choir. Grease 2 - a great film, but not good enough for the two screens at the Humble Theater. Jim talks about his favorite things in life: bowling, milkshakes, and Daniel Day Lewis. Joseph and Jason …

The episode that will slap those teeth straight. Jason, Jim, and Joseph the best TV series of the year. Wookie porn for family entertainment. Joseph discovers Mario Bothers wasn't based on a true story. Jason laments about his beloved Jets. Jim announces his upcoming Tunnels Tour in Houston. Why can't Jim get past the first episode of The Marvelous…

The episode about a powerful force unleashed upon the world. Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush over the best films of 2023. Joseph admits to abusing his friends with texts of movie reviews. The ‘pro sex” films reign supreme in 2023. Jason let’s out his inner Cage. Dutch Ovens and Umpaloompas. Jason turns Jim and Joseph into Swifties. The boys are super e…

The episode with “Zee Breakdancing”. Jason, Jim, and Joseph rattle off things they are looking forward to in the new year. Jim is shunned by Joseph for not remembering his birthday. Jason and Joseph nerd out over calendars, eclipses, and jingoistic sporting events. Jim and Jason are possessed by the ghost of Maurice Chevalier. Dune 2: More worms an…

The episode with a "rock n roll attitude". Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the task of listing the best holiday scenes in movies and television. Joseph reveals the real reason he is obsessed with watching It's a Wonderful Life multiple times each year. Jim describes the week in college he and Joseph lived in Bizarro World. Jason admits to learning t…

Episode 200: “Prepare to be pelted!” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Romantic Comedies and they nostalgically weigh in on toys from the past. · What does Joseph consider the most dangerous toy he ever owned? · How does Sandra Bullock identify Peter Gallagher when he’s in a coma? · What was the first movie that Jim went on a date with his f…

An introduction to Crispy Coated Robots: The only podcast that matters! That’s right, many podcasts are funny and engaging as they entertain, interview interesting guests, discuss vital current events, and ponder deep intellectual subjects… what none of them appear to care enough to do is SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE NUCLEAR WAR TO COME! But hosts Jim K…

Episode 199: “So it all started when I ran over a Happy Meal toy in my car…” Jim, Joseph, and George offer the best musical duos and their Top 5 Personal Holiday Traditions. · A Hall & Oates bass player sighting by the Stu. Co. · Is George a Closet Eggnog-ist? · Why did Henry Kissinger hat The Captain and Tennille? · What is Joaquin Phoenix’s favor…

Episode 198: “I had all my hate ready to pour onto this movie.” Jim, Joseph, and George reveal their Top 4 movies of 2023 + one stinker. In a year that boasted the release of 180 full-length movies, which will make the cut · Did DC Comics finally crack the code for their feature films? · A sequel to Napoleon Dynamite? · Intermission controversy? · …

Episode 197: “It’s like a wax museum with a pulse.” Jim, Joseph, and George tackle the Top 5 Guitar Solos of all-time while contemplating the best fictional restaurants in movies. · Kerri Russell turns pie into a Broadway play. · Why did Prince call Journey’s keyboardist? · Shenanigans’ floor plan and making desserts · The 3 versions of LET IT BE ·…

Episode 196: Guilty Pleasures IV: The Guiltiest! Another installment of Jim, Joseph, and George baring their souls and revealing their guilty pleasure movies.By Jim Kovacik - George Wright Padgett - Joseph Johnson

Episode 195: “More blood, more nudity, more CGI-enhanced penises” For this episode the guys ‘battle it out’ in the debate arena for what is the Top 5 Gladiator stories in film and TV. Also considered is the best use of eyewear in film. · Michael Caine breaks out his old glasses from 1965. · Jim’s humiliating incident with John Lennon spectacles · T…

Episode 194: “Wow! They have a hit song and they’re a cartoon!” Jim, Joseph, and George discuss songs with food in the title and the Top 5 appearances of motorcycles in film. · Grunge piano and cornflakes · At age 26, who was the first person to win an Oscar for a musical score? · Which quirky pop song inspired John Lennon to return to recording af…

Episode 193: “Life is too short to spend time crushing graham cracker crusts.” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Movies directed by Ridley Scott. Also discussed are the best chocolate-centric foods. · What was the first ice cream flavor? · What chocolate dessert did French painter Toulouse Lautrec create/invent? · Russell Crowe on a stamp? ·…

Episode 192: “Once a beanbag chair is punctured, you just have to move away and burn the house down to the ground.” For this episode the boys discuss spy characters (that are NOT James Bond) and best chairs. · Actor/comedian Steve Martin writes an intense terrorist/spy flick that’s not a comedy. · Richard Chamberlain or Matt Damon? · Grace Slick ge…

Episode 191: “The Essence of Pickles” Jim, Joseph, and George debate pop songs ‘hijacked’ by the movies they were featured in. Also discussed is the worst use/misuse of condiments on foods. · Why is Jon Heder so sweaty? · Was Ned Ryerson behind GROUNDHOG DAY all along? · “I’ve created with my own mouth breadsticks.” · Jim’s first “Food Betrayal” by…

Episode 190: “The Burst Episode… Where’s the Tylenol?” In this show, the boys compare their Top 5 Movie Outbursts and the best Starburst flavors. · Fay Dunaway for mother of the year? · How did actor Gene Wilder startle Joseph and Jim? · “This is no longer a vacation—this is a quest… a quest for fun!” · Can you roast marshmallows with plastic coat …

Episode 189: “I don’t like the panties drying on the rod.” Jim, Joseph, and George review their picks for best movies about music; they also debate the Top hand coverings. · Learn the origin of Jazz Hands/Jazz Head. · Michelle Pfeiffer is not faking it. · What did Tom Hanks do to pass the time during the Forest Gump press tour? · What was the first…

Episode 188: “Not a lot of people have basements in California.” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best of the best single appearances by an actor/actress in film, and the Top 5 songs · What did Paul Simon’s Julio do that was against the law? · Roger Miller’s contaminated genius becomes the abomination known as the Hamster Dance. · Producer Phil R…

Episode 187: “You don’t get a lot of sympathy for the Germans in these movies.” Jim, Joseph, and George review and discuss the best War Movies, and schoolyard games. · When is a horse a pig? · How does Shakespeare upset a WWII epic? · Which childhood game dates back to the 4th century? · Learn of all of Jim’s basketball exploits. · Which podcast ho…

Episode 186: “Yo-yos and donuts are similarly shaped.” The guys discuss the Top 5 Breaking Glass moments in TV and Movies. Also debated are the best yo-yo tricks. · What is the longest yo-yo spin duration on record? · How did karate kicking The Fonz launch Tom Hanks’ movie career? · There’s not enough Yo-yo moments in 3-D movies. · Why is Jan-Micha…

Episode 185: “Who doesn’t get excited about a bloated animal carcass?” Jim, Joseph, and George debate their Top 5 favorite movies that take place in Joseph’s home state of Louisiana. The best police radio codes are also discussed. · How dumb of a detective are you if you can’t figure out that you were hired by the devil? · How can you tell if the s…

Episode 184 Best Bomb Movie & Pop Song in Animated Film Should this show just be called the Shrek Show? In this week’s episode, the guys explode with rants and raves over the best bomb movies and pop songs used in animated films, all while verifying, “Howard the Duck is Awful." What act of terrorism involved the band Sparks playing in the backgroun…

Episode 183: “Bongos and creepy sci-fi… What more could one want?” In this show the boys delve into the world of incidental stinger music/musical cues on television shows and proudly promote their favorite female SNL characters. · Did the Nintendo Wii steal Gilligan’s Island Walking Music? · Was Cesar Romero just phoning it in by not shaving his mo…

Episode 182: “Mr. Johnson’s Opus: That’s Dumbass Tape!” Jim, Joseph, and George discuss best teacher roles in film and TV. Also debated are the best songs about cars. · What is the easiest Springsteen song to play saxophone to? · Della Reese buys a Lincoln for her drummer/band leader’s birthday. · How many years has Joseph taught in the public scho…

Episode 181: “When the acting in the videogame is better than in the movie there’s a problem!” In this episode Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Live-Action movies/TV shows inspired by videogames; and the second topic: Best Stamps. · Which podcast host sported the ‘Dutch-Boy’ haircut back in school? · The ‘Fat Elvis’ vs ‘Thin Elvis’ Bill Cli…

Episode 180: “Sometimes I have the impulse to drive into the oncoming traffic on the highway.” Jim, Joseph, and George reveal their favorite Christopher Walken film roles and songs about walking. · Why is Johnny Cash humming? · What is the first song of his that songwriter Sting says that he heard a stranger singing in an elevator? · How did Mel Br…

Episode 179: “Thanks for the memories…” Jim, Joseph, and George discuss their favorite movies in which the plot centers around memory loss. What are the best historic fast food promotions? · What does MLM & FFP stand for? · Which promo is Joseph’s favorite loyalty rewards program? · Why is amnesia comedy gold? · What was the last movie Jim saw befo…

Episode 178: “On a very special episode…” The trio discuss the Top 5 serious moments in American sitcom television, and various forms of Hash. · Learn the French definition/translation of ‘hash’ · A terrifying musical robotic gorilla · Who was originally set to play the character of Archie Bunker in ALL IN THE FAMILY? · “It wasn’t a noisy chicken!”…

Episode 177: “I’m just grateful to live in an age that has PB & J!” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 movies in which everyone is a suspect. Also discussed are the best food duo combinations. · Which role was originally intended for Carrie Fisher but has to be offered to someone else when she went to rehab? · Everyone knows about the 3 endin…

Episode 176: “We didn’t land on Hickory Farms, Hickory Farms landed on us!” Jim, Joseph, and George offer their Top 5 Untrained Detectives and Best Food Court Eateries. · Cary Grant on a weekly TV series? · How to load up on mall samples when you’re a broke teenager · George loses his sci-fi credentials with the Kingdom of the Spiders · Is Perry Ma…

Episode 175: “If you really want to live take an Oreo and dip it in a hot bowl of chili!” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best musician-turned-actor roles in film and foods that go best with a glass of milk. · Which American Idol contestant didn’t win the show, but went on to nab an Academy Award? · Which podcast host questions the integrity of …

Episode 174: “Every series that ends prematurely should conclude with Patrick Duffy (AKA Bobby Ewing) stepping out of a shower revealing it was all a dream.” Jim, Joseph, and George mourn all of the television series that ended too early. Also discussed are the Top 5 Jelly Belly flavors. · Which Fox comedy show (despite positive reviews and winning…

Episode 173: “Send your kid to the bus stop with a waffle in their hands.” The guys share their favorite episodes of The Office, and debate the best items found in the supermarket frozen food aisle. · The musical career of Jimmy Dean · What is considered the most controversial episode of The Office? · George’s frozen food pic challenge · “I’m all a…

Episode 172: “Broken Glass & Waste” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Betrayals in Film. Also discussed is minor body ailments. · Does being a colicky baby lead to you committing betrayals against the family? · Which podcast host suffers from severe beard dandruff? · Jim tries his hand at juvenile vandalism and ends up vomiting. · Does crack…

Episode 171: “There’s nothing like having an eggroll next to a blot of pudding!” This episode the guys discuss the Top 5 movie shootout scenes and the best items for buffets. · The joy of durable muffins · Which Quentin Tarantino movie does Joseph consider to be like a Shakespearian tragedy? · “It’s like a Bacon Buffet with breakfast sides.” · How …

Episode 170: “It’s another George Whoopsie Show.” Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Dance Scenes in Movies and the Iconic Structures. · Which podcast host did the Moonwalk at the Vatican? · Soot covered paintings · Did John Travolta steal a dance trophy or not? · Which famous building/structure was encrusted with diamonds? · Where did George…