Mairi is in space! Space, also known as THE ASTRAL SEA is navigated via specialized ships called SPELLJAMMERs. Mere moments after arriving in space Mairi and crew, aboard their commandeered spelljammer CEPHALABROAD, were attacked by GITHYANKI. They vanquished several of the boarding party and took one soldier, LIEUTENANT ZANTH hostage. He told them…

The planet is under attack! In order to confront the invading aliens Mairi and her crew stole a SPELLJAMMER from a Whaterdhavian crime boss. Now she, along with STEVIE the water genasi druid, THANRIEL the elven monk, and EQUIEL the angel, Cleric of The Red Knight, and either Mairi’s sister or technically her neice, take to THE ASTRAL SEA in search …

Aliens are attacking Waterdeep, launching STRANGE THINGS from the edge of the ASTRAL SEA that surrounds the world. The Blackstaff of Waterdeep VAJRA SAFAR has tasked Mairi and crew with investigating the ship launching these extraterrestrial projectiles. To do this Mairi and crew need a ship of their own capable of sailing the stars. This class of …

It is a period of rest. Mairi Stonedoter, halfling rogue and paladin of herself, was plagued by gods. But now she is finally alone in her own body once more! After murdering the Raven Queen and spilling the water of the River Styx on her opus our heroine ventured into the Feywild and after much dalliance placed the RING OF WINTER on the finger of T…

Mairi liked it so she tries to put a ring on it. Maggie spills some tea. This episode was inspired in part by The Wild Beyond the Witchlight 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC Music: “…

Mairi gives working with animals a try, Maggie gets stage fright, Mistress enjoys a cocktail. This episode was inspired in part by The Wild Beyond the Witchlight 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of t…

Mairi and Maggie attend a masquerde ball because of course they do. This episode was inspired in part by The Wild Beyond the Witchlight 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC Music: “ Mark…

An arch fey approaches looking to make a deal. This episode was inspired in part by The Wild Beyond the Witchlight 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC Music: “ “Bonfire” : by Alexander …

Mairi participates in the fairy joust, Maggie tries not to embarrass herself in front of Titania. This episode was inspired in part by The Wild Beyond the Witchlight 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards …

Happy Valentine’s Day! The wooing of Titania begins. Mairi and Maggie as Lady Chekhov and Queen Florence of Sommar, respectively, are invited to a starlit tea time and introduced to representatives of the various fae courts plus a few surprise guests. This episode was inspired in part by The Wild Beyond the Witchlight 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Conten…

Mairi and Maggie meet Titania and the Seelie Court. They are given a room and a chance to figure out what exactly the plan is here. This episode was inspired in part by The Wild Beyond the Witchlight 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property …

Mairi faces off with the Jabberwock and learns something about Mistress’ nature. This episode was inspired in part by The Wild Beyond the Witchlight 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC …

Mairi and Maggie, along with Juniper and RG enter the Palace of Heart’s Desire in search of Titania and discover a little more about the nature of her imprisonment. Plus: a mischevious satyr and not one but TWO riddles. This episode was inspired in part by The Wild Beyond the Witchlight 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Conten…

The rescue mission was a success and The Getaway Gang got away with the gang of kids they left behind at Loomlurch! But as the forest grows darker our heroes realize they might not be out of the woods just yet. This episode was inspired in part by The Wild Beyond the Witchlight 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy.…

With the help of Mairi and Maggie, The Getaway Gang breaks into Loomlurch on a rescue mission. Mairi comes face-to-face with Granny Nightshade who, like so many other inhabitants of the Feywild, may be other than she seems. This episode was inspired in part by The Wild Beyond the Witchlight 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Co…

Mairi meets a unicorn. NEED WE SAY MORE? This episode was inspired in part by The Wild Beyond the Witchlight 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC Music: “Celtic Ambience", “Traveler (202…

Mairi confronts and old man, does some mushrooms, and meets a young boy who might not be. Maggie is also there. This episode was inspired in part by The Wild Beyond the Witchlight 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Co…

Mairi and Maggie make their way into Thither and as they encounter some of its inhabitants discover all’s not well in the wood. This episode was inspired in part by The Wild Beyond the Witchlight 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of W…

Mairi participates in a snail race and Maggie tracks down the Mustard-Coated Trickster. A plan is pitched, a song is sung, and a pocket pilfered. This episode was inspired in part by The Wild Beyond the Witchlight 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used…

Maggie and Mairi enjoy the Witchlight Carnvial. This episode was inspired in part by The Wild Beyond the Witchlight 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC Music: “Adventure” and “Tavern Br…

It’s Midsummer Day’s afternoon and it’s the first episode of a new arc so we've got everyone’s favorites: the first twenty minutes are shopping, the last ten minutes are Riverdale Recap and in the middle we do some setting set-up and talk about what everyoe is wearing. All of that is fun so if you skip it you don’t get to have any of that fun. Be f…

Mairi, with the Sword of Zariel in hand, confronts the Archduchess of Avernus herself to decide the fate of Elturel. This episode was inspired in part by Baldur’s Gate: Descent into Avernus 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards…

Thalia retrieves the Sword of Zariel. This episode was inspired in part by Baldur’s Gate: Descent into Avernus 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC Music: “Apex" by Alexander Nakarada (w…

Mairi, Thalia, and Lulu investigate The Bloody Cyst searching for the Sword of Zariel and Beverlee and Tea somehow go an entire episode exploring a scab without referencing the SAG-AFTRA strike. This episode was inspired in part by Baldur’s Gate: Descent into Avernus 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approv…

Mairi, Thalia, and Lulu race to the Bloody Cyst agaisnt Mad Maggie, Mahadi, Haruman, the Cassalanter Cids, Smiler the Defiler, and who knows who else in an infernal war machine grand prix. But this ain’t no Rainbow Road! It’s a full throttle chase across the wastes of Avernus and only the winner will have a shot at claiming the Sword of Zariel. Thi…

Mairi and Thalia learn about Terms & Conditions. This episode was inspired in part by Baldur’s Gate: Descent into Avernus 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC “Sovreign” by Alexander Nak…

Mairi vs. the Cassalanters…again! One way or another it will be the last time as this showdown is at high noon in H-E-double hockey sticks. This episode was inspired in part by Baldur’s Gate: Descent into Avernus 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used …

With the Crok hot on their heels Mairi and Thalia burn rubber as they head toward Zariel’s Fallen Fortress for the prized adamantine rods. But between them and their treasure stretches the fire plains of Avernus. Because, sure, why wouldn’t it rain fire in Hell? Link to Tea’s GoFundMe: https://gofund.me/7e85c39b This episode was inspired in part by…

Mairi and Thalia come across the Wandering Emporium and decide to take a quick pit stop and get some snacks. I mean, come on, what’s a road trip flick without a diner scene? This episode was inspired in part by Baldur’s Gate: Descent into Avernus 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizard…

Mairi and Thalia spend a lot of time in the car together, then infiltrate Bel’s Forge and try to make a deal. This episode was inspired in part by Baldur’s Gate: Descent into Avernus 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the…

As part of her parlay with Olanthius Mairi has been tasked with a test of her mettle. She and Thalia must make their way to Haruman’s Hill, a spot for punishing traitors, and retrieve the tooth of Jandur Sunstar, the Hellrider that abandoned Zariel’s forces during their initial charge. This episode was inspired in part by Baldur’s Gate: Descent int…

Mairi, Thalia, and Lulu ask pay locals to help them ford the river and investigate the Crypt of the Hellriders. This episode was inspired in part by Baldur’s Gate: Descent into Avernus 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of t…

Mairi, Thalia, and Lulu have barely driven their car off the lot and they’re being attacked by the wasteland warlord Raggdragga and his squealing band of wereboars. Do the girls try and outrun ‘em? Or will they see wht kind of heat this infernal war machine is packing? #EmmyWinnerKenMarino This episode was inspired in part by Baldur’s Gate: Descent…

On the hunt for the Sword of Zariel Mairi, Thalia, and Lulu pop into Fort Knucklebones and negotiate with its potentate, Mad Maggie. Plus, the return of a few familair faces. This episode was inspired in part by Baldur’s Gate: Descent into Avernus 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizar…

Mairi, Thalia, and Lulu descend into Avernus in search of the sword of Zariel and disguise themselves as storm troopers to better blend in as hellions on the battlefield. This episode was inspired in part by Baldur’s Gate: Descent into Avernus 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. …

Take two! It’s the rematch of the century! Mairi must fend off Demogorgon as he tries to push his way into Hell from a portal in the Abyss while The Red Rider, who it turns out is someone very close to Mairi, experiences a vision from Torm. The last time Mairi and the Prince of Demons went head-to-head-to-head with Demogorgon she was crushed to dea…

Mairi, Red, and surprisingly the winged amnesiac miniature elephant Lulu appear suddenly in Elturel which, unfortunately, happens to be in the middle of being dragged into the River Styx as it dangles above Avernus, the first layer of Hell and the front lines in a cosmic conflict known as The Blood War. “Hellfire”, “Metalheadless Horseman” and “The…

Mairi (Rogue Major, Warlock minor) studies up on some casual deicide while Red seeks out the puzzle master Rilslowth. That might not sound like much but there’s a lotta lore dropped in this one so make sure you take notes, it’ll be on the test. (Producer’s Note: Tea’s audio was a little wonky on this one, we bumped it up as much as we could but it’…

Mairi and Mat part ways once more. Red and Mairi cross the bridge at Wyrm’s Crossing and make their way to the central font of knowledge in Faerun, The Cita—I mean…Candlekeep. “Release to Black" by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License This episode was inspired in part by Baldur’…

Mairi sneaks into another rich person's estate only to discover devil worship going on in the basement! Last time that happened she was brutally murdered. Last time Tea saw a cult in a basement it was the UCB Theater in Chelsea. Anyway, here's hoping she learned from past mistakes, because if Mairi dies now there's no Raven Queen to watch out for h…

After months at sea Mat and Mairi put their time in Chult behind them and return to the Sword Coast. A bit south of Waterdeep lies the city of Baldur’s Gate, feared by even the most fearsome warriors who know to watch their backs while walking along the streets, lest they find a knife in it. This is where the next chapter of our adventure begins. T…

Mairi does her very best to defeat Acacerak. Plus, the most powerful of all extraplanar beings makes their 1PDnD debut. This episode was inspired in part by Tomb of Annihilation 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coas…

After vanquishing the atropal, toppling the Soul Monger into the lava and freeing the souls trapped within, Acacerak emerged from a misty portal to challenge our heroes: Mairi Stonedoter, Artus Cimber, and Mat Mapman. This episode was inspired in part by Tomb of Annihilation 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. No…

One obstacle stands between Mairi and the Soul Monger and it is a traditional obstacle: a big ol' door! Can't the puzzles just end? Yes...after this last one. This episode was inspired in part by Tomb of Annihilation 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials u…

Mairi is very nearly to the bottom of the Tomb of the Nine Gods and the puzzles are only getting deadlier. Can she escape with the treasures she's claimed? Or will she just be another soul fueling the dark machinations of Acacerak? This episode was inspired in part by Tomb of Annihilation 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Cont…

The Tomb of Annihilation is a death trap but no trap functions without bait! Rumored to lay in wait are many fabled treasures: The Eye of Zaltec, The Black Opal Crown, The Navel of the Moon, and the Skull Chalice of Ch'gakare, each fabled to possess magical properties. Can our halfling thief collect these trinkets without tripping the trap? Or will…

Our fearless trio treads deeper into the dire death trap of Acacerak. In this iteration they encounter the most horrifying aspect yet: amateur artists. This episode was inspired in part by Tomb of Annihilation 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are…

Mairi and Company delve deeper into the death trap that is the Tomb of Annihilation. On its third level they encounter eyes everywhere, some natural, some crystalline, and Mairi takes a tip from the chamber's name and does some self-reflection. Plus, frogs! This episode was inspired in part by Tomb of Annihilation 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content pe…

Mairi Stonedoter, with half her life force drained by The Death Curse, ventures into the heart of Acacerak's operation, colloquially known as the Tomb of Annihilation. The first trap already wounded our halfling hero and her companions Artus Cimber and Mat Mapman. Will the other devices prove to be more deadly? Plus, what of the nine trickster gods…

There's only one thing left to do: Mairi must enter the Tomb of the Nine Gods and face the horrors within. But first, she has to solve a puzzle. That's it. That's the episode. This episode was inspired in part by Tomb of Annihilation 1PDnD is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions o…