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Burn & Rave

Ryan & Sam (@njapoet)

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Listen. Learn. Laugh. When a hot rod obsessed, tattooed, calloused, and common-sense builder of all things meets a vertically challenged, liberal poet, professor, and part-time ninja, sparks fly, but laughter flies even higher as hosts Ryan Rosenow and Sam Pierstorff ( aka Ninja Poet) "burn and rave at close of day" and "rage against the dying of the light" because they have no plans to "go gentle into that good night" and neither should you.
 
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Please enjoy another bonus (but unfortunately Joeless) episode of "The ILLiterists," a Burn & Rave production that shows a more literary side of Ryan, the mechanic, and Sam, the professor. In each episode, they share original writing, then discuss the influence and impact of each piece. The goal of this show is to inspire more creative writing, spi…
 
Please enjoy this bi-weekly bonus but unfortunately Joeless premiere episode of "The ILLiterists," a Burn & Rave production that shows a softer and more literary side of Ryan, the mechanic, and Sam, the professor. In each episode, they share short literary, dare we say, Pulitzer-Prize worthy works they wrote and discuss the influence and impact of …
 
In this ridiculous new episode of the Burn and Rave podcast, Sam, the professor, explains key differences between White & Brown culture while Ryan, the mechanic, explains why he spent so much time in the C.U.M. Room. Together they invent Bouncer Babysitters, a daycare for on-the-go alcoholic moms, and Ryan explains who The Who is to Sam while Sam e…
 
The Burn and Rave boys pitch two brilliant, Shark-Tank level ideas for Adventure Funerals and weaponizing corpses. (We hope the Pentagon is tuning in.) Sam also drops some award-winning haiku (Remember: He was a poet laureate) and Ryan reveals his Van-Gogh talents. They also solve racism and sexism in under an hour. (P.s. Sam also needs Ryan to hel…
 
It's our ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Joe surprised us all with a clip show and call-ins from listeners, including Ryan's wife and Sam's four wives! This show emboldens, inspires, motivates, and worst of all, enables Ryan and Sam to continue sharing their brilliance with the world. This surprise anniversary show also proves that Joe is a mighty talented g…
 
On this episode, the boys of Burn & Rave solve the Covid vaccine problem with a new testing option, help you cheat in the beer mile, and put the homeless to work as gasoline entrepreneurs. Things get weird when Sam cries (*again) and brings up his children and Walt Whitman, but as always, Ryan is there to dry his tears with a tissue attached to a t…
 
We are back with a brand new episode! (Thank you, Joe!!) Fatherhood takes centerstage as we tip our hats to our graduating offspring. We trade Hawaii stories and we begin to finally understand each other. Also, in pop culture news, we conduct a social experiment involving phallic tattoos, discuss cosplay breeding, and most importantly, the utterly …
 
(This is a rerun of a previous episode. Listen to the beginning and you will understand why.) P.s. This show was chosen as it represents a pivotal episode in the evolution (or devolution) of the podcast. Once you talk about zombie vibrators, there's really no turning back. Thank you for sticking around after this! We deeply appreciate your support.…
 
In this Grammy-not-nominated episode, Sam comes out as bicepual and the boys explore ways to make Texas a little tougher. In fitness news, Sam considers a record-breaking breath-holding challenge, and for our entrepreneurial audience, Ryan and Sam contemplate the right to sell body parts, the high value of Sam's ashes, and Ryan's quick car wash fun…
 
Another week, another record-breaking episode of Burn & Rave! The boys invent an app to support fatherhood and Ryan demonstrates why he's a superior husband. Hint: Chocolate. And in a world of crypto, Apple Pay, and Square, Ryan and Sam invent a currency and a way for men to pay the check . . . every single time. (They will continue to work on a ve…
 
On this brilliant new episode of the world-(in)famous BURN & RAVE podcast, Ryan and Sam extol the virtues of fan-created art as well as discuss their growing Arab and Muslim fanbase. They also get to the bottom of Ryan's colonoscopy, pun intended, and they discuss the downside of suicide bombing (Hint: The virgins may not be virgins. Also, this may…
 
You've waited all week to finally learn how Ryan maintains his girlish figure and why we need quick-poopin pants. Well, the anticipation is over. In this brilliant new BURN & RAVE episode, Ryan and Sam discuss Mozart's influence on the developing baby brain, puberty-themed podcasts, and very affluent chickens. We also discover that Ryan is all natu…
 
What does Al Pacino and Sam's maternal grandma have in common? Find out in this episode of Burn & Rave! Discussions include the importance of hearing and the benefits of hearing loss. Sam explains the downside of muscles and Covid vaccines while Ryan extols the virtues of his big veins. Also, Joe gets a promotion! And the boys invent hair bags, a r…
 
Ryan turns personal trainer and helps Sam work out his eyeballs. The boys also ponder the usefulness of cat filters and the law, explore the merits of Valentine's Day, and research the efficacy of a potential pregnancy study. Energy sources and mindfulness are also discussed as Ryan and Sam burn and rave at close of day! P.s. This podcast is gonna …
 
Ethical dilemmas and controversy abound in this episode of Burn & Rave as Ryan and Sam explore the past, parenting, manure, and the psychology of anger as Ryan turns counselor and talks Sam into inner peace after a battery fiasco at a well-known-but-now-dead-to-us auto parts store. Please enjoy this episode responsibly, and always remember: "Do not…
 
This episode could also be called "Lord of the Wedding Ring" as Ryan and Sam spin Hollywood gold and write an impromptu spec script based on the true story of Ryan's ring finger. Also, we learn Ryan carries a knife, super powers change over time, and men and women communicate very, very differently. But let's talk about fatherhood for a second firs…
 
In their enlightened state, the Burn and Rave boys recognize that their juvenile, below-the-equator, testicular humor may not be everyone's cup of tea. So they overcorrect in an effort to balance their content. And they may have made things worse. You decide! They also discuss masculinity, the lost art of handshakes, and *remake the film Over the T…
 
Remember: We want to be played in the background. But as Ryan and Sam contemplate their listenership, they realize they are lucky to have anyone listen. So thank you! They also find a way to offend OB/GYNS, test negative for COVID, and insert themselves into the feminist #FreeTheNipple debate with a brilliant counter movement of their own as well a…
 
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