Standing on necks, smacking arses and shaving heads all feature this week…plus, why are we discussing Melissa Joan Hart? Only one way to find out… ———————————— If you enjoy the podcast and would like to support it in any way (and believe us, we absolutely do not expect you to, your listening is very much already hugely appreciated) then you can alw…

Ross’ parenting commitment comes under question this week, as does Joey and Chandler’s relationship with Richard. Plus, Phoebe watches the end of an old film. ———————————— If you enjoy the podcast and would like to support it in any way (and believe us, we absolutely do not expect you to, your listening is very much already hugely appreciated) then…

Fur coats, new neighbours and the end of Ross’ marriage to Emily. Plus a tangent about Liza Minelli (for obvious reasons) and we also say goodbye to Ross’ OG apartment. ———————————— If you enjoy the podcast and would like to support it in any way (and believe us, we absolutely do not expect you to, your listening is very much already hugely appreci…

It’s an elusive JACKPLOT episode this week (we think) - an absolute belter featuring the Milkmaster 2000, Joey’s impeccable Italian accent and a party that serves barley. ———————————— If you enjoy the podcast and would like to support it in any way (and believe us, we absolutely do not expect you to, your listening is very much already hugely appre…

Some questionable medical professionals in this week’s episode, it has to be said. Meanwhile Ross gets absolutely off his tits and Chandler may or may not have a gay haircut. This episode is dedicated to the memory of Flaco the Owl. ———————————— If you enjoy the podcast and would like to support it in any way (and believe us, we absolutely do not e…

This is a whole episode of storylines that involve Ross ruining things, which is impressive even by his standards. Plus, a dog with superb acting range and we learn all about saltwater taffy. ———————————— If you enjoy the podcast and would like to support it in any way (and believe us, we absolutely do not expect you to, your listening is very much…

Plate? Plate! Plate? Sure. Phoebe dates a diplomat from a generic foreign country (classic Friends), we discuss the heady days of the photocopying shop, and Ross and Rachel take that ill-advised break… ———————————— If you enjoy the podcast and would like to support it in any way (and believe us, we absolutely do not expect you to, your listening is…

Just HOW MUCH did those boots cost? We’re asking the big questions as ever here on FWF. We also question Joey’s reaction to his sister’s pregnancy, as well as Phoebe’s absolutely WILD desperation to get concert tickets for an act we’ve never heard her even mention liking before. ———————————— If you enjoy the podcast and would like to support it in …

Some iconic moments in this late episode - including learning about Joey’s policy on sharing food. Plus, Monica and Chandler get a baby, and Ross wears a pink top. Big day for everyone really. ———————————— If you enjoy the podcast and would like to support it in any way (and believe us, we absolutely do not expect you to, your listening is very muc…

Phoebe goes in search of a dad but ends up running down a dog, we meet Frank Jr for the first time (or do we?) - plus, we take inspiration from Monica’s stock market escapades and search for our own stock - will we invest? Probably not, because we absolutely don’t understand the stock market. ———————————— If you enjoy the podcast and would like to …

Chandler is attacked by an employee (probably justifiably, frankly), we debate the inconsistencies of the WENUS and Dave does his best to have another Big Thought… ———————————— If you enjoy the podcast and would like to support it (and believe us, we absolutely do not expect you to, your listening is very much already hugely appreciated) then you c…

We are BACK - for another year of Friends related nonsense. This week, we learn that Joey doesn’t know what a cactus is, Ross invents a man and does a questionable accent and Monica nearly resorts to thrashing around in her bathtub. Plus Dave has a BIG THOUGHT. Seriously, it's big. ———————————— If you enjoy the podcast and would like to support it …

a.k.a The One With The Triplets… Kidney Stones, Happy Days and inappropriate use of a video camera all feature in this week’s episode, plus we learn something very intimate about Pete’s past. ———————————— If you enjoy the podcast and would like to support it (and believe us, we absolutely do not expect you to, your listening is very much already hu…

A strangely foot-based episode this when you think about it: from Joey’s tiny feet, to Chandler’s slippy shoes, to a series of children dancing on Ross’ feet. Plus a peak Jack Geller moment, and a very bad Joey Tribbiani moment. ———————————— Do you want MORE Dave and Pete? Then your luck is in because if you subscribe to our Patreon not only do you…

Up for discussion on this week’s episode: Janice’s misjudged pep talk (seriously Jan, get a grip), the sudden disappearance of Cliff, plus we discuss what we both agree might be THE worst scene in all of Friends... ———————————— If you critical faculties aren’t working at full capacity and for some reason you want MORE Dave and Pete in your life, th…

Oh. My. God. Guess who’s back?! Not only flipping Janice but also: WE ARE. What a combination of returns to kick off this new season officially. And if that wasn’t enough, Judy Geller talks about humping. Is there anything more you could want from your weekly dose of utter nonsense? ———————————— Do you want MORE Dave and Pete? (What is wrong with y…

Before we begin our new season, we wanted to mark the incredibly sad passing of Matthew Perry with some of your messages and memories, and a few of our favourite Chandler moments. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The final episode of Series 9 of FWF! *cue crowd sound effect where everyone sounds sad* To finish us off, we talk naked hot tubs, an incredibly poisonous cookie and the steamiest steam room we ever have steam (sorry). There are also plot holes aplenty and what the hell is a Cunningham? ———————————— Do you want MORE Dave and Pete? (What is wrong wi…

We find a major flaw in Monica’s attempt to meet her neighbours, as well as very much enjoying a ‘good Ross’ episode (although we have a theory as to why that might be)…and we struggle to write a dirty limerick about Mr Zelner. ———————————— Do you sometimes wish we’d go on a bit longer each week? (What is wrong with you, you scrud) - BUT your luck …

We discuss some unhinged behaviour by Ross (even by his own standards), Monica’s unintentional piano bar performance and we bid farewell to our favourite character in all of Friends… ———————————— Do you sometimes wish we’d go on a bit longer each week? (Frankly, we judge you for this…) - BUT your luck is in because if you subscribe to our Patreon n…

We discuss the madness of Chandler’s infatuation with Kathy, the financial arrangements of funerals and we finally crack a joke we’ve never got before THANKS TO THE INTERNET. ———————————— Do you sometimes wish we’d go on a bit longer each week? (What is wrong with you, you scrud) - BUT your luck is in because if you subscribe to our Patreon not onl…

Dave thinks he might have solved one of Friends’ most discussed mysteries - what a moment huh? Also Rachel spends this ep being VERY judgmental, Joey gets an A and Chandler desperately tries not to say poo. Unsuccessfully. ———————————— Do you sometimes wish we’d go on a bit longer each week? (Surely not after this week’s episode…) If you do, though…

The dangers of swing dancing, how to make potpourri from heartache and Chandler’s genital discomfort are all discussion topics this week - plus Pete makes a BOLD claim about one of the characters that appears in this episode… ———————————— Do you sometimes wish we’d go on a bit longer each week? (What is wrong with you, you goober) - BUT your luck i…

Rachel gets TiVo, Chandler gets a surprise and Mona gets an even bigger surprise. Plus Phoebe shows a very in depth knowledge of enology… ———————————— Do you want MORE Dave and Pete? (What is wrong with you, you fool) - BUT your luck is in because if you subscribe to our Patreon not only do you get every regular ep of FWF a day early and ad-free, b…

Jill comes into our lives, Joey gives out lots of free muffins, and we analyse the dangers of introducing VapoRub into your sex life… ———————————— Do you sometimes wish we’d go on a bit longer each week? (What is wrong with you, you goober) - BUT your luck is in because if you subscribe to our Patreon not only do you get every regular ep of FWF a d…

We celebrate the introduction of Mike, the departure of Chandler (briefly, and just to Tulsa) and the not-death of Ross’ pediatrician. (Also apologies for the INCORRECT slash American spelling of paediatrician, it pains us but we gotta make it the same as the title of the ep haven’t we). ———————————— Do you want MORE Dave and Pete? (What is wrong w…

Crystal ducks, fruit baskets and fertility studies are all on the agenda this week, plus a strange fantasy sequence where Ross is super confident (aka not like actual Ross). ———————————— Do you want MORE Dave and Pete? (What is wrong with you, you fool) - BUT your luck is in because if you subscribe to our Patreon not only do you get every regular …

Oily T-Zones, heavy metal bands and nude weddings are all on the menu (along with 15 appetisers) this week - as Monica physically fights a woman in a store. ———————————— Do you sometimes wish we’d go on a bit longer each week? (What is wrong with you, you goober) - BUT your luck is in because if you subscribe to our Patreon not only do you get ever…

Cups, pumpkin children and phone pens all come under the microscope this week, as Rachel prepares to move out of Monica’s apartment so Chandler can move in. And we trace Chandler’s origins all the way back to China…apparently. ———————————— Do you want MORE Dave and Pete? (What is wrong with you, you fool) - BUT your luck is in because if you subscr…

Joey becomes a teacher (who thought that was a good idea?), Phoebe attacks Joey completely unprovoked, and we discuss just how awful Rachel’s dad is. ———————————— Do you sometimes wish we’d go on a bit longer each week? (What is wrong with you, you mad fool) - BUT your luck is in because if you subscribe to our Patreon not only do you get every reg…

Plenty of questions thrown up this week including ‘should anyone really give a shit about their friends’ kids’ birthday parties?’, ‘how does Ross get to Rachel without a car?’, and ‘what the fuck was that bakery thinking?’ Plus we apologise to Phoebe for doubting her rhyming skills. ———————————— Do you sometimes wish we’d go on a bit longer each we…

A TRIPLE REQUEST this week, what a treat (and a first!). And boy this ep is FULL of catchphrases and iconic moments, as well as urine based plot lines and throuples (not related stories tbf). ———————————— Do you want MORE Dave and Pete? (What is wrong with you, you fool) - BUT your luck is in because if you subscribe to our Patreon not only do you …

Phoebe is playing the field and Pete is toying heavily with Monica’s expectations - but mainly this week we fondly remember the humble chequebook and discuss which other podcast we’d like to fight again.p *Disclaimer - Pete definitely doesn’t want to punch a child. *Disclaimer #2 - I Will Survive did start playing while Dave was editing this. FFS. …

A game of baby-name tennis erupts between Ross and Rachel (refereed by Phoebo, natch) - and we discover that Chandler is secretly well-endowed and has an exhibitionism fetish? Both seem unlikely tbf. Meanwhile, there’s a bizarre amount of conversation about Steve Irwin’s children and Pete reveals a very worrying childhood habit… ———————————— Do you…

We dig into the stylistic choice’s of Joey’s new apartment, the arrival of Eddie and Phoebe’s superb music video. Plus, Pete reveals his brand new tattoo, but that’s not as exciting as it seems given we’re primarily an audio medium. ———————————— Do you sometimes wish we’d go on a bit longer each week? (What is wrong with you, you mad fool) - BUT yo…

An interesting episode choice this week - picked not for the usual reasons. And to be honest, there’s a lot of weird stuff going on in this episode, from a breast-feeding fetish to some father-daughter voyeurism. And a farce that absolutely could have been resolved within 30 seconds but hey, where’s the fun in that? ———————————— Do you want MORE Da…

All he wants is a dingle…or is it a dinkle? We spend frankly too much time discussing the lyrics of Joey’s opening number in Freud!. Elsewhere Chandler discovers polyamory and Rachel moves a footstool. Which, despite it being a minor plot point, leads Dave to a huge revelation about his own life… ———————————— Do you sometimes wish we’d go on a bit …

It’s the final episode of the season and of the year! And to celebrate, we’re both ill. Nailed it. On the agenda this week: Monica’s incredibly rude and ungrateful aunt, Joey and Chandler’s terrible taste in tables and Paulo’s unforgivable behaviour. Plus we get to the bottom (or maybe not, as it were) of how the table broke in the first place. ———…

One of Friends’ maddest ever plotlines comes under the microscope this week as we dig into and episode in which David Schwimmer presumably got paid double. Plus we say goodbye to not one but two characters, and welcome an absolute fan favourite for the first time. ———————————— Do you sometimes wish we’d go on a bit longer each week? (What is wrong …

This episode possibly sees Ross at his smuggest (until he’s brought crashing down to earth), we see the lengths Joey will go to to eat a chicken parm and we dig into why the third plot of this episode had to be completely re-shot. ———————————— Do you sometimes wish we’d go on a bit longer each week? (What is wrong with you, you mad fool) - BUT your…

We discover just how famous Chandler’s mum actually is, Paulo is back much to nobody’s excitement and Monica and Phoebe go to extraordinary lengths with a man they put in a coma. ———————————— Do you sometimes wish we’d go on a bit longer each week? (What is wrong with you, you mad fool) - BUT your luck is in because if you subscribe to our Patreon …

We wave a final goodbye to Emily, delve into the bizarre world of ride alongs (literally what on earth) and learn that Monica likes to steal money from her brother. Maybe she needs it to buy salt. ———————————— Do you want MORE Dave and Pete? (What is wrong with you, you fool) - BUT your luck is in because if you subscribe to our Patreon not only do…

Darts, fudge and incredibly cheap tampons - a classic list of topics to turn up in an episode of Friends. Plus we realise this episode is named very badly, and we try to work out why Chandler is so ashamed to use moisturiser. ———————————— Do you want MORE Dave and Pete? (What is wrong with you, you fool) - BUT your luck is in because if you subscri…

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One of the Friends is conspicuous by their absence in this week’s episode - but replaced by an excellent guest star. Plus, we discuss Mary Poppins, chickens and bed springs among other things. ———————————— Do you sometimes wish we’d go on a bit longer each week? (What is wrong with you, you mad fool) - BUT your luck is in because if you subscribe t…

A lot of time given to the humble ladle this week, for obvious reasons. Plus we discuss the merits of Larry’s health inspections, how many shoes Ben has, and what an oddball Danny is, ladle or no ladle. ———————————— Do you sometimes wish we’d go on a bit longer each week? (What is wrong with you, you mad fool) - BUT your luck is in because if you s…

A curious housewarming present, a big box of underwear and standing foreplay all on the agenda this week as Ross discovers the truth about Monica and Chandler, and then throws the world’s worst party (unrelated). ———————————— Do you sometimes wish we’d go on a bit longer each week? (What is wrong with you, you mad fool) - BUT your luck is in becaus…

We mourn the loss of a number of things this week, including Richard’s moustache, the humble video rental store and Beth March. ———————————— Do you want MORE Dave and Pete? (What is wrong with you, you fool) - BUT your luck is in because if you subscribe to our Patreon not only do you get every regular ep of FWF a day early and ad-free, but you ALS…

Sean Penn plays fast and loose with the idea of dating an identical twin, a bunny fights a potato and Rachel shouts at a child. What a week. ———————————— Do you want MORE Dave and Pete? (What is wrong with you, you fool) - BUT your luck is in because if you subscribe to our Patreon not only do you get every regular ep of FWF a day early and ad-free…

A slightly tricky one to discuss this week for obvious reasons but we do our darnedest as we try to navigate the absolute mess of this storyline - meanwhile Joey takes Rachel’s underwear without any sort of discussion (weird) and Ross and Rachel both try to chat up a policeman with varying levels of success. ———————————— Do you want MORE Dave and P…