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The Commercial Break is a daily improv-comedy variety show. Co-Hosts & Best friends Bryan and Hoadley invite you into their whacky friendship with their twisted sense of humor. Each episode they discuss two decades of shared insanity, pop-culture, internet oddities, relationship drama, dark humor, they play games and share thoughtful (and often completely wrong) feedback to listener questions, comments and concerns. From restraining orders to getting lost in the jungle, terrible life advice ...
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When you learn the word “rizz” from it being added to the dictionary, it’s safe to say it’s giving old. Bryan & Krissy continue their dating show comparison with The Cut. Bryan’s first wedding Madeline Brockway’s 59 million dollar wedding Her new husband is facing life in prison Renting out Versailles Cover your ears at the Biltmore Estates! The Cu…
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Krissy’s back in the chair, and boy are we happy to have her! We’re easing back in with one of our favorites…Chuck & Love Connection. The queen is back! Krissy wasn't phrogging in Bryan’s crawl space Dog training troubles Steve-O’s clown mutiny The Dating Game Old dating shows vs new dating shows We bet Chuck has been to a few sunken bedrooms… Chuc…
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We’re all surprised Steve-O agreed to be on TCB We set expectations low Tina went to a star wars parody burlesque show We’re all weird in atlanta How did Santa get so skinny? Bryan pretending to like sports Subway, Jimmy Johns, & elephant murder A disturbing celebrity story TW: r*pe, SA, inc*st Bryan’s old country radio days Garth Brooks Garth as a…
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Steve-O joins Bryan and Tina (While Krissy is out for the week), and they dig deep into Steve-O's crazy life, insane stunts and the clowns that voted him off the island (AKA Royal Carribean Cruise Line)! Watch Steve-O's Bucket List special, and listen to his Podcast, Wild Ride. Bryan’s McDonald’s days Recording dumb stuff Oral coaching Steve-O’s fi…
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Brace yourself. Bryan & Tina get into one of our stickiest episodes yet... Mark Cuban is leaving shark tank Fireside flop The old clubhouse days Dane Cook Drinking your own urine A half gallon?! Shoutout to the Jersey Shore Podcasts are where the bad ideas come from “Frothy” The gulping noises!!! Streaming only The pee drinkers don’t have friends T…
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Bryan & Tina find out how they can get more sexier and get on the attack with their appearance. Director of Otherkin Tina is back! Mousey She did it for the lookbook! All you have to do is pay us lots of money A hallucinogenic journey Microdosing Getting chased by a bull on the hunt for shrooms Frankie B teaching us how to be more sexy than ever be…
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Krissy is out of the studio, so Bryan & friend of the pod, Tina, get into all things drugs, fetishes, and feeling like a nonhuman being. Bryan & Tina have been friends for 30 years There’s no coming back after triplets! Tina left her dog with her nail tech! An adult man with guinea pigs…red flag Doing drugs and cutting the grass in a bath towel Res…
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That'll Blow Your T%&$ Off (w. Heather McMahan)
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She's beauty and she's grace, she's Heather McMahan! Bryan & Krissy gab with Heather McMahan, and she really blew our t#$% off. What makes a world tour It’s all naked in Krissy's house Bryan needs a new duvet Heather McMahan is joining us! She’s an Atlanta girl Heather’s journey Losing your pants at the fox Lettin’ it rip Smoked oysters will blow y…
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“It’s not something a customer would do. It’s something a guy who bangs hot chicks would do.” -John Anthony Lifestyle, 2023 Crumbl cookies Audio Scavenger Hunt Wow can’t believe I’m (Christina) not allowed to play!!! This is a scam!!!!! Bryan’s front door troubles Bryan’s kids are buying so many movies Back to John Anthony Lifestyle How to Get Stri…
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How To Date Strippers: lie to them about your career as an electronic DJ and paint yourself blue. Then take them to Chili's. Taylor Swift in Brazil Bryan going to the mat for Taylor How 'bout that option slot Grundle bundle's bad interview The crowd parts for Shaq! Bryan’s Blue troubles Bryan’s mom loved the pod Chili for Thanksgiving Doggie xanax …
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We may not have a lot of standards here at TCB, but one thing is for certain: no shoes on the bed! Starting things off with a disturbing story Pajama day Super Sac Scrubber 5000! Back to loofah What’s your shower routine? Steve-O & the jackass boys Steve-O’s Corey Feldman interview Things are getting strange here… Oblivious or delusional? There’s a…
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Bryan & Krissy are welcoming Vir Das to the show (yes, you read that right, a guest!), and they talk all things religion, controversy, and sitting on each others' beds. More On Vir! Vir's Website: https://www.virdas.in/ See Vir On Tour Now: https://www.virdas.in/tour Watch His Latest Netflix Special: Click Here Watch His "2 Indias" Speech: Vir's Yo…
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This is now a spooky scary true crime podcast with a side of giggles! Bryan & Krissy discuss “getting out of the shit,” clubbing for a living, and phrogging. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the shit! That’s the saying, right? BA flight attendant revived by construction worker in Brazil? Krissy Hoadley, for Retirement Living Clubbin’ for a …
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We’re always growing and learning here at TCB, and today Bryan is learning about shaving his balls. What a time to be alive! The extreme food contest! 9 *million* scoville We’re backing away from the gummy bear challenge, but we will do the pocky one chip challenge Thanksgiving fare Slow n low baby A day old Pizza Hut thanksgiving The Lion in Rome …
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Half Song Hoadley & Bryan relive the worst American Idol auditions, and Bryan finds himself feeling a kinship for them. We got an alien! Clean house clean mind The buck stops with bryan and he doesn't like it Fake Christmas trees Half Song Hoadley is a verb now Don’t listen to our old episodes Find a Chopper Johnson album on ebay John Daker Attempt…
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Don't worry everyone, we've got a captain of industry in the warlock world to save us from the devil of disney and Jared Leto. Jared Leto climbed the empire state building? Unregulated fair rides Bryan is not a fan of heights 30 Seconds To Mars or 33P? This economy! Warlocks! Milk! Tetas! Hocus Pocus 2 is ruining everything The demonic kingdom?! Wh…
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You know what they say: when in doubt, exorcise it out! Bryan & Krissy lure us into some TCB lore and introduce us to Bob’s Demon PeePee. Bryan was right! NFTs are worthless The pyramid scheme where you never get to the top! Elon’s losing his marbles Breaking Twitter, by Ben Mezrich TCB LORE/LURE Lure ya with the lore! Murder Suicide Real life exor…
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From Pat Sajak sellin’ tile to doing bumps at a Raiders game, this episode is full to bursting with fair to middling content! Sick kids - get your flu shot! Doin’ cocaine at the Raiders game iPad fiances on 90 Day Fiance Ask TCB! Finding your situationship on the dating apps… This is a slippery slope, babe! Bryan The Therapist has arrived Appointme…
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TCB is now proudly serving Bryan’s Nut Butt Beer! Yeah…don’t ask, just listen. A teacher with an Only Fans side gig The balloons are back Bryan doing “research” for TCB $5 FIB! There’s a whole language we don’t know! Audio Scavenger Hunt!!!!!!! We’re giving away $1000 Scammy texts The world’s hottest gummy bear Bryan vs Krissy, it’s a spray tan thr…
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Bears, Chicken, & Flava Flav...Oh My!
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We got bears in Pigeon Forge, sad chicken for Bryan, and Flava Flav singing the national anthem at an NBA game…we always keep it interesting here at TCB! Bryan’s Father-in-Law is “Ay, Bryan”-ing again Gettin’ shocked Pigeon Forge Bears! Fool's gold! Bryans in charge of picking the restaurant… A life size Paula Deen cut out Ah, the old “meat n four”…
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Bryan gives the green light to the fourth weekly episode! No asked for it, it's coming anyway!
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Looking for a quick fix? Just uncover those baseboards and slather them in oil...pee...dog pee...? Bryan & Krissy cover celebrity memoirs, parental expectations, and, of course, Extreme Cheapskates. Happy day (or a few) after Halloween! Stealthy kids Prove it! Justin Timberlake turned off comments bc of Britney’s memoir Should Will Smith turn off h…
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You've heard of girl math, you've heard of boy math, but have you heard of Gyoza Math? Bryan hadn't either... It’s not actually Halloween it’s November 1st lol Top costumes! Creed 3 came out this year, Bryan Krissy’s a costume girlie! Clown hobo costumes of yore Should Bryan & Astrid go as Frankie & his girlfriend Do you go to the bathroom in the d…
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Nobody wants to hear about your fucking podcast, but on that note, please download our podcast CREED Our computer is haunted by balloons Bryan loves to hate listen Krissy doesn’t want to be a cruiser Quentin Tarantino This is our halloween episode Things get freaky in the studio Announcing retirement…is it for real? Bryan, its Cilla not Celia Party…
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Oh how the turn tables...Frankie B is on the hunt to find out what women truly want. I am rectanguuuular… We’re now 4 days a week! Erectile dysfunction ads Half-Tail Hoadley Bryan & Krissy are on a chipmunk/squirrel rampage We’re always on empty at TCB The daughter of kurt cobain and son of tony hawk have married Celeb tequila Kurt Cobain Creep TCB…
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Bryan & Krissy cover all the hot new celebrity couples (shoutout to Petee & Kelsey, many blessings to you) and celebrity drama, and then we finally get our Ask Bryan's Mom segment!! Mempho! Pete Davidson and Kelsey Grammer Taylor Swift coverage has gone too far We dont want that kind of fame Sketchy pics Mystery cameras Jada...please stop Ask Bryan…
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Krissy is back (again), and we couldn't be more pleased! While STIs are not stigmatized as much these days, Bryan thinks bringing back dry humping could solve the STI problem (and premature ejaculation). We love Krissy!!! TCB news! You’re getting 4 episodes a week Papa Joe’s funeral Corey Feldman deep dive on the books A tender moment between Bryan…
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Krissy returns on Wed to TCB. In the meantime Bryan & Astrid step in the studio to bring the TCB Universe a special tuesday episode. they discuss Live Joe Jonas, Drunk Joe Jonas, Divorced Joe Jonas and plain old regualr Joe Jonas. Then a teacher in Missouri finds her pot of gold on OF. Finally, the couple review their preferred "terrible TV" choice…
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The Oft Requested: Frankie's Salon-Sui Success!
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As Bryan wraps up a long 2 week abcesnse by Krissy, he digs deep into the catalouge to bring back a fan favorite episode from early 2023. Frankie B's Salon-Sui business opportunity took the TCB audience by storm! For a cool $300K, you too can openk your own gold mine....A Salon-Sui gold mine! Frankie is going to shjow you the ropes as Bryan and Kri…
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Christina joins Bryan again, and they cover all manner of shocking and appalling subjects.Ultimately, it all comes down to this: don’t marry the up the butt girl (unless you want to then go off, slay, queen)! Bryan went to a Jonas Brothers concert RED DRESS! Sophie & Joe’s divorce French horn girls Cake by the ocean? Absolutely not Velvet Undergrou…
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Our girl Krissy is back and so is her glorious laugh! Bryan & Krissy cover Krissy's notes from last week, Bryan's love for Dua Lipa, and, of course, Theresa Caputo. We’re hoping Papa Joe can exact revenge on Theresa Caputo from beyond the grave Fact news or fiction! Krissy needs rose jail explained to her again Bryan is in an AI 90’s yearbook Chris…
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It's a special TCB day! Producer Christina takes you through the best of the week. We're talking modern dating, flaccid penises, and Travis & Tay. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Call 626.ASK.TCB3 and leave us a voicemail Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-T…
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It’s all about submission, repenting, and letting ME initiate for God’s sake! While Krissy is out, Bryan & Christina get into some backwards Christian beliefs, after all, someone has to tame our producer! Being single can be Certified Bad We are wishing iconic Papa Joe well <3 Ariana Grande’s baby voice Bryan’s definitely not crying over a Celine D…
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While Krissy is out of studio, Astrid joins Bryan for some Swiftie discourse & a shot at the newlywed game (many years on...) Astrid joins Bryan for an episode! She took a 90 Day Fiance shortcut Bryan is gonna get the swifties after him Taylor & Travis? What makes a real Swiftie The Newlywed Game, with Astrid & Bryan! Astrid has never smoked a ciga…
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A Thursday Episode?? Yes, it's a special extra episode of The Commercial Break. On this bonus episode of "TCB Can" Bryan and Krissy discuss the Cheese Martini craze and review an infomercial helping the boys with thier "floppy disks"! This "Commercial Break Can" episode comes from unreleased material via Season 3!…
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All The Dating Apps, All The Dating Happs!
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Krissy is taking some time off to be with family. But Christina joins Bryan in studio to discuss dating in 2023! Stay tuned for more unreleased content from "The TCB Can". Krissy will be back soon....she did not run away Bryan dispells some of the rumors around the show It is Christina's birthday! Christina gets a good deal on a locksmith Getting l…
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While Krissy is still out of studio, let's revisit a fan fave...Theresa goes piggyfronting! What happens when Theresa Caputo is fucking her husband and a ghost shows up? When the ghost joins in...that's called piggyfronting! Join Bryan & Krissy as they get back into their "thing" with Theresa Caputo. Bryan briefly attempts to discuss microchips & C…
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We’ve got a little mix and match action for you today! Bryan & Producer Christina have chopped up a few secret episodes and put them together for you while Krissy is on vacation. Shop in the mornings if you hate people Standing up or falling down? Leave Bryan alone! Baby Dante, for Pampers Gas Station Girl Baboon face damage John Anthony & his Budd…
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These days you can't just ask your congregants for money, you have to do it under the guise that God wants you to be richer than them! It's called creativity, people. 90 Day Fiance Oops! Bryan said transsexual but he means transgender “Trust me” Dive bars! An outhouse with a bar TCBCon Who would you dress up as? Bryan can’t rejoin the restaurant in…
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Absolutely nobody asked Wild Bill to pronounce himself a professor in poop, the king of scat, the #1 scat-ologist in the United States...but here we are...and Bryan & Krissy are here to guide us through it. Mempho & Jim James Graceland Fluffernutter Cracker Barrel and Olive Garden DRAMA Bryan’s son is a big boy! He knows all about the rodecaster We…
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Why-a you stealing all those chickens?! From cornhole to Mountain Monsters, Bryan & Krissy "stay ready" for anything. Get yer nuts here! Professional cornhole Footgolf? The drama of having children Becoming your parents Redocaster reset Krissy’s dad is getting on facebook Bryans tiktok troubles How is it already october? No better time for Mountain…
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We do what we must to save a buck, but how far would you go? Bryan & Krissy reminisce on their crappy car days and check in on some extreme cheapskates. $700 Snow Crab Expense it! Perks of the radio station Bryan’s honda with no hood Naked Attraction is now on Max! Extreme Cheapskates…Best Of 7 moves in 8 years Only eat non perishables She likes he…
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Honk if you want to get your tailpipe dirty! HONK! HONK! Bryan & Krissy revisit an old friend of theirs...the guy who's in love with his car. Some new reviews We were compromised? An Italian boob massage Happy feet Leave your jeans ON Sketchy massage parlors Puriteens Everyone thank their lucky stars that Bryan & Krissy aren’t on the dating scene N…
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Men, if you want to go to the gym, you better follow Frankie’s rules or risk becoming a Total Creepout! Welcome Back, Kotter John Travolta Don’t say the S word! Anticipatory rejection anxiety disorder Bryan blames Radiohead He’s with Moon Taxi! Frankie B is back Bryan did NOT get an erection during his massage today Frankie’s intro… So many rings s…
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Choose your adventure: every time you get in the car, A) The Lion & The Lamb plays or B) that U2 album pre-downloaded on every iphone ever made plays. Late night tv drama Miserable highly paid people Mo’ money mo’ problems Car play The lion and the lamb We start what we finish Fred Willard & Obsessed Obsessed with peter pan They’re looking up his t…
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Bailey's, Bud Lights, and Bad Decisions...that's what we're all about here at TCB. Bryan & Krissy open up a very messy Ask TCB. Hillbilly Horror Stories! Fakey B the pervert Bryans former speech impediment Ask TCB! We can't speak about $c!ent0l0gy In the words of patron saint Nicki Minaj, these bitches is messsssssy! My best friend is my new mom Ho…
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Well, ladies & gents, now we know why this man has never had a girlfriend... Bryan & Krissy finish off the week with the rest of the Love Me documentary. Execs taking private jets to work A helicopter glasses saga We’ve reviewed the same video twice…oops Wayne Dyer Just stay in the port-a-potty! Love Me She’s in America Hoedown throwdown Travel kil…
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There's heartbreak, engagements, golden roses, and black-haired women as Bryan & Krissy watch more of the Love Me documentary. Bama rush Bryan’s one and only sorority date party experience Should Bryan & Krissy do an improv class? We’re changing our format Russian mail order brides A Foreign Affair A little younger than his target age… U crane A go…
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Love me, love me, say that you love me...and also please give me lots of money pleeeeeease! Krissy & Jeff got roped into 90 day fiance Gogglebox Nothing’s fair! The Atlanta-Barcelona diarrhea flight Brown Barcelona Dump Matthews Band Disneyland Paris International looooooove The mail order bride business Love Me A bunch of middle aged white guys…no…
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Who needs legitimate real estate training? Just head to your local Holiday Inn for a seminar given by a rando! You, too, can scam Anywhere, USA! Ghost pepper wings challenged Paqui One Chip Challenge Can you die from spice? Almond milk and sushi Heehee! We love Paul Real Estate Seminar Scammers Those who can’t, teach Cash Flow Generator! Who hot wh…
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