The Radioactive Rant podcast with Mark Reynolds & Tom Swain is a popular comedy and ranting podcast that has the guts to say out loud what virtually everyone else is thinking. Dedicated to mocking the upside-down world we're all trapped in, join Mark and Tom as they discuss and react to a wide variety of topics, including the entertainment industry, social issues, culture and politics with tons of listener input. Text message anytime: 202.670.8497
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Mark Reynolds and Tom Swain talk about the movie, media and entertainment industries, focusing on several original screenplays and the challenges of getting a film produced in Hollywood with a few fart jokes peppered in... Okay, fine... It's pretty much all fart jokes.
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom think Karen Read should be jailed no matter what the verdict. Listen to a less than smart Governor’s diarrhea of the mouth daughter. Dems triple-down on bringing back a wife abusing gang banger to the United States. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener sl…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom mock a self-absorbed, ditzy pop singer who flies high (in more ways than one), and later, they try to figure out why anyone would seek-out a website that sucks so hard. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener belittles Sydney Sweeney), Listener Rant and more…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom find it staggering how a particular podcast ever became one of the most popular podcasts ever. Kamala Harris (for some reason) speaks. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener disses Bobby Flay), Listener Rant and more. TEXT MESSAGE the Radioactive Rant podca…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom are puzzled how both NPR and PBS continue to be funded by taxpayer dollars. A stupid congresswoman says stupid stuff. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener pisses on Rob Gronkowski), Listener Rant and more. TEXT MESSAGE the Radioactive Rant podcast anytime…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom try to grasp why anyone with any sense whatsoever would vandalize an American made vehicle or an American business for political reasons and also why low-tier celebrities are encouraging it. A ridiculous elected official makes a fool of herself… again. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV …
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom wonder why local district judges are allowed to run the country. Bernie Sanders and Sandy Cortez form a band. Rosie O’Donnell leaves the US and no one cares. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener is done with Jon Stewart), Listener Rant and more. TEXT MESS…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom cringe after watching a video of a few congresswomen getting ready to rumble. Democrats actually believe foul language is the answer to all of their problems. The Trump stand-up comedy tour continues. Two MSNBC hosts prove just how out of touch they truly are while the Boston mayor proves she is not…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom are ecstatic that Alec Baldwin and his wife Hilaria got trashed for their ridiculously ridiculous reality TV show. Volodymyr Zelenskyy has his hand out again... but wait. Dems show their true colors during a presidential address to a joint session of congress. More Elon Musk bashing from morons with…
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Trump Offers Alec Baldwin A Pardon! | Ep. 181
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31:56On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom praise a gifted comedian with a unique hairstyle who heckles Alec Baldwin and Robert De Niro. The Governor of Maine makes a fool of herself. Another fool, joyless Joy Reid is out. President Trump has fun at CPAC. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener criti…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom mock Sheryl Crow for a ridiculous stunt she clearly didn’t think out. Protesters attempt to sing, but it truly does not work out. Sandy Cortez does yet another stupid thing. President Trump rides around a racetrack while being blamed for plane crashes. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV …
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom wonder why Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni are getting so much press, and they also wonder who the hell they actually are. Nancy Pelosi is a deflecting old hag. Angel Moms stand up to Selena Gomez. Another head scratcher from “The View” and an imbecile posing as a comedian makes an ass of himself. A…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom play audio of some really angry congress people. Yikes! The new White House press secretary is labeled a 10 by a few hags. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener is tired of Drew Barrymore), Listener Rant and more. TEXT MESSAGE the Radioactive Rant podcast …
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom are not impressed with an over-the-top social media performance by Selena Gomez. An ESPN host states the obvious, while other hosts on a daytime TV talk show are obviously oblivious. Get ready for another boring Super Bowl. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a lis…
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Pardon Me... Hell. Pardon Everyone! | Ep. 176
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27:37On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom go back in time four years to relive extraordinary hypocrisy. The inauguration of President Donald Trump is discussed. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener is not fond of Mila Kunis), Listener Rant and more. TEXT MESSAGE the Radioactive Rant podcast anyti…
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Justine Bateman Has A Big Brain | Ep. 175
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32:33On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom praise Justine Bateman for saying out loud what most in her world will not. Can Joe Biden speak and appear even dumber than usual? Yep. Hear him on his ridiculous “farewell tour” and Atlantic City hosts a national cheerleading competition. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celeb…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom slam Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, two extraordinarily tone deaf, pretentious, elite imbeciles. The Los Angeles mayor is a moron. The Golden Globes were remarkably different. Two Fox News Channel idiots get engaged. A New Orleans police official has no business being a police official. Also, text …
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom return after a brief absence and remember a past President who recently passed away. A former CNN host runs his mouth without thinking. Shocker. Luigi Mangione gets captured. The Democrats really know how to party. Listeners weigh-in on a creepy television commercial. A scumbag killer is hailed as a…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom still can’t believe a greasy idiot continues to be a nominee for an important cabinet position. Two out-of-touch actors and a former President have a few comments about the recent election. The DNC has a "star-studded" bench ready to take the White House in 2028. Also, text messages from listeners, …
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom wonder why anyone would have their entire arm and other body parts completely covered in ink. Hear a cringy TV ad. A few comments are made about a live police television show. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener rags on Seth Rogan), Listener Rant and mor…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom dish about how two cable news channel hosts sell-out big time, while another cable news channel endorses an unqualified cabinet member nominee. Hear listener messages about what NOT to be thankful for, just in time to Thanksgiving. An idiot from the University of Oregon is pissed. Also, text message…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom mock a late night talk show host for having zero self respect or backbone. Hear the idiots on “The View” pontificate. Some of Trump’s cabinet picks seem iffy. Will Ferrell makes an ass of himself. More Sandy Cortez nonsense. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a li…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom breathe a deep, deep, DEEP sigh of relief that the clearly inept Kamala Harris was not allowed to stay in The White House, even though she’s not done fighting? Howard Stern isn’t a fan of his audience. Well, a lot of them. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a list…
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You Are GARBAGE And Don’t You Forget It! | Ep. 167
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23:19On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom play audio of the dickless President, Joe Biden, saying out loud what he thinks many American citizens truly are in his eyes. Sandy Cortez and Tim Walz make coming off like a couple of idiots appear rather easy. And remembering actress Teri Garr. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom mock the media for saying that a campaign event for Donald Trump was staged. Duh… ya think?! The Vice Presidential candidates get a side-by-side comparison. Kamala Harris squawks her way through campaign speeches. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener atta…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom make fun of two of the phoniest morons in Hollywood. More Kamala Harris fun. The miserable hosts on “The View” become even more hateful (if that’s possible). Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener bad-mouths Megyn Kelly), Listener Rant and more. TEXT MESSAG…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom return after taking a couple weeks off with a short episode and mock three out of touch has-beens, Barack Obama, Bruce Springsteen and Terry Bradshaw. Listen for a regular length show on episode 165. TEXT MESSAGE the Radioactive Rant podcast anytime to send us a note, or tell us about a celebrity yo…
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The Oprah Winfrey Propaganda Show | Ep. 163
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35:03On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom try to make sense of a television (or streaming, or whatever) interview featuring a loudmouthed host, a rambling presidential candidate, faker than fake celebrities and somewhat confused audience members. How does one get past hating an actor’s narrow minded political views, but loving what they do …
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom celebrate the fall of the reprehensible hip-hop mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs. Yay. Donald Trump has another attempt on his life. Could it be because of the media and politicians relentlessly labeling him as a threat and a danger to the world? Hear Kamala Harris try to speak intelligently. A star quarter…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom ridicule imbeciles who switch-up their accent depending on what city they happen to be in. A beloved TV show in the 90s does not hold-up today. A pioneer of television gets a spotlight shined on his career. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener detests Tra…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom rail on another fool trying to be cool on social media. It’s a hard fail. Shocker. A TV host gets hosed. One more round of bad on-air radio “personalities”. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener is repelled by Laura Ingraham), Listener Rant and more. TEXT …
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom wonder why Sean Combs hasn’t been indicted. RFK Junior’s wife gets hammered by an actor nobody gives a crap about. Breakdancing Queen Raygun is on her way to becoming yet another unworthy online superstar. The bashing of radio deejays, as well as other podcasts continues. Also, text messages from li…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom mock an idiotic breakdancer, Tom Brady, a Presidential candidate, slip in pants and a few so-called radio deejays. However, a legendary 70s radio guru gets a well deserved salute. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener greatly dislikes Ellen DeGeneres), Lis…
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Obey Orders And Bow To Your New Leader | Ep. 157
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30:19On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom desperately try to find just one reason (just one) to elect a gravely flawed politician to the office of the President of the United States. Awful people use “vocal fry” when speaking to get their typically stupid points across with supposed conviction. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom discuss the dozens of online fundraisers that have popped up in support of Kamala Harris and how utterly stupid most of them are. A favorite podcast gets a spotlight blasted in its face… again. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener bags on Gavin Newsom), L…
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Christina Applegate Bikini Grooming | Ep. 155
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28:29On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom mock “National Night Out”, as well as make total fun of people (especially politicians) who obsess over Donald Trump almost 24/7. It’s funny… and very sad… but mostly funny. Christina Applegate co-hosts a podcast with a message. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (…
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The Coronation Of Kamala Harris… God Help Us | Ep. 154
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31:54On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom discuss Joe Biden dropping out of the presidential race and Kamala Harris dropping in. More over-the-top hatred gushes out of politicians and the media just days after they said they were not going to do that. The Vice President (soon to be President) takes part in an off-putting, fake FaceTime chat…
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Michael Moore Finally Makes Sense | Ep. 153
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36:18On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom talk about the bogus lowering of the temperature talk in the wake of an assignation attempt on a former President, Donald Trump. Michael Moore has a moment of clarity. Hear Jill Biden at her cringy worst. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener critiques Ben…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, it’s a political extravaganza as Mark and Tom chime in on the attempted assassination of Donald Trump, as well as the already beat into the ground Biden-Trump Presidential debate. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener rails against DJ Pauly D), Listener Rant and more. …
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom wonder why both Joy Reid and Joy Behar are so miserable... and clueless too. The insignificant Jack Black unsurprisingly makes an ass of himself. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener is not fond of Jaime Fox), Listener Rant and more. TEXT MESSAGE the Radi…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom rethink their dislike of Tom Brady and salute his Patriots Hall of Fame speech. More AOC nonsense. Another so-called, washed-out celebrity podcast gets bashed and Mark and Tom get bashed by listeners themselves, so… Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener sl…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom blast Amazon Prime for placing ads in their TV shows. Hunter Biden is not, not guilty. Vanna White says a teary goodbye. Hear audio from a disturbing television commercial. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener disapproves of Giada De Laurentiis), Listener…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom make fun of anyone who thinks they need a separate chamber in their underwear for their testicles. A discussion on why Alec Baldwin should be the only one who thinks a reality show about his family is a good idea. Hear Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene dis a mad scientist. A new TV series gets panned. Als…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom play catch-up from being away for a couple of weeks and they have a laundry list of things to rant about, including Atlantic City, P. Diddy, Dax Shepard, Kevin Spacey, Tom Brady, Joe Biden, Robert De Niro and members of Congress. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant …
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On this Radioactive Rant best of, Mark and Tom revisit past episodes where they discuss mostly idiotic famous people, including dimwit, Olivia Rodrigo, out of touch, Sly Stallone and all-around douchebag, Guy Fieri… TEXT MESSAGE the Radioactive Rant podcast anytime to send us a note, or tell us about a celebrity you can't stand for the CELEBRITY RA…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom criticize privileged actors Kristen Bell and her stupid hubby, Dax Sheppard, who appear in a hard to swallow television commercial. Michael Moore should shut his big, fat, ugly, stupid, gross mouth. Tom has a gripe on the state of today’s music. A couple of cackling hens pose as genuine people. Also…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom play audio from a YouTuber they actually approve of. Tom Brady gets roasted. Another “popular” podcast gets an examination. A follow-up on President Biden’s teleprompter “whoopsie”. Which one? Listen and find out. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener ain’…
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Icky Vodka, Teleprompter Fails and Stale Shock Jocks | Ep. 143
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30:54On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom wonder what’s appealing about flavored booze. Joe Biden literally reads out-loud whatever is put in front of his face and Howard Stern interviews him. Nicole Wallace from MSNBC is self-absorbed. Duh. Steven Spielberg attempts to bring E. T. back. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia…
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Columbia University Free-For-All | Ep. 142
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30:59On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom comment on the continuous disruptions from agitators that are permitted on a college campus. Doubts are shed about an “LA Law” actor who supposedly helped a lost child find her mother. Just how “sharp” is Joe Biden? Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener la…
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Katie Couric Thinks You’re Stupid | Ep. 141
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26:30On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom discover just how big of a douchebag supposed journalist Katie Couric actually is. Ryan Seacrest can suck it. RR listeners weigh in on previous comments made about the language barrier in America. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener speaks ill of singer/…
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On this episode of Radioactive Rant, Mark and Tom talk about items considered embarrassing to purchase at a grocery or drug store. Was the total solar eclipse actually that big of a deal? Even more celebrity podcast bashing. Also, text messages from listeners, classic TV trivia, Celebrity Rant (a listener bad mouths Will Ferrel), Listener Rant and …
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