Energy Drink Review: G.O.A.T. FUEL: Blueberry Lemonade, 7-Eleven Street Drugs, Rage-inducing internet ads, The secret of Neil DeGrasse Tyson's success, Piloting a new segBy Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

It's Garment Season; buy our pajamas; using up stories; getting boat-raced; in-depth interview with WillBy Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

This week: Ted and Zach stand on an outdoor staircase in the big downtown, in front of a bank of many microphones, and talk about Gut Check Pajamas. Special thanks to our patrons who sent in questions.By Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

This week: Rob Lowe and the Randomizer; Sickness and game shows; Getting ghosted by TroggesBy Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

This week: Proof of PJs, Is Zach done with CDs?, Parsing Boyz II Men LyricsBy Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

This week: Mindfulness, snorting opinions off your desk blotter, the death of Sports Illustrated, a literary twoferBy Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

In this deconstructed poult-cast: Being too Millennial by Half, Bulk shopping, Haunted Cosmos, performative masculinity, a Marco Polo unanswered, (dis)agreeing with the critics, drawing out soul-pusBy Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

This week: Is podcasting done? Ted discovers Haunted Cosmos; Humanizing Faith Heroes; Refusing to Evolve; Bespoke Bedtime StoriesBy Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

This week: Old-man weather talk, Young-douche podcast content, Gut Check ASMR sleep storiesBy Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

This week: the oddest defiance, idealizing cycling, skateboarding as a middle-aged manBy Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

This week: How many smoke dates/lunch dates is too many smoke dates/lunch dates? Niche podcasts; Friends drifting away; When is Ted's anniversary, REALLY? The need for relatable characters in comedy; Checking the Violence Box at ChristmasBy Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

This week: When your neighborhood smells like poop, unfulfiling Die Hard viewings, sports movies versus actual sports, Gut Check PhilanthropyBy Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

This week: Jay Mohr, Adam Sandler, drug stuff in movies, taking the dishonorable way out, us making plans on the air at length, preamble to the Mission: Impossible debateBy Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

In this very Brady episode: Adding Reiger to the persona, Frasier as a canary in the coalmine or culture, loss of uniform, how many marble penises can you see?, the weird thing about adult poutingBy Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

Do good things just like Ted's lap?; grand gestures and The Cutting Edge; a very empty, sad, and awful new quote-unquote Beatles songBy Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

Not-really a Patreon ep; Reviewing Derek Web songs; ; Kluck vs. Kluck simulator; Building the Ted MythosBy Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

Some light wood working; Energy drink review: 5 Hour Energy Grape; New Chaz material!; Mail Call stings from Webis; Missing '90s feminismBy Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

This week: Leveraging apostasy and appreciating Cheers.By Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

This week: Conspiracy Theory, Pelican Brief, and the Equalizer movies.By Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

This week:A complex lack of emotions vis a vis the Happy Rant ending; Broke into the old apartment; Zoomers don't get grand gestures; Gut Check discusses Brittney SpearsBy Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

In this final live episode of the Happy Rant Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas wander to and fro through listener questions that cover a whole variety of topics ranging from parenting to writing to podcast success to much, much more. For more ranting, conversation, and cultural analysis check out our book, The Happy Rant: Wandering To and Fro Through Some …

In this live episode Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas wander to and fro through a look back at our podcast heroes and rogues galleries. Our hall of heroes from past years Our rogues gallery over the years For more ranting, conversation, and cultural analysis check out our book, The Happy Rant: Wandering To and Fro Through Some Things That Don’t Matter All…

In this live episode Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas wander to and fro through a look back at our college days. On dreaming On being a jerk On not caring On caring too much For more ranting, conversation, and cultural analysis check out our book, The Happy Rant: Wandering To and Fro Through Some Things That Don’t Matter All That Much (and a Few That Real…

This week: Book marketing ideas; Satanic high priests who are also standup comedians; Psycho- and social analysis of He-Man; Animal...stories?; Jenga Movie PreviewBy Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

In this episode Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas wander to and fro through a variety of stories about our high school days: Navigating Christian high school Figuring out affluence High school personas Coming of age stories Being self-conscious vs. being self-aware To get details and purchase tickets for the live show visit https://thehappyrant.com/the-liv…

This week: Cringe chicken post-fight presser, New Age music, book reviews, making Kirk Cameron sad.By Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels

In this episode Ted, Ronnie, and Barnabas wander to and fro through a variety of topics just like the old days: Advice for folks transitioning out of college to the real world Having courage in new circumstances Having patience in growing and earning Correcting aspirations To get details and purchase tickets for the live show visit https://thehappy…

Cameroon.By Ted Kluck and Zachary Bartels