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Welcome to the Thick Tight podcast, where amazing things happen. Cover art photo provided by Emiliano Vittoriosi on Unsplash: https://unsplash.com/@emilianovittoriosi
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Too Gay To Care takes you on the experience of two queer boys and a trans woman, and their take on the life of LGBTQ and more hot topics while uttering the most outlandish things! Growing up in Miami gave this tight-knit trio the thick skin they needed to take on every obstacle put forth since birth. Aaliyah Kylie, Scyne and Coco Malik went from the group chat to the studio to deliver roundtable conversations about the state of the "culture." They live, laugh, read and drag all in one breath ...
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Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan
Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan
Welcome to the family! Michael and Estevan bring you an uncensored half-hour of chisme, pop culture commentary, and stories that would make our moms *cry in Spanglish*
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Ep 217: "I've Got A Lot of Weiner News So Buckle Up!!"
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In today’s episode we debut the new dipping sauce Heinas Ketchup, drive the Frankmobile through Weiner-loose, Arizona, perform slinky little numbers in Burlesque, wear the new Concha Adidas on our Reba McIntired feet & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, g…
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Ep 216: “If Our Foreskin Fathers Could See Us Now!!”
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In today’s episode we get our tits out on the cover of Sports Illustrated: Pinata Edition, serve cheesy potatoes for Smother’s Day, wreck our cars watching Randy Blue, and graduate with honors from M.I.T., Muy Inteligente Tio’s University & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme…
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Ep 215: “Is that what we’re calling 3sums now?!“
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In today’s episode we plan our looks for the McDonald’s themed Met Gala, share a bone-in experience with Bad Bunny and Jacqmeus, get under the Accuweather on the picket line, dive into the difference between backless, assless, and bassless & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chism…
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In today’s episode we take big gulps while riding our rumbas, pitch a Grease remake set in Greece starring Greece Witherspoon, get into our graphic socks for mother’s day, bemoan "oh brother" on the set of Wicked with Arianka & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsBe a part of the show-- call the G…
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In today’s episode we pitch the dark origin story of the Hamburgler, hard launch our mustache era, make Buddies at Bed, Bath, & Beyond, create cross cultural conversation within the step-dad community & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't …
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In today’s episode we pitch a tent for Selena at the first annual Cousinschella, eat twisted pretzels on the new hit show "Between Two Fernandos," spend four days recording Micheal’s birthday extravaganza, launch the campaign for Estevan to be the new Jame Bond 007 ’n a half & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-…
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In today’s episode we celebrate gay pride with hand shame, Mimi & Meg, make fruit salad with Latin Leche, enter our chaotic era by long-pressing that bitch and jajaing, moan in Spanglish with The Rock and the Yellow M&M & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice…
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In today’s episode we cruise Sniffies at Disney’s California Adventure Park, rank our top four places to cry in Los Angeles, launch our hard-to-reach service Task Grabbit, celebrate Estevan’s national holiday, April’s Fool & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, adv…
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Ep 209: “How Nice to Have Soft Parents and Soft Walls…”
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In today’s episode we go on a tour of Diplo’s amusement park, spend twelves hours in Vegas with Kelly, Adele and Justin Guarini, self-checkout by jumping off of high places, lay pipe by bounding as gender bent Disney Princesses & much more!Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions,…
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Ep 208: “Patron Saints of the White Arts”
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In today’s episode we get real for a change, honor our patron saints of the white arts, pitch terrible alcoholic versions of our favorite childhood drinks, eat hard boil eggs on the Oscar champagne carpet & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsBe a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 31…
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In today’s episode we travel to the upper east coast for the premiere of Los Gilmás Girls, reveal what’s in our crossbody bags, wheeled our power at Burbank Airport, get temporary tattoos of the Your Gay Cousins logo & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the …
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In today’s episode we eat sloppy Edible Arrangements on the subway, defund Paw Patrol and launch Barrio Pets, get mauled by Cocaine Bear outside of Seattle Grace Hospital, start our weeks with Jesus but end ‘em with RuPaul & much more!Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advi…
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Ep 205: "You’re not giving Barney a chance to serve C*nt!"
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In today’s episode we get Bugle surgery, pitch the daytime legal show the Nacho Supreme Court, relives the trauma of being a gordito playing tag, host the grand opening of our shady vegan eatery Cafe Attitude & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news…
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Ep 204: “Wetter, The Remix" (w/ ByLatinMen)
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In today’s episode we kiss the neighbor with our new gay cousins Kevin and Anthony from By Latin Men The Podcast, have our first fight LIVE on-air, go on speed dates in the shower, launch Jlo’s new streaming service Puerto Rican+ & much more!Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, question…
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Ep 203: "Two people raised me...Sally Field and Sean Cody!!"
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In today’s episode we debut a PBS docu-series, The Holes That Made Us, over-share and under deliver at The Grammys, knock at the back door of your cabin, list what we would and would not do for Beyonce tickets & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good new…
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Ep 202: “Life Is Like A Tub Of Manteca, You Never Know What You’re Gonna Get!”
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In today’s episode we rank our favorite endangered spokescandies, wear ugly clothes to Paris Fashion Week, do the voiceovers for the 1st Annual Oscars, get stomach aches on our way to the Superbowl & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't for…
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Ep 201: “Did You Sharon Stone Those Tights?”
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In today’s episode we reveal our inner Kim Petras at large, celebrate Disney Channel icons of yore, react to double murders in the building, win the Emmy for Best Top in a Supporting Role & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget to sub…
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In today’s episode we celebrate the big 2-0-0 with Salma Hayek, give our money back guarantee, birth our drag daughters Apoxxy Andrews and Pam Dulce, snort pixie sticks off of resin tables & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget to su…
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In today’s episode we prepare for the second coming with M3gan, cast our new reality show The Real Cousins of LA, get hand tattoos of this, that and the third, enter our unapologetically gay era with Tom Hanks & much more!photograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, qu…
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Ep 198: “Wide Gaping Spaces in 2023?!" by Your Gay Cousins with Michael & EstevanBy Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan
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In today’s episode we rank our favorite blue people from pop culture, make our list of new years unresolutions, cry on camera during our interviews with vampires, burn our brown eyes as we look back on 2022 & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)…
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In today’s episode we celebrate Merry Isthmus by stuffing tamales, react to horny scenes with Salina Estities, get looney with Homer and Dot, play gay twins White Pepper and Brown Salt & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget to subscr…
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In today’s episode we don performance fleece to perform with the Teletubbies, sit for Actor on Supporting Actor for our role in Cockbuster, go shopping for white elephant gifts at The White Lotus, ask Viola Davis 72 questions in line at Target & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (c…
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NEW EPISODE 194: “Wreck The Halls?!?” - In today’s episode we punch our cards at the Dollar Tree, ride a Peloton for two, kiss our ticketmaster under the mistletoe, sing our holiday classics from Wreck-It-Sheryl-Lee-Ralph’s album Wreck The Halls & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail …
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Ep 193: “Twist My Arm, Pull My Leg…I’m a Fucking Bop It!”
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In today’s episode we give advice on where to find men and how to drown them, rank our kinks from bop it to twist it, get flewed out to Tejas to host the inaugural NXNW, debut our bocas locas with JLo & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't …
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In today’s episode we pinky promise with Rita, Jane, Lilly and Sally, rank our good home girls from good to goodest, host a Christmas quinceañera with no tables and chairs, tell survivor stories of The Great Latina Mom Silence & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a pa…
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Ep 191: “Who Is Buying All The Glitter?!?"
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In today’s episode we pop our pussies down at Old Navy with Little Bear, pitch the noir thriller sequel to Glitter starring Felicia Navidad, bring back souvenirs from our trip to the future, do dad bits in our everyday life & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, ad…
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Ep 190: “Wanna Take A Ride In The Chismobile?!”
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In today’s episode we brave water features and feature films, sport senora haircuts to the Teddy Grammys, cast the Tios and Tias of Comedy World Tour, get festive with LiLo, RuPaul, and Santa Daddy & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't for…
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In today’s episode we become Christmas bitches with Meghan thee Trainor and Matt Rogers, react to your calls from the gay cousins hotline LIVE on air, rearrange the calendar in order of horny months, expose the foreplay of becoming your studious cousins & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsBe a p…
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Ep 188: "How Do I Become The Fluff Stuffer?!"
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In today’s episode we debut our line of bear flavored pop-tarts, get sorted into our gay animal houses, chug wine coolers with Chuchi, Mari, Lecha, and Vero, build our own FunkoPops (chisme not included) & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don…
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Ep 187: “Yoursemite, Mysemite, Oursemite?!”
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In today’s episode we join BeReal with our gay cousin Barney, pitch a tent in Mysemite, honor those who serve in Rihanna’s Navy, debut Target Brown & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and listen every Tuesday f…
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In today’s episode we serve cunt at the Sears photo studio, run errands at the Devil’s Butthole, pose panza to back with our good homegirls, go cruising for hole at Home Goods & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget to subscribe, rate…
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In today’s episode we get into Top Gun drag to fly first class, rank our favorite ouds and nudes, happen upon a fucking pumpkin, snort lines of Tajin off a rich person’s toilet & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget to subscribe, rat…
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Ep 184: “Magic School Bus for Mexicans?!“
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In today’s episode we dive into bate culture, discover our Tío Superpowers in a comic book origin story, pitch the Latine competition spin-off The Mole, sit Christ-cross applesauce at the 2023 Golden Globes & much more! photograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, ques…
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In today’s episode we celebrate Latinx Heritage Month with the ÑFL, use our feminine wiles to seduce Capi Papi, make sopita inside the Junior Bake Off tent, accept our Emmy for best full-frontal in a supporting role & much more! photograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chi…
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Ep 182: "Cuatro Leches Cake?! ...What's the fourth milk?"
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In today’s episode we debate how many leches in a cake are too many, be each other’s plus ones to our joint funeral, pop the garden to pluck some fresh figs, fake our own kidnapping at the Twixie Motel & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't…
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Ep 181: “Dunkies to Suck on and a Pumpkin Spice Maruchan!?!“
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In today’s episode we solve the case of the missing bagel holes, restock our garage fridges with pumpkin spice empanadas, celebrate Night of a Thousand Regina Halls, break the rules of what makes a date & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don'…
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In today’s episode we ask for forgiveness at register #4, pitch the workplace mockumentary Your Straight Cousins, do a 180 and quiet quit our day jobs, see what happens when push comes to shove & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cou…
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In today’s episode we sip out dunkies with the Queen of Christmas, cheers the newly married Taylor “Wednesday” Lautners, Aperol spritz our bodies for math class, manipulate the horny energies of our Halloween House Party & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsBe a part of the show-- call the Gay Co…
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Ep 178: “Not All Heroes Wear Capes But They Do Wear Caftans!”
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In today’s episode we get some R&R after running in the same circles, teach a caftan class with This Fool at Hugs No Thugs, expose our teenage dirtbag cousins Mush, Crunch and Slurp, rank the best Dorito flavors from straightest to gayest & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme…
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Ep 177: “Where the Crawdads are Daddying!!”
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In today’s episode we spell out slut in sopita, order the works at gay Starbucks, move into our pods in a dystopian el pollo loco, and host a cooking segment on a naked morning show & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsBe a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us…
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In today’s episode we pitch alternatives to the Choco Taco, get ready for back-to-school in the year 2062, predict cake trends with Ma, go piñata shopping in the 100 Acre Woods & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget to subscribe, rat…
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In today’s episode we front tramp stamps and back tramp stamps at Costco, give big jorgenergy at the lake, sit in conversation with Jennifer Affleck, live la vida loca in line for the monkey pox vax & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Ga…
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Ep 174: "Thick Bottle, Tight Mouth?!" by Your Gay Cousins with Michael & EstevanBy Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan
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In today’s episode we welcome you into A24s new series ‘The Gay Shöppe,’ honk for Jesus with Shawna, Crystal, Derhonda, fight them kids with Doja Cat, expose why the lights really went out in Georgia & much more! Available everywhere podcasts toare streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the…
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Ep 172: “Squirt, Stepdads, and Swiffers?!"
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In today’s episode we ride a disco horse to Salem, cast an all Latine reheat of Carlos’ Angels, shop for Jacquemus knock-offs in Santee Alley, fly on escobas with the Sanderson Sisters & much more! Available everywhere podcasts toare streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsphotograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Ho…
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In today’s episode we get in line for the monkeypox vaccine with Ken and Barbie, drink bloody Meryls with our cousin Cucu, go riding in cars with boys we shouldn’t, take our orgy/Terrier mix for a walk & much more! Available everywhere podcasts are streamed, tweet along using #YourGayCousinsBe a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-4…
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In today’s episode we rank the most lickable chips with Kelly Clarkson, run for mayor of Artichoketown, join JHud in celebrating TGIF with our EGOTS, cast the dais of the Comedy Central Eucharoast of Your Gay Cousins & much more! Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, g…
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In today’s episode we audition for the Blue Man Group, bounce on our community trampoline in a music video, expose the dark side of Balsamic Vinegar, host a Tamagotchi reality competition show & much more!Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9788 and leave us a voicemail (chisme, questions, advice, good news!)Don't forget to…
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Ep 168: “Hot Dads!!” (w/ Darryl Stephens)
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In today’s episode we run shirtless in your neighborhood with Darryl Stephens, celebrate hot dad Summer by opening a daycare, embrace our place in the sissyhood, fax in our headshot to audition for the Latinx spinoff of Noah’s Arc: “Nestor’s Canoe” & much more! photograph: @misterandrus Be a part of the show-- call the Gay Cousins Hotline 310-431-9…
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