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Brandon Zelman (Who's That Pokémon Podcast) joins Colby and Amir for an all-out 90's bonanza. We learn about what gets him off, his current living situation, and what it's like being a part of the Chuck E. Cheese band. We play a new game called, Why You Do That? Rainbow Skittles watched Clifford the Big Red Dog Colby meets a new woman! - We're offi…
 
Will Jacobs (Comedy!) joins Colby and Amir to talk about his new web series "Suicide Squad," his two greatest passions, and what his man cave is all about. Plus we get a Love Letter from someone looking for redemption. (Casey McCormick) - We're officially on social media now! Instagram Twitter Follow us on Twitter for more HBSL and other bullshit! …
 
Manolo Moreno (Dr. Gameshow) joins Colby and Amir to talk about how he met his lover in class, their poly relationship and his former ways as a Pick Up Artist. We debut a new theme song! And play a brand-new game we stole from a big music write-up company! - We're officially on social media now! Instagram Twitter Follow us on Twitter for more HBSL …
 
Max Knoblauch (Actor, Writer, Netflix, All Kinds of Cool Shit) joins Colby and Amir to talk about his marriage, and well, his side piece! He also takes on Colby as client in his Hitch business. Maybe, that'll help pathetic Colby get some much needed love in his life. A very tasteful game of Hot or Not as well! - We're officially on social media now…
 
Carolyn Egan (Comedy! First Guest Ever!) joins Colby and Amir to talk about how lockdown and quarantine have affected her love and dating life. She also talks about a really beautiful relationship she had with a man she met on Omegle. Plus, we get a love letter from a woman in STEM! (Fu Goto) Amir has escaped the dreaded Self-Suck Machine and is ba…
 
Kate Sisk (We're Having Gay Sex, Live Comedy, Drag) joins Colby and MOLLY KIERNAN(?) to talk about her precious sexual/romantic device that she is, well, I hate to say it, dating. Amir is missing for the episode so, former guest, and… former podcast host (???) Molly Kiernan (Forever Babe) joins Colby for hosting duties! Plus, the return of Love Let…
 
Wow, the twisted Josh Nasser (Comedy Central, Comedy) gets vulnerable with us about his biggest embarrassment in front of a bunch of famous people, how he met the love of his life, and his high school vibes. The return of Frankenstein's Love Monster and some Hot or Not. - We're officially on social media now! Instagram Twitter Follow us on Twitter …
 
Wow, the talented Natasha Vaynblat (The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Comedy Central, A Little Late With Lilly Singh) joins us to talk about her relationships with her healthcare experts, her short fuse, and well, I hate to say it but her love for human brains. Plus we play a classic game of Hot or Not! - We're officially on social media now! Ins…
 
Comedy duo Justin Kosisky and Andy Vega (Just And) join us to discuss their deep rooted history as bad asses and friends. We even get real spiritual and ask the planets biggest question, "What's your religion?" How can two best friends contrast so vastly? Find out, why dont you? - We're officially on social media now! Instagram Twitter Follow us on…
 
Kelly Cooper, (Ladies Who Ranch, Comedy) comes on to talk about her incredibly romantic career path as an Uber driver, what a basic Tilda Swinton would be, and the incredible Lower East Side socialite scene in New York City. - We're officially on social media now! Instagram Twitter Follow us on Twitter for more HBSL and other bullshit! Colby — Amir…
 
You're not going to believe this Ilana Rubin (The Bop Pod, Comedy, DJ'ing) joins Colby and Amir to talk about how sometimes hobbies get in the way of love. That's a bit frustrating, innit? But sometimes love must wait. Isn't that true, listener? - We're officially on social media now! Instagram Twitter Follow us on Twitter for more HBSL and other b…
 
Akmal Tajihan (Asian AF, Clinically Random, Art) joins us on our season premiere! This guy goes on and on about being a bus driver and his confusing love situation. He needs help taking it from being baby'd by this Adult Nurse to being a fully-fledged, well, I hate to say it, romance. A Love Letter from someone named Amir with a "private" question.…
 
Wow! It is true! We have finally finished the internet novel and Colby gives the whole thing a reading! We also announce a live show! WE DON'T KNOW: Adventures In Online Dating In A New York City Where There Are Monsters But The Real Monsters Are Technology And Late Capitalism By Colby J Smith (The J stands for Jack Off) Also congratulations to you…
 
Fu Goto joins us this week to tell us about, well, her love for rich men and space exploration. She also doesn't realize everything we talk is (some might say) "fake" or a "lie!" Can you spot the moment she realizes? It's our first ever in-person record between Colby and Amir and… it makes the audio weird sometimes. The Internet Novel is about to c…
 
It's true, the Wisecrackers: Sam and Mac Naismith, join Colby and Amir this week for an outrageous episode. They talk about the Lincoln Memorial, being Volcel, and Sam does the Chubby Bunny Challenge! The Internet Novel is starting to wind-down! Listen to the final few chapters! ——— Follow us on Twitter for more HBSL and other bullshit! Colby — Ami…
 
Alex Song-Xia and Tirosh Schneider (all kinds of fun shit) join Colby and Amir to talk about their living situation, former feelings, and some nice snacks. Plus! A Love Letter from a listener having some workplace romance-drama (Alex Cheng) - Honey Baby Sweetie Love theme by Brooks Allison Follow us on Twitter for more HBSL and other bullshit! Colb…
 
Emma Rogers (Channel Zeitgeist, Tasteful Nudes, other comedy) joins Colby and Amir on the show to talk about her celebrity dating life, including one of the actors of The Sopranos! She also helps us take the perfect nude photograph! We try out a new segment, wow! Sorry for some background noise! The cars were honking off throughout Brooklyn when we…
 
Tony Zaret (Memes! Comedy! Videos!) joins Colby and Amir to explain the subtle and important art of Mental Peacocking. Let's hope his tips and tricks for impressing women help you out… Oh, and he thinks we finish recording at one point and we don't realize it. The Internet Novel continues! - Honey Baby Sweetie Love theme by Brooks Allison → Don't f…
 
Chet Siegel (Movies! TV! Comedy!) joins Colby and Amir to fill them in on a really romantic heist she did a few months ago. She won't tell us where it was though! WTF! The novel continues and we discuss some classic Nerd Culture. -- Honey Baby Sweetie Love theme by Brooks Allison → Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your sick and …
 
Magge Widdoes joins Colby and Amir to talk about her adventurous interior design and all-encompassing love life. A bit like a Safdie film, innit? Plus, we get perhaps the best advice yet on Colby's internet novel! Honey Baby Sweetie Love theme by Brooks Allison - Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your sick and demented friends!…
 
Wow, Miranda Gruss and Evan Daves join Colby and Amir to talk about normalizing love, their unique kink, and how important compromise is in a relationship. Plus, a Love Letter from someone in a relationship with their superior! (John Shepard) Don't forget to check out Miranda and Evan's short film Nudes on the NoBudge app.…
 
Sara Hennessey joins Colby and Amir to talk stand-up comedy and her 5 celebrity lovers. Can you guess who they are? Plus, a new twist in Colby's novel! & Amir reveals the podcast's top 2 competitors. Honey Baby Sweetie Love theme by Brooks Allison - Don't forget to subscribe and share the podcast with your sick and demented friends!…
 
Ben Marshall (Please Don't Destroy, SNL, Twitter) joins Colby and Amir to talk about his budding romance with an old dog, why having a niche in Hollywood is essential, and his marriage at a McDonald's playpen! Plus, Colby's internet novel continues! AND Amir has been lying to Colby about microdosing DMT. Honey Baby Sweetie Love theme by Brooks Alli…
 
Dylan Adler joins Colby and Amir to talk going on a date with Joe Rogan, how many people have died after hearing his poetry, and why his greatest love of all is an intangible thing that can't love him back! Plus, Colby's internet novel continues, Amir calls him a b*tch, and more! Honey Baby Sweetie Love theme by Brooks Allison…
 
Broti Gupta (Carol's Second Act, Friends from College) joins Colby and Amir to bravely share her truth about having kids with two best friends/podcasters (who don't know about each other!). Plus, Part 8 of Colby's internet novel, a Love Letter from the inimitable Steven Polletta, Broti calls the alarm clock the best dating app, Amir bullies Uber dr…
 
Molly Kiernan (a writer for television) returns to tell Colby and Amir about how imaginary pets have revolutionized her dating life, why love should feel easy and require no work, and how sparks can fly when you finally meet in person someone you met online! Plus, the latest installment of Colby's internet novel introduces some revolutionary ideas …
 
Reid Pope (Seek Treatment) joins Colby and Amir to discuss their girlfriend's country music career, taking screenshots of Instagram thirst traps at an alarming rate, how they became a Podcast Professor at the Squirrel Comedy Theater, and so much more! Plus, the latest installment of Colby's novel about the internet! Subscribe to Reid's newsletter h…
 
Dash Turner joins Colby and Amir to talk saving himself for marriage, his troubled relationship with Auntie Anne's, why Jack in the Box is his go-to date restaurant, and his, shall we say, explosive relationship with Nancy Reagan! Plus, Part 4 of Colby's internet novel and a Love Letter from the absolutely peerless Jenny Arimoto! Honey Baby Sweetie…
 
Fareeha Khan (Comedy Central, Adult Swim) joins Colby and Amir to discuss attachment theory, the new Summer of Love, and her recent break up with, yes, a cyborg! Plus, Part 3 of Colby's internet novel and a Love Letter from Trevor Lyon! Watch Fareeha's new short film 'Break Up, Baby' at NoBudge Honey Baby Sweetie Love theme by Brooks Allison…
 
Jenny Gorelick and Lida Darmian (The Women's Alliance podcast) join Colby and Amir to discuss how to survive the first round of reality show elimination, the logistics of dating 50 people at once, and why the hottest type of comedy is musical comedy. Plus, Part 2 of Colby's novel about the internet, a Love Letter from Allison Kilkenny, and more! Ho…
 
Jason Gore (The Best Show, The Drew Barrymore Show) joins Colby and Amir to talk celebrating 30 years of marriage to a major Hollywood player, building the perfect wedding playlist, his original Mortal Kombat character, and so much more! Colby debuts the first chapter of his internet novel! Plus, a Love Letter from Evan Forde Barden! Honey Baby Swe…
 
Kelley Quinn (Eating Shit and Loving It) joins Colby and Amir to talk her freedom from the prison of the desires of the flesh, joining the new season of 24, kissing with tongue, and so much more! Plus, a Love Letter from the incredible Maritza Montañez! Everyone does a Charlie Sheen impression! Honey Baby Sweetie Love theme by Brooks Allison…
 
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