Making fun of movies, good and bad. Come join Steve, Dave, Sean and sometimes a guest as we laugh our way through movie nonsense with made up alternate scenes and raw keywords.
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#164 The Untouchables (1987) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about bootleggers and prohibition, Elliot’s dirty talking wife, Elliot meets Crocodile Dundee and his team, Rambo tries to help Malone with women and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#163 The Breakfast Club (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about 80’s high school detention activities, Screwface kidnaps the detention, “Let me stop you right there, bud” fun, reenacting a scene with Scottish characters, Rambo teaches sex ed during detention, where are they now and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#162 Payback (1999) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about revenge and double crossing, Miss Salt and Miss Cleo visit Southern Sean, Carter calls Dice and Johnny, Rambo and Screwface torture Southern Sean, looping Sean’s comments and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#161 Silent Rage (1982) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about small towns with world class medical testing facilities, Southern Sean pranks a madman, Nancy makes a cinnamon cake, Dan Simmons Plan B hammock, Rambo’s team captures Kirby and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about CIA black ops, Number Six and Armando visit Margaret, Southern Sean gets tortured, Rambo and Candy Striper Dave help Number Six escape and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#159 CHiPs (2017) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about poorly executed 70’s cop show remakes, Lincoln Hawk traffic stop, Rocky and Drago get stopped, Rambo and a Marine traffic stop, hand jibbers, Marion Cobretti improv and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#158 Road House Revisited (1989) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean revisit the original Road House to check in on Dalton, Doc, Wade and the whole gang, Dalton gives Slappy his car, Hans Gruber wants some bearer bonds, Emmet talks to Dalton and Doc about things, Rambo hosts a trivia night and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#157 Road House (2024) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the bar scene in the Keys, Dalton visits a bookstore, Laura visits Dalton’s boat, Glass Key Chamber of Evil meeting, Dalton’s replacement Australian bouncers and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#156 Hunter Killer (2018) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about underwater double crosses and military coups, the Captain’s speech and Marine sentries, Colonel Travis and Southern Sean mission briefing, Rambo tries to convince the enemy to help and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#155 The Foreigner (2017) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about revenge and Irish paramilitary groups, Liam caught cheating by OnStar’s Caribbean operator Miss Abigail, Quan gets trapped by Irish Dave and his wife, Rambo tells Liam and Finnegan his plans for catching Quan and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#154 Valkyrie (2008) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about plots against Hitler, Forrest Gump meets the resistance, Rambo is Hitler’s assistant, Sean disagrees with Gene Siskel, Rambo and Miss Cleo in the message center and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#153 Flight of the Intruder (1991) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Navy pilots in Vietnam, Jake writes a letter to a widow, dumping trash at sea, Cole calls in the Sandies, Rambo defends Jake in court and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#152 John Wick (2014) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about secret assassins, JCVD gets a delivery, John Wick gets threatened by Red, Screwface and Quint, Gabriel and 2 Yodas make a deal with Viggo, Rambo protects Southern Sean and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#151 The Goonies (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about reject kids, career criminals and pirate treasure, a Coastal Cutie Beauty Pageant, Rambo the substitute teacher, pirates make bone pianos and rock water slides, Scottish pirates meet the kids and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#150 The Fugitive (1993) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a doctor framed for murder, one armed assassin struggles, Susan talks to Dr. Nichols with a crisp “S”, Dr. Kimble flashback with Screwface, Rambo visits Sean McScottish at the prosthetics lab and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#149 Scrooged (1988) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane
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Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane learn about the meaning of Christmas, Frank talks to Employee Dave, some characters hang out for game night, Rambo and Dave are lounge singers and counsel Duane and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#148 Nobody (2012) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Hutch the suburban shadow operator, Cover Band Dave confronts Yulian, Steven Seagal alarm system, the Hatcher brothers radio broadcast, Rambo and Yulian meet at the club and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#147 K-19 The Widowmaker (2002) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Russian subs and bad accents, Doc Blair treats a victim, Southern Sean the door gunner, Scottish spies chatting on the sub, Rambo prosecutes Hawaii Dave and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#146 Mr. Deeds (2002) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about relationships and inheriting money, Deeds saves Corretta, Hatcher brothers proposals, Deeds speaks at a meeting, Rambo’s spoken word concert and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#145 The Burning (1981) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about summer camp and Cropsy’s revenge, Eddie explains his whereabouts, Rambo talks to a hooker, Caretaker Willie’s big talk, Dave and Little Mo rescue Alfred, Dave’s island vibes and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#144 The Rundown (2003) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about bounty hunters and jungles, Cover Band Dave talks to Beck, Southern Sean the jungle fighter, Rambo is a lounge singer, the 3 Hatcher brothers parley with Beck and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#143 Me, Myself & Irene (2000) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Charlie and his comedic mental breakdown, Rambo is a school tutor, RoboCop at the motel, Southern Sean steals Layla, Rambo is also a sex tutor, Dave’s pictures and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#142 My Cousin Vinny (1992) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about southern justice and stereotypes, Cousin Vinny is actually Cousin Rambo and meets the boys, and he gets weird phone calls and he collects a debt from JT and he questions Lisa on the stand, short kings and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#141 Red Dawn (2012) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about high school kids fighting an invasion, Bill Harding calls a football game, Southern Sean the Marine, Screwface and Cho negotiate with the kids, Rambo calls on the radio, Marine handshakes and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#140 Can’t Buy Me Love (1987) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about high school dorks, buying popularity, astronomy, Bobby’s TV interview, Halloween high jinks with Screwface, Robocop the undercover student, Rambo’s school assembly and more.By The Movie Patrol
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#139 Spy (2015) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about unlikely spy Susan and her associates, Teen Sean issues gadgets, Nancy at Dave’s band show, Susan fires the gardener, Rambo and Ford take over the helo and more.By The Movie Patrol
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#138 Heartbreak Ridge (1986) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a grizzled Marine and some screwups, Rambo and Gunny Highway in the bathroom, Doc Blair confronts Gunny, Sgt. Screwface punishes Profile, Marine talent show, Rambo’s homecoming speech and more.By The Movie Patrol
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#137 Howard the Duck (1986) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane
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Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane learn about alien humanoid ducks, Jack Cates at the diner, Curtis’ duck show and tell, sasquatch technology, Duane dates Beverly’s great grandma, Rambo trains Howard at the spa and more.By The Movie Patrol
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#136 Coneheads (1993) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about “French” aliens and the blunt skulls, Bryan Mills electronics shop employee, Beldar meets Bill Harding, Teen Dave goes to the mall, Rambo holds a Tribunal on Remulak and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#135 Face/Off (1997) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about face swapping and rivalries, Agent Reeves takes a call from Dave’s wife, Sean Archer adopts Southern Sean, RoboCop in prison, Rambo punishes Karl and more.By The Movie Patrol
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#134 Top Gun Maverick (2022) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about an elderly pilot and fresh meat, Doc Blair conducts training, Rambo’s briefing, Pete Mitchell crashes near a diner, Rambo the defense contractor and more.By The Movie Patrol
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#133 Cowboys vs Dinosaurs 2nd look (2015) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane
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Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane take a 2nd look at this gem and learn about subterranean dinosaurs, young babes dating elderly dudes, Rambo trying to get a ranch job, Duane dates the sheriff’s grandma, Dan Simmons union rep, Rambo plays it straight, Sean’s Twiki costume and more.By The Movie Patrol
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#132 Rocky IV (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about cold war boxing, John J. Rambo-Balboa talks to the kid, Dave’s failed tech projects, Southern Sean runs a Soviet B&B, Apollo wants Rocky’s help, Rocky’s unity speech after the fight and more.By The Movie Patrol
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#131 National Security (2003) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about reluctant buddy cops/guards, Bill Harding and Salt at a truck stop, Dave's selfish vacations, Gabriel represents Hank in court, Southern Sean and Screwface potluck lunch, Rambo is a guest instructor and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#130 Red Dawn (1984) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about high school special forces, Doc Blair at the General Store, Col. Tanner tries to escape Erica, Jed gives his truck to Slappy, Rambo writes a letter home and more.By The Movie Patrol
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#129 Missing in Action 2 (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Col. Braddock & POW camps, “General Mischief” in the helo, Southern Sean at the camp, POW Cabins commercial, Rambo does a cooking show and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#128 Fletch (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about tricking everyone you meet, Fletch and Dave on the beach, Fletch meets Doc Blair, Fletch and the waiter, Sean’s spot on accent, Rambo and the ticket agent, Jennifer’s Gems, and a whole lot more.By The Movie Patrol
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#127 Red Notice (2021) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about art thieves and double cross, Gunny Highway flirts with Bishop, Dave’s quirks, George Edwards on a train, Hartley talks to a vendor, Rambo plays Jeopardy and more.By The Movie Patrol
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#126 Training Day (2001) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Travis
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Steve, Dave, Sean and Travis learn about crooked cops, Gino Felino meets Jake Hoyt, Screwface the HOA rep, Jake saves Rambo in an alley, Southern Sean hangs with Kickass Travis, listener questions and more.By The Movie Patrol
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#125 Men in Black (1997) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about intergalactic shenanigans, Rambo becomes a coyote, Agent Bill Harding helps out, Doc Blair at the morgue, Southern Sean tries out for MiB and more.By The Movie Patrol
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#124 Pottersville (2017) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Bigfoot and small town living, Southern Sean talks to Maynard, Bigfoot Duane gets interviewed, Rambo in the woods, Sean and Duane open a Star Wars/Bigfoot museum, Sean’s new laugh and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#123 Teen Wolf (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a middle-aged hirsute lycanthrope high school basketball player, Coach Dan Simmons counsels Scott, Styles buys beer from Rambo, Rambo plays in the big game and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#122 Rush Hour (1998) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about buddy cops Lee and Carter, Lee gets backup from Bill Harding and Salt, RoboCop joins the department, Carter and Clive’s deal, Rambo comes to help and much more.By The Movie Patrol
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#121 Mr and Mrs Smith (2005) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about married and competitive spies John and Jane, Asian housekeeper on Tarawa, a weird party at Dave’s house, hiring Screwface, Rambo helps the couple and more.By The Movie Patrol
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#120 Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about hillbillies, college kids and misunderstandings, Southern Sean talks to Allie, Dr. Wang treats Tucker, Hugh enjoying himself in the cabin, Tucker and Dale give Rambo a ride and more.By The Movie Patrol
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#119 Galaxy Quest (1999) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the NSEA Protector crew in a great Star Trek spoof, Rambo tries stand up comedy, Dave’s Thermian scene, Southern Sean the navigator, Rambo negotiates with Sarris and more.By The Movie Patrol
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#118 Last Action Hero (1993) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Jack Slater and crime fighting, Southern Sean talks to Ripper, Danny talks to Gino Felino, an impromptu round of challenges for money, Rambo rescues Jack and more.By The Movie Patrol
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#117 Sharknado (2013) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Rick
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Steve, Dave, Sean and Rick learn about tornado sharks and bad acting, Tommy’s Great White Tonic, Ranger Rick’s ride back to base and the real story, Bill Harding at the bar, Rambo visits a school bus and more.By The Movie Patrol
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#116 Dirty Harry (1971) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Dirty Harry and haggard cops, sniper Gabriel calls the mayor, Harry gets a new partner-RoboCop, Dave’s husky cowboy scene, early beards, Rambo saves a school bus and more.By The Movie Patrol
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#115 Total Recall (2012) with Steve, Dave and Sean
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Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Quaid and whole Earth elevators, third boobs, sturdy women, Jamaican conductor and resistance liaison, groin anatomy, undie pics, Newlywed Sean has a dream, Quaid talks to Rambo and a stripper and more.By The Movie Patrol
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