Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by the dad who stepped up, Roy Bellamy, after scoring tickets to the seventh game of the Stanley Cup Finals in Pittsburgh. The only thing that can stop these puckheads from having the best day ever is an unplanned interruption by disgruntled government employees. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https:/…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are challenged to compile a list of movies that they neither picked nor philed, but that one of the other two championed. To no one's surprise, Zach is leading the league in this category and has the most picks to choose from. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreo…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are throwing over a hundred miles per hour and headed straight to the majors! So long as they get a letter certifying their mental health. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.pa…

Zach, Amin and Mayes get put on the first bus downtown and end up starring in a major Hollywood picture. They bond with their costar, seduce the leading lady, get pitched on a major IP franchise by a scenester director and climb all the way to the top of fame's fickle ladder before it comes toppling down. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out he…

In what turned out to be the longest and most bountiful CT5 to date, Zach Amin and Mayes select the worst husbands, wives, significant others and partners that have laid waste to a myriad of relationships in Cinephobe movies. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatc…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by the great Chef Reactions to run through the sewer, cover all the entrances, taunt the security guards and confront their fears in the form of Denis Leary. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are piling into a fully loaded RV, chugging some brewskis and headed to the big fight! Unfortunately, they get caught in traffic, and take a shortcut that will change their lives forever. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDing…

In Episode 211: Driven, we declared that Gina Gershon’s new husband Memo Moreno was so charming and handsome, you could understand why Sly Stallone would be cool with Memo, who was also a rival racer, getting involved with his ex-wife. And in record time, Zach Amin & Mayes have turned around their top five “People You Would Be Cool With Smashing Yo…

Zach, Amin and Mayes overcome childhood trauma and decades of working the lunch buffet in Reno to infiltrate the world's most exclusive and dangerous Ping Pong tournament and avenge their father's death. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cin…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of hard working Texans headed to Surfer's Paradise down under to look for their missing sister, where they learn about septics, two ups and proper little bobby dazzlers. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cin…

It's not how you finish, it's how you start, so Zach, Amin and Mayes choose their favorite beginnings to Cinephobe movies. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cin…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are asked to do one little thing. Something they are uniquely qualified to do. Something meaningless to them, but that could profoundly affect an individual listening to this podcast. Will they do it? Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by Tony the point shaver himself to talk about how he got cast in Blue Chips, working for William Friedkin, observing Nick Nolte picking Bobby Knight's brain and so much more. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings…

Zach, Amin and Mayes gather all the essential ingredients that coalesce into a classic Cinephobe experience. The texture, the flavor, the color, the consistency... It’s definitely a Cinephobe movie. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephob…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are recruiting the best podcasters in the country to Cinephobe University. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars o…

Last week we lost an absolute titan. A man whose work transcends genre and generations. A world class athlete and thespian that was irresistibly charismatic. A human being that was truly a one of a kind. Rest In Power to the Count of Monte Fisto. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens an…

Zach, Amin and Mayes team up with a roundie and popo obsessed guh-nome named guh-norm to track down his missing lumen so he can reunite with his pooka Rena that spit good and leave Upworld behind. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe …

Zach, Amin and Mayes choose their favorite moments when a movie stopped lollygagging and took action, propelling the story forward up into the air. A term that originated in the first decade of Cinephobe, only to be brought back 150+ years later and given it's own theme music, Plot Liftoff is now a Cinephobe staple. Join the Count The Dings Patreon…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are back on the ice with a secret weapon and everyone is going bananas. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on A…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are podcasting for pure victory as they induct Sylvester Stallone into the Ten Timer's Club. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! T…

Mark Ordner blessed Zach, Amin and Mayes with amazing CT5 art featuring 33 characters from Cinephobe movies. This CT5 is essentially the OLIs for the art, the characters that ended up on the cutting room floor. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDi…

It's the tale as old as time: Boy meets Girl. Boy fights an ex-boyfriend. Boy gets killed by Lion. Boy gets brain removed by a mad scientist and inserted into a robot T-Rex. Zach, Amin and Mayes find themselves in one-a-them testicular standoffs. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens an…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to the Bahamas with a bloodthirsty shark hellbent on making the Brody family suffer for what they did to a different shark in a different movie. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! S…

Zach, Amin and Mayes put together the movies rated between 40 & 60 percent on Rotten Tomatoes that they wish could drop a little lower and become eligible for the show. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are teaming up with the best and brightest stars to represent their country (but really the Walt Disney Corporation) in the Junior Goodwill Games. So grab your gear and let's go play some schoolyard puck! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon…

Zach, Amin and Mayes did a Christmas movie in June, but are now unlocking this father's day exclusive episode for Christmas 2023! Full circle. Whether you prefer to be called Pop Pop or El Padre, operate in the friendzone or the endzone, give your dad a big ol kiss on the lips. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-L…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are veteran Time Enforcement Commission agents mourning their dead wife and waging war across time with a corrupt presidential candidate. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check…

Zach, Amin and Mayes have had their memories erased and their corpses reanimated to become the most expensive and elite podcasting unit in the world. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars …

Zach, Amin and Mayes conclude their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping Golden Dumpsters of 2023. From Liam Neeson month, to the Daisy Chain (but not directly connected), all the way through the third century of the podcast, we unveil our favorite moments of the podcast. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusi…

Zach, Amin and Mayes have a whole twelve hours before sunup, and there’s money to burn, whores to fuck and drugs to take. Will they be able to escape the Martian charnel house? Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Ci…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are injected with the Plutoxin 7 Virus and dispatched to Los Angeles Island, the deportation point for all people found undesirable or unfit to live in the new, moral America. Will they make it out alive? Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more…

Zach, Amin and Mayes continue their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2023 (but in a bad way). From Liam Neeson month, to the Daisy Chain (but not directly connected), all the way through the third century of the podcast, we unveil our least favorite thespians. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Steve Wynn's Las Vegas, Nevada for the Security Officers Trade Association Expo and Award ceremony. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spo…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are faxed to the past to rescue their Scottish dad from being stranded in 14th century France during a crucial conflict of the Hundred Years' War. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! …

Zach, Amin and Mayes kick off their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2023. From Liam Neeson month, to the Daisy Chain (but not directly connected), all the way through the third century of the podcast, we unveil our favorite thespians. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons…

Zach, Amin and Mayes all desperately want to be Number One, so pack your silenced weapon and your cat, we're headed to the Banco Internacional in Puerto Rico for Dia de los Muertos. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe …

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike Ryan have been betrayed by the Law, cast out from Megacity 1 into the Cursed Earth. Will they make it back in time to defeat evil former Judge Rico and his huge Janus? Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDin…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are looking in the mirror for the most dynamic duos sharing genetic material in 200 plus years of Cinephobe. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.…

Zach, Amin and Mayes celebrate their 200th Birthday. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @ci…

Zach, Amin and Mayes grapple with racism yet again as a Pulitzer Prize winning author must overcome meddlesome fame hungry neighbors, a politically ambitious Chief of Police and a dim-witted career criminal who prevent him from enjoying even one night at his newly purchased summer home. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons …

Zach, Amin and Mayes visit the Cinephobe Menagerie, filled with creatures big and small that have captured our hearts and opened our eyes to the magic of the animal kingdom. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinep…

Zach, Amin and Mayes now must escape from Aquatica as it floods while they are pursued by bloodthirsty eight thousand pound sharks with massive brains and a penchant for buggery. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to …

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Aquatica to wrangle sharks, feed whipped cream to parrots and cure Alzheimers. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephob…

Zach, Amin and Mayes assemble a squad of degenerates that would like nothing more than to slick back their hair and slosh water onto rare cuts of meat after a night at Blue Dolphin before it burned down. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/Co…

Zach, Amin and Mayes buy Mickey Mantle's Monkey as part of 'The Plan' to turn around a struggling Santa Rosa Rockets minor league baseball team. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Ap…

Zach, Amin and Mayes don't lack a sense of the theatrical when a long lost son emerges and reality changes sides yet again. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follo…

Zach, Amin and Mayes put together their ultimate mixtape of Cinephobe bangers, whether they be songs written just for the movie, featured to tremendous aplomb, or their significance and meaning has changed since the advent of the podcast. Got your own favorite Cinephobe songs? Add em to the Spotify playlist Join the Count The Dings Patreon for excl…

Zach, Amin and Mayes are serving up a double helping of Sandler for this Thanksgiving episode declassified from the Patreon. Be sure to tape your turkey drumstick to your chest, change your name to Dunk, book an open ended ticket and dream the impossible dream. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Epi…

Zach, Amin and Mayes go back in time to explain inside jokes, references and terminology from 149 years of Cinephobe, to help listeners clarify where they originated. If there are any jokes or terms that you feel like we missed and would like more information on, tweet us, email us, or leave a review Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive R…

Zach, Amin and Mayes run the hottest after hours club in town and are about to take gangster Bugsy Calhoune for everything he's got. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spoti…