Best Primate King Podcasts (2024)

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37. Primates and Prejudice 55:34

2d ago55:34

55:34

Sometimes we lose things. Sometimes we find things. This week we lost a recording, so to make up for it we are releasing a previously "lost" episode! Luke and Matt know shockingly little about Jane Austen. Gabby and Scott know a surprising amount! with their forces combined, will they be able to improvise a play based on a mixed familiarity with Pr…

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36. How it all ends 1:01:23

14d ago1:01:23

1:01:23

Matt knows the future! Our very own nonchalant time traveler, Matthew Driver, has once again stumbled through the time stream and this time he’s brought back Fugle (future Google). All the answers regarding the world’s future are now at our fingertips… so what do we do? Look up a future episode of The Party of Apes Podcast of course! And our future…

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35. The Lying king 1:01:44

16d ago1:01:44

1:01:44

We are back!!! In this triumphant return of the apes, we talk a little about our hiatus, before crafting a fun new story full of lies, douchebaggery and ghosts! Who will live? Who will die? Who has already died but is still hanging around? Find out on this episode of Party of Apes! The Apes are: Gabby Brooks Luke George Matt Driver Scott Russell Mu…

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34. Clip Show 43:31

3M ago43:31

43:31

Something a little different this week! Before we record episodes, we do warm up scenes, ads and silly bits. Here are whole bunch of those, all squished together in one neat package! The Apes are: Gabby Brooks Luke George Matt Driver Scott Russell Music by Matt Driver Edited and produced by Marcus Man-Ape Shout out to our special guest audience mem…

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33. The Leprechaun, The Witch and The Automobile 1:02:46

4M ago1:02:46

1:02:46

This week, The Apes weave 3 chilling tales, all set in one town where the people face... BEING RESPONSIBLE ADULTS!!! A couple who haven't paid their bills! A man who hasn't serviced his car!! A woman who hasn't been to the dentist!!! Who will see the error of their ways and do what must be done? Who will be overcome by the consequences of procrasti…

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32. The Great Ape Caper 58:25

4M ago58:25

58:25

In the bustling town of Honeydew Valley, a dastardly politician is on a mission to cover the town in honey. Meanwhile, Muppet Luke has basically the same plan, but a lot more fun. One lonely little girl stands between the town's un-sticky way of life, and a literal flood of honey. How will the town get out of such a stick situation?! Tune in to thi…

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31. Red Lie Green Lie 59:47

4M ago59:47

59:47

We all know that telling lies is bad, right? Well, not in the case of little Bobby, who must learn to lie in order to save his own brain from exploding! Meanwhile, his parents are fighting, and his grandma is uncovering a major technological conspiracy. Will Bobby learn the truth about lies? Will his parents sort out their problems before the lion …

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Behind the Trees 2 - ApesDHD 38:27

5M ago38:27

38:27

Here we are! 30 fun filled episodes out for everyone to chuckle at, full of twists, turns and surprises! And this episode was a surprise to us... When we sat down to record and have our usual chat, we expected to jump into another new unhinged story, but we ended up just having a good time talking about our mental health and things we deal with. So…

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30. Party of Apes LIVE - Part 2 56:40

5M ago56:40

56:40

This is the thrilling conclusion to our recent live show! What could possibly make the story more intense??? Horses. Yeah, Horses are crazy, and they play a big part in this episode! Still, the cops are growing ever closer to the Question Mark killer, but not everything is quite what it seems... Will the killer be caught? Will the damsel be set fre…

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29. Party of Apes LIVE! - Part 1 45:16

5M ago45:16

45:16

A LIVE PODCAST RECORDING?! Yes, that's what this is! After chatting with our special guest "random audience member", we weave together a gritty tale of two police officers as they seek out the greatest super villain of the age. The Question Mark Killer is on the loose! And he's hot on the heels of his next target... Will the police be able to uncov…

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28. What a Nerd Wants 53:20

6M ago53:20

53:20

What happened to good old fashioned romance movies? The drama, the "will they won't they", the triangles, all the tropes we love and hate! Well, in this episode, airing of teenage trauma leads to a classic highschool tale of loooove. Who will end up with who? Why are people catfishing each other? Is there more than meets the eye when it comes to th…

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27. Vampire Diary of a Vimpy Kid 53:30

6M ago53:30

53:30

College is hard. Being a student is hard. Teeth are hard. Being a vampire student in college? What could be harder?! To make matters worse, Viktor and Vladimir were only invited to the crap party, when there's a fun one across the street! Can they work their way in? Can they ignore their bloodlust in order to fit in? And where's this dog everyone k…

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26. Son of a Beach! 56:49

6M ago56:49

56:49

People have been going missing from Soldier's beach, due to a wormhole in the water. SOMEONE MUST SAVE THEM! A crew is assembled to journey through the portal in hopes of finding the lost surfers. But, will they make it out in one piece? How has being trapped in another plane of existence affected the lost? And, does this wormhole actually lead any…

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25. Apes Anatomy 59:36

6M ago59:36

59:36

Sacred Hive Hospital has it's issues. The waiting room is full, the doctors are useless, and a stand up comedian failing to impress anyone. Dr. Daniel Rushmore may be the best, but his obsession with his own desires is putting people in danger. Can Dr. Georgia set him on the right path? Will a simple bee sting turn out to be something much more ser…

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24. Letters From Two Militia 59:50

6M ago59:50

59:50

A historic "true" story from the front lines of WWII. When a top secret message is accidentally sent to the enemy general, a way to end the war is revealed. As an unlikely kinship forms, there is still a battle raging, and there are those who want to fight, regardless of general's orders. Will the enemies be able to find love on the battlefield? Wi…

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23. Definitely Maybe Not... 58:36

7M ago58:36

58:36

Content warning!! This episode contains adult themes and a fair bit of talk that isn't appropriate for children or Luke. Valentines day is just about here! So this week, we take you on a racey rom-com adventure! Tracy and Jordan have broken up, but will it stay that way? Meanwhile, Stacy and Bob are trying to find a middle ground when it comes to h…

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22. He Loves it When They Call Him Big Pappa 54:51

7M ago54:51

54:51

This week, we take a look back at a historical account of the lesser known inspiration for Santa, Big Pappa. While most people don't learn about Big Pappa in school, no one can deny that significance he had on history, especially in the "Euro-Russian Ninja War". But, who was Big Pappa, really? Why have individuals spent their entire lives studying …

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21. The Dead Drama Society - Part 2 1:05:14

7M ago1:05:14

1:05:14

The drama continues! After Bryce's body has been found, Mr. Crums steps in to solve the the case of this mysterious drama class death. But, figuring out who the killer is, isn't easy... Everyone has motive Everyone had opportunity But the evidence leads to one answer to the question... Who was the killer?! Find out in this episode of Party of Apes!…

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20. The Dead Drama Society - Part 1 56:27

7M ago56:27

56:27

A drama class with too much drama. What should have been a fun lesson for 3 students and their teacher, quickly turns into an intense scene as one of the students is murdered... But who is killed? Who is the killer? Who is the mysterious man in the next classroom over?! Find out in this episode of Party of Apes! The Apes are: Gabby Brooks Luke Geor…

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19. Fellowfriends of the Ring 59:42

8M ago59:42

59:42

In our first episode back after the new year, three friends on the brink of falling apart are transported to the land of Middle-Earth. But not everything is as magical as it seems… Will they make it home? Will their friendship ever be mended? And will they change the canon of Middle-Earth in a way that will piss Scott off forever? Find out in this …

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18. Dec the Halls - With Father Christmas 1:09:13

9M ago1:09:13

1:09:13

On this very special Christmas episode, The North Pole is in trouble! Santa is working the elves too hard, the reindeer have had enough, Mrs. Claus has already walked out! But, with the help of a little boy named Declan, a Christmas miracle just may be on it's way! Will the elves get fair working conditions? Will the reindeer uprising succeed? Or, …

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Behind the Trees 1 - Apes Origins 30:05

9M ago30:05

30:05

In this special bonus episode, we peel back the banana colored curtains on the origins of the Party of Apes, a little more about ourselves, and we make some funny jokes along the way! Keen to get to know us a little more? This is the episode for you!! The Apes are: Gabby Brooks Luke George Matt Driver Scott Russell Editing and music by Matt Driver …

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17. I Dream of Teddy 53:56

9M ago53:56

53:56

Little David has a problem, his dreams... become reality. Why?! How?! It's up to Dr. Psychologist-Man and his crack team of dream experts to venture into the psychedelic world inside of David's dreams, to find these answers! But, time is short, and there are those who would wish to harness this power for themselves... Can the doctors stop David dre…

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16. I Love Leo (DiCaprio) 50:29

10M ago50:29

50:29

Scott was recently cast in a Del Toro movie! Unfortunately, he wasn't able to muster the tears or the facial hair for the film's crucial scene... Now Scott must go head to head with Bradley Cooper, fighting for the role of a lifetime! But... Leonardo DiCaprio has other plans for Hollywood... and maybe... the world... Who will get the job? what are …

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15. A Wrinkled Man in Time 56:06

10M ago56:06

56:06

Michael has begun a quest through time to fix his marriage, but his son Timmy fears he may have gone too far back! Now Timmy and his mother must travel back in time in hopes of stopping more terrible tragedies! Can the family reunite in time before they die of brain-melt-itis? And how will their small actions change history forever? Find out on thi…

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14.The Sleepover Club 43:07

10M ago43:07

43:07

A tale as old as time, a street war between rival kids clubs! The Cookie Cutter Kids are on a rampage, escalating their mischief to levels beyond the scope of simply throwing water balloons at their rivals. It's up to The Sleepover Club to bring these kids to justice! But, can they intervene in time, before the Cookie Cutters' pranks destroy the en…

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13.The Wolf of Shadows Reach 54:59

10M ago54:59

54:59

Warning! This is a spooky, scary episode! It's chock full of adult themes and gross sounds, so if you scare easily, tune in next time for more laughs! After arriving in the quiet, superstitious town of Shadows Reach, a journalist named James comes face to face with horrors said to be myths. Can he help the townsfolk? Can he even make it out alive? …

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12. Freaky Dog Day 53:09

10M ago53:09

53:09

When a husband and wife wake up, having swapped bodies with their two dogs, they are faced with much bigger problems than just fleas! Will Rose and Matt get their bodies back? Do Rexy and Gerald want to, or are they having too much fun being humans? Find out on this episode of Party of Apes! Special thanks to Rose for sending in the email the inspi…

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11. Close Encounters of the Dog Kind - With Dean Russell 40:28

10M ago40:28

40:28

This week, with special guest Dean Russell! As two hopeful brothers fly to Hollywood to meet Mr. Spielberg, fear of failure rears it's ugly head. Will the boys impress Mr. Spielberg? Will they achieve their dream of making it in film? Will they escape the clutches of a sentient dog who hunts them tirelessly?! Find out on this episode of Party of Ap…

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10. Father, Beyond the Horizon 51:44

11M ago51:44

51:44

Young lovers team up with a rag tag bunch of pirates on a journey to track down a missing father, but what they find may be more than they bargained for! What awaits our heroes beyond the horizon? Will they survive the beasts that stand in their way? Find out on this episode of Party of Apes!! The Apes are: Gabby Brooks Luke George Matt Driver Scot…

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9. Declan’s Dream Comes True 52:02

11M ago52:02

52:02

Little Declan is afraid of spiders, but when he and his parents come face to face with a giant sea-spider (well, a giant wish granting crab...) they must all confront the deepest terrors of their minds... Who will crack under the pressure? Who will come out changed? And will the change be for the better? Find out on this episode of Party of Apes!! …

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8. 10 Things I Hate About Myself 47:19

11M ago47:19

47:19

Gregory is a family man and romantic at heart with one problem: he doesn’t have a family yet. In fact, he doesn’t even have a girlfriend. But when Gregory meets Violet it seems like his bad luck might finally be over… that’s if his past doesn’t catch up with him fist! The Apes are: Gabby Brooks Luke George Matt Driver Scott Russell Editing, music a…

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The Timurid Legacy/Cromwell's Head 1:17:25

11M ago1:17:25

1:17:25

In the sixth season premiere Jacob and Evan cover many new topics: Who was Henry VIII, and who did he roughly woo? Who were the Timurids, and what was their legacy? Where exactly is Cromwell's head? How exactly did the rise of Putin transpire? What is the root of human innovation, and is boredom a necessary part of it? Support the Show.…

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7. Breaking Barstools 48:42

11M ago48:42

48:42

What do a child's retro video game themed birthday party have to do with the deaths of Bruce's parents in Crime Alley and the destruction of every bar stool in the city? And whats more, will Johnny EVER make a friend?! These questions and more will be answered in this blast from the past episode of Party of Apes! The Apes are: Gabby Brooks Luke Geo…

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6. Pop and Lockup 54:20

12M ago54:20

54:20

Levi finds himself in Dance Prison, while the warden employs Postman Pat to foil a jazz fueled escape attempt! After the battles of wits and dance, who will fall, and who will stand on top as the Lord of the Dance?! Tune in, and you might just find out! The Apes are: Gabby Brooks Luke George Matt Driver Scott Russell Editing, music and sound design…

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5. Sickie for Trickies 53:16

12M ago53:16

53:16

Tensions rise as the new king of England and the president of Australia go head to head in that, most ancient of sports... Skateboarding. The stakes could not be higher, with both countries going to the victor! BUT, there are others who desire the throne, the power, the freedom... Who will take home the gold, and be seated at the very top of societ…

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4. When You Wish Upon A Crab 49:24

12M ago49:24

49:24

What happens when three hapless kids make wishes in a cave? The answer: more hijinks and conundrums than they bargained for. Will all of them make it home safe and sound? Tune in to find out! The Apes are: Gabby Brooks Luke George Matt Driver Scott Russell Editing, music and sound design by Matt Driver Have any feedback, input, kind words, or ideas…

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3. Assless Assassin 41:20

1y ago41:20

41:20

On the anniversary of the assassination of his wife, Johnny seeks retribution. Can he get the revenge he has been waiting for? Or will the assassin in assless chaps get away with his devious deeds? Also, who ordered the hit?! Tune in to find out! The Apes are: Gabby Brooks Luke George Matt Driver Scott Russell Editing, music and sound design by Mat…

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2. No Popcorn for Old Flames 41:58

1y ago41:58

41:58

As arsonists seek to destroy Australia's corn farms, it's up to two men to save us all from a popcorn nightmare! Will they be able to stop the cult of Asronism before it's too late? Tune in to find out! The Apes are: Gabby Brooks Luke George Matt Driver Scott Russell Editing, music and sound design by Matt Driver Have any feedback, input, kind word…

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1. Sicky for Bikkies 45:26

1y ago45:26

45:26

After losing their jobs, Corey and Dan head to England to reluctantly claim the crown. Who will end up on the throne? tune in your ears and find out! The Apes are: Gabby Brooks Luke George Matt Driver Scott Russell Editing, music and sound design by Matt Driver Contact us at: podcast@partyofapes.comBy PartyofApes

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Approaching Modernity/The Greatest Plane Theft 1:32:17

1+ y ago1:32:17

1:32:17

In this episode Jacob and Evan chat about many interesting topics: Who was the Buddha, and how do world religions view him? How did the Neanderthals interact with Homo sapiens? What daring feat was performed over some alcohol and a bet? How strong was the earthquake in Turkey, and how does it compare to those of the past? What are the ethics of col…

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Conquest of the Old World/Sami and the Inuit 1:37:05

1+ y ago1:37:05

1:37:05

In this episode Jacob and Evan engage in yet another long-winded conversation: Who was Mao Zedong, and what was his famed pastime? What great invention propelled Homo Erectus, and humanity, forward? What connects the Inuit and Sami peoples, and how did this connection change Alaska forever? Why is Iran in turmoil, and how does this reflect its rece…

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Xibalba and Jameson Whiskey Cannibalism (Spooktober Special 4) 58:37

2y ago58:37

58:37

In our certifiably fourth and definitely not third annual Halloween special, Jacob and Evan discuss spooky things from colonized lands. From the Maya underworld of Xibalba to the cannibalistic whims of whiskey tycoons in Africa. Get ready for some shivers, this one's as dark as they get. Support the Show.…

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Rise of the Homos/The Planet Vulcan 1:37:08

2y ago1:37:08

1:37:08

In the newest installment Jacob and Evan explore a spicy list of topics: Who was Zenobia of Palmyra, and what was her claim to glory? What is the first archeological evidence of hominid culture? When did we think there was a planet closer to the sun than mercury, and who disproved it? How was Queen Elizabeth II viewed in life, and how did she impac…

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Rise of the Africa of the Apes/Zambian Mars Program 1:27:18

2y ago1:27:18

1:27:18

In the newest installment Jacob and Evan explore a spicy list of topics: Who was Helen of Troy, and what can she teach us about ancient mythology? When did humans separate from other apes, and what is the evolutionary chain? Why did Zambia have a mars program, and how is it viewed today? How do Ukraine and Russia relate to eachother, and how does t…

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Saga of the Primates/The King of Jesters 1:42:43

2+ y ago1:42:43

1:42:43

In the fifth season premiere Jacob and Evan discuss our newest subjects: Who was Akbar the Great, and what was his influence on Islam and Hinduism? What makes mammals so special, and why did they rise to prominence? What was perhaps the greatest joke ever told in a royal court, and who told it? Where is the European Union heading, and where did it …

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Satanic Panic and the Goddess of Death (Spooktober Special 3) 1:05:15

3y ago1:05:15

1:05:15

In our third annual Halloween special, Jacob and Evan discuss even more spooky stuff from history. From the Japanese creator deity who became the goddess of death to the widespread panic over Satanic ritual abuse in 1980s America. Don't lose your head, this one is getting spooky. Support the Show.By Jacob and Evan

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Amidst Declining Empires/Indonesian Pasola 1:21:13

3y ago1:21:13

1:21:13

In the fourth season finale Jacob and Evan explore a spicy list of topics: Who was Timur, and what was his unexecuted conquest? What world was Muhammed born into, and what empires caused it? How does Christianity merge with local traditions on the Indonesian islands? What is the history of the Taliban, and how does it bode for the future of Afghani…

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Jewish Kings of Yemen/Gombe Chimpanzee War 1:42:44

3y ago1:42:44

1:42:44

This episode of Podding Through Time hits some hot discussion: Who was George Washington, and how did his great life come to an end? What was the Himyarite Kingdom, and why are they so religiously interesting? What was the Gombe Chimpanzee War, and how did their fighting change the way we see our great ape cousins? Why are billionaires leaving the …

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Nabataean Kingdom/Maori Women Seeking Men 1:31:18

3y ago1:31:18

1:31:18

Yet another episode of Podding Through Time brings us some great topics: Who was Cleopatra, and what role did art of her play in ruling Egypt? What was the Nabataean Kingdom, and how did they learn to thrive in the desert? When were men in the highest demand, and how far would some women travel to acquire them? Why did Israel break out into violenc…

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