Best Bondsmage podcasts we could find (Updated March 2019)
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Something Cheeky is a collection of podcasts where two sisters combine spoiler-free commentary on popular media with endless pop culture references. In this show, Rosanna and Nikki discuss Scott Lynch's book series The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence one chapter at a time. Book 1: The Lies of Locke Lamora | Book 2: Red Seas Under Red Skies |Book 3: The Republic of Thieves
 
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We've had some technical difficulties resulting in some lost episodes that hadn't yet been released. Due to the nature of the show, we can't re-record these episodes. Because of this and some other hard decisions we've made about Something Cheeky's coverage, we're going to end this particular Something Cheeky podcast. We hope you enjoyed listen ...…
 
6 Degrees Of Wiki is a new podcast by Something Cheeky that premieres in November 2017. In the show, two sisters find the 6 degrees of separation between seemingly-unrelated Wikipedia articles with 6 rounds of exciting (and often-ridiculous) predictions. Subscribe now to get the first episode as soon as it airs!…
 
Red Seas Under Red Skies - Reminiscence 2: "Best Laid Plans" Rosanna and Nikki think the series would make a better TV show than a movie, compare the Gentlemen Bastards to Chinese gymnasts, wonder how Jean compiled the Requin dossier, rename Selendri "Soliloquy", and Rosanna thinks she's Locke's mom. Rosanna's Top 3 covers some steps in "the pl ...…
 
Red Seas Under Red Skies - Chapter 2: "Requin" Rosanna and Nikki enjoy the steampunk feel of the chapter, wonder if Requin is hiding a horcrux in his vault, worry about scorpion bears, and discuss Sherlock's brother, "My Crotch" Holmes. Rosanna's Top 3 is all about the food of Tal Verrar. In this episode, the two sisters cover Red Seas Under Re ...…
 
Red Seas Under Red Skies - Reminiscence 1: "The Capa of Vel Virazzo" Rosanna and Nikki realize they've been pronouncing Jean's name wrong all this time (!), name Jean's child, try to figure out where Locke's hiding all his stolen goods, and Rosanna has an existential crisis for the boys. Rosanna's Top 3 predicts Jean's astrological sign. We als ...…
 
Red Seas Under Red Skies - Prologue: A Strained Conversation, Chapter 1: Little Games Rosanna and Nikki theorize that Elderglass is shaped by dragonfire, worry about alcohol poisoning and the "Everybody Dies House", imagine Eldren tower squatters, and Nikki confesses to performance art in high school. Rosanna's Top 3 gave her goosebumps. In thi ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Epilogue: "Falselight" In the final episode covering book 1 of the Gentlemen Bastards series, Rosanna and Nikki love the Locke/Jean bromance, relate Locke to prominent nobles with his true name, want a steampunk pirate Nazca Funko POP, imagine Chain's crazy will, and Rosanna says "I told you so". Nikki gives a Top 3 f ...…
 
New Something Cheeky show about movies coming soon! Premiering on July 28, 2017, Something Cheeky podcasts present a new show: Movies! We'll be covering new movies and continuing our format of one sister knowing all while the other sister knows nothing (just like Jon Snow) and makes crazy predictions after hearing the movie synopsis and watchin ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Chapter 16: "Justice is Red" and Interlude: "A Minor Prophecy" Rosanna and Nikki imagine confusing wanted posters for Tavrin Callas, invent Elderglass grenades, talk about distasteful vengeance, liken Raza to Inigo Montoya and Locke to Arya Stark, and Rosanna points out Raza's faulty logic. Rosanna's Top 3 are times t ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Interlude 15: "The Throne in Ashes" Rosanna and Nikki want a book about Bondsmagi, decide on their movie star husbands, theorize on Elderglass origins and Eldren genealogy, and Nikki reads the shocking first part of the next chapter aloud. Rosanna's revelation is about the history and power of the Bondsmagi. In this e ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Chapter 15: "Spiderbite" Rosanna and Nikki accuse Dona Vorchenza of being a fake knitter, think Locke would make a fierce Bondsmage, enjoy Capa Raza being a drama llama, and invent the "minipig fishface" insult. Rosanna's Top 3 are moments of pure anxiety. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamor ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Interlude 14: "The Daughters of Camorr" Rosanna and Nikki have problems with how often the word "whore" is used, wish we had met the madams for both brothels, worry this chapter is based on fake feminism, and make up a code in case they get kidnapped. Rosanna's revelation is how pimp culture was undone and women began ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Chapter 14: "Three Invitations" Rosanna and Nikki talk about Deux Ex Bondsmage, middle school politics among the nobility, wonder how the Bologna Twins knew Jean was alive, and invent a walk-in clinic run by Bondsmagi. Rosanna's Top 3 are dangerous invitations. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Chapter 13: "Orchids and Assassins" Rosanna and Nikki discuss Locke propositioning clerks for sex, don't want Sabetha to be like the Little Mermaid, like love at first sight (for clothes), and Rosanna is terribly punny. Rosanna's Top 3 are times Locke was his Locke-iest. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Interlude 12: "The White Iron Conjurers" Rosanna and Nikki talk about crazy Hunger Games-like dreams, wonders about the Bologna Twins, and Rosanna makes some really weird predictions while wanting Locke and the Spider to be BFFs. Rosanna's revelation is that in Camorr, Meraggio equals money. In this episode, the two s ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Chapter 12: "The Fat Priest from Tal Verrar" Rosanna and Nikki talk about mysterious humors and vim, speculate about quadruplets and dispense terrible medical advice, plan a Something Cheeky advice column, think Locke should be in celebrity rehab, and are happy to see Jean do more than sew and fight. Rosanna's Top 3 w ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Interlude 11: "The Lady of the Long Silence" Rosanna and Nikki want Jean and Arya Stark to meet, discuss homemade clay heads, imagine Death Goddess staff meetings, and Snape as an Aza Guilla initiate. Rosanna's revelation is Jean's fate. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Ge ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Chapter 11: "At the Court of Capa Raza" Rosanna and Nikki choose their Throne Therin names, imagine a Berangias sister's thimble collection, find out Rosanna has never seen LOTR (?!), think Barsavi had a supervillain lair, and hear Rosanna's Dumbledore impression. Rosanna's Top 3 are "Wait....what?!?" moments. In this ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Interlude 10: "The Tale of the Old Handball Players" Rosanna and Nikki are angry they didn't get to see the dead GBs in this chapter, are disgusted by severed head bowling, and wonder who Capa Raza could be. Rosanna's revelation is that the Camorri people are crazy. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of L ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Chapter 10: "Teeth Lessons" Rosanna and Nikki are super sad about losing half the boys, Rosanna tweets the author in anger, and we're worried for Locke and Jean. Rosanna's Top 3 broke her heart. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Sequence) by Scott Lynch - ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Interlude 9: "The Schoolmaster of Roses" Rosanna and Nikki wonder if the Spider knew Chains' real identity, speculate about Jean's archenemy, discuss their weird backwards names, and want Locke to be the next Spider. Rosanna's revelation is how Jean met and fell in love with "The Wicked Sisters". In this episode, the ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Chapter 9: "A Curious Tale for Countess Amberglass" Rosanna and Nikki attempt to cast the movie version of Dona Vorchenza, wonder about the genealogy of the Bondsmagi, compare The Spider to Jim Moriarty, and are glad book finally (kind of) passes the Bechdel Test. Rosanna's Top 3 are times she said, "Uh, oh". In this ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Interlude 8: "The Half Crown War" Rosanna and Nikki imagine an underwater pawn shop, think Jean is a mama bear, and want to see Locke in drag. Rosanna's revelation is Locke's tolerance for pain. Listener David in Belgium recommends the LoLL audiobook. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (bo ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Chapter 8: "The Funeral Cask" Rosanna and Nikki think Lynch should write an Eldren prequel, want Neville Longbottom to give Locke some gillyweed, Nikki wants Armie Hammer to play Jean, and Rosanna refuses to believe that Locke's dead. Rosanna's Top 3 are ancient Eldren mysteries. In this episode, the two sisters cover ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Interlude 7: "Up the River" Rosanna and Nikki love this chapter's sarcasm, wonder how Chains went from invalid to priest, and muse about Elderglass, chef hats, and Beefeaters. Rosanna's revelation is about a pre-Bastards Father Chains. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gent ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Chapter 7: "Out the Window" Rosanna and Nikki wonder if the Sanza twins do everything together, get tricked by Lynch's writing, discuss the badassery of Newfies and how much they love book adaptations, and Rosanna hopes no one else will die. Rosanna's Top 3 are more female characters, finally! In this episode, the two ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Interlude 6: "Brat Masterpieces" Rosanna and Nikki wonder if Father Chains belonged to a secret society, decide that Atlantis is made of Elderglass, and want the Capa to be haunted by a poltergeist. Rosanna's revelation is about Jean's top-level sword training. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Chapter 6: "Limitations" Rosanna and Nikki cast a GB movie, sort the Falconer into Slytherin, want to see the Bondsmagi catalog, and wonder if the Gilded Lilies brothel has a Pit of Despair. Rosanna's Top 3 are seriously sarcastic quotes from Falconer. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (b ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Interlude 5: "Jean Tannen" Rosanna and Nikki wonder if Sabetha is Chains' secret daughter, worry about catching syphilis while time traveling, and agree that every movie needs a montage. Rosanna's revelation is Jean's transition from shop owner's son to orphan and Gentleman Bastard. In this episode, the two sisters co ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Chapter 5: "The Gray King" Rosanna and Nikki wonder if the Gray King is secretly Locke's father, if someone is using polyjuice potion, and think Harry Dresden and Billy Nye would make a great Odd Couple. Rosanna's Top 3 reviews some magical discoveries. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora ( ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Interlude 4: "The Boy Who Cried for a Corpse" Rosanna and Nikki discuss Chains & Barsavi as college roommates, consider torturous amusement park rides, and compare Locke and Sabetha to Ragnar and Lagertha from Vikings. Rosanna's Revelation is how Li'l Locke became the leader. In this episode, the two sisters cover The ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Chapter 4: "At the Court of Capa Barsavi" Rosanna and Nikki discuss how long it would take for Sherlock Holmes to discover the Thorn's identity, Camorr's grimy male population, and think the Thorn and the Gray King might be two sides of the same coin. Rosanna's Top 3 is gross. In this episode, the two sisters cover Th ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Interlude 3: "The Last Mistake" Rosanna and Nikki realize Sabetha must be one of the Eldren, count The Last Mistake's pieces of flair, get excited about the introduction of magic, and Locke getting in on the ground floor of Nazca's future regime. Rosanna's Revelation is the history of Capa Barsavi. In this episode, th ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Chapter 3: "Imaginary Men" Rosanna and Nikki discuss Jean's makeover skills and his place on the Brute Squad, dress the Don in a kimono, and make Father Chains fight Galdalf-style. Rosanna's Top 3 covers things she definitely saw coming. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Ge ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Interlude 2: "Locke Stays for Dinner" Rosanna and Nikki discuss the horrors of suckle-spiders and Ron Weasley's arachnophobia, realize that poison is the tool of a classy murderer, and decide that 2 Sanzas = 1 Sherlock (in brainpower). Rosanna's revelation is all about how much money Father Chains really has. In this ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Chapter 2: "Second Touch at the Teeth Show" Rosanna and Nikki discuss Rosanna's fear of whales, twins knocking up twins, their appreciation for how Lynch writes his female characters, and Nikki gives Rosanna a frustratingly vague spoiler. Rosanna's Top 3 category is Revel Events (we wouldn't want to watch). In this ep ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Chapter 1: "The Don Salvara Game", and Interlude 1: "Locke Explains" Rosanna and Nikki discuss pigmy dragons, the Weasley twins, and why Rosanna would make a terrible supervillain. Rosanna's Top 3 are a Thief's Tools. In this episode, the two sisters cover The Lies of Locke Lamora (book 1 of The Gentlemen Bastards Seq ...…
 
The Lies of Locke Lamora - Prologue: "The Boy Who Stole Too Much" Rosanna and Nikki discuss how depressing the beginning of this story is, baby Jack the Ripper, the way playing video games turns Nikki into a thief, and Rosanna's explanation of how Father Chains is Daredevil. Rosanna's Top 3 is all about strange names. In this episode, the two s ...…
 
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