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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays an old lady frustrated by the weather. Naturally, she phones up the weather forecasting office to ask if they can please adjust the temperature so it feels like Mauritius. When her request is met with frustration, she asks to speak to the manager, Simon Gear. As expected, this does not go down well. Catch Whackhead'…
 
Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa and dupes them into thinking that they're answering questions for their country. How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up? And which one will send her over the edge? Listen to Se…
 
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson considered this prank a flop until he learnt that the guy he was trying to prank was heavily sedated on pain killers. Commissioned by the bride-to-be, Whackhead calls her fiancé as a fireman stripper following up on his payment. Unfortunately, the guy doesn't take the bait, in fact, he sounds unbothered by the entire situ…
 
In case you missed it! How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send him over the edge? Darren "Whackhead" Simpson phones up a random citizen as a representative from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa and proceeds to ask him meaningless questions in a bid to see how long he will stay on the line. How long …
 
Long before Siri, there was Telkom Enquiries. The OG assistant helped us find phone numbers and even told the exact time, to the second (Didn't we have watches?). Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up the voice of Telkom, Helen Naude, and pesters her with a series of questions - with the infamous call-waiting music and all! See omnystudio.com/listene…
 
Your dog is pregnant. What do you do? Claim for puppy maintenance, of course! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a 'neighbour' to let him know that his dog is a father to seven newborns and he's expecting a maintenance fee of R100 for each puppy. Whackhead's cursing and constant insults get the poor neighbour all worked up until he eventually thre…
 
Every Monday, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions on his Senseless Survey before he gets caught out! How many questions will he manage today? And which one will send his prank victim over the edge? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
 
Get ready to blush! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a woman into thinking that there's something wrong with her 'battery-operated boyfriend'. In what is possibly his most mortifying prank, Whackhead calls a woman to let her know that her vibrator has been recalled because of a defect. If that's not bad enough, he runs he through a series of perso…
 
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson once again plays the worst telemarketer in the world. This time he acts as Jeffrey from Halloween.net and harasses Zelda in a bid to get her to buy a R500 variety pack. His persistence naturally puts Zelda off but he won't take no for an answer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
 
There's little more exciting to high schoolers than the thought of leaving home, seeing the world and figuring out who you are outside of school. When a son opts for a gap year in Aspen his mom is on board because she knows that he's a good, trustworthy boy. As far as she's concerned, he's going over to work in a restaurant. This all changes when s…
 
Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa and dupes him/her into thinking that they're answering questions for their country. How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up? And which one will send him over the edge? Listen to…
 
Becoming a parent for the first time is a life-changing event. From sleep deprivation, bottle duty to sucking snot from your newborn's nose! Producer Brad does his best to prepare soon-to-be father Rameez Khan for his new journey. Listen to 'The baby song' featuring DJ Darkness! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
 
Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa and dupes him/her into thinking that they're answering questions for their country. How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up? And which one will send him over the edge? See omnys…
 
Posing as 72-year-old Beryl, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls 'Rent-A-Hubby' to help fix a problem she has. It becomes apparent pretty soon that Beryl and innocent Wayne are not on the same page and the service the elderly lady is looking for is definitely not on the menu! Listen to the hilarious prank! Catch Whackead's Prank, Weekdays at 8.10am on…
 
This prank sees Darren "Whackhead" Simpson playing on French clichés like baguettes, wine and love-making. He calls on a gentleman who's having problems with his Renault as a stereotypical Frenchman and proceeds to annoy him with all his quips. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin & Sibs
 
Posing as elderly Beryl, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls a gastroenterologist office to enquire about their services. The poor receptionist can barely contain her laughter after hearing why Beryl desperately needs help. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin & Sibs
 
Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's pranks have officially gone bilingual. He calls up random stores and hits them with his flou-est Afrikaans jokes (Tracey Lange would be proud!). Unfortunately for Whackhead, the callers on the other end don't seem to appreciate his humour. Catch Whackhead's Pranks, Weekdays at 8.10am on Kfm Mornings! See omnystudio.com/…
 
Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa and dupes him/her into thinking that they're answering questions for their country. How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up? And which one will send him over the edge? Catch Wha…
 
If you contact Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson with an idea for a prank, you better make sure it's a good one! Jenny initially reached out to Whackhead hoping to prank her son, but because her idea was thin he called up her son Lawson to play a prank on his mother instead. In the hilarious prank, Whackhead poses as Lawson's new love interest: 52-year-ol…
 
Getting your gun licence in South Africa is not an easy feat (thankfully!). One part of the tedious process is the licencing department calling up references to find out if the applicant is of sound mind. This is where Darren "Whackhead" Simpson comes in. Posing as a representative of the department, he calls up his prank victim to let him know tha…
 
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