Josh, Nick, Dana, Wappel and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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Steve Gorman (founding member of the legendary Black Crowes) along with Brian Zepp, Tony Lee and Ryder bring a fresh take on life in the Twin Cities. Big guests, information, and a lot of fun with Minnesota’s Classic Rock, 92 KQRS. Sponsored by Davanni's Pizza & Hot Hoagies
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Discuss Deftones with people who love them. Robert "Woody" Nelson is a host at 92 KQRS (KQRS-FM) & 93X (KXXR-FM) in Minneapolis and co-hosts The Pit on 93X, their Saturday night metal show - and he loves Deftones. Join him weekly as he sets out to learn new things about his favorite band from other fans, friends, musicians, people in the music business, and... well, pretty much anyone who loves Deftones.
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A little mind-altering leads to a little body-altering. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally aired on October 1, 2024: A geyser of poo erupted raining chunks all over cars in China... causing flashbacks for anyone near that coffee shop in Burnsville where poo fell from the sky this spring. Plus, play along with Skateboard Trick or Penis Nickname... and the wrong way to shroom. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Originally Aired October 1, 2024: Minnesota Twins Dick Bremer. Remembering Pete Rose and Dikembe Mutombo. Everything you've ever wanted to know about rednecks with paychecks. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twi…
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Originally aired on September 30, 2024: We don't need to "sleepmaxx" because it turns out we can fall asleep anywhere... hotel hallways, front yards and the bathroom of the Arby's on University are some of our favorites. Plus, Vikings were Beating on the Cheeseheads (for at least the first half of the game) this weekend, and the crazy low price to …
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Originally Aired September 30, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Topless lawn care. Everything you've ever wanted to know about double eff boy island. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHA…
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Originally Aired September 27, 2024: Who Dis! Troopers Captain Gordon Shank and Lieutenant Mike Lee. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the going rate of a newborn baby. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:…
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The Best of the KQ Morning Show: Lynyrd Skynyrd's Johnny Van Zant, the New & Improved Alphabet, Comic Rudy Pavich, When the Anesthesia Fails. Originally aired on September 27, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired September 26, 2024: 93x veterinarian Andrea from Gehrman Animal Hospital. Comedian C Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Nick and Wappel construction. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Mor…
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(Best Of): Do I Have to Repeat Myself?!?
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The Best of the KQ Morning Show: Naked dog walker high on shrooms, Comic Chad Daniels, Ranch Chuggin', Hangover Foods, Dumb Nicknames. Originally aired on September 26, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally aired on September 25, 2024: Vikings Insider Sam Ekstrom previews Sunday's matchup between Minnesota and Green Bay. Plus, we Shock the Cheesehead and a Minnesota movie TOPS Rolling Stone's list of 101 Best Soundtracks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired September 25, 2024: The most unlucky bicycle seat in the world! Weiny roast! Everything you've ever wanted to know about road killin' it. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Fac…
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Originally Aired September 24, 2024: Dick Bremer. Sharting vs. code brown. Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about sandblasting the bang boat. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @…
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Good Surgeons Do Not Wear Tank Tops
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Originally aired on September 24, 2024: A fake doctor got away with enlarging penises for 20 years; find out how he got busted. Plus, Klaus Meine of The Scorpions on the crazy rumor the CIA had anything to do with their song "Wind of Change", and nose bleeds out your eyeballs in UnFun Facts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Originally Aired September 23, 2024: Two guys, one cup, one Sentra. Literal craps. Everything you've ever wanted to know about D3 lacrosse. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS…
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Originally aired on September 23, 2024: One orchard in Canada can't fill orders for their delicious purple apples... because they don't exist, despite the AI generated pix all over the internet. Plus, words people misuse that get under our skin and the number of speeding tickets issued this summer in Minnesota (we gotta slow down!). See omnystudio.…
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Originally aired on September 20, 2024: One contestant tried to outwit, outplay and out-gross another with a cup of his own feces in an attempt to win a car... and it worked. Plus, our favorite Idiots Out Walking Around jokes before MN vs IA in Dinkytown on Saturday. Comedian Jackie Kashian joins the show and confessed that she got her big break he…
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Originally Aired September 20, 2024: Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 169. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pee foam. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93X…
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Originally aired on September 19, 2024: Shocking no one, Aaron Rodgers was voted the most annoying player in the NFL (MN finally ahead on a trend). Plus, Nextdoor Nightmares featured a lot of people who don't like to get wet, and Vikings Insider Sam Ekstrom talks about facing off against Stefon Diggs this weekend. See omnystudio.com/listener for pr…
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Originally Aired September 19, 2024: Pet nups. What is a simp? Everything you've ever wanted to know about who the Detroit Tigers end their season against. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Fa…
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Earned Some Extra Peanuts For That!
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Originally aired on September 18, 2024: It was just made public that MPD fired an officer for hooking up with someone from GRINDR during his shift. We heard from a few fans that have also "punched in" before they punched out, but Super Mario in the mile high club won the day. Plus, your favorite Horizontal Bop songs and we remember JD Souther's man…
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Originally Aired September 18, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Things that are better while you're drunk. Everything you've ever wanted to know about airline underwear policy. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitt…
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We all learn so much and love sharing it with the world. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally aired on September 17, 2024: We learn why hippos appear to sweat blood during Unfun Facts, discovered that the coolest things made in Minnesota are missing from the Chamber of Commerce's current bracket, and discovered the biggest time wasting apps. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Originally Aired September 17, 2024: Comedian C Willi Myles. Talking Twins with Dick Bremer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about who needs a license to ill. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @9…
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Originally aired on September 16, 2024: The TV workplaces where you'd want to get a job, how Shannon Sharpe is cashing in on That's My Michelle, and the least "unhealthy" cheeseburger is right across the border. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired September 16, 2024: Musicians that can act. Dildo massacre. Everything you've ever wanted to know about deep frying faces. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS…
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Originally Aired September 13, 2024: Interview with Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Veterinary Dr. Andrea Johnston. Everything you've ever wanted to know about suction cup dildos. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Ass…
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Originally aired on September 13, 2024: Learning that mammals can take in oxygen thru their buttholes led to one KQ fan chiming in with a really specific fact about compressed air in your colon. Plus, how long should your horizontal bop last (including foreplay and cuddling after the fact), and the best quick & dirty tattoos you've encountered. See…
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Originally aired on September 12, 2024: One kid discovered something REALLY nasty when picking out candles at the Dollar Tree. We get into epic cooking fails and the bands that made the Gen X Big Four. Plus, Sam Ekstrom with a preview of Vikings vs 49ers this weekend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Originally Aired September 12, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein and comedian C Willi Myles. A surprise appearance from Zach Parise. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the wedding destroyer. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Asse…
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Originally aired on September 11, 2024: Our bad ass of the day is an 84 year old dog owner who punched out an alligator. Plus, the the public service campaign to get you to poop on the clock, the Twins Home Run Sausage is back. Brace yourself for wins and listeria! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Originally Aired September 11, 2024: Oatmeal butt! The bubble pirate. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Philadelphia flasher. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS…
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Originally aired on September 10, 2024: We heard from a ton of people who have woken up during surgery, on their face... their eyeballs... even while being intubated. Plus, a team of bad ass do-gooders pulled a driver from a car right before it burst into flames in Roseville, and one competitive eater choked during a lobster roll eating contest... …
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Originally Aired September 10, 2024. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat…
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Originally Aired September 9, 2024: You've got male. Your favorite TV stars have seen you naked. Everything you've ever wanted to know about humping mascots. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS …
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Originally aired on September 9, 2024: We dug into the details behind one guy with a Lego part stuck up his nostril for nearly a quarter century, a soccer star who injured herself throwing out the ceremonial first pitch... but all those stories were topped by a broken femur, getting stuck in a tree and nail glue in the eyeballs all hot off the talk…
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Originally aired on September 6, 2024: Asking Vikings fans for their favorite memories just devolved into a therapy session over missed FGs, we rundown the best cereals of all time and a couple of brothers in Crosby really cashed in on an old basketball card. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Originally Aired September 6, 2024: Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 168: Things That Threaten Your Penis. Everything you've ever wanted to know about cockroach throat. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning …
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Originally Aired September 5, 2024: Comedian C Willi Myles. Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about this week's airplane nightmares. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twi…
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Originally aired on September 5, 2024: Fans sound off on their dumb nicknames with crazy origin stories. Plus, Sam Ekstrom does NOT sugar coat his expectations for the Viking season. Would ya take a trip to the museum if everyone was there... naked? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Originally aired on September 4, 2024: Rudy Pavich joins the show with some A+ parenting advice, REO Speedwagon wants to keep touring without their original bass player for a ridiculous reason. Plus, Angela and Angelo take it to a tie breaker in Willie John Dylan Camp. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Originally Aired September 4, 2024: Prostitution versus dating. Online purchases and scams! Everything you've ever wanted to know about scorpions scrotum stings. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XH…
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Originally aired on September 3, 2024: We're in tipping overload after being asked to tip when buying some shirts online and lots of advice flooded in. Plus, syphilis zombies roamed the streets in the middle ages, and the Ranch Chugging contest winner took down two beer can's worth in HOW long??? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Originally Aired September 3, 2024: Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what's inside the red Solo cup. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: …
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("Best Of"): The Best, Worst & Sexiest Mascots
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Originally Aired September 2, 2024. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati…
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Originally aired on August 30, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired August 30, 2024: Our veterinary expert Dr. Andrea answers pet questions from listeners. From child star to panty sniffer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about horny dolphins. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half…
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Originally aired on August 29, 2024: It's fun to visit new places with kids, until they destroy a 3,500-year-old ancient artifact. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired August 29, 2024: Janel Klein and C Willi Myles, a friendship broken? Who Dis!? Everything you've ever wanted to know about George Frideric Handel. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93…
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Originally Aired August 28, 2024: Janel Klein is Minnesota's hottest bad girl. Crash course in brain surgery. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Automobile-related urinary adventures. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed…
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