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S04 E22 - TOW Ross’s Wedding (Part One) Signature Beverage: London Calling http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/london-calling 00:02:07 — Lisa Kudrow gave birth the day this originally aired 00:07:00 — Elizabeth is a Monica when traveling; Heather has a very different approach 00:11:35 — Heather is a veritable Mary Poppins with her giant bag chock-full …
 
S04 E22 - TOW the Worst Best Man Ever Signature Beverage: Teaquila Party http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/teaquila-party 00:04:55 — We finally say buh-bye to Bonerz 00:07:40 — Do you remember Bring in Da Noise, Bring in Da Funk and Stomp? 00:12:20 — A very problematic message on the MagnaDoodle 00:17:00 — A tequila-fueled tangent about bachelor part…
 
S04 E21 - TOW the Invitation — It’s a clip show! We’re going to look back on Ross and Rachel’s relationship — and the cocktails that got us through it! — How do writers write clip shows? — Elizabeth’s drinking the Mockolate Martini: https://www.handbagmarinara.com/blog/mockolate-martini — Heather’s drinking the Closure: https://www.handbagmarinara.…
 
S04 E20 - TOW All the Wedding Dresses Signature Beverage: Wedding Cake-tini http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/wedding-cake-tini — Blowing a raspberry is a mental palate cleanser, but it can be off-putting to bystanders — Joey’s suddenly snoring — Elizabeth’s contingency plan if Joe starts snoring, inspired by “The Crown” — Joey wears several Hawaiian…
 
S04 E19 - TOW All the Haste Signature Beverage: Morning’s Here http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/mornings-here — Another reference to Chuck Mangione! — Ross’s fantastic T-rex graphic t-shirt — We do NOT like Ross’s earring — Knickers, pants … it’s all underwear — Phoebe manges to rock Santa pants in April; she can make anything work! — Gunther’s “ice…
 
S04 E18 - TOW Rachel’s New Dress Signature Beverage: New Fashioned http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/new-fashioned We sing the praises of Drambuie Would a drum actually be easier to maneuver than a guitar? Really? Twice in 17 minutes? Do you suggest baby names to your friends and family when they get pregnant? Do we adapt to fit our names? How do you…
 
S04 E17 - TOW the Free Porn Signature Beverage: Triple Toblerone http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/triple-toblerone In re-airings in the UK, they edited out the images from the guys’ TV Ron Jeremy makes a sort-of guest appearance! By the way, DO NOT do a Google search to try to find out what movie this scene is from, unless you want to seem some very…
 
S04 E16 - TOW the Fake Party Signature Beverage: Nutty Cheerleader: Cherry-Almond Margarita http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/nutty-cheerleader 00:06:41 — Nauseated vs. Nauseous, aka Street Smarts vs. Formal Education 00:09:06 — The joy of a shower beer 00:14:37 — Being REALLY skeptical of the new people your BFF dates 00:18:50 — Have you ever altere…
 
S04E15 - TOW All the Rugby Signature Beverage: Red Ross http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/red-ross 00:05:25 — 1998 non-woke gender-role-reinforcement and homophobia alert! 00:08:05 — Once again Janice proves herself to be the most mature member of the group 00:15:52 — Have you noticed this purple, be-gemmed sconce?? 00:20:22 — Did Emily and Liam real…
 
S04 E14 - TOW Joey’s Dirty Day Signature Beverage: Phase 3 Daiquiri http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/s04-e14-tow-joeys-dirty-day 00:06:42 - A little background on Charlton Heston… 00:07:42 - …and a little background on Soylent Green 00:10:57 - The evolution of Phoebe’s style from Bohemian hippie to funky-fun is complete! 00:16:52 - Rachel’s “There i…
 
S04 E13 - TOW Rachel’s Crush Signature Beverage: How You Doin’? http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/how-you-doin 00:00:00 — Heather sounds like she’s in a cave, but we SWEAR she’s in her closet 00:08:08 — Why didn’t Kathy give Chandler a heads up about the theme of her play? 00:12:19 — Our personal experiences with personal shopping Donate to our NAMI …
 
S04 E12 - TOW the Embryos Signature Beverage: Beers and Pet Peeves http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/beers-and-pet-peeves Screen shots, recipes, and more at: http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/s04-e12-tow-the-embryos 00:04:37 — DuClaw Brewing Co came out with a FRIENDS-themed beer! Heather indulgences in coffee- and nut-flavored beers 00:11:00 — What ar…
 
S04 E11 - TOW Phoebe’s Uterus Signature Beverage: 7 and 7 for 7 00:06:12 — Do you go to government buildings or office parks for lunch? 00:09:37 — Do people still register for china and gravy boats? 00:12:34 — How much do surrogates get paid? 00:15:47 — We are forced to mention He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named because it was in the script and because we lo…
 
S04 E10 - TOW the Girl From Poughkeepsie aka TOW Joey’s Dragon, Phoebe’s Holiday Song, and Ross’s Love Train Signature Beverage: Joey’s Personal Best: Bourbon Oreo Milkshake 00:05:09 — Any time we hear “Poughkeepsie,” we think of the Sex and the City movie scene where Charlotte Poughkeepsies in her pants! 00:08:27 — What is it about Oreos that ther…
 
S04 E09 - TOW They’re Going to Party Signature Beverage: Cilantro Larry’s Bloody Mary http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/cilantro-larrys-bloody-mary 00:02:00 — Two great finds at Costco! 00:11:35 — How does such a small newspaper have the budget to send Monica and five friends out to dinner every week? 00:14:47 — Do you double-dip your peanut butter s…
 
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, MARINAIRHEADS! S04 E08 - TOW Chandler in a Box Signature Beverage: Va Fa Daiquiri http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/va-fa-daiquiri 00:04:25 — A Not on Network moment that features a classic David Schwimmer voice crack! 00:19:50 — Extra butter, brown sugar, marshmallows … what do you put in your sweet potatoes? 00:23:19 — Where did…
 
S04 E07 - TOW Chandler Crosses the Line 00:03:11 — is “anise” pronounced “a-NEESE” or “AN-iss”? 00:08:36 — Elizabeth’s favorite way to make eggs: low-maintenance and full of flavor! 00:14:38 — The color eggplant is the only eggplant Elizabeth cares for 00:16:38 — The NEVER SEEN ON NETWORK subplot of Rachel dining out on her own!! 00:18:10 — Dining …
 
S04 E06 - TOW the Dirty Girl aka TOW Rebecca Romijn, a Velveteen Rabbit, and a Potato-Chip Rat Signature Beverage: Mitzy Spritzy — http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/mitzy-spritzy 00:01:57 — The Ina Garten-inspired reading of our signature cocktail for the week 00:05:04 — We discuss Rebecca Romijn’s early career 00:08:12 — Heather does a deep-dive int…
 
S04E05 - TOW Joey’s New Girlfriend aka TOW Sexy Phlegm and Low-Key Stalking Signature Beverage: Sexy Flame http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/sexy-flame 00:07:05 — Monica’s cute new haircut is very 1997 Drew Barrymore 00:07:48 — Rachel’s reading a book called Anthem, written by Jennifer Aniston’s real-life friend https://www.glamour.com/story/producer…
 
Trigger Warning: We briefly discuss sexual assault in this episode. (We are finished with the topic by the 10-minute mark.) S04E04 - TOW the Ballroom Dancing aka TOW Feet Flirtin’, Dance Twirlin’, and Gym Quittin’ Signature Beverage: I Wanna Drink the Gym http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/i-wanna-drink-the-gym 00:05:46 — Jennifer Aniston’s “Ally McBe…
 
S04E03 - TOW the Cuffs Signature Beverage: Geller Gherkin http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/geller-gherkin 00:02:08 — Heather explains our inexplicably savory cocktail for this week 00:13:07 — Joey’s uncharacteristically clever way of describing the “activity” level in Chandler’s bedroom 00:13:54 — Chandler’s jeopardizing Rachel’s career … just to ge…
 
Our beloved friends at Parks and Recreation came together for a one-episode special this week, and they picked up right where they left off! Not only was the episode topical, heartwarming, and fun, but NBC, the cast and crew of Parks and Recreation, Subaru, and State Farm are matching up to $500,000 in donations to Feeding America through May 21! G…
 
S04E02 - TOW the Cat EB "Good Place" Swears: 3 HD "Good Place" Swears: 0 Signature Beverage: Orange Julio http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/orange-julio 00:00:32 — What the heck happened in New York? 00:02:18 — Speaking of which, don’t forget to donate to our mental health fundraiser! https://donate.nami.org/handbagmarinara 00:10:11 — The writers hav…
 
Signature Beverage: Montauk Iced Tea: 18 Ounces, Front and Back! http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/montauk-iced-tea-18-ounces-front-and-back 00:00:56 — What the heck is happening in the world? (aka The COVID-19 Rundown) 00:01:58 — We’re pretty sure our Montauk Iced Teas can kill any virus 00:07:09 — Our charity this season is… the National Alliance o…
 
02:20 — John Legend as a sex symbol John Legend's Christmas album 04:46 — The Mississi-Pete Mudslide Jeni’s Darkest Chocolate ice cream 07:00 — How to properly eat ice cream 08:50 — David Schwimmer’s hot dad bod 16:30 — Does voice recognition account for accents? 18:08 — Covering up your body/face when you don’t want to be bothered 22:02 — Trying t…
 
00:39 -- Ron Leibman (Dr. Green, Rachel’s dad) has passed away at age 82 01:50 -- Keeping a positive outlook, even though life is going to inevitably throw some negative stuff at you 03:23 -- Jennifer Aniston is one of People Magazine’s “People of the Year”! 05:23 -- The latest episode of The Morning Show was … oof! Intense/trigger warning, but we’…
 
Hello, Marinairheads! (That's what we're calling you, unless you tell us you hate it). We wanted to take a minute to mention some of the stuff you've been telling us on social media, as well as what our FRIENDS are posting on their accounts! So welcome to the very first Bonus Bourbon Bonanza! In this special episode: The official dubbing of our lis…
 
It's TOW the Hypnosis Tape, and we're drinking CinnaMind Erasers! We dive into some deep topics, inspired by the not-so-benign content of this episode: Chandler's effeminate behaviors after listening to the hypnosis tape: Do they reinforce gender stereotypes? Or is it innocent fun? And why does his subconscious think that is what being a "strong, c…
 
It's Season 3, Episode 17, TO Without the Ski Trip, and we're staying warm by spiking our hot chocolate with bourbon! Elizabeth recorded from a state park, which lends itself to the "gang is stranded and Ross has to come rescue them" vibe. We discuss: being triggered/regressing, Philosophy skin care (and smelling like food), using your nipples to g…
 
It's the episode we've been dreading: TO the Morning After. Ross and Rachel break up, and we're drowning our sorrows with Waxinis -- inspired by the at-home leg-waxing kit that Monica and Phoebe try out. Aside from the obvious "Were they on a break?" conversation, we also talk about TV infomercial purchases, whether or not monogamy is "too cruel a …
 
This week, we talk about TOW Ross and Rachel Take a Break, and Heather drinks a flavor-packed Fiery Shemptini in honor of Ross acting like a Shemp and setting fire to Rachel's work desk. While Ross and Rachel reach a literal breaking point, Monica and Phoebe date diplomats, and Chandler and Joey unsuccessfully try to land the hot Xerox girl, Chloe.…
 
We're back! After an unexpected hiatus (hello, Life), we're back to review TOW Phoebe's Ex-Partner, and we're drinking Ginger's Smoky Wooden Legs in honor of the woman Chandler (briefly) dates! Well, Heather's drinking it. Elizabeth's went terribly, terribly wrong... This week, Phoebe's ex-singing partner Leslie (aka Tommy Pickles) comes back into …
 
It's S03E13, TOW Monica and Richard Are Friends! Monica runs into Richard and what starts off as an innocent burger turns into an innocent lasagna which turns into a whole lot of sex. We've put our spin on the Friends with Benefits cocktail to celebrate! In other plot lines, Phoebe dates a jock who's having a wardrobe malfunction, and Rachel and Jo…
 
It's S03E12 - TOW All the Jealousy, and to toast Joey's audition for "A Tale of Two Cities," we're drinking Cocktails of Two Cities! Ross is CRAZY jealous of Mark and inundates Rachel's work with stuffed animals, cards, and even a barbershop quartet. Monica dates Julio, a smarmy poet who thinks American women are "empty vases," and Joey's resume fi…
 
It's TOW Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister! Chandler has one too many Jell-O shots (our signature "beverage", BTW) and messes around with one of Joey's sisters at Joey's birthday party, Rachel meets Mark and Ross becomes a toxic a**hole with jealousy, and Phoebe dates the noisy neighbor upstairs. We also discuss Ray Baris Pizza, Water Joe, Silve…
 
It's TOW Rachel Quits, and we're drinking Hanukkah Menoreo Martinis, inspired by Brown Bird cookies! Ross breaks a little girl's leg and has to sell the cookies on her behalf, Monica's cookie addiction comes back to haunt her, Phoebe can't handle The (Dead Christmas Tree) Chipper, and Rachel can barely handle The (Quit Your Current Job to Motivate …
 
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! It's TOW the Football, and the gang decides to play some 3 on 3 in between turkey bastings. The winner gets -- the Geller Cup! The Geller Cup is also the name of this week's signature beverage -- a Pimm's cup with a Thanksgiving twist! A Dutch girl vies for Joey and Chandler's attention, Monica and Ross get really competi…
 
It's TOW the Giant Poking Device, so we made boozy Poke Brownies! We doused brownies in a combination of Chambord, Disaronno, and Frangelico -- they pack a punch! This week, Monica bangs Ben's head and Rainy Day Bear comes to the rescue, Phoebe's convinced that going to the dentist kills people she knows, and Chandler finds out that Janice is still…
 
It's TOW the Race Car Bed, so we're drinking sidecars-turned-Racecars! Janice's ex-husband uses his divorce to sell mattresses, and Monica takes advantage of the deal -- only to experience some unwanted CAR-ma. Joey teaches Acting for Soap Operas and gives one of his students some unethical advice, and Ross tries to play nice with Rachel's dad. We …
 
It's TOW the Flashback! Janice asks the gang, "Have any of you ever ... almost?" and we flash back to three years in the past, where near-sexcapades ensue for the next 28 minutes. Monica almost does Joey. Chandler almost does Monica. Rachel fantasy does Chandler. Phoebe almost does Ross. And Monica and Joey have very different ideas about what cons…
 
It's TOW Frank Jr, but to us, Isabella Rossellini steals the show even though she's only on screen for about 30 seconds. So, we're drinking Isabella Ross Bellinis to celebrate! Frank Jr (Giovanni Ribisi) pays Phoebe a visit, and things don't go very well, especially when he thinks she's a whore. Ross painstakingly composes his “freebie list,” tradi…
 
It's TOW the Metaphorical Tunnel! We're drinking Flingin' Flangin' Milkshakes: our ode to the MilkMaster 2000 and the ice cream Monica and Rachel comfort themselves with at the end of the episode. Plot-wise, Monica and Rachel coach Chandler about relationships when he freaks out about committing to Janice, Phoebe pretends to be Joey’s agent, and Ro…
 
It's TOW the Jam, so we're drinking bourbon jambles! Bourbon Jambles: http://handbagmarinara.com/blog/bourbon-jamble Monica's getting over Richard by making a LOT of jam, Ross teaches Chandler his "hug and roll" trick, and Phoebe dates her stalker (don't try that at home, kids!) This week, we talk map dresses, bling slings, the best ways to combat …
 
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