Hello everyone, thank you for all the kind messages I hope you are well I love you lots, hopefully, I'll see you at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival next week, if not I'll chase you in your dreams. All my love, Samb (with a silent B like lamb) message me. samnicheasquiche@gmail.comBy simplesam1987

OVER IT EP 51.3 Short podcast this week! apologies people, it's been a shitty one. I love you! I'll speak to you in detail next week! In the meantime, listen to me seethe for 23 minutes xBy simplesam1987

ARMPITS & Head holes it’s episode 51 Hello my little Voulevants I hope you've had a wonderful week. I've been lost in the world of concerts and sausages, sausages and concerts! at least I had time to stop for a flan pâtissier. I love you all and I appreciate everything that you do! please keep sending me messages it was a joy to respond this week, …

Benjamin Johnson it’s episode 50 It's definitely taken me well over a year to get to episode 50!!!! 50 & nifty! I've had an incredibly busy week! you know what to do! let's just get into it. I'm naming this episode #50 after my favourite weird emailer…Benjamin Johnson PEOPLE !!!!! Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to…

BEE BEE THE FIJIAN it’s episode 49!!! I've been up to my knees in vegan mayonnaise and now I'm making vegan miso BBQ carrots (fuck) to recreate a sausage and bread experience beyond the world of fake vegan sausages. I'm in Adelaide! I'm at the Fringe Festival I'm working my tits off! If I was a milking cow my udders would be all saggy and powdery d…

oijhbnyubg it’s episode 48 I met a little tiny Mexican man named Gabriel who came to my show in Orange all the way from the Gold Coast! I was so taken aback I gifted him a miniature action figurine of a tiny little boomer called little Wayne. if that doesn't interest you you can stop reading right now. Send me a voice message or dream interpretatio…

AM I STRANGE? it’s episode 47! (love to Bevan) Indigenous odysseys, bus travel, hummus and carrots and am I a very very petty man? Thanks to everybody who turned up in Wyong we had a lovely night. Also thank you so much for all the messages!! please please keep them coming!!! Send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail…

CAT SCRATH FEVER! it’s episode 46! Panacotta, sausage logistics, toxoplasmosis and the bowels of Satan. Warning, this content is as Niche as Quiche. So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patr…

Cheese and Rice! it’s episode 45! Kitty sitting, Derryl’s Anglo Indian. Being served by robots and waffling on… this content is as Niche as Quiche. So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patre…

This podcast has been split into two bits, PRE- Christmas and POST Christmas, both in one podcast! Will it end in tears? will it end in beers? It's queers for years on the Niche As Quiche Christmas podcast. Love you. Please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Support me on Patreon, only if you…

It's episode 43. Can traffic lights induce Depression? lots of live touring news PLUS, I did a thingy!!!! I also love getting voice messages! So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, on…

It's episode 42. Fat driving, Pig language and Henri Lecont. I love getting voice messages! So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons…

It's episode 41. its looooooose. Including some confronting news news. I love getting voice messages! So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons…

It's episode 40. Snuffing ducks, shit sausage rolls, grope mazes and necrosis. C'mon lets get into it! And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons…

It's episode 39!! Brought to you by dehydration and gastroenteritis. Also a near racist moment with a Tesla driver, the real meaning behind the nursery rhyme Rubber dub dub, and staring down the barrel of Centrelink. And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com times are tough, if you do hav…

This is episode 38 "I'm really good at sweet potatoes now" Salad days, Botulism and people who smile with their mouths but not with their eyes! Do you know what I mean? And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com times are tough, if you do have some spare dough I'd love it if you could supp…

This is episode 37! Cover letters. I have agreed to emcee a wedding for people I do not know. I've also decided to go to court to contest a parking fine. I don't like the movie Spy Kids. PS I really need a jobby. DO YOU Want an exclusive niche as quiche tea towel? You can get one if you support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and …

DEAD LEG!!! DEAD LEG!!! Last week I was eating a katsu curry too fast, when I accidentally bit down on a cheap chopstick and then involuntarily coughed, causing me to inadvertently swallow a chopstick splinter, which got infected and I lost my voice for a few days. PLUS the amazing story of Alice Anderson DO YOU Want an exclusive niche as quiche te…

It's only episode bloody 35! JAPLAN TOOOOOO Thank you for letting me have a podcast holiday guys! I had a terrific. This week I’ll be discussing grubby Australians drinking hot breakfast shiraz at the airport. We ponder the question, would you throw yourself in front of a bus for a stranger? Vegan options and Margaret Urlich Want an exclusive niche…

It's episode 34; Things didn’t go to Japlan. Live from under the shittiest air conditioner in nearly 40-degree heat, deep in the heart of beautiful downtown Kyoto, it's Niche as Quiche on TOUR. and PLEASE send me a dream interpretation or random question by recording a voice message on your phone and emailing it to me at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com …

It's episode 33 a poo and a wee Including the second episode of my BBC Radio 4 series Not a People Person. I Totally love love love doing this podcast and thank you for supporting if you are on Patreon! if you're not, I understand money is tight, if you can spare it, why not score yourself a NICHE AS QUICHE tea towel!! As always you can support me …

It's episode bloody 32 lint lint lint and more lint Including the debut episode of my BBC Radio 4 series Not a People Person. I love doing this podcast and thank you for supporting if you are on Patreon! if you're not, I understand money is tight, if you can spare it, why not score yourself a NICHE AS QUICHE tea towel!! As always you can support me…

It's episode 31! right in the BUM. Some terrific inner thoughts into the duality of man! Plus paella on a Cruskit? No way Jose! As always you can support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and send me a message directly at samnicheasquiche@gmail.comBy simplesam1987

Some hardcore Greek love, the hot vomit express and a deep dive into villainy inspired by the tennis. Also apologies here for the sound output, I forgot to put a level filter on. Back to normal next week! love you. As always you can support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and send me a message directly at samnicheasquiche@gmail.co…

It's episode 29; CUP NOODLES (cup o soup, another day) JOY waning, ANGER rising. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast, OR if you would like me to interpret a DREAM, or just ask me anything you desire at… samnicheasquiche@gmail.com And please yes please, you can support me on Patreon htt…

I am a man with a fork in a world of full of soup. It's episode 28; BASTARDS! LIKEEE I'm back, healthy and shelfy. And please send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast and ask me anything you desire at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com And please yes please, You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_med…

I am a man with a fork in a world of full of soup. It's episode 27; THE CASTRATI !!!!! And please yes please, You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link And please send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the po…

The man with a fork in a world of soup is back! It's episode 26, babies! with a deep dive into the cult-like social experiment of New Australia 1893 Paraguay!! that's all I have to say. And please yes please, You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&…

This is the loosest episode I have recorded yet, which is saying something. I think my anti-biotics have given me minor brain damage. Weird week. Deep dive is Folie à deux, which ended up hurting my head hole. You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator…

This episode contains phlegm, tiger prawns, phlegm, Lebanese lentils, phlegm and various mixed birds. You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link And please send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast an…

Cannibals. Couch clowns, goat sex, and how awful a giant PAELLA is. Support me on Patreon if you're a little sweetheart. https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link and please send me a message preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast ask me anythin…

I tried the Fijian drug called Kava and even though it said you won't get a hangover on the packet, I think I got a hangover. Also, the ramblings of a ramblin man. Please why don't you support me on Patreon it really makes a difference…to me. https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_crea…

Post easter, post 4am swim, I bring you loose thoughts on gender dysphoria in the cave person community. PLUS a deep dive into Ancient Roman Sex fiends. Send me an email!!! samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Support me on Patreon! https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join…

This is the podcast you have been searching for. I think my fave episode yet. Always best to record in a good mood, my friends. Lots of rage and fury PLUS an excerpt from my live show "About the Weather" and a deep dive into something ultimately disappointing. What more could you ask for! PLEASE support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?…

LISPS, Featuring my hot post-birthday meltdown, celebrating the Oscars alone, awkward meetings, not perving at the pub, and watching Neil eat a parmigiana. Why not send me a suggestion for a deep dive topic at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com or why not support a povo on Patreon. https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLin…

LISPS, Featuring my hot post-birthday meltdown, celebrating the Oscars alone, awkward meetings, not perving at the pub, and watching Neil eat a parmigiana. Why not send me a suggestion for a deep dive topic at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com or why not support a povo on Patreon. https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLin…

Was I drink spiked at the pub? hmmmmmmm. PLUS a deep dive into the creative minds of 10-11 years olds, quite the combination. why not support a dork on Patreon x https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link AND PLEAE SEND ME ANY REQUEST OR STORIES FOR DEEP DIVES…

A very strange incident whilst ordering a salad sandwich coupled with general paranoia and an amazing accidental discovery deep dive on a furniture shop Jingle from Adelaide, you know, just some very relatable stuff. email me! samnicheasquiche@gmail.com OR support me on Patreon x https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=c…

Coming to you from Radelaide! this weeks deep dive is a doozy. Plus some ISSUES! the history of living in a monkey and more! Help a bruvva out on Patreon for as little a $3 a munff. https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link Email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com…

Not too sure really what this one's all about, my basement was flooded, so I'm banging on about having to concrete, also some terrific letters, particularly from Fern and Daniel. When in Rome, and a deep dive into a very confusing fairy tale. You can support me for as little as $3 a month (that's half a coffee) on Patreon! https://patreon.com/samsi…

Catering for effing kids, an offensive history of Doors, Going Dutch, general paranoia and Pho. why not sponsor me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link email me ANYTHING: samnicheasquiche@gmail.com…

Email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Patreon link: https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link It only costs 1/2 a cup of coffee a month to help out a bruvva. episode 14: my brain is gooder OK, babes, I'm finally back, I think …

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Deep dive into 90s heartthrob Stephen Dorff, Horse Hoof conspiracies and the meaning of life. It's NICHE. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmonsBy simplesam1987

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Crumpets, Lawrence Fishburne and introducing the F*%KEN GUY. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmonsBy simplesam1987

it's about being a mother, crayons and singing. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmonsBy simplesam1987