Best The Delightful Sausage Podcasts (2024)

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SH232: Totally Totality! 27:36

8d ago27:36

27:36

Johnny recaps his extraterrestrial, existential, ethereal experience seeing a total solar eclipse and as it relates to Pink Floyd's classic, "Eclipse". Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical easter eggs you hear are composed, produced, and performe…

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SH232: The Mussolini Treatment! 34:06

15d ago34:06

34:06

Johnny Kielbasa returns from the abyss yet again to spit fire about easter rites and disfiguring chocolate bunnies and the eclipse and March Madness. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical easter eggs you hear are composed, produced, and performed …

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SH231: Old Wang Signs! 30:40

4M ago30:40

30:40

When all of your other podcasts are throwing up reruns, mailbags, and other worthless manure, Johnny K is bringing fresh content on the dead week between Xmas and New Years! Here, Johnny analyzes the New Year's tune, Auld Lang Syne. Then he asks ChatGPT to make a Benny Hill version of the song called Old Wang Signs...and then ChatGPT writes New Yea…

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#401 - Kissing is Taboo Again? - Elevator Speeches & Safety 1:06:30

4M ago1:06:30

1:06:30

How did kissing become so complicated... again? Swinger culture still features a choice, to kiss or not to kiss, that other non-monogamous folk don't usually make. These days, the stakes around kissing are higher, and that's complicated things as simple as kissing to say hello . Ginger, Prof, Tonia, Dylan, Lunabelle, Tonya, and Tyler get together t…

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SH230: Fellatio Navidad! 25:42

4M ago25:42

25:42

In the throes of Xmas hell, Johnny recounts a lonnnnng trip to the adult store to buy a girthy Xmas present for a friend. Happy festive period everyone! This Hut is more of an adult nature than most of the other ones so...wear protection. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Tha…

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SH229: A Conversation with...Santa Claus! 41:52

4M ago41:52

41:52

Johnny uses his super secret hotline number to ring up the north pole for a probing conversation with the big man himself, old Kris Kringle. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical organismics you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny …

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#400 - ReEmergence 1:04:06

5M ago1:04:06

1:04:06

Dylan, Ginger, Tonia, and Prof get back together to properly toast Life on the Swingset's 400th episode! The crew invites back Lunabelle, Tyler, and Tonya, and welcomes D into the fold to discuss ReEmergence and discovering intimacy… again. The crew discusses what returning to normal might look like during a time … very much not normal. D, and Luna…

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SH228: Metallica Rulez! 52:23

5M ago52:23

52:23

After some crunchworthy metal riffage from Johnny, he gives a deep dive of the twin Metallica concerts he saw up in Detroit recently. He gives a comprehensive recap of the Ford Field concert experience and a song by song analysis of the kick ass shows from the greatest band the world has ever known. If you're a Metallica fan, you'll love this talk;…

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SH227: Season Premiere, Commando-Style! 41:14

5M ago41:14

41:14

Johnny kicks off the new season by recapping how he ended up not wearing underwear and the challenges of pouchy boxer briefs, unbathed nudity, and folliculitis. Then after a word from our sponsor, Uncle Dave's Taint Cream, we check in with Beef Girthhouse for Browns vs. Ravens analysis. And more! Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funk…

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Pumpkin Spice Extravaganza 2023! 1:54:17

7M ago1:54:17

1:54:17

Patty Links, Sweet Smokie, and Spicy Smokie join Johnny for the umpteenth annual Pumpkin Spice Extravaganza! These food experts sample pumpkin spice ice creams, butter, cream cheese, yoghurt, cookies, whip cream, cereal, Twinkies, candies, marshmallows, cake rolls, cinnamon rolls, oatmeal, muffins, pretzels, candies, and oh so much more. PLEASE! Do…

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SH 226: Spaghetti and Meatheads! 43:39

7M ago43:39

43:39

After lamenting the plight of the Cleveland Browns and his survivor pool picks, Johnny empasizes the importance of educating your own dumb ass. Thsn it's time for ChatGPT comedy! Johnny asks ChatGPT to write a pre-game speech from a college coach to a football team about to play their arch rivals on a field covered with 3 inches of spaghetti and me…

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Wildebeest Man and the Sociopathic Stern Clam 22:21

8M ago22:21

22:21

The hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Join us as we look back on the classic 1989 superhero film, Batman. Our original review can be found here: https://www.oswpodcast.com/batman/ ---------- Movie featured in today's Plot Summary Mad Libs: Batman 1989 Superhero film Directed by Tim Burton Screenplay by Sam Hamm and Warren Sk…

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SH 225: Narco Ball! 30:23

8M ago30:23

30:23

After Johnny talks about Season 1 and 2 of Narcos. Then Beef Girthhouse joins up to talk about the beginning of the NFL season. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical oom pah pah you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. Kielbasa. …

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SS 399: We Go Meta on Swinging and Making the Sausage… and talk Sex Toys – from Friday Night Delights from February 5th, 2021

8M ago

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Ginger, Prof, Tonia, and Dylan get together on a normal Friday in February 2021 to plan a podcast about swinging… and almost fall into the trap of talking about swinging. Swingset gets meta, discussing swinging as a verb, swinger as a noun, new england accents, and …talking about Sportsheets and sex toys and restraints. a lot. Oh, and Prof discover…

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SS 399: We Go Meta on Swinging and Making the Sausage... and talk Sex Toys - from Friday Night Delights from February 5th, 2021 1:14:42

8M ago1:14:42

1:14:42

Ginger, Prof, Tonia, and Dylan get together on a normal Friday in February 2021 to plan a podcast about swinging… and almost fall into the trap of talking about swinging. Swingset gets meta, discussing swinging as a verb, swinger as a noun, new england accents, and …talking about Sportsheets and sex toys and restraints. a lot. Help support Life on …

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SH 224: The Cream of Dreams! 40:53

8M ago40:53

40:53

After Wah Wah Butter, Johnny takes us on a journey though a dreamscape hellscape bus tour. Then he calls his therapist, Dr. Superfluitz to get help on organizing the clutter in and around his lift. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical dreamscapes…

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SH 223: Vanderpump Fool! 53:32

8M ago53:32

53:32

After listening to a Bethany Frankel Podcast, Johnny (late to the party again) got sucked into Vanderpump Rules Season 10/Scandoval! After regrettably binging season 10, Johnny unloads on being put through the ringer of reality television sewage. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive rev…

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SH 222: Fantasy Turtles! 39:43

8M ago39:43

39:43

After a noodling turtle-riding piano interlude, Johnny yammers about fantasy football, Hard Knocks on HBO, and fantasy football draft strategies. Then its time to listen to voicemails on The Sausage Hut Feedback Voicemail Hotline! Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All…

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SH 221: EBITDAAAAH! 34:54

9M ago34:54

34:54

Johnny goes off about the death spiral that companies go through after their CFO says the EBITDA isn't high enough and they hire high-priced consultants who tell them to shitcan a large chunk of their workforce and sell the company to private equity vultures. Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a…

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SH 220: Interplanet, Damnit! 32:48

9M ago32:48

32:48

Johnny breaks down all the UFO/UAP discussions that have effervesced recently. Then he gets sidetracked talking about his new 85" TV and Duolingo. Finally, we open up the Happy Birthday Fart Request Hotline! Go binge our over 600 evergreen, hilarious, and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original intergala…

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SH 219: Le Tour d'Hut! 31:34

9M ago31:34

31:34

Got France in your pants? Johnny tells you everything to know about le Grand Tour, Le Tour de France! Which comes to an exciting conclusion this weekend. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical forthsallying you hear is composed, produced, and perform…

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Jabba's Slave Wearing Nothing but a Bandana 13:45

9M ago13:45

13:45

Star Wars is near and dear to our hearts, so why not take a dive into Return of the Jedi and see what our Plot Summary Mad Libs can do. Our original review can be found here: https://www.oswpodcast.com/rotj/ If you love everything Star Wars, we have a ton of episodes on our podcast covering several of the epic films If there is a movie you want us …

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Fall In For Fallout 76 37: Administrata! 42:29

9M ago42:29

42:29

After enduring a 21GB update and swiping a free Vault 76 beret and a free repair kit from the Atomic Shop, Johnny heads back to the Whitespring to do some equipment administrata, but first he meaders around the Whitespring basement because he cant find his way out. Then Johnny tries to find a fusion core at Arktos Pharma. Of course he fails. Then h…

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A Moist Princess From Another Dimension 10:12

10M ago10:12

10:12

Does our Plot Summary Mad Libs of 1993's "Super Mario Bros". make the story better or worse? I'm only left to wonder if we should give the same treatment to the animated 2023 version, "The Super Mario Bros. Movie"... Our original review can be found here: https://www.oswpodcast.com/smb/ One of the highlights from this recording is our small podcast…

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SH 218: The Dibujando Walk-In! 38:15

10M ago38:15

38:15

After The Dibujando Affect, Johnny reviews The Bear (spoilers therein) and questions the ending of season 2. Then, it's time for ChatGPT Poetry corner. After a dry run, Johnny asks: You are the executive chef at brand new restaurant. During your grand opening's dinner rush, you get stuck in the walk-in cooler because the door handle broke while you…

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"To Dream About Sausages" 11:52

10M ago11:52

11:52

If there is a movie you want us to bastardize with a Plot Summary Mad Libs, you can make a request on our Ko-fi page. ---------- Request a personalized shout out Request a Plot Summary Mad Libs for a movie of your choice! Check out all our episodes and subscribe Connect with us! Twitter | Facebook | Instagram ---------- Movie featured in today's Pl…

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CyberPhunk 2022 16: Point of No Return Pt. 4! 46:15

10M ago46:15

46:15

Finally We (as V) take our katana to Atom Smasher and his band of goons and rid ourselves of Johnny Silverhand! More action coming as we look forward to the Phantom Liberty DLC! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast, Fall In For Fallout 76, and CyberPhunk 2022! All the music you hear on these podcasts is written, produced, and performed by Johnny K…

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SH 217: That Swiss Cheese Behind Your Ear! 34:00

10M ago34:00

34:00

After the Echo Fragrant Sonata, we go behind the scenes while Johnny confides in his therapist, Dr. Superfluitz. And then some soup talk. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about leaving us a positive review? Thanks! All the original musical pumpkin rolls you hear is composed, produced, and performed by Johnny F. …

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SH 216: Scooper Saver! 31:40

10M ago31:40

31:40

Johnny heads out to the bar to do a little live podcasting! He starts off explaining the Skinwalker Ranch-like curse upon his life and podcast and the wrath of his morning veggie/protein juice. Then Johnny admits that he's a scooper saver. Then it's time for Ghat GPT Poetry Corner! We ask: "You drink cabbage, carrot, celery, beet juice with protein…

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A Support Group for "Can't Get a Boner" 10:11

11M ago10:11

10:11

Every time I think about 1999's Fight Club, I am reminded of the late Meat Loaf about how he almost ran me and Derek over in a motorized cart at the Motor City Comic Con. Well, that and our Plot Summary Mad Libs where I got a new nickname. If there is a movie you want us to bastardize with a Plot Summary Mad Libs, you can make a request on our Ko-f…

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SH 215: Lemon Pepper Parlay! 36:15

11M ago36:15

36:15

Johnny sorts out a 10 leg parlay for the NBA Finals game. Of course, nothing goes easy. So he calls Beef Girthhouse for some help. Then Johnny talks about the "lemon pepper" pronunciation on the Wing Stop commercial, bun buffing, homemade veggie burgers, interdimensional travel, and Skinwalker Ranch. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and fu…

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"Dana, stop sniffing my wife" 17:43

11M ago17:43

17:43

Christmas is a magical time of year, but when we have a go at Plot Summary Mad Libs for 1996 American Christmas family comedy film, "Jingle All the Way", Chris put it best: we're left with a bunch of trauma and scarred imagery. If there is a movie you want us to bastardize with a Plot Summary Mad Libs, you can make a request on our Ko-fi page. ----…

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SH 214: New Glasses! 48:48

11M ago48:48

48:48

First, THE SYMPHONY OF THE SPACE CADETS! Then, a heartfelt tribute to an all-time great...RIP Tina Turner. Then a trip through some of Johnny's favorite keyboard tones! After that, Johnny tells us about his new pair of superfunk prescription glasses. But he's not sure if he's ready for such a funky look so he calls the funkiest dude he knows, Stude…

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"Dan's Delightful DNA Diner" 11:39

11M ago11:39

11:39

Listen back to Plot Summary Mad Libs from 1993's Blockbuster, Jurassic Park. If there is a movie you want us to bastardize with a Plot Summary Mad Libs, you can make a request on our Ko-fi page. ---------- Request a personalized shout out Request a Plot Summary Mad Libs for a movie of your choice! Check out all our episodes and subscribe Connect wi…

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Fall In For Fallout 76 36: Union Dues? Union DON'T! 1:19:47

11M ago1:19:47

1:19:47

After snagging a No Trespassing sign and a Scout's Banner for free in the Atomic Shop, Johnny heads to the Union hideout in The Pitt to fix his equipment and talk to Wicker to get a side quest to collect steel ingots. Then we head into The Foundry to muck up the works. There are Fanatics and Protectrons all over and battles ensue while Johnny has t…

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SH 213: Bidet Parlay! 27:41

11M ago27:41

27:41

Johnny brings in Beef Girthhouse for a quick analysis of the NBA Conference Finals and Johnny's "optimistic" five leg same game parlay for the Lakers/Nuggets game. After that, Beef breaks down the Australian Football League Premiership ladder. Then it's time for Tips For Using Your Bidet with Clean Jeannie Preen. And finally, some Duolingo! Go bing…

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"Sexting in California" 8:52

11M ago8:52

8:52

Hocus Pocus is truly not appropriate for kids, with all the killing of children, emphasis on virginity, and of course merrily skipping away from 3 people burning alive. So let's make it even worse with a game of Plot Summary Mad Libs, this time facilitated by Dana! If there is a movie you want us to bastardize with a Plot Summary Mad Libs, you can …

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SH 212: Makin Bacon! 36:21

11M ago36:21

36:21

Johnny espouses the physical catharsis he feels when making bacon explosions and he is once again making bacon explosions for a soiree this weekend. Then Johnny brings in bacon expert Virgil Schlogg to break down the chemistry and preparation that goes into producing bacon. Go binge our over 600 evergreen hilarious and funky episodes! And how about…

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"Chubby, Scintillating Mahogany" 21:29

12M ago21:29

21:29

In our second Plot Summary Mad Libs, we begin the trend of verbally violating Kari, of which I take no blame. Here is our Mad Libs for 1980's American supernatural horror thriller film, "The Fog". If there is a movie you want us to bastardize with a Plot Summary Mad Libs, you can make a request on our Ko-fi page. ---------- Request a personalized s…

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Fall In For Fallout 76 35: Sabotage! 49:59

12M ago49:59

49:59

After a long hiatus, we grab a free neon dice sign, photoframes, and a repair kit from the Atomic Shop then we return to the wasteland, namely The Whitespring. Then we try to remember how to get to the roof and how to do the daily missions to get ultracite to fuel the vertibird to get to The Pitt. They involve making stew, gathering wood, and getti…

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Season 2 Intro + "Relegated to Hooking Out Tuna" 10:29

12M ago10:29

10:29

Welcome to Season 2! Finally, we've settled on a format that works best and brings the most popular content to you, our awesome listeners. We're shifting away from reviewing films and keeping the hilarious and often times offensive Plot Summary Mad Libs as our main entree. If you are not familiar with this segment or need a refresher, we take the p…

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SH 211: Heel Promo Cardio! 29:41

12M ago29:41

29:41

After an invigorating cardio sesh, Johnny Kielbasa takes us to Heel Promo ChatGPT Corner where he prompts ChatGPT: You are Ric Flair circa 1988. Your grandmother calls you on the phone. She tells you that Hacksaw Butch Reed is a much better wrestler than you are. Write a heel promo telling your grandmother what you are going to do to Hacksaw Butch …

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SH 210: Broken Screen Whiplash! 31:33

12M ago31:33

31:33

Johnny laments breaking the screen of his sweet computer for the third time. Then Johnny brings on Whiplash Jones to discuss the world of professional wrestling. Whiplash talks about having a cup of coffee in Mid South Wrestling, AEW news, and the drama behind Stone Cold Steve Austin and Shawn Michaels in Wrestlemania 14. Go binge our over 600 ever…

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SH 209: A Meaty Thunder! 32:38

1y ago32:38

32:38

Just as Johnny gets ready to dive into important, heady material, he's interrupted by Steve from sales at Johnny's day gig. Then it's time for another installment of ChatGPT Poetry Corner! Johnny's first two requests are DENIED by ChatGPT for being inappropriate. Then Johnny strikes gold with two requests: 1. Pretend you are John Milton. You are at…

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SS 398: Swingset as a Place… with Princess Vi 49:26

1y ago49:26

49:26

Princess Vi and I talk about what it means to build pop-up inclusive, welcoming, and sex friendly communities, and we wander about discussing what goes into that secret sauce… and what it feels like when you get it right, and … when you don't have it. Help support Life on the Swingset continue to make podcasts, and put on live panels and shows into…

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