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Thibaud & Kate

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Welcome to RATz! We all have that friend that says the most random things, but somehow the things they say are still relatable. That's Kate! We have these random conversations on instagram and decided to make a podcast about them. So armed with a list of VERY random topics and Kate's unique take on them, we invite you to waste the next 15-30 mins with us. If at the end you don't say, "What the hell did I just listen to?!" then we didn't do our jobs. Welcome to RATz!
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on whether or not it's human nature to be dirty or clean, Would You Rather is between being alone forever or in a small community of people you hate and Would You Rather be in your twenties or your current age forever. Current event: Lady accidentally falls in trash bin and gets picked up by trash truck!…
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on western medicine, and bionic humans. For WYR it’s between used only being able to buy used underwear or used toothbrushes and is it better to have a photographic memory or a 200 IQ…. 🥴🙃 Current event: Man pays thousands of dollars to turn into a dog 🐕By Thibaud & Kate
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on the only list that matters, for Would You Rather it's between going to a party where you know absolutely no one or only going to parties where you know everyone, and only eating foods you dislike forever or working a job you never wanted and hate for the rest of your life? Current event: exploding toilets…
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Thibaud and Kate nibble on food note endings which has to segway into the most popular meal of the year! Thanksgiving! 🦃 For ‘Would You Rather’ it’s between never be able to explain yourself OR never be able to understand others and walk around with wet socks all day OR a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth? Current event: a convict and his colorful…
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on the notion of switching bodies, who or what, and why? WYR takes you on a journey between barefeet walks in some nasty sh*t or sitting on a wet and dirty toilet seat and would you rather be the only one being laughed at, or the only one laughing at someone else? Current event: Funeral home fines for improperly storing 200 …
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on table manners and disparities between rich, poor, and different cultures at the dinner table. For WYR it’s between being good at something, but you absolutely hate it or being bad at something that you love, AND be a great gifter, or give bad gifts, but receive great gifts all the time? Current event: Fat Bears…
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on all things math, but not before celebrating Thibaud’s new venture. WYR is between always eating okra as a vegetable or eat 3 cockroaches one time and have access to all veggies AND discover a dead body or walk in on someone in the process of being murdered. Current event: 104 year old skydiving grandma!!…
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on time warps and why it feels like some people are pregnant longer than others, or certain kids grow up faster. For Would You Rather’s it’s between sending nudes to your parent OR to your social media and Would You Rather be famous or wealthy? Current event: how much $$$ would you need to feel rich?…
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on elderly abuse by way of spending an absurd amount of money at hip millennial coffee shops. For would you rather it’s between ‘never be able to go inside or never be able to go outside’ AND ‘sew all your own clothes or grow all your own food.’ current event: Man accidentally donated $15K instead of $150 to neighbor’s GoFun…
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on the way of measure with the metric vs imperial system. How is a foot an actual foot, and other silly ways the imperial system might make someone feel more superior. For would you rather it's between Christmas every day or your birthday every day AND whether you'd be the same person your whole life, or multiple people. Cur…
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on travel and specifically people that wait at their flight gate. For WYR it’s between living a long life, but poor or dying in 5 years, but rich… then it went downhill for there, with a user submitted WYR. 🩸 Current event: Taylor Swift in THEATERS OCT 13 vs. Britney Spears in her prime.…
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Kate and Thibaud pretend for a second that they’re Ratz at the Huberman Lab and nibble on how ideas materialize. For WYR it’s between NO access to wifi at home for a week or no cellphone on vacation AND WYR lose all your valuables and money or all the pictures you’ve ever taken? current event: Back on that tipping BS but this time at hotels 💰…
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on hotel towels, how sanitary they actually are, and how we absolutely definitely no longer need to take them home. For would you rather it's between a stranger wiping your behind every time you go number two OR use a towel to wipe your behind each time you go number 2 AND always tip zero and everyone at the restaurant would…
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on email signatures that are full of love and light and variations of BS. This week would you rather tackles if you’d clean the floor by licking or clean the toilet with your toothbrush AND work a new job every year or stick with one job until retirement? Current event: JURY DUTY with kids 🥵…
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on songs that get stuck in your head, and add two songs in your head in the process. Be on the lookout for some greatest hits soon. 👖🍚 For Would You Rather it’s between horizontal or vertical bars if you had to live in a cage forever AND whether or not you’d eat only cake or chips every day for one meal. Current event: Flat …
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on the embarrassing act that is RUNNING in public! Would you rather be stopped by security at the airport and be falsely detained OR be stuck in an airplane with a person who needs to be rightfully detained and would you rather only ever be able to smile or only be allowed to laugh loudly? Current event: Hey Barbie!…
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Thibaud and Kate nibble on geography, and how Chicago isn't in the midwest, but does anyone know where Suriname is even?! Would you rather be stuck in a phone booth for an hour with 10 tarantulas or 10 snakes OR would you rather have Universal respect or Unlimited Power? Current event: Threads! Exciting new platform or Twitter Dupe?…
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Kate and Thibaud are back for season 2 and are nibbling on random things travel, whether being parents to kids is the same as being a dog mom(or dad), and the AUDACITY of American's and why we're so loud in Europe! Would you rather spend the rest of your life in an extremely busy city or the rest of your life in the countryside OR travel to a place…
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Thibaud and Kate nibble on passive aggressive phrases that just never seem to land well. Would you rather’s are between knowing the history of every object you touch or talk to animals, AND have all your friends have the ability to see through your clothes or read your mind? Current event: raccoon orders donut like human 🦝 End of season 1 🧀 🐀…
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Thibaud and Kate nibble on death binders for the most meticulously executed funeral. For would you rather’s it’s between owning a pet dinosaur or 12 cats and whether or not you’d eat a meal that Kate has cooked or drive in the car with her. Current event: airplane emergency exits ✈️ 🚨By Thibaud & Kate
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on traffic lights, a little bit of color theory, and hot pursuit driver’s tests. WYR is between high profile jury duty and a 72 hour boring lecture OR never be able to sit, but keep your comfortable bed and be able to sit down, but always have to sleep on the floor. Current event: DUI doggy 🐕…
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Thibaud and Kate nibble on the difference between tornado and hurricane warnings and the mechanics of both with some beach action. For would you rather a little NSFW involving your favorite cousin and whether you’d put hot sauce on everything or never use condiments again? Current event: 500lbs of abandoned noods in the only appropriate place to fi…
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on some dirty, absolutely off-limit jobs. For would you rather it’s between 48 hours in the most uncomfortable + crowded airport or 48 hours on a deserted island with no access to drinking water. And stubbing your toe every day or having dirt or an eyelash stuck in your eye every day. Current event: naked bike ride 🍑 🚲…
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on expired foods like some true Ratz. For this week's would you rather it's between getting lost in the desert or in the jungle and sprint each time you walked, or use a pogo stick as your only form of transport. Current event tackles some 500 up skirt pictures.By Thibaud & Kate
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on the Chinese Acrobatics better known as Shen Yun, and whether anyone has been?! For would you rather it’s between choosing happiness or choosing to be right and if you’d be able to survive in a forest for a week or stay in a haunted house for a night. Current event: Florida man 😅…
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on food from the trashcan in true 🐀 fashion. For would you rather it’s between never having to put gas in your car or never needing to go pee and listener submitted: not showering for a whole week or having no access to indoor bathroom for a month. Current event: the Kardashians 🚗 🏃🏻‍♀️ 💨…
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on coughing in public and why it’s the most shameful of acts. For would you rather’s it’s a debate between being a petty person or having a squeaky clean image and never be stuck in traffic or never get a cold again. Current event: MAMMOTH meatballsBy Thibaud & Kate
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Ratz nibble on why almost all of our grandparents just had a magnifying glass laying around and when you decide to procure one for yourself. For would you rather’s it’s between being able to take things that you’ve said back or to hear everyone’s opinion of you, and whether you’d get a finger cut each time you scrolled on your phone or bite your to…
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on a concert merch, a little bit of theft, the emergence of a certain type of millennial branding and names (again). For Would You Rather's it's between telepathy and telekinesis, and if you'd prefer a comfortable lie OR an uncomfortable truth? Current event: the price of things and $10K birthday parties.…
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on the important question of what animal they’d be if they could be any animal. Would you rather has them choosing between laughing at inappropriate times or crying when frustrated and if you’d spent the night in the middle of nowhere or have a cringe moment on stage in front of thousands. For current event they talk about S…
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Kate and Thibaud nibble on pens and if there is such a thing as scribble memory, and whether or not it’s normal to casually write with a fountain pen. Would you rather use a fountain pen every time you write or shower once a week? Or clean up someone’s vomit or someone’s blood?! Current event: A new law in Maine around vanity plates, and Kate and T…
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Kate and Thibaud disagree about people who back into parking spaces, because one thinks it’s dangerous and the other one does it 😜. This week’s Would you rather tackles whether or not you’d walk in heels to work or drive backwards to work, and whether you’d drive a moped forever or back into every parking spot for the rest of your life. Current eve…
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Thibaud and Kate chat about the concept of hair and how it can possibly grow in specific patches. For would you rather’s it’s between trouble sleeping or trouble waking up and if you’d rather clean windows high up in the sky or work miles down under as a miner. For current event we could’ve tackled the Jeff Koontz shattered art piece, but instead w…
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Join Kate and Thibaud as they chuckle about the boujieness of valet parking, for ‘would you rather’ it’s a choice between laying by the pool or on the beach and apparently we can’t get enough of some poopy shituations 🙃 For current event : how bout that Rhianna Halftime show?By Thibaud & Kate
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Ratz nibble on New Year’s Eve glasses and why we need them and could a new eco friendly rendition of these party shades be on the horizon? Kate somehow doesn’t get the concept of living “the same day every day for 365 days” and how important is our wallet really? In current events: how does Pete Davidson get the good cheese every time? 🧀 🐀…
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In episode 3 of Ratz Kate and Thibaud nibble on infomercials and why the hell they’re so addicting. We’re switching things up and added in some fun “would you rather’s”. Who would survive in jail and what about being in a coma for a decade doesn’t sound appealing? In not so current current events. Taylor’s Swift and Ticketmaster 😅…
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