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We’ve all had wardrobe malfunctions – moments when our clothes badly let us down. Susannah Constantine has had many. Like the time her dress straps snapped during a Windsor Castle supper, releasing her breasts into the soup. Clothes and how they define us have fascinated Susannah for years – and were famously explored in her seminal 'What Not To Wear' TV series and bestselling books. Now, she returns to her first and true love in 'My Wardrobe Malfunction', a revealing podcast about our relat ...
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S6 Ep4: Jay Blades and his repair shock - part 2
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In part two of mywardmal with Jay Blades, he and Susannah discuss sun tan lotion, teddy bears and milkshakes... You can find Jay on his website jayand.co and on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. Jay's autobiography, 'Making It', is out in May. Pre-order it here. Thanks to our restorative house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order 'Gig …
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This week's special guest is modern furniture restorer, upcycler, eco designer and presenter on ‘The Repair Shop’, ‘Money for Nothing’ and now ‘Jay and Dom's Home Fix’ – it’s Jay Blades! He and Susannah talk ironing, mini-trunks and difficult schooldays. This is a two-parter - come back on Sunday to hear Jay's comfort blanket, birthday suit and rip…
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S6 Ep3: Dame Sheila Hancock and her Salvation revelation
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Today’s special guest is the legendary actress and author Dame Sheila Hancock in her first ever podcast! She and Susannah discuss paintings, barristers' wigs and bag ladies... Sheila can be seen next in Unforgotten which starts on ITV on Monday 22 February at 9pm and Great Canal Journeys on Channel 4 on Monday 8 March. Thanks to our spellbinding ho…
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S6 Ep2: Kate Thornton and her cheque mate
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Today’s special guest is journalist, presenter, podcaster and now jewellery designer Kate Thornton! She and Susannah discuss hovercrafts, X-Factor and Kate reveals arguably our greatest wardrobe malfunction yet… Find Kate on Instagram, Twitter, on her White Wine Question Time podcast and buy her new KTxBibi jewellery range here. Thanks to our aston…
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S6 Ep1: Jane Seymour and her arresting entrance
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Today’s special guest, and the first of season six, is the iconic and award-winning actress Jane Seymour! She and Susannah discuss flat feet, painted scarves and dented cars… Find Jane at janeseymour.com and on Facebook and Instagram and her Open Hearts Foundation here. Thanks to our fabulous house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com, order…
My Wardrobe doors are reopening on Thursday for season six - with eight more fantastic guests! If you haven't already, please subscribe and pass it on. Thanks - and more soon! We’d also love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywa…
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mywardmalfun - the bits that made us smile, laugh, spit out our tea...
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To cheer us up, we've compiled our favourite moments from the 40 episodes so far, with appearances from all 39 guests (and a double dose from the one who appeared twice). Hope it helps lift your spirits too! We'll be back with a brand new season next month. Thanks to all our amazing guests and to our ever faithful house band ‘duo’. Find them at duo…
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S5 Ep8: Trinny Woodall and her Christmas bauble
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She's back! For our Christmas Eve episode and season five finale, Susannah is joined by BFF Trinny! They discuss best meals, worst gifts and scullery maids... Trinny's first mywardmal appearance was S1 Ep5. Find and follow her at trinnylondon.com or on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook or YouTube. Thanks to our shimmering house band ‘duo’. Find them at …
As our season finale falls on Christmas Eve, it's time to invite a very special friend back into My Wardrobe... Hear the full chat from Thursday. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Today's special guest is best-selling author and screenwriter William Boyd! He and Susannah talk button down shirts, Bond and Bavarian jackets... William's new novel, 'Trio', is out now. Find and follow him at williamboyd.co.uk and on Instagram, Facebook and YouTube. Thanks to our glittering house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com and ord…
Today's special guest is NHS doctor, BAFTA award-winning TV presenter, bestselling author, Strictly dancer, charity ambassador and now children’s book writer Dr Ranj Singh! He and Susannah talk real life superheroes, wedding suits - and have a onesie off... Find and follow Dr Ranj on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook and buy his new book, 'A Superher…
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S5 Ep5: Gail Porter and her scratchy labels
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Today's special guest is presenter, writer, speaker and karate black belt Gail Porter! She and Susannah discuss cuddles, baldness and missing shoes... Find and follow Gail on her website gailporter.co.uk, Twitter and Instagram and watch her BAFTA-nominated documentary 'Being Gail Porter' here. Thanks to our majestic house band ‘duo’. Find them at d…
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S5 Ep4: CeeLo Green and his matching luggage
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Today’s special guest is the inimitable singer/songwriter and soul legend CeeLo Green! He and Susannah discuss mothers, jogging suits and being 'peculiar'… CeeLo's new album, 'CeeLo Green is Thomas Callaway', is out now. Click here to listen to it. Find and follow CeeLo on his website ceelogreen.com and on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and …
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S5 Ep3: Nadine Coyle and her robotic foil
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Today’s special guest is singer/songwriter and former member of Girls Aloud: Nadine Coyle! She and Susannah discuss stage falls, replica Barbies and toothbrush grouting… Find and follow Nadine on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube. Thanks to our mellifluous house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com and order their new album here. And,…
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S5 Ep2: Jeremy Vine and his shirty inferno
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Today’s special guest is broadcasting legend, proud cyclist and former member of the country’s most unfashionable punk band Jeremy Vine! He and Susannah discuss everything from hipsters to ratchets - and Jeremy reveals a fashion faux pas that even his wife didn’t know (until now)… Jeremy’s new novel, The Diver And The Lover, is out now. Order it he…
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S5 Ep1: Alexandra Shulman and her mirror horror
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Welcome to series five! Today's special guest is journalist, author and former Editor-in-Chief of British Vogue Alexandra Shulman! She and Susannah discuss happy pants, teenagers and awkward Hollywood encounters... Alexandra's new book 'Clothes...and other things that matter' is out now. Click here to buy a copy. You can also find her on Instagram …
My Wardrobe doors are reopening with a brand new group of glorious guests! Two episodes will drop this week and then we'll be back every Thursday up until Christmas - with a couple of extra treats in store. Please subscribe to this feed as everything will be here from now on. We’d also love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us …
Today's special guest is superstar saxophonist and BBC presenter/podcaster Jess Gillam! She and Susannah discuss virtual orchestras, collapsing jaws and stylish dads... We're taking a short break but back with some fab new guests very soon! Jess's chart-topping new album, TIME, is out now. Click here to get hold of it. You can find her at jessgilla…
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S4 Ep 7: Dan Snow and his Indiana Jones hat
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Today's special guest is superstar historian, creator of History Hit TV and host of the HistoryHit podcast Dan Snow! He and Susannah discuss teenage angst, the Artful Dodger and pirate captain chic... Try a free trial of History Hit TV Channel here. You can find Dan on Instagram and Twitter @thehistoryguy. Thanks to our celebrated house band ‘duo’.…
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S4 Ep6: Andrea McLean and her PVC palaver
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Today's special guest is broadcaster, author, CEO and one of the Loose Women Andrea McLean! She and Susannah discuss carnivals, crying and a breakfast TV calamity... Andrea's new book, This Girl Is On Fire, is out now and available to order at thisgirlisonfire.com. You can also find her on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. Thanks to our scorching ho…
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S4 Ep5: James McVey and his sleeveless surrender
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Today's special guest is James McVey, lead guitarist and elder statesman of The Vamps! He and Susannah talk tattoos, body image and themed weddings... Speaking of weddings, listen to The Vamps' new single Married In Vegas here. Their new album, Cherry Blossom, is out on October 16. Find James on Instagram and Twitter. Find The Vamps at the vamps.ne…
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S4 Ep4: Francesca Hayward and her revealing Rhapsody
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This week's special guest is principal dancer of The Royal Ballet, actress and fashion fanatic Francesca Hayward! She and Susannah talk costumes, kimonos - and cobblers... Find Francesca on Instagram @frankiegoestohayward. Thanks to our magnificent house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com and order their new album here. And, of course, hug…
Today's special guest is one of Susannah's dearest friends, the legendary singer Lulu! Among many other things, they discuss 'posh girls' hair', Lulu's most horrifying experience on stage and David Bowie's thighs... Find Lulu at luluofficial.com and on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube. Thanks to our superb house band ‘duo’. Find them at duo…
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S4 Ep2: Nicola Benedetti and her sliding strap
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Today's special guest is the exquisitely talented Nicola Benedetti, violinist and founder of the Benedetti Foundation. She and Susannah discuss audience-free Proms, headache-inducing shopping - and not one but two major clothing calamities... Find out more about the Benedetti Foundation at benedettifoundation.org and listen to Nicola's new Elgar al…
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S4 Ep1: Reverend Richard Coles and his flying chalice
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Today's special guest is the truly one-of-a-kind cleric, broadcaster and former Communard Reverend Richard Coles! He and Susannah discuss dance delusions, egos, sandals, grief - and swap their favourite building site jeers. Find Rev Coles on his website at richardcoles.com and on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Thanks to our transcendent house ban…
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S3 Ep8: Sarah Parish and her denim disaster
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Our latest special guest is the fabulous actress, 'fishwife' and charity founder Sarah Parish. She and Susannah discuss BBC meetings, The Murray Parish Trust fundraising, embracing navy and shrinking underwear... Find The Murray Parish Trust at themurrayparishtrust.com and on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. And find Sarah on Twitter and Instagram.…
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S3 Ep7: Ruth Davidson and her emergency panel
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This week's special guest is the fabulous MSP, author, columnist and 'crisp fetishist' Ruth Davidson! She and Susannah discuss block colours, monobrows, university, coming out, confidence, insecurities - and even (briefly) Kim Jong-un... Find Ruth on her website here and on Twitter. Thanks to our splendid house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmus…
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S3 Ep6: Katie Piper and her overnight frock
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Today's special guest is the remarkable Katie Piper - author, presenter, campaigner, podcaster, model, new Songs of Praise presenter and founder of the Katie Piper Foundation. It was launched in 2009, a year after Katie was brutally attacked, sustaining life-changing injuries. She and Susannah discuss how clothes played a vital role in her recovery…
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S3 Ep5: Jake Shears and his squidged ball
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Episode 13 is a very special one. Recorded in September 2019, Jake Shears (singer, author, Scissor Sisters frontman and one of Susannah's best friends) talks wet T-shirts, panic attacks and, er, 'hammocks'... Warning: the language and content are even more graphic than usual (if that's possible). Find Jake on his website at jakeshears.com and on In…
This week's special guest is the mighty Skin, lead singer and songwriter of Skunk Anansie and one of Susannah's dearest friends. The pair discuss school uniform, singing with Pavarotti and wearing a duck suit... Skin's new memoir, 'It Takes Blood And Guts', is out on 24 September. Order it here. Find Skin at skinmusic.net, Instagram, Twitter and Fa…
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S3 Ep3: Georgia Toffolo and her splitting sleeves
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This time our special guest is Queen of the Jungle, broadcaster, author and ray of joy Georgia 'Toff' Toffolo! She and Susannah discuss doggy DNA, 'granny chic' and naughty fiction... Pre-order Toff's new novel, Meet Me In London, here. Find Toff on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube. Thanks to our magnificent house band ‘duo’. Find them at d…
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S3 Ep2: Christopher Biggins and his teenage kaftan
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Today's special guest is King of the Jungle, Grand Dame of Panto and all-round legend Christopher Biggins! He and Susannah discuss straw hats, duvet jackets and channelling Emperor Nero... Find Biggins on Twitter and Instagram. Thanks to our superb house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! …
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S3 Ep1: Steph McGovern and her gaffer tape dress
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In the first episode of season three (or ep 9 of the Zoom batch, we can't decide which), Susannah is joined by journalist, presenter, former engineer and retired Irish dancer Steph McGovern! They discuss everything from new babies and 'the lipstick effect' to borrowed jump suits and Donald Trump chat up lines... Find Steph on Twitter @stephlunch. H…
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S2 Ep8: Ashley Roberts and her swirling microphone
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In our eighth episode (and what we're calling the official end of season two, even though season three begins in about two days), Susannah is joined by Ashley Roberts - singer, actress, presenter, host and one fifth of the Pussycat Dolls! She tells Susannah about her love of Goldie Hawn, UK street style and TikTok... Find Ashley on Instagram, Twitt…
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S2 Ep7: Deborah Meaden and her hidden jodhpurs
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In our seventh episode, Susannah is joined by successful entrepreneur and formidable Dragons' Den investor Deborah Meaden. They discuss the joy of stepping out of your comfort zone, the pain of early mornings and the perils of satin harem pants... Find Deborah on Twitter, Facebook and on her website at deborahmeaden.com. Thanks to our magnificent h…
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S2 Ep6: Anton Du Beke and his tailcoat trauma
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In our sixth episode, the dream team is back! Susannah chats to Strictly legend, author and fitness guru Anton Du Beke about wafers, hair transplants, hand made curtains - and eventually they get round to talking clothes... Find Anton on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and on his website at antondubeke.tv. Thanks to our stupendous house band …
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S2 Ep5: Dame Zandra Rhodes and her magical shawl
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In our fifth episode, Susannah meets one of her true icons, the irrepressible fashion designer Dame Zandra Rhodes. The pair discuss giant jewellery, dressing Freddie Mercury and lockdown hair dye tips... Find Dame Zandra on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook and on her website at zandrarhodes.com Thanks to our marvellous house band ‘duo’. Find them at…
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S2 Ep4: Daisy May Cooper and her shredded bin bags
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Our fourth episode is with Daisy May Cooper, BAFTA-winning actress and co-writer of This Country. She and Susannah discuss nightmare weddings, whispering Dragons and dead woodlice… Find Daisy on Instagram @daisymaycooper. Thanks to our thrilling house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If …
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S2 Ep3: Michael Simkins and his sweating lion
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Our third episode is with actor, author and all-round legend Michael Simkins! Find Michael on Twitter @michael_simkins. And here's a link to Michael's performance in Stephen Sonheim's 'Company' discussed in the interview. Thanks to our heavenly house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If y…
Our second episode is with actress, model, businesswoman and one of Susannah's best friends Donna Air! Find Donna on Instagram and Twitter @donnaair. Thanks to our marvellous house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like the episode, please give us a five-star rating and review. Fin…
We're back! And our first new episode is with award-winning food author, clothing connoisseur and MasterChef Australia judge Matt Preston! Find Matt on Instagram and Twitter @mattscravat. Thanks to our glorious house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like the episode, please give u…
Head right here to see chats (so far) with Steph McGovern, Ashley Roberts, Deborah Meaden, Anton Du Beke, Dame Zandra Rhodes, Daisy May Cooper, Michael Simkins, Donna Air and Matt Preston. Plus more than a dozen Virtual Pyjama Party guests! You can also keep up to date with our ramblings on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. And, of course, please ke…
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S1 Ep8: Stacey Dooley and her shivering skirt
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Find Stacey on Instagram and Twitter and get hold of her book ‘On the Front Line with the Women Who Fight Back’ in all good bookstores. Thanks to our marvellous house band ‘duo’. Find them on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and on their website. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like the episode, please give us a five-star ratin…
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S1 Ep7: Dame Kristin Scott Thomas and her competitive corset
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Find Dame Kristin on Instagram and see Military Wives in UK cinemas nationwide from March 6. Thanks to our heavenly house band ‘duo’. Find them on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and on their website. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like the episode, please give us a five-star rating and review. Finally, we’d love to hear abou…
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S1 Ep6: Joe Sugg and his supermarket ID check
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Find Joe on YouTube, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and book tickets for Joe and Dianne’s Live UK Tour in March and April 2020 here. Thanks to our terrific house band ‘duo’. Find them on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and on their website. And book tickets for their London gig on 16 March 2020 here. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If …
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S1 Ep5: Trinny Woodall and her pink suit farce
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Find Trinny on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and on Trinny London’s website. Thanks to our stupendous house band ‘duo’. Find them on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and on their website. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like the episode, please give us a five-star rating and review. Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe…
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S1 Ep4: Nile Rodgers and his priceless dog chains
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Find Nile on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and on his website. Thanks to our tremendous house band ‘duo’. Find them on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and on their website. Thanks to the extraordinary Andy Ward who illustrated the ‘Nile Rodgers Abbey Road Sketchbook’ which you’ll see on our social channels. Find Andy on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and…
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S1 Ep3: Elizabeth Hurley and her stolen car
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Find Elizabeth on Instagram, Twitter and on her website. Thanks to our sparkling house band ‘duo’. Find them on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and on their website. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like the episode, please give us a five-star rating and review. Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Pleas…
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S1 Ep2: Tan France and his wedding day sacrifice
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Find Tan on Instagram, Twitter and YouTube. Thanks to our sparkling house band ‘duo’. Find them on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and on their website. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like the episode, please give us a five-star rating and review. Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at…
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S1 Ep1: Michelle Visage and her Strictly secret
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Find Michelle on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and on her website. Thanks to our wonderful house band ‘duo’. Find them on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and on their website. Thanks to Joss Search for the use of their venue. And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like the episode, please give us a five-star rating and review. Finally…
