A podcast for the gender-neutral undefined by labels with advice, suggestions, stories, and commentary on how to navigate the world. Tools for living a non-binary existence from family, friends, lovers, and people who thrive and achieve success and happiness.
Hosted by comedians Ava Smart and Arielle Isaac Norman, Gender Fluids is a podcast based out of Austin, Texas that takes an explicit and unapologetic look into the rarely explored depths of sex and gender. No subject is too far out or third rail for these two queers to discuss. Subscribe to listen in on all the deliciously depraved conversations you'd be fired for having. Not for the faint of heart, weak of mind, or lame of soul!
G
Gender Fluids


1
Masturbating With Jesus, & Corrective/Detransition Rape
59:07
59:07
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
59:07
The Family International is a wild church we highly recommend joining if you like forced fem stuff. The Fetish of the Week is corrective/detransition rape.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Cannibal Grindr Date, Sad Bitch Shart, & Nose Hairs
57:29
57:29
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
57:29
We are recording seperately now because Arielle and The Girl is driving around the country in a van spreading gayness across the land. Be careful who you meet up with on grindr dates or you may get your balls eaten, don't drink a bottle of wine on an empty stomach or you may shit yourself, road head is cool and you should do it, we do the wiki J, a…
G
Gender Fluids


1
Sexy Self Harm, The Most Pain Ever, & Fleshlight Filled Holes
56:35
56:35
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
56:35
Self harm alternative guides that don't include sex in are dumb, The Algorithm has learned Arielle's preferences really really well, Rosario Dawson may not be a transphobe but then again maybe she is but probably not, and the Fetish of the Week is fleshlights filling different holes.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Elliot Page Comes Out as a Genderplush Demi Boy, & Octopus Tentacle Rape Vore Machines
47:03
47:03
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
47:03
Elliot Page came out, Ava's butthole is still busted, Thanksgiving happened, and the Fetish of the Week is Vore with a twist.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Blind Dominatrix, Last of the Lez Bars, & Jizz Chicken
52:33
52:33
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
52:33
We'll talk about Elliot Page next week when everybody else gets done sharing their unoriginal opinions. Arielle hear about a blind dom, Ava got a new strap on harness that's good for DP and she goes through her dick bucket list, there are only 15 lesbian bars left in the US, we do the Gender WIKI entry for Gender Fluids, gay marriage being legal ha…
G
Gender Fluids


1
End Gender, Polyspamorous, & Toothbrushes
1:00:42
1:00:42
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:00:42
We should end gender, don't assume people wanna have sex if you have a hot tub, and everybody loves putting toothbrushes inside themselves.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Medieval Rimming, Anorectal Fistula, & Partial Birth Abortions
1:05:17
1:05:17
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:05:17
JFK got pegged for sure, rimming in the 8th century was totally fine, Ava had an anorectal fistula, and the Fetish of the Week is partial birth abortions.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Naked Comedy, Wiki Gender, & Cat Rape
1:05:38
1:05:38
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:05:38
Kinky comedy shows should be a thing, we read through the Cs on Wiki Gender, and the Fetish of the Week is cat rape or just cat sex.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Butt Toy Giveaway, Sex Party Stories, & Trauma or Erotica 3
57:17
57:17
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
57:17
We're giving away some awesome butt toys, Ava had a sex party and cool stuff happened, we go through the Bs on gender wiki, and we have another edition of trauma or erotica!
G
Gender Fluids


1
Trans School Shooting, Cuties, & Tampon Insertion
1:00:52
1:00:52
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:00:52
We look back through some of our tshirt ideas, chinstrap beards and bad facial hair is discussed and leads into some stuff about a trans school shooting, we talk about and then watch Cuties and kinda nail it, and the Fetish of the Week is tampon insertion.
G
Gender Fluids


1
New Astrology, Erotica or Trauma 2, & Death Hugs
1:08:07
1:08:07
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:08:07
Arielle lists a bunch of new ways to identify and strangely enough we enjoy all of them, Ava talks about farts, we do Erotica or Trauma, and the Fetish of the Week is getting hugs at funerals.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Nail Preferences, Sexual Timing, & Celebrities
1:02:25
1:02:25
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:02:25
Ava got fake nails for the first time, Arielle has really gotten into trimming The Girl's body hair, people have different ways of scheduling sex, & the Fetish of the Week is celebrities.
G
Gender Fluids


1
New Feeling Frontiers, Cousin Marriage, & Pet Exhibitionism
56:20
56:20
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
56:20
Ava's experience of having feelings for Lilly is way different and better than she thought it would be, Arielle's fist should be a model that doctors use to design vaginas with, hanging out with peope tha are like you is important and powerful, getting into the zone while bottoming is a mind altering experience, a cuck gets caught being a cuck, mar…
G
Gender Fluids


1
Futuristic Fetus Food, New Punishments, & Limp Dicks
56:34
56:34
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
56:34
Ava watched Enter The Void and the abortion scene spawned a weird future situation in her head, Arielle thinks there should be new punishments for people who fuck up in various ways, Ava went on a date with a transgirl and had a really lovely experience, & the Fetish of the Week is limp dicks!
G
Gender Fluids


1
New Baptism Rules, Men's Rights?, & The Word Retarded
51:25
51:25
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
51:25
Arielle tells us all about these new badass and super well thought out rules for Mormons getting baptized, there needs to be a new wave of men's rights or meninism or something to do with men not being stuck in their rigid little boxes, and the Fetish of the Week is the word retarded.
Ava made some porn where she went to bimbo school, some thoughts on doing sex work vs being a sex worker, a listener wrote in about liking vore, kid fuckers are using zoom to share child porn now, and the Fetish of the Week is rape baiting.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Ava In Love, Christian Domestic Discipline, & Trauma or Erotica
1:07:05
1:07:05
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:07:05
Ava is in love now, spanking people is God's way, let us masturbate to your trauma.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Pussy Piss Eyes, Urine Utopia, & Lots of Terms
1:13:20
1:13:20
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:13:20
Maybe everyone should drink children's piss? Lots about drinking piss in this episode. Some pedophile commentary. Then a bunch of talk about language and different terminology and identities at the end.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Periods In Video Games, Taboo Intensification, & Enemas
45:27
45:27
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
45:27
We talk A LOT about periods in video games because Ava is playing through The Last Of Us 2, more thoughts on the sexualization of young people, and a story about nasty farts that ends in a lot of enema talk.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Bidet Fears, Ephebophile Carwash, & Uncontrolable Farts
52:29
52:29
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
52:29
Ava and Arielle are scared to use bidets, Ava talks about anal douching, Wayfair selling children through their website seems believable, when did we forget everyone used to be ephebophiles, dogs can be real cockblocks, and the fetish of the week is uncontrolable farts.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Mini Horse Sex, Wide Open Spaces, & Robotization
57:03
57:03
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
57:03
Fuck a mini horse not a regular horse, rashes can be sexy, Ava cries singing Wide Open Spaces with her sisters, ugly men are better at kinky stuff, we learn abou service tops and bottoms, and the Fetish of the Week is robotization.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Recontextualizing Sexuality, Living a Fantasy, & Hairy Bath Water
51:59
51:59
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
51:59
Suppositories shouldn't be given to children, we don't need to desexualize nudity, Ava is living her dream life as a girl, move out of your shit state or town, we are making progress with getting trans people elected to office, and the Fetish of the Week is hairy bath water.
G
Gender Fluids


1
JK Rowling, Proof We Disagree, & Conceptualizing Gender
1:08:00
1:08:00
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:08:00
This is a rare one. We have one long conversation the whole time. TERFs, JK Rowling, how to think of gender, how we both think of gender, trans people in sports, problems with language, how to insult people, using language to hurt people, we go a lot of places with this one. Listen through to the end. No fetish of the week this week. But we have an…
G
Gender Fluids


1
Femboy Woes, Foot Sensitivity, & OnlyFans Pt. 2
1:04:45
1:04:45
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:04:45
A gay porn star is charged with murder for helping a guy sniff a frog, a crossdresser or femboy or someone in that vicinity is upset they didn't get the reddit upvotes they thought they deserved, Ava can't orgasm easily if her legs aren't straight, we talk about OnlyFans some more, no fetish of the week this week b/c the world is garbage.…
G
Gender Fluids


1
Protest Sex, Rapist Pedophile President, & Maggot Story
1:05:10
1:05:10
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:05:10
We talk about the different types of lesbians, picking up someone at a protest and having sex outside after a protest, Donald Trump being a rapist pedophile president with ties to Jeffery Epstein, and the fetish of the week is the most disgusting story we've ever heard.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Titty Normalization, Only Fans Pt.1, & Poop Penis
57:35
57:35
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
57:35
Titties being hidden helps them be sexier but normalizing them may open up new paths to experiencing beauty, we talk about Only Fans a lot, and the Fetish of the Week is shit dick.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Amazing Erotica, Food Lewds, & Fetus Incest Inception
47:48
47:48
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
47:48
Ava read the best erotica she's ever encountered, there is a wonderful facebook group full of people posting sexy pics with food, and a listener sent us one of the most complicated fetishes we've seen and we're calling it Fetus Incest Inception.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Gay Boy Longing, Incel Thruple, & Post Orgasm Guilt
1:07:28
1:07:28
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:07:28
Ava misses being a gay boy, we go long b/c Arielle tells a wild story about her brother, we talk about pedophiles being on molly, & the Fetish of the Week is post orgams guilt.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Housewife Dreams, Party n Play, & Pube Grooming
59:32
59:32
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
59:32
Quarantine has made Ava fall in love with being a housewife, we talk about the need to explain art and performance after talking about Crystal Method from Rupaul's Dragrace, slutty curbside pickup should be a thing, a trans person asking if they pass is nothing new and y'all need to calm down now that it's gone mainsteam online, and the Fetish of t…
G
Gender Fluids


1
Zoom Orgy, One Boob Enby, & Accidental Creampies
51:57
51:57
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
51:57
We are going to try and host a orgy on zoom, why haven't more people cut off one boob, Ava balanced a shampoo bottle on her dick, we talk about body sizes, and the Fetish of the Week is accidental creampies.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Unpleasant Touching, Vagina MMORPG, & Insects
59:26
59:26
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
59:26
People need to learn how to casually touch each other, lets do a study on what vagina's everyone would have if they could design their own, Ava talks to her mom about trans people and swimming and her dick, & the fetish of the week is Insects.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Mommie Vibes, Fag vs Faggot, & Unsafe Eating
54:33
54:33
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
54:33
Arielle got fucked so well by The Girl she got a UTI that turned into a kidney infection and all sorts of mommie roleplay goodness has gone down because of it, boobs in a mouth are always a good thing, Ava bought fake boobs once, we revist out distinction between "fag" and "faggot", lots of people are having a hard time with isolation during the CO…
G
Gender Fluids


1
Plans With Daddy, Masturbation Variation, & Stealing Dead Bodies
1:12:22
1:12:22
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:12:22
Ava has plans with Daddy, The Girl fucks Arielle real good, an genetic loophole allows for an incest based lesbian empire, talking about COVID exposure may help people talk about STDs, Rebeca Black is gay and so are announcements, Ellen made a bad joke, and the Fetish of the Week is stealing dead bodies.…
G
Gender Fluids


1
Snowflake & Safespace, Abortion Survivors, & Prison Labor
1:33:46
1:33:46
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:33:46
We go long for ya this week because we know you've got more time to listen. Marvel has two new non-binary super heros named Safespace & Snowflake, Arielle would pay to watch Louis CK jerk off, Abortion survivors vs Cancer survivors Survivor needs to happen, lots of other stuff, and the fetish of the week is Prison Labor.…
G
Gender Fluids


1
Self-Fisting, Sloppy Queefs, & Disappointing Porn
1:08:09
1:08:09
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:08:09
Ava isn't a reply girl but is a self-fister. Arielle had some non-consent dreams, and also watched some disappointing gang rape porn. Lots of other stuff too.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Sex Toy Reviews, The L Word, & COVID-19
1:00:00
1:00:00
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
1:00:00
We talk about sex toys and a shee wee we have for a while. Then we talk about the new season of The L Word for a while. Then we talk about the Coronavirus for a while for the Fetish of the Week.
We're pro Coronavirus. Let's kill these old people. Do we really need everyone that's 75+? Nah, we don't. Also tacked onto the end of the special is Ava talking about a BDSM experience she had that got cut from the last episode.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Trans Mormons, Vegetative Baby Dildos, & Serial Killers
45:53
45:53
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
45:53
The Mormons have new rules on trans people so we talk about that a bunch. You should be able to either give your baby a partial birth abortion or put it in a vegetative state, and then use it as a dildo, if that is what you want. It's your right as an American. The Fetish of the Week is serial killers.…
G
Gender Fluids


1
Gay Child Actor, Bisexual Lesbians, & Fighting
59:16
59:16
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
59:16
Ava spilled hot coffee on herself but thankfully her masochistic side loved the pain, Pete Buttigieg hired a child actor to ask him how to come out as gay and they both looked super dumb, Arielle and The Girl share a diva cup, Ava talks about her history with butt chugging, we Bisexual Lesbians and Lesbian Lesbians are fighting over the term Bisexu…
Bring back "no homo". It was perfect and never should have gone away. We hosted Lez Prom and had a blast. It was a really special lesbian/queer girl space and we think more like it should exist. Arielle talks about being a necrophilia service bottom. Sims 5 has some intersting options for selecting/defining your gender. We aren't sure why people da…
Look each other in the eyes while you pee. Wipe you ass how you want. It will make you stronger. Ava is going to get bottom surgery and is stokes about the pragmatic benefits. Being Frozen and the movie Frozen are pretty (ironically) hot.
G
Gender Fluids


1
Panties for Dad, Perfect Pronouns, & Spit
55:40
55:40
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
55:40
Ava and her dad have a beautiful intimate moment, Arielle finds the perfect pronouns, Funimation pull a show about interspecies love or something like that, a sweatshirt has an odd message about raising your daughters to be men, and the Fetish of the Week is spit!
G
Gender Fluids


1
Pedophile Rehab, Ecosexual, & Adult Breastfeeding
54:20
54:20
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
54:20
Arielle identifies as a pedaficionado which means she love listening to podcasts and watching documentaries about pedophiles, Michael Jackson may have been the King of Pop to some people but to Arielle he is the King of Pedophiles, Ava has a plan to help help pedophiles by creating methadone-type clinics for pedophiles that are staffed by developin…
If you're new to the podcast you'll want to check this episode out to get a sense of what we're all about, and be informed of some content warnings that apply to every episode this season. Welcome to Season 3!
G
Gender Fluids


1
Objectification, Drag Storytime, & Baptism
44:29
44:29
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
44:29
After a show in Houston a girl told Ava she had nice tits, so we decided to talk about objectification. Dumbass people don't want drag queens reading stories to children, which is going to make it harder for us to raise children to join our queer army. The Fetish of the Week is baptisms! Also we changed our patreon and stuff.…
G
Gender Fluids


1
Cutting Yourself, Drunk Heckler, & Eating Poop (Pt. 2)
53:10
53:10
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
53:10
This in an interesting one, y'all. It's a good one, but the vibes are very different from usual. Ava talks about self harm and cutting for about 15 minutes. Then Arielle tells a story about a drunk heckler she encountered on the road for about 20 minutes. We wrap things up with talking about eating poop again.…
A trans woman tweeted about a comment Ava made on stage four years ago when she was only 3-4 months into doing comedy. The tweet got a bit of traction so we decided to talk about it. This isn't our normal type of episode. It's earnest, and pretty much void of any joke making. Give it a listen if you want.…
G
Gender Fluids


1
Cousin Sex, Eating Poop, & Transcum / Recugender Idiots
51:40
51:40
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
51:40
After a recent visit to a strip club Ava decides she is now to much of a bottom to enjoy them, people eat poop and we think that is dandy but also omg we couldn't handle it, if you're gay you should be able to have sex with your cousin, we try to figure out if having sex with cousins is even THAT bad, your relationships aren't complicated so stop s…
G
Gender Fluids


1
Genital Smells, Queers Across the World, & Trash
52:42
52:42
Play later
Play later
Lists
Like
Liked
52:42
Boys say they talk about their dicks on stage during standup a lot but they really don't, transgirl dicks should be the new smelly genital not vaginas, all genitals smell and thats fuckin awesome, remember when metrosexual was a thing cuz that was wild, queer people are everywhere but having the time to become aware of your queerness requires money…