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Burr Martin: Nearly News podcast is hosted by me, Burr Martin, the Internet's "#SelfieDad", who was made famous worldwide overnight by recreating my daughters selfies on Instagram. Joined by my wife/co-host of over 30 years, We bring you the strange, odd and downright funny true news stories from around the World, plus a few other surprises thrown in. We've been compared to SNL's News Update and a great morning radio show. (weekly)
 
Smart Investing with Mike Wren took its 12 years from the radio cycle and now makes its way to the podcast world. We take the topic of investing and make it easier for you to understand, while making the show fun to listen to. Join Mike Wren and years of experience, with Chris #selfiedad Martin and his years of comedy, every week for this simple, educational podcast. Trust us, you've never heard a money show like this before. **disclaimer** All performance referenced is historical and is no ...
 
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A smaller version of the show this week because Life happens when you're making podcasts. This week, join us for a man who his his own search party, a woman's polite murder confession, fart proof blankets, the universe tries to kill a woman and more. Also, if you'd like to know what its like behind the scenes of being involved in a televised game s…
 
A shorter episode this week due to me on a massive amount of pain killers, but that didn't stop me from recording this for you! Stories ranging from testicle biting fish, testicle biting centipedes, chicken nugget shenanigans and getting cocaine with your lottery money. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-…
 
Headlines this week range from Monkey stalkers, to Ape sexual shenanigans, monkey kidnappers and rules for a threesome. Plus a whole lot more! Join us for the fun, stay for the gross anatomy stories. Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr-martin-nearly-news/id1070884986 WATCH EPISODES ON YOUTUBE AT: https://y…
 
Headlines This week: Naked Woman Drives Golf Cart Through Police, Florida Mom Helps Beat Up Middle Schooler, Model Marries Herself, Fake Influencer Fakes Cry For Real Money, Rapper Hooks Gold Hair To Skull, Nick Cannon Keeps Procreating, Nun Dances With Skeleton, Fake Farmers - Real DeWormer, Vet Loses A Ton Of Weapons, Women Say The Devil Made The…
 
News stories this week: China bans effeminate men, Man Throws Manhood Out Of Car Window, Spider Venom May Cure Covid, Next Speaker is Phil McKracken, Man Sues Parents For Porn, Woman Poisons Her...uh...yeah, Couple Charges No Show Wedding Guests, Shootout Over Haircut, UFO Over Toronto Is Nuts, Poopy-Faced Mugger, Sumo No-No, San Fran Pays For Non-…
 
Headlines this week: WiFi Password is GetVaccinated, Woman Wears Space Helmet To Protest, Man Eats Memory Cards To Hide Evidence, Mans Bulge Turns Out To Be Fake, Live In Lover Shoots Lover In Living Room, Please Pick Up Your Sex Doll At The Police Station, I Married A Real Fake Adult Zombie Doll, Not A Fake Zombie Child, Man Caught Jogging With Hi…
 
Strange stories this week include: A Deadly Roller Coaster, Attacking Australian Magpies, Soup For Shots, My Chimp, My Lover, 1 Hotdog Can Take 35 Minutes of Your Life, Stop Weeing On My House, Couple Fakes Vaccine Card for 4 Year Old, 5,000 Cans Of Pee. Take One Down... Please Rate or Review us on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burr…
 
Headlines this week: Man Gets Beans Above the Frank, 1,263 Calls For A Fetish, reminder: Methane Kills, Bread Is Now A Weapon, When a Pea Costs You Your Deposit, Wash Ya Pillows!, My Murder Clients Favorite Color Is Purple, We're Just Like Animals, There's a Horse...In His Bedroom, Kimchi Fridge Comes With Bonus, Mystery Puddle in UK, Cue Benny Hil…
 
NEWS STORIES THIS WEEK OJ Fears the Real Killer? Utah Citizens Find Cox Unappealing Woman Sues McDonalds For Lent Your Dog Wants Beer Bank Robber Doesn't Believe In Quitting Female Monkey Breaks the Glass Ceiling Killing Yourself For LIKES Isn't Worth It Let Those Piggies Breath When You Quit With Class Please Do Not Taunt Dynamite Covid Man Charge…
 
News stories we bring you this week: De-wormer is not Fauci approved Breaching Quarantine with a Drone Stroking Leads to Stroke Priest Worships Ye Old Grindr Naked Boaters Flapping in the Wind You Moved the Badgers but not the bodies! Rugby-Like Grannies Thwart Thieves When You Hire the Home Alone Bandits to Kidnap Your Wife 100 Year Old White Cast…
 
News stories this week include: Foot-race Leads To Shoot-out Teacher Colonizes Student Eggplant Pregnant Man Emoji Man Locks Up His Willy Bride Judges Guests By Present Amount Please Don't Pee In Our Ocean 67, 68, 70 degrees No Sweat Operation Leads To Death Man Tries To Grand Theft Auto An Airplane $8,000 Puppy Kidnapped Officer Chased By Planet T…
 
News stories this week include: Half Naked Monkey Costume helps kids read "Oh, I'm sorry. Was that YOUR kidney?" Firm and Erect Penis Statues For No Reason Influencer Selfie Strikes Again Don't Drop Your Kid Off On A Deserted Island (But I Understand) Please Don't Take Selfies Of Lightning 4 People, 1 Cheater, 49 Stop Lights Naming Your Baby After …
 
We did it! Not only do we have a lot of fun during this show, but we read some of your emails, talk about the origins of the podcast, the inside reasons for things and Taylor stops by to play "Rap or Crap: Canadian edition" News stories this week include: My son, My Uncle England vs Scotland vs Kilt Joker poisons the water Basement Jail Free chalk …
 
Nearly news stories for this week: Rob Riggles Weirdo Ex Post Malone Wastes Money Getting Bezos To Lead Us To Idocracy Men Are Pigs A Whale Of A Tale Stealing Babies....Names Nazi Testicles When Teenagers Barely Leave Home Thou Shalt Not Embezzle Gomert Goes To The Moon 99 Problems But 10 Babies Ain't One The San Francisco Hummer WATCH THIS EPISODE…
 
Until Mike and I can record another podcast, here's another placeholder episode of my news show. Please enjoy. News for this week: 7,700 Pennies But A Wheat Ain't One The Penguin Stabs Someone Selling Air As Art Marrying The Sister During The Wedding Lil Uzi Starts To Ooze Hey Fellow Kids, I'm One Of You Judge? Can I Lie Now? A Murder Of Crows Cock…
 
Nearly news for this week: 7,700 Pennies But A Wheat Ain't One The Penguin Stabs Someone Selling Air As Art Marrying The Sister During The Wedding Lil Uzi Starts To Ooze Hey Fellow Kids, I'm One Of You Judge? Can I Lie Now? A Murder Of Crows Cockapoos A Baby Is Not A Football Oceans 2 1/2 No Shirt, No Shoes, but Mask Texas Hates Cookies Getting A H…
 
Mike and I are enjoying the sun, so instead of a new episode of the old podcast that was a replacement for the other podcast, here's a sample of my own podcast, mainly to keep this RSS feed running for a while longer. Got that? If you like it, please subscribe or click the link: https://burrmartinnearlynews.buzzsprout.com/ Anyway, hope you enjoy th…
 
We're back in the studio with a fresh week of crazy headlines. This week we discuss: Feeding a child Ethnic Food is now considered a crime. Maybe get a second opinion before cremating Grandma The Ceiling Fan of Blood Washing away $26 million dollars Gender Reveals need to stop When 6 inches is too big When your kid moves out...to the garden. Guns a…
 
Warning* This one goes off the rails a few times and discusses certain body parts like an old married couple would as we try report some of the crazy news stories of the week like Disney changing its rides, which leads us to "Is Gung Ho racist" to a woman stopping a robber with "seduction", looking for fights in a bar, ceiling cat has a friend and …
 
I think one of our funnest shows. First we tackle my work ethic, then this weeks true, odd news stories including gorilla suited mistakes, Moses of Harlem, stabbed with a candy cane and dirty talk gone wrong. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/burrmartinexperience/ Twitter @burrmartin Instagram @therealburrmartin Please rate and review on Podchaser…
 
This weeks news: A Spanish Teacher Gets Spicy On Zoom A 4 Year Olds Giant Amazon Order Politician Drives While Zoom Zoom Covid and the Bee Squad Naked Nerf Is No No Fastest Baby In The West When Your Doctor Gets Touchy Baby Times Nine Taco Bells New Cigg-Lupa Also, a NEW podcast! Join Mike Wren, a money manager, Investment advisor and car enthusias…
 
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