Roll Britannia is a British DnD 5e comedy actual play about pirates, heists, and very questionable plans that somehow work. Story first, jokey, rules light, with sharp improv, punchy combat, and a big warm found family vibe. If you like British comedy, Dungeons and Dragons, and seafaring shenanigans that keeps paying off, you’re in the right place. Meet the crew, Tom as Keth Frostiron, Paul as M.Tosscobble, Chip as Jeff Silverbow, Alex as Derek Normalbeard, and Sophie as River, with Dungeon ...
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A Dungeons & Dragons actual play podcast. Ancient Brits play D&D 5E as they lurch headlong through the classic Paizo Age of Worms Adventure Path! Join us at our table for a mix of adventure, laughs and hapless incompetence. But mostly hapless incompetence.
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A group of dangerously codependent British misfits gather around a microphone, sip cocktails, and seek a glorious demise in a Dungeons & Dragons themed actual play comedy podcast. With a cast that includes a failed Crocoborn sorcerer, turned children’s party entertainer, a dirty old human priest, on the brink of the afterlife, a retired half-orc police officer, a sassy blue Tiefling, surrounded by bees and a retired Gnome archer with PTSD. So, if you like your plot lines thin and crispy, a ...
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Two New England bros, talk about their lives and current events, while shit-talking almost everything.
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Ep. 305: Because, That's What Heroes Do - Chapter 4 - pt.2 | #DND
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35:40In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs reach a strange open platform suspended above a vast churning core, where stone and living matter twist together in impossible shapes. As Derek licks the architecture for clues and Milo peers into the turning floors below, the tea…
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In a break from our scheduled programming, we take a break from our adventure. We chat about our gaming preferences, the systems that interest us, and what might lie in future for the Hilltop once the Age of Worms is over.By Dungeons & Dragons
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Ep. 305: Because, That's What Heroes Do - Chapter 4 - pt.1 | #DND
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38:58In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs reach a strange open platform suspended above a vast churning core, where stone and living matter twist together in impossible shapes. As Derek licks the architecture for clues and Milo peers into the turning floors below, the tea…
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Can the Slayers finally disable the Unlife Vortex and return to the struggle in Frostanger?By Dungeons & Dragons
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Ep. 304: Because, That's What Heroes Do - Chapter 3 - pt.2 | #DND
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37:58In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs push deeper into the fortress, wrapped in stolen armour and hoping their collars behave. As Jeff clanks and “tick tocks” his way through the corridors, Keth keeps the crate rolling while Derek and Milo peer out from their wooden h…
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Ep. 304: Because, That's What Heroes Do - Chapter 3 - pt.1 | #DND
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41:07In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs push deeper into the fortress, wrapped in stolen armour and hoping their collars behave. As Jeff clanks and “tick tocks” his way through the corridors, Keth keeps the crate rolling while Derek and Milo peer out from their wooden h…
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King of the Hill, Super Troopers, and Rocky fight the Russians
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1:07:55Send us a text The boys talk about King of the Hill, Super Troopers, and the Rocky movies. Two brew reviews.By Stephen and Tay
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Episode 272 – Right Back Where We Started From
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46:49The Slayers have to start all over again after Burple’s momentary lapse of reason.By Dungeons & Dragons
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Ep. 303: Because, That's What Heroes Do - Chapter 2 - pt.2 | #DND
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38:39In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs creep deeper into the fortress, slipping from their crate into a strange chamber built from stone, metal and something that feels a bit too alive. As silent candles flicker and strange guards wheel in fresh cargo, the crew seize t…
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Ep. 303: Because, That's What Heroes Do - Chapter 2 - pt.1 | #DND
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42:02In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs creep deeper into the fortress, slipping from their crate into a strange chamber built from stone, metal and something that feels a bit too alive. As silent candles flicker and strange guards wheel in fresh cargo, the crew seize t…
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Episode 271 – A Momentary Lapse of Reason
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41:40The Slayers only need to hang on for a vital few seconds and the Unllife Vortex will be permanently disabled. What could possibly go wrong?By Dungeons & Dragons
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Ep. 302: Because, That's What Heroes Do - Chapter 1 - pt.2 | #DND
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38:00In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs put their most reckless plan into motion, smuggling themselves inside a crate bound for the Fortress. As hammers fall and farts echo in the darkness, silence becomes a precious commodity. When the box finally stops moving, the cre…
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Ep. 302: Because, That's What Heroes Do - Chapter 1 - pt.1 | #DND
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39:11In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs put their most reckless plan into motion, smuggling themselves inside a crate bound for the Fortress. As hammers fall and farts echo in the darkness, silence becomes a precious commodity. When the box finally stops moving, the cre…
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While most of the Slayers face Lashonna and her vampire followers in battle, some old acquaintances await Uncle Buggie outside his stone sanctuary.By Dungeons & Dragons
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Ep. 301: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 17 - pt.2 | #DND
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40:09In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs find themselves juggling secrets, sarcasm, and a suspiciously motorised birthday present. As Jeff’s “unique” research methods reach new lows, Derek’s discovery of a familiar figurehead offers a long-awaited breakthrough... if only…
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Ep. 301: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 17 - pt.1 | #DND
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36:37In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs find themselves juggling secrets, sarcasm, and a suspiciously motorised birthday present. As Jeff’s “unique” research methods reach new lows, Derek’s discovery of a familiar figurehead offers a long-awaited breakthrough... if only…
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The Slayers must keep the dreaded Lashonna and her Vampires at bay for 30 seconds to ensure the Unlife Vortex cannot be repaired. That’s five rounds. Should only take three or four weeks to play through.By Dungeons & Dragons
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Ep. 300: Halloween Live Show @ MCM Comic Con London "The Mirthless Mask" - pt.2 | #DND
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45:53In this week's week’s Halloween special episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs take centre stage in “The Mirthless Mask,” a haunting tale of cursed theatres, ghostly audiences, and disastrous improv. What begins as a spooky performance quickly descends into glorious chaos, complete w…
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Ep. 300: Halloween Live Show @ MCM Comic Con London "The Mirthless Mask" - pt.1 | #DND
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45:37In this week's week’s Halloween special episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs take centre stage in “The Mirthless Mask,” a haunting tale of cursed theatres, ghostly audiences, and disastrous improv. What begins as a spooky performance quickly descends into glorious chaos, complete w…
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Episode 268 – Let’s Get The Band Back Together
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46:31At last, the Unlife Vortex has been disrupted, and Burple and Sessions can concentrate on recovering their lost comrades. Unless, of course, the architect of the apparatus has other plans…By Dungeons & Dragons
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Ep. 299: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 16 - pt.2 | #DND
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34:50In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs pull off their most chaotic coup yet. As Jeff’s performance reaches its peak, sleep spells, wild magic, and a well-timed windwall send chaos sweeping across the decks. With the enemy crew subdued... or airborne... the Bucs seize a…
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Ep. 299: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 16 - pt.1 | #DND
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45:40In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs pull off their most chaotic coup yet. As Jeff’s performance reaches its peak, sleep spells, wild magic, and a well-timed windwall send chaos sweeping across the decks. With the enemy crew subdued... or airborne... the Bucs seize a…
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And then there were two… Can Sessions and Burple disrupt the Unlife Vortex machine? Or will they just make things worse?By Dungeons & Dragons
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Ep. 298: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 15 - pt.2 | #DND
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43:00In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs put their most daring performance to the test—staging a shipwreck worthy of an Oscar. With Jeff directing chaos from the deck, Malrus dressing the set in blood and debris, and Derek and Keth waiting below in ambush, the trap is se…
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Ep. 298: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 15 - pt.1 | #DND
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46:07In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs put their most daring performance to the test—staging a shipwreck worthy of an Oscar. With Jeff directing chaos from the deck, Malrus dressing the set in blood and debris, and Derek and Keth waiting below in ambush, the trap is se…
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The Slayers are in trouble. They get in more trouble. They try to work out how to get out of trouble. They end up in even more trouble.By Dungeons & Dragons
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Ep. 297: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 14 - pt.2 | #DND
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37:16In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, embers fray and plans form as the Bucs recover from their clash with the wall. While Jeff wrestles with an inconvenient truth about his magic, Keth risks everything by sending Bill to scout the skies, only to uncover glimpses of something …
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Ep. 297: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 14 - pt.1 | #DND
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43:58In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, embers fray and plans form as the Bucs recover from their clash with the wall. While Jeff wrestles with an inconvenient truth about his magic, Keth risks everything by sending Bill to scout the skies, only to uncover glimpses of something …
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Episode 265 – What Does It Do and How Does it Work
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50:51The plan is simple: Hold off the forces of Kyuss for long enough to disable the Unlife Vortex Machine. The reality is very different.By Dungeons & Dragons
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Ep. 296: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 13 - pt.2 | #DND
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37:34In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, cannon fire fades, but the mystery of the arch only deepens. Derek’s delicate hands uncover a hidden keyhole, and with Milo’s chalk and a fossilised fragment of something ancient, a new path begins to take shape. Yet every answer only rais…
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Ep. 296: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 13 - pt.1 | #DND
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39:50In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, cannon fire fades, but the mystery of the arch only deepens. Derek’s delicate hands uncover a hidden keyhole, and with Milo’s chalk and a fossilised fragment of something ancient, a new path begins to take shape. Yet every answer only rais…
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A giant Ghost Avolakia guards the machine room. Hinge-headed Kyuss Liches flank the party to the west. Can our heroes make the breakthrough? Well, you won’t find out in the next 40 minutes.By Dungeons & Dragons
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Ep. 295: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 12 - pt.2 | #DND
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40:52In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, grief, stubbornness, and cannon fire collide as the Bucs press deeper along the endless wall. While Jeff mourns a vanished companion, Derek hoists a new flag, and Milo’s chalk art gives way to a symbol of hope, tensions threaten to split t…
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Ep. 295: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 12 - pt.1 | #DND
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47:01In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, grief, stubbornness, and cannon fire collide as the Bucs press deeper along the endless wall. While Jeff mourns a vanished companion, Derek hoists a new flag, and Milo’s chalk art gives way to a symbol of hope, tensions threaten to split t…
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The Slayers need to find the source of the Unlife Vortex, but a gaggle of nasty Kyuss greeblies have other plans!By Dungeons & Dragons
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Ep. 294: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 11 - pt.2 | #DND
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40:07In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs push their luck against the impenetrable black wall, testing it with blades, spells, and increasingly questionable methods. As Milo struggles with his new blue skin, Derek and Keth plunge beneath the waves, only to uncover a chill…
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Ep. 294: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 11 - pt.1 | #DND
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46:04In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs push their luck against the impenetrable black wall, testing it with blades, spells, and increasingly questionable methods. As Milo struggles with his new blue skin, Derek and Keth plunge beneath the waves, only to uncover a chill…
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Our heroes have completed their dreamlike journey through the Timberdark. Now they must explore the depths beneath the Boneyard in search of the Unlife Vortex!By Dungeons & Dragons
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Ep. 293: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 10 - pt.2 | #DND
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47:06In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs reach the towering black wall and attempt the impossible, only to unleash chaos that defies reason. Failed flights, falling lizards, and desperate spells crack open a storm of wild magic, leaving Milo transformed into a kaleidosco…
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Ep. 293: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 10 - pt.1 | #DND
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54:13In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs reach the towering black wall and attempt the impossible, only to unleash chaos that defies reason. Failed flights, falling lizards, and desperate spells crack open a storm of wild magic, leaving Milo transformed into a kaleidosco…
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The green devil’s head has been found. Can our heroes work out a way to extract the Sphere of Annihilation safely? Or have they all dump-statted intelligence to the point that it is an impossibility?By Dungeons & Dragons
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Ep. 292: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 9 - pt.2 | #DND
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39:18In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs sail away from the wreckage of the meat ship only to find that their greatest battles are with each other. Captaincy disputes, wild magic mishaps, and a fingerless lesson in discipline leave the crew shaken, scorched, and slightly r…
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Ep. 292: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 9 - pt.1 | #DND
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48:28In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Bucs sail away from the wreckage of the meat ship only to find that their greatest battles are with each other. Captaincy disputes, wild magic mishaps, and a fingerless lesson in discipline leave the crew shaken, scorched, and slightly ric…
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Have the Slayers been transported to a piece of D&D history? And if they have, can they remember anything about it?By Dungeons & Dragons
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Ep. 291: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 8 - pt.2 | #DND
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47:18In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Buoyonce faces her first true test... a ship made of meat, bristling with cannons and fire. As Milo rains destruction from the skies, Derek becomes a glowing ape powder monkey, and Jeff wrestles both the helm and his own wild magic. Meanwh…
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Ep. 291: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 8 - pt.1 | #DND
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52:14In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the Buoyonce faces her first true test... a ship made of meat, bristling with cannons and fire. As Milo rains destruction from the skies, Derek becomes a glowing ape powder monkey, and Jeff wrestles both the helm and his own wild magic. Meanwhil…
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Episode 259 – One of These Days I’m Gonna Sit Down and Talk to Paul
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54:26The situation is finely balanced in the Katzenjammer planetoid. Can Scaly, Sessions and Parker hold off the Piranha Demons long enough for Uncle Buggie to complete his ethereal mission? CONTENT WARNING: Episode contains an interminable discussion of Scaly’s slots that some readers may find distressing.…
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Ep. 290: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 7 - pt.2 | #DND
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53:44In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the voyage to the Devil’s Arse takes an unexpected turn as Malrus wakes to find himself treated like royalty, blissfully unaware of the truth. Meanwhile, the others juggle wall-sized diaries, bacon diplomacy, and a very delicate werewolf situati…
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Ep. 290: Sail And Well Met, Adventurers - Chapter 7 - pt.1 | #DND
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49:23In this week's episode of Dungeons & Dragons pirate adventure, the voyage to the Devil’s Arse takes an unexpected turn as Malrus wakes to find himself treated like royalty, blissfully unaware of the truth. Meanwhile, the others juggle wall-sized diaries, bacon diplomacy, and a very delicate werewolf situation…
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Burple has been eaten by a Piranha Demon. Can the remaining Slayers find the Hearth Spirit and deliver their explosive payload?By Dungeons & Dragons
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