K and Rob try to out-spiderwalk the oncoming storm. Today's WikiHow article: 3 Ways to Greet Someone Listen to learn all about Home Improvement, lo-fi Avengers, film history, Toronto weather patterns, and more. How to Not is a comedy podcast where K Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Fol…

K and Rob dive into an article NOT READY FOR THE PUBLIC Today's WikiHow article: How to Attract a Skater How to Not is a comedy podcast where K Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Follow on Twitter and suggest a WikiHow article: @howtonotshow WikiHow Randomizer button: CLICK…

K and Rob whisper words in italics. Today's WikiHow article: How to Improve Your Friendships Listen to learn all about Thomas Cruise, Old People Tinder, secondary locations, mid-2000's social media, clothes jokes, and not putting things in your mouth. How to Not is a comedy podcast where K Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to l…

K and Rob's baby gets demonetized. Today's WikiHow article: How to React to an Ugly Baby Listen to learn all about canes, beefs with God, tape noises, smashing like buttons, closer cookies, curses, compliment catchphrases, and maybe other 'C' words? But not that one. How to Not is a comedy podcast where K Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-…

K and Rob uncover an anti-meme conspiracy. Listen to learn all about laugh jazz, how adage + proverb = adverb, grammatical laughter, job interviewer etiquette, and our T-shirt machine. Today's WikiHow article: How to Fake Laugh How to Not is a comedy podcast where K Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal,…

K and Rob reveal their exciting new religion. Listen to learn all about K's eyepatch, Tomorrowland, the Illuminati film club, paragons of averageness, the ghost of Ayn Rand, Michael Phelps versus a CGI shark, rules of fashion, posture, and more. Today's WikiHow article: How to Be Unforgettable How to Not is a comedy podcast where K Alexander and Ro…

K and Rob are reader-approved. Listen to learn all about K's music college, diva Daniel Radcliffe, self-helping bots, Sophia the Terminator, extra uses for pens, imitating your dog to make friends, lounge chair insides, selfie technique, Oprah's self-esteem lessons, and more. Today's WikiHow article: 3 Ways to Have a Pleasant Facial Expression How …

K and Rob get terse. Listen to learn all about real games and FIFAs, a tub full of mice, tersely-worded hypocrisy, upsetting Twihards, fire safety, Justin Timberlake's listenership, lie-down measurements, the youths' skinny legends, and the great debaters of our time. Today's WikiHow article: How to Act Like a Werewolf (Girls) How to Not is a comed…

K and Rob put their foot down. In the "nuh uh" way, not in the "WikiHow thinks foot-stomping is clapping" way. Listen to learn all about opera-loving Boss Babies, praying with enthusiasm, Not-a-Claps, poetry reading etiquette, eye-clapping, actual useful WikiHow content, airplane clapping, Thunderpaws, concert etiquette, 'chworal' music, Jon “Succu…

K and Rob discover the secret origins of Leslie Knope and John Mulaney. Listen to learn all about pronunciations of Regina, the WikiHow beauty standard, fairweather friends, signs you're old, Mean Girls versus Mean Women (in a non-gendered sense), essay-writing, bravery, Hermione Granger: The Meanest Girl of All, J.K. Rowling vs Joss Whedon, and an…

K and Rob drink too much coffee and call out your skincare routine. Listen to learn all about frugally spending your handful of fucks, fash shlosh, soap vs no soap, neg coaching, hand showers, God's hygiene plan, Oprah's retirement plans, musky soaps, gobs of Big Ol' Craig T. Shower Brand Body Wash, Gregory T. Shower chants, wet =/= dry, and Shazam…

K and Rob wonder why their friends don't answer their calls about elaborate Marble Traps. Listen to learn all about profiling wikiHow users, Macaulay Culkin, entertainment devices, accidentally Pavlovian training your significant other, the chore of the body, Big Marble, deathbed curses, Aunt Sylvia, Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off, and cartoon mur…

K and Rob ask mother and father to let them show off that juicy butt. Listen to learn all about scanty birds and bees, butt-holders and butt-holsters, being a better Christian, Yeezys, papercraft clothes, bubble wrap, parenting strategies, and misidentifying Avengers. Today's WikiHow article: How to Convince Your Parents to Let You Wear a Thong How…

K and Rob talk about 50 Shades of Grey, and nothing else. Listen to learn all about: God as the ultimate eyewitness, the Twilight-ing of mermaids, ASMR pleas, mer-doping, K's memory of obscure TV publicity stunts, Shape of Water vs Avatar sex, and Mr. Tim. Today's WikiHow article: How to Write a Mermaid Journal How to Not is a comedy podcast where …

K and Rob spend 30 minutes asking over and over again for the article to just EXPLAIN WHAT RAGDOLL CULTURE IS. Listen to learn all about: self-liking on social media, toy addictions, esoteric questionaires, Hot Topic's business model, Zero the Ghost Dog, emphatic acting, seeding a fashion market, youths culture, letting the gays take it, standing u…

K and Rob practice their eye kegels. Listen to learn all about: Holy Family Day, Canadian time travelers, '127 Hours' as a verb, lip care, Rob's ugly laugh and a K apology, saying 'veritable' instead of 'verifiable', little tiny people controlling you, Fembots, lip optimization, and God's chosen lipsticks. Today's WikiHow article: How to Bite Your …

K and Rob would like you to meet Jeremy. Jeremy? Jeremy! Jeremyyyyyyy. Tonight's podcast will help you learn about: Netflix-style announcements, double flus, lesbian clocks, self-Catfishing, catchphrases, winter witness protection, street-shouting, and a new premise for the podcast. Today's WikiHow article: How to Have an Imaginary Boyfriend or Gir…

K and Rob welcome you to the (un)official audiobook of WikiHow. Tonight's podcast will help you learn about: Country Mouse & City Mouse, mandatory restraining orders, genderless voids, armpits, Stairway to Heaven, nnnice, gal pals, #cupandpat, JFK, future babies, K's tired giggle, an alliterative phrase I will not write, & mom-scamming. Today's Wik…

K and Rob maybe take this whole cat articles thing too far. Listen now to learn all about star clans, misquoting The Lion King, not circling back to that, proxy wrestlers, garbage cat authors, prophecy word counts, J. Lo clickbait, the genderless void, Twilight plotholes, millennial despondency, white destruction, frozen talons, catbirds, Rob incoh…

It's the first episode of 2018, and we stayed inside on New Year's and refused to stop being awkward introverts. So this week, we learn how to actually talk to our better halves. Listen to learn all about resolutions, spies, elliptical flirting, multi-tasking crimes, greeting etiquette, voicemail tests, that song you're thinking of, skewl, executio…

Time to get in the holiday spirit the only way we as responsible humans can: spoiling our 2 to 5 stuffed animals with gifts and more attention than we give our friends or family. Learn all about jingle bells, friendship tokens, gift math, teddy bear class systems, shedding the doi this holiday season, best friends Steve and Janelle Monáe, water tor…

Science does and does not exist. 'Psi balls' are a known thing you can totally drop into casual conversation. You are part human, part spoon. Enter the fantastical galaxy of another WikiHow article. Learn all about Mine-Mime Binks, Schrödinger's science, Matilda mind hands, swole mind muscles, plate-spinning honor badges, the hottest impressions fr…

K has a fever, and the only prescription, is talking about demons method acting. Learn all about demonic fevers, falling from trees, Big Mouth, puberty, second Breakfast, concertgoing etiquette, Time Lords, Sunnydale, self-examination, chicken vs egg, the California census, book burnings, daring to dream, Biggest Loser plan B’s, Jared Leto, unfinis…

Want to get out of school or work? K and Rob read WikiHow's instructions that'll at best force you to have a "fun" day refusing to do anything, and at worst ruin your life. Learn all about: tum-tums, Mondays, Napoleon Dynamite, lazy flu, fancy bread telephones, Broadway side hustles, off-brand Jim Halpert, kids obstacle courses, Zachary Quinto, Fer…

Learn all about: frigid wastelands, randomology, Pokémon towns, hooker's green, wandom words, rarr, Jake Paul, Party City, St. Louis, party conversation, zeppelins, Sharon, toe tags, breakability, Waldo Today's WikiHow article: 3 Ways to Be Random How to Not is a comedy podcast where K Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn…

Oh, to escape. To be carefree. To have no responsibilities besides finding a sunspot and figuring out where your next mouse comes from, and also planning your solo audition for the role of Mr. Yellow Mephistophelesikin in the hit Broadway musical Cats. This week's WikiHow article: 3 Ways to Act Like a Cat How to Not is a comedy podcast where k Alex…

It's time for Steve Buscemi's favorite holiday, All Hallow's Eve! So grab some cats to throw at people, put on your quiet pink trousers, and ask your friend for a traditional Halloween sleepover: it's time for K and Rob to get spoopy. This week's WikiHow article: How to Scare Someone on Halloween How to Not is a comedy podcast where K Alexander and…

Arr, matey! Do ye be lookin' to translate yer lexicon from that of a simple scallywag to that of a handsome brigadier? This is not the podcast for that. But join K Alexander and Rob Moden as they do get into another WikiHow article that seems to say a lot about its author, who may or may not be a pirate historian turned PAID SHILL of the Disney pir…

K and Rob try to a) define what a pretty boy is, b) define what swag is, c) figure out what celebrity fits that profile, and d) throw that out to talk about Guy Fieri a bunch. This week's WikiHow article: 3 Ways to Turn On Your Pretty Boy Swag https://www.wikihow.com/Turn-on-Your-Pretty-Boy-Swag How to Not is a comedy podcast where K Alexander and …

K and Rob try to imagine what kind of super-creep dressed in all blue was created by this problematic, inexplicably gender-specific article. Today's WikiHow article: Pretending to Have Ice Powers (for Girls) How to Not is a comedy podcast where K Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives. Follow…

Welcome back to what is technically the first on-purpose (?) episode of How to Not! This week, K and Rob are very concerned at the clear geopolitical sabotage motivations underpinning WikiHow's guide to starting a rumor (or 'rumour', if like us, you're Canadian and spell things weird). Today's WikiHow article: How to Start a Rumour How to Not is a …

Welcome to the (kind of) first episode of How to Not, a podcast that teaches you how to do normal, human things by reading through real WikiHow articles. K Alexander and Rob Moden are here and they recorded this test for an episode and that turned out swell enough that they decided to release it. Today's WikiHow article: How to Dance at a Rave How …

Kaitlyn Alexander's back for a quick interview with Mel Maduro, Digital Artist of Orphan Black: The Game, now available for iOS! Click to get the game: https://goo.gl/DqCmVq Click for more info: http://www.orphanbla

As the fourth season of Orphan Black comes to an epic conclusion with its finale (“From Dancing Mice to Psychopaths”), Kaitlyn and Mackenzie take a moment to say thanks to the fans for their support. Then they talk to this year’s resident baddie Jessalyn Wanlim, aka Evie Cho; as well as the show’s composer Trevor Yuile! Thanks, Clone Club - we’ll b…

This week, as season 4 of Orphan Black nears its end, Kaitlyn and Mackenzie talk to one of the show’s villains (?) Rosemary Dunsmore, aka Susan Duncan! Then Kaitlyn talks to En Tze, a tattoo artist with a passion for Orphan Black designs! Follow us on Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram!

This week on the Clonecast, Kaitlyn and Mackenzie talk to first assistant director Joanna Moore about her work on the show, and another emotional episode in Orphan Black season 4 episode 8 (“The Redesign of Natural Objects”)! Follow us on Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram!

This week Kaitlyn and Mackenzie gab with Orphan Black’s makeup designer Stephen Lynch and key hair stylist Katarina Chovanec about everything up to season 4 episode 7 (“The Antisocialism of Sex”); then talk with writer Heli Kennedy about her work writing the Helsinki prequel mini-series of the Orphan Black comics. Spoilers abound! Follow us on Twit…

This week on the Clonecast, Kaitlyn and Mackenzie genuinely geek out about Orphan Black season 4 episode 6 (“The Scandal of Altruism”), then talk to Ferdinand himself James Frain! Follow us on Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram!

This week, after Orphan Black season 4 episode 5 (“Human Raw Material”), Mackenzie hosts Orphan Black’s secret weapon, script supervisor (and continuity maintainer) Melanie Orr! Melanie talks about how crazy it can be keeping continuity on the show, plus shares industry horror stories. Then, Kaitlyn talks to fan artist Valentine Smith about her bea…

With Kaitlyn out sick (get better!), co-host Mackenzie Donaldson and guest host Rob Moden talk to Hellwizard and Scott, aka Calwyn Shurgold & Josh Vokey, about Orphan Black season 4 episode 4 (“From Instinct to Rational Control”); then Rob talks to fan artists LC Morgan and Miriam Salzman! Here's the Instagram account Mackenzie, Josh and Calwyn wer…

This week, editor Jay Prychidny talks about thestructural madness of Orphan Black season 4 episode 3 (“TheStigmata of Progress”), actor Kristian Bruun (“Donnie”) riffs andriffs and riffs, and Nerdist.com managing editor and Fangirling hostAlicia Lutes talks about her love of the show and its role in hercareer!Go to our YouTube for an exclusive vide…

Clonecast is here to talk about Orphan Black season 4 episode 2 (“Transgressive Border Crossing”) with episode writer Russ Cochrane and Felix himself (and master impressionist) Jordan Gavaris! Then Kaitlyn talks to fan artist Maryne about her process!Go to our YouTube for a soon-to-be-released video featuring Maryne! http://youtube.com/orphanblackF…

Clonecast is back for the first episode of Orphan Black season 4, “The Collapse of Nature”! Co-hosts Kaitlyn Alexander and Mackenzie Donaldson talk to Kevin Hanchard (“Art”) about exploring his character in the flashback episode; guest host Rob Moden talks to creators John Fawcett and Graeme Manson about their plans for the season; and Kaitlyn gets…

Before the Clonecast returns for regular episodes alongside Orphan Black season 4, enjoy this behind the scenes panel from the 2016 Canadian Screen Awards and presented by the City of Toronto. Featuring Graeme Manson, Kerry Appleyard, Maria Doyle Kennedy, Chris Roberts, Ari Millen, and Kristian Bruun. Recorded at the TIFF Bell Lightbox.Follow us on…

Host Kaitlyn Alexander is joined by Kathryn Alexandre, Kristian Bruun, Maria Doyle Kennedy, and Josh Vokey - live from the floor of the 2016 Canadian Screen Awards Academy Social event - to answer fan questions and talk Harry Potter houses, Josh's obsession with violence, and non-spoilers for Orphan Black season 4! #cloneyalaterFollow us!http://clo…

Your new Clonecast co-host.We're recording a podcast live at the Canadian Screen Awards Academy Social event Thursday March 10th! Start sending in your questions for Kristian Bruun, Josh Vokey, and Kathryn Alexandre with #AcademySocial and tag either @clonecast or @realisticsay!Follow us!http://clonecast.tumblr.comhttp://twitter.com/clonecast…

Assistant to the Orphan Black showrunners Evan Moore, and actors Calwyn Shurgold ("Hellwizard") & Josh Vokey ("Scott"), join Rob and Mackenzie to hang out and play the new Orphan Black card game from IDW!Follow us at twitter.com/clonecast and instagram.com/orphanblack!

Fan art links below!Orphan Black creators Graeme Manson and John Fawcett are here to talk season 3 and tease season 4! With returning co-host Mackenzie Donaldson, the team talks about Delphine, picks their favorite clones, reveals a returning clone, straightens out the Shay sibling mystery, discusses the evolution of the characters, and more!Follow…

Orphan Black season 3 is over, but you can relive behind-the-scenes highlights with these clips from the first round of Clonecast interviews. Learn about what it’s like to work with scorpions, how the look of certain clones came to be, the origins of the twerking scene, and more! We’ll be back next month with a regular episode.Follow us online at:h…

Donnie Hendrix himself, Kristian Bruun, is here to talk about the season finale of Orphan Black (“History Yet to Be Written”)! Go behind the scenes of the infamous twerking scene, hear speculation about season 4, and more as Kristian, Rob, and special guest co-hosts Ajay Fry and Morgan Hoffman (Space Channel’s After the Black) go through your quest…