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They're old! They're queens! There's two of them! It's Two Old Queens! Join Mark Rennie and John Flynn as they search for the gayest movie ever made, using a byzantine ranking system, their own hard opinions, and some inevitable controversies from a stacked lineup of guests to come! CHECK OUT TWO OLD QUEENS EVERY WEDNESDAY STARTING JUNE 26! SUBSCRIBE NOW!!!!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
 
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Its got the power of Shirley MacLaine and undeniable lesbian energy from Debra Winger, but is that enough to place TERMS OF ENDEARMENT amongst the top five of gayest movies ever? Give yourself a shot and join us and H. Alan Scott ("You're Making It Worse" and drag personae Sadie Pines) as we come to terms with the answer! Follow H. Alan Scott on Tw…
 
If you've been holding your breath waiting for us to talk about movie staring Cher, you can now breath a sigh of relief! Who is brave enough to ask, "How gay is MERMAIDS?" Why it's none other than Santina Muha! ("One Day at a Time", "Full Picture," podcast: "Rolling with my Homies") Follow Santina on Twitter and Instagram: @santinamuha Follow us on…
 
We've got an updated scoring system and some new sound effects! Just in time to discuss everything that's gay about SILENCE OF THE LAMBS! Rubbing lotion on your skin? Hello! Joining us is cool and funny guy Mike Castle (Brews Brothers, Guest House) as we hunt down the gayest movie ever! Follow Mike on Twitter: @magicmikecastle and Instagram: @biket…
 
It's a sequel to a prequel where Fassbender sticks a flute in another Fassbender's mouth, so you'd think ALIEN: COVENANT is pretty gay! For the final week of Queen's Choice Mark has invited Niccole Thurman (Black Lady Sketch Show, Shrill, Comedy Central) to help us on our continuing search for the gayest movie ever! Follow Niccole on Twitter: @nicc…
 
"In a chaotic time, Justice wears a mask," is the tag line for BATMAN FOREVER which makes is so of the moment! But doesn't that beg the question, how gay is the moment? This month for Queen's Choice Mark has invited Tony Rodríguez ("Spanish Aquí Presents") to help us figure that out! And since the movie Tony brought in, The Muppets Take Manhattan, …
 
This month is Queen's Choice! We're inviting some of our favorite guests back but this time the Queens decide what movie everyone's going to watch! This week John has chosen SGT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND, and despite not being a good movie, a splendid time is guaranteed for all! Especially when your guests are Beatles expert Will Hines (Scre…
 
Love is in the air, but how much felt is in the Bogo Pogo? And does it require any mannequins? Join us as we pull back the red curtain to figure out where Baz Luhrmann's STRICTLY BALLROOM lands on the gay scale. Joining us is the Tina Sparkle of sketch comedy, Ele Woods!!! ("Turnt Up with the Taylors") Follow Ele on Twitter: @EleWoodsPHD Follow Ele…
 
The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life, but where does that leave FEMALE TROUBLE when it comes to being gay? For our first John Waters movie we've got one of the oldest queens on the block, Frank DeCaro!!! (Author of "Drag: Combing Through the Big Wigs of Show Business" and "A Boy Named Phyllis: A Suburban Memoir.") Follow Frank on…
 
John Travolta and Nicolas Cage swap faces and fight over Joan Allen and Gina Gershon. Do you think there's anything gay about that? To find out, the Two Old Queens FACE/OFF with (not against!) Demarcus Wooten!!! ( "Social Media Media" and UCB's Maude Night!!!) Follow Demarcus on Twitter: @MarcTivon Follow Demarcus on Instagram: @wudake Follow Socia…
 
It's bitchin', got great hair, and the boys all love to stare, but how gay is BRING IT ON? To find the definitive answer, we go all the way to Nationals with comedians, podcast hosts, and former high school cheerleaders, Kate Santos and Stevie Anderson ("Cinemastrology," "The Shiterion Collection," and "What's Your Sign?") Follow them on Instagram:…
 
If Scott Pilgrim thought Romona's 7 Evil Exes were a little much, wait 'til he has to deal with 2 Old Queens! How does SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD score on our complex and byzantine scoring system? Find out as we rate it with our guest comedian, producer, and noted Weezer die hard, Matt Apodaca ("Whats With These Homies Talkin About Weezer" "PONY im…
 
It's our one year anniversary, so naturally we're heading down to the meat packing district for some old school CRUISING! Our guest is actor, writer, and noted homosexual Eliot Glazer ("You're Making It Worse" "Broad City" and "American Pickle") Follow Eliot on Twitter and Instagram: @EliotGlazer Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Em…
 
Sure, we could all stay lost in this moment forever, but it's time to kick some asteroid! That's right, we're talking about ARMAGEDDON! Our guest is actress, improviser, comedian, and budding artist, Erin Whitehead ("Wild Horses!") Follow Erin on Twitter and Instagram: @GirlWithATail Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Email us: TwoOl…
 
This week we head up to Canada where everyone loves hockey and no dog is safe from a werewolf attack! That's right, we're talking about GINGER SNAPS! Our guest is actress, comedian, and artist, CONNIE SHIN ("Thundercats Roar!" "Fairfax" and artwork for "Two Old Queens!") Follow Connie on Twitter: @thatconnieshin and Instagram: @madam_connie Music b…
 
Feeling haunted by the notion that somewhere there's a love in flames? We get it, because this week we're talking about TOP GUN! Our guest is actress, comedian, and new mother, NICOLE PARKER ("MadTV" "Wicked" and "The Neighborhood Listen") Follow Nicole on Twitter: @NPRedford and Instagram: @nfparkergirl Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin …
 
Do you feel strum and drang in the air? Don't worry, it's just the Two Old Queens talking about LITTLE SHOP OF HORROS and trying to figure out how gay it is! Our guest is the very gross GILLI NISSIM ("The Other Two" "We're Gross!" and "APBio!") Follow Gilli on Twitter and Instagram: @Time2GetGill Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technica…
 
Sure it's got David Bowie in tight pants and an iconic wig, but how gay is LABYRINTH, really? Our guest is actor, singer, magician, and puppeteer BENJAMIN SCHRADER! ("Book of Mormon," "Crank Yankers," " and "Coop & Cami Ask the World!") Follow Ben on Twitter: @Schrader99 and Instagram: @DarthSchrader99 Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Te…
 
It's time to go back to school again and find out if GREASE 2 will score tonight! Who's that guy we got as our extra special guest to figure this out? He's the best dancer at St. Bernadette (with the worst reputation), Brandon Scott Jones! ("The Good Place," "Can You Ever Forgive Me?" and, "Isn't It Romantic?") Follow Brandon on twitter: @brandonSJ…
 
Sure, INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE is an epic story of love, betrayal, loneliness, and hunger, but is it gay? Helping us take a bite out of that question is the delightful Ryan Meharry! ("My Own Private Kokomo") Follow Ryan on twitter: @realryanmeharry and Instagram: @ryanmeharry Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by Mike R…
 
A star may be born, but will the new queen be de-throned? We go off in the deep end to find out if Lady Gaga's A STAR IS BORN is gayer than Barbra Streisand's Not-A-Star-is-Born. Our extra special guest is superstar Cait Raft! ("Thundercats Roar!" "Celeb News Ride Home," and "This Podcast Is Self Care") We're still working on sound issues! Thank yo…
 
Hello Gorgeous! We know she's a FUNNY GIRL, but will Barbra rain on Miss Piggy's parade? Find out with our extra special guest, the wonderful, wonderful Jimmy Ray Bennett! ("A.J. & the Queen," "Hand of God," and "Grand Theft Auto V!") Warning! The sound is not like buttah on this one, but we're working on it! Thank you for your patience! Follow Jim…
 
Take a jaunty stroll with us to the Savoy Theatre as we examine TOPSY TURVY! Sure, there's lots of singing and dancing, but are there shawls? Find out with our extra special guest, the very model of a modern major gentleman, Paul F. Tompkins! ("BoJack Horseman," "The Neighborhood Listen," and a million other things!) Follow Paul on twitter and inst…
 
Party on, listeners because we're taking a schwing through WAYNE'S WORLD! It's excellent, but does it make you horny? Find out with our babelicious guest, JACKIE JOHNSON (host of the podcast "Natch Beaut") Follow Ryan on twitter and instagram: @Jackie_Michele Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by M…
 
I hope you're ready to dance because we're going to Vegas to breakdown SHOWGIRLS! It's a modern camp classic, but is it gay enough? Find out with our extra special guest, JEFF HILLER! ("30 Rock" and "Greta") Follow Jeff on twitter and instagram: @boomboomhiller Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by…
 
We're taking a swing through RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK and it's action packed! But is the action man on man enough? Find out with our alpha male guest, it's RYAN STANGER (host of the podcasts "The Dumbbells," and "Action Boyz!"). Follow Ryan on twitter and instagram: @StoneStanger Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Te…
 
We're talking BEACHES and it's everything (everything!) we wish it could be. But is it gay enough? Find out with our fabulous guest, it's MARCY JARREAU (host of the podcasts "Kar-Dishin' It," "A Funny Feeling," and "30 Day Bae!"). Follow Marcy on twitter: @MarcyLAne Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Suppo…
 
It's the 80's all over again with 1984's SUPERGIRL. And what a guest, it's BECKY FELDMAN (host of the podcast "Too Stupid To Live"). It's VERY campy but how gay is it? Follow Becky on twitter: @beckles212 Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by Mike Rennie Twitter/Instagram: @twooldqueens Email: twoo…
 
We're the Queens of the World? It's TITANIC! Our series on Best Supporting Actress Oscar Nominees or Winners continues with James Cameron's mega-blockbuster. Heather Anne Campbell (How Did This Get Played?, The Twilight Zone) helps us evaluate the gayness of it all. Follow Heather on Twitter: https://twitter.com/heathercampbell Produced by Alec Sar…
 
Continuing our series of Best Supporting Actress nominated movies, we got ourselves a musical! Specifically CHICAGO! And who better to discuss it with than comedian and actress NAOMI EKPERIGIN (Broad City, Couples Therapy podcast). How pregnant was Catherine Zeta-Jones anyway? Follow Naomi on Twitter and Instagram: @blacktress. Produced by Alec Sar…
 
Our series on movies that have been nominated for or won Best Supporting Actress Oscars continues with the Academy Queen herself, Meryl Streep in KRAMER VS KRAMER. Our guest is the great Pam Murphy (Get Shorty, Weird City, Another Period). Who knew Dustin Hoffman was such a jerk? Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin T…
 
It’s award season so we're saluting movies that have won or been nominated for Best Supporting Actress. We’re off like an adrenaline shot to your heart with PULP FICTION! Our guest is actress and comedian Alana Johnston (Self Esteem Party). How high will this Tarantino classic rank on the gay scale? Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artw…
 
It’s the final episode of HoliGays Jubilee 2019 and we’re talking WHEN HARRY MET SALLY! Our guest is actor and comedian Will Hines (Screw It, We’re Just Gonna Talk About Comics). Will the seminal romcom rank high on the gay scale? What constitutes a cameo? Almost all your questions will be answered! Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artw…
 
Our final Christmas movie of HoliGays Jubilee 2019 is GREMLINS with our good friend Steve Szlaga (Why Do You Know That?). It's got mayhem, a shirtless guy, and oh what a strident woman! Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by Mike Rennie Twitter/Instagram: @twooldqueens Email: twooldqueens@gmail.com …
 
HoliGays Jubilee 2019 has another festive Christmas episode with Andrew Farmer (Scary Stories to Tell on the Pod) talking about Scrooged. We get into issues of motherhood!! What better way to spend your Christmas? Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by Mike Rennie Twitter/Instagram: @twooldqueens Em…
 
HoliGays Jubilee 2019 has it's final Christmas episode with Olivia Snow Norman (Your First Time) talking about 2000 version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas. We talk baked goods and garish lighting! What better way to spend your Christmas? Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by Mike Rennie Twitter/…
 
Holigays Jubilee 2019 continues with our first Judy Garland movie MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS! We're joined by Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino of the podcast "Off Book" so who better to discuss this musical classic? NO ONE, THAT'S WHO! WHY ASK?!?! Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by Mike Rennie Twitter/I…
 
Kevin Chamberlin (Jessie, Addams Family on BROADWAY!) joins us to kick off our 6 week festival "Holigays Jubilee 2019" with ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES. Could this be the one to knock off the Muppets? It's pretty gay! Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by Mike Rennie Twitter/Instagram: @twooldqueens Email…
 
Edgar Momplaisir (What Just Happened, Culture Kings, The Wokest) hops into the throne room to talk about the twee British coming of age movie Submarine. Can he single-handedly keep it from the bottom 5 of gayest movies ever? It's a nail biter (but don't bite your nails - that's nasty!) Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie …
 
It's our first animated movie and what an animated episode! Stephen Guarino (EastSiders, I'm Dying Up Here, Happy Endings) joins us to discuss sexy rats and non-gendered cats. Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by Mike Rennie Twitter/Instagram: @twooldqueens Email: twooldqueens@gmail.com See acast.…
 
The Game Master herself Suzi Barrett (Just Roll With It, Drunk History) brings in the 1980's scavenger hunt "comedy" MIDNIGHT MADNESS! Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by Mike Rennie Twitter/Instagram: @twooldqueens Email: twooldqueens@gmail.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out infor…
 
FIVE COLD SCREAMS heads back to hell! We wrapping up our horror marathon with the hilarious Joan Ford (Thundercats Roar!). She brought in the 90's sci-fi/horror/Josh Hartnett vehicle THE FACULTY! You may as well listen! Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by Mike Rennie Twitter/Instagram: @twooldque…
 
FIVE COLD SCREAMS is nearing rigor mortis but we're not dead yet! Eva Anderson (Comedy Bang Bang, You're The Worst, Briarpatch) brings in slasher classic/probably problematic Sleepaway Camp! Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by Mike Rennie Twitter/Instagram: @twooldqueens Email: twooldqueens@gmail…
 
FIVE COLD SCREAMS lumbers on with Oscar Montoya (Bless the Harts, Spanish Aquí Presents) and the Joan Crawford circus slasher Berserk! How dramatic is that lighting? Is Mark a bully or the bullied? LISTEN!!! Produced by Alec Sarche Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by Mike Rennie Twitter/Instagram: @twooldqueens Email: t…
 
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