Imagine your favorite TV show or movie, but with a different spin on it. Could Jaws have been a love story? Could the Sopranos be a Disney Channel show? Could The Suite Life of Zack and Cody be a horror thriller? "Let me pitch this."Welcome to the Pitch This Podcast. We are your hosts Adam Stark and Justin Chesney, here to have some fun and make some weird ideas for you to question your existence with. On this show, we talk about the happenings in the entertainment industry, play some games, ...
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Post Script 104: The Good/Bad Movie "Bell Chart"
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51:29We're back with another Post Script! This week, the crew gets a much needed update on a highly anticipated cinematic experience and Justin tries his best to describe his prefered movie rating system. Creative Producer: Tybee Diskin Production House: How's My Hair Productions Support the show Wash your dogs twice a day.…
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Juggernaut's attacking vertical walls again and there's no one around to stop him! Never fear, the FleX-Men are here and buffer than ever. Time to FleX all over these fools! This week, the Uncanny X-Men somehow get even beefier. Special Guests: Ify Nwadiwe and Ben Mekler Creative Producer: Tybee Diskin Production House: How's My Hair Productions Su…
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Post Script 102: How soon can we judge a show?
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47:57Welcome to "Post Script", our brand new biweekly show to fill in the gaps between scripts when you miss us so dearly. This week, we discuss at approximately what point in a television series is it acceptable to say "eh, not for me", and Adam vents about a movie that seems like it's been releasing for years now. If you liked just hearing us chat abo…
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No cap, it's good to be back! That's what the kids are saying nowadays...right?...RIGHT?? Find out how connected we are to the youths and their culture in this brand spankin' new episode! This week, gen Z invades the world of Netflix's "Bridgerton". With Special Guests Becca Hardy and Brianna Krejci. Creative Production and Direction by Tybee Diski…
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Did ya miss us?? The fabled return of two white podcasters and their silly little show is at hand in this very special Interlude episode marking our 100th go at all this! Stay tuned until the end for a very special announcement pertaining to the future of our show and thanks for being patient as we organized what's to come next. It's good to be bac…
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We're back for episode 99, but this time Justin's leading the charge with a take on the Dune craze that's probably...a few weeks late at this point. This week, the kids from South Park give their take on the epic tale of Dune. If you liked this episode, check out the rest of season 5 so far, and leave us a comment/rating on your listening app of ch…
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Episode 98: Italian-American Psycho
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1:08:14From ultra-southern to ultra-italian, we're just hitting all the American stereo types this season! No one is safe...Also, Justin once again apologized for his poor mic quality. Please forgive him, he's moving and he really needs a break right now. This week, boys night is held at the Time Square Olive Garden, and Justin tries to stump us with made…
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Happy 2024! After a little break from the shenanigans, we're back and with some brand new soundbytes. This week, Justin doesn't know how verbs work, our guests give better answers than us on what they would do with a Tardis, and DOCTOR WHO regenerates into an American. If you like this episode, be sure to let us know! Leave us a rating and review a…
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It's the holiday season and the boys are in form with another unhinged take on a christmas classic. This week, we announce the top toys of 2023, another batch of Hallmark titles hit the market, and Hermey gets his shot at running the Polar Express. If you like this episode, be sure to check out our other holiday specials from previous years! And do…
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We hear at Pitch This Podcast would like to apologize for the inconsistent quality of Justin's audio in this particular episode. You see, and he's very private about this, Justin suffers for a health condition called "poor", where his body lacks the necessary money to buy equipment that works all the time. It's very sad, and we don't know how much …
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The wonderful thing about Pitch This, is Pitch This' a wonderful thing! Their jokes are made out of nothing, and their scripts are made out of...a need for attention. IDK man...these can't all be winners... This week, we add a madalogues twist to some classic Disney monoglogues, and Tigger gets the family reunion he never wanted. Featuring special …
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Mwahaha! This is Count Pitchula typing this. That's right! I got a computer, and I took an online course on how to use it...once I could convince a friend to show me how to access the online course, OF COURSE...okay it was less of a friend and more of a guy I threatened on the street. Gosh you're so hung up on details, like omg ttyl fr ngl. Anyway,…
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Episode 92: Indiana Jones & the Tomb of the Tamagotchi
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1:16:26Season 5 is now well underway, and to keep barreling forward, we've brought on some old friends and new ones to talk about the first movie in a blockbuster franchise! Featuring special guests Andee Buccheri and Griffin Schiller. This week, Justin bets the house on "The Fugitive", and Indiana Jones hunts for the ancient life bringing relic called "T…
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At long last, the mad lads are back! We hit the ground rolling in season 5 by starting out with a crossover featuring two blockbusters from this summer. This week, Justin and Adam share their new adult hobbies, and Barbie dreams of setting the world ablaze. If you like this episode, check out our previous seasons! If you didn't...I dunno man...I'm …
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The end of season 4 is here! And oh gosh...we've got a doozy to close out the season. This week, Justin sings, we skirt the line of becoming furries, and the boys play a game of basketball to decide the fate and future of the show. Featuring special guests Brian Cudina and Tory Guardino, as well as special appearances from many previous guests as w…
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Well hi, cutie pie! How ya doing, Patrick Ewing? (He was a basketball player, nerds). We're almost to the end of the season, but before we get there, we've got a very special show to talk about! This week, we discuss our feelings on Ted Lasso, and Richmond gets the band back together for one final game. Featuring special guests Jackie Webb and Alex…
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We felt bad for missing a week, so we're giving you episodes on back to back weeks this time around! This week, Justin writes a script he's had on the back burner for quite some time, and Thomas the Tank Engine gets humanity back on track. If you liked this episode, check out the rest of season four! Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter…
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Well, Adam's done it again: Another script about cars that Justin must now scrub the bowels of youtube to find sounds for. At least this time it's with our favorite plumber: Mario Pratt. This week, we discuss our favorite Karts, a new game has us design our own cup, and Toad gets his ride PIMPED. If you like this episode, check out the rest of seas…
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Cats? Hats? Cats in hats with a bat? Warning: this episode is certified CURSED. If you thought the live-action "Cat in the Hat" movie was a hard watch, get ready for Justin's take on the classic(?) flick. We are also joined by the hilarious Laura Browne and Sam Kaufman! If you like this episode, check out the rest of season 4, and beyond! As always…
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Oh Hi, listeners! How is your sex lives? This week, we delve into mind mind of Tommy Wiseau as we attempt to tap into his directorial style, and how he might have presented "Titanic" if he got to it before James Cameron. If you like this episode, check out the rest of season 4, and beyond! As always, follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter…
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Don't call it a sequel!...except...do...call it that...cuz that's what it is...sort of....Gear up for a spiritual follow-up to a script we made like...two years ago! This week, we return to the Elizabethan era, and use our own favorite words to take Shakespeare to the next level. As always, if you like what you hear, check out the rest of the seaso…
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Hey you! Are you tired of listening to the cheap comedy and budget script writing provided to you by the hosts of this podcast? Well you're in luck! Because this week, we got someone else to write about rich people instead! This week, Nicholas Jacobino takes the reins and delivers his take on the hit HBO series, "The White Lotus". Featuring special…
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Let's be honest...we're tired. Seasonal depression and all that. But after 80 episodes we needed a breather, and to get a little trashed. This week, the boys get caught up on the haps of the world, take some audience questions, and fantasy draft our own versions of the Super Smash Brothers movie. If you like this episode...why? But also, be sure to…
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Episode 80: Hard Knocks: The Indigo League
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1:13:44Football! Sports!! And...nerd shit?? That's right folks, they said it shouldn't be done, and they were probably right. As we celebrate making it to 80 episodes, the world celebrates two other major events: The Superbowl, and the retirement of Ash Ketchum. This week, Peekabo wants your social security number, and Ash picks his starting lineup for hi…
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Weather forecast is calling for two dirty feet of snow, and once again Justin has made a real stinker of a script based on a certain director's definite foot kink. This week, Adam gets drilled in more ways than one, and Tarantino takes a crack at Disney's "Frozen". If you like this episode, be sure to check out the rest of season 4 and beyond! As a…
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Episode 78: Twas the Cul-De-Sac before Christmas
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1:01:01‘Twas the episode before Christmas and all through the time, Adam tries his best to learn how to rhyme. And so does Justin...rhyming sucks. This week, it's a silent boys night as the lads get festive, and we explore what Christmas is like in Cartoon Networks most famous Cul-de-Sac. We hope you enjoy our last episode of the year, and wish that it br…
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Episode 77: Blue Christmas: An Avatar Holiday Special
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1:16:27It's the holiday season, and the boys are kicking it off with some hot takes to keep you warm this winter! This week, our guests have very different opinions about James Cameron's blue people, we reveal the hot toy of the season, and Christmas on Pandora goes up in smoke. Featuring special guests Peter Charney and Kristen Brancaccio! If you like th…
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Hey you! Come take a listen to these warlocks!...It...It doesn't work as well as I wanted it to...This week, we welcome on the hosts of Insomniac Snack as we talk about our favorite ways to cook a pokemon, and discuss what a SuperBad sequel would look like! If you like this episode, check out the rest of season three, four, and uh...sure, the other…
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Episode 75: Chainsaw Man & The Appliance 5
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1:08:43Sup Weebs?? We've collectively decided that this is just an Anime podcast now...deal with it, Nerds. This week, Chainsaw Man joins a team, and Madalogues gets out of hand. If you like this episode, be sure to check out the rest of season 4, season 3, and...and that's it. Ah, you know what, go back and listen to the old ones, too, ya little stinkers…
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Episode 74: Halloween: Michael Poppins
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1:11:36It's the most Spoopiest time of the year, and the Pitch This boys are tackling a scary classic: The Halloween Franchise! This week, Justin tells a scary story, Jacobino takes our jobs, and Michael Myer absolutely kills it...as a babysitter. Featuring special guests Jeannie Hageman, Nick Jacobino, and Count Pitchula. If you like this episode, check …
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Episode 73: Billy & Mandy Get a Clue
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1:11:14Better bring an extra pair of pants before listening to this episode, because SPOOP SEASON IS UPON US and who knows what farts and frights may be lingering just around the corner...This week, we're joined by the hosts of Two Dudes Watch Cartoons as we give our pitch for what a murder mystery episode of Billy & Mandy would look like. If you like thi…
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Welcome to the episode that shouldn't have happened. But it did so...here you go, I guess. This week, Adam is bullied by Daddy Bezos and Seinfeld gets the baby reboot treatment. Featuring special guests Laura Browne and Daniel Artuso. If you like this episode, check out the rest of our episodes (but mostly season 3 and beyond...) and rate us on you…
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We back, and we back, and we back....for season 4! So much has happened in the interim, and we've missed you all so dearly. In our season premier, the boys open up about their personal lives, Justin finds a troubling billboard, and Peter Pan gets an Anime makeover! Featuring special guests Morgan Reilly and Keland Sarno. As always, big thanks to Pe…
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Episode 70: Stark and Chez: Rescue Rangers
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1:08:33It's season finale time, and in true Pitch This fashion, we're making it meta as crap. Sue us, Zuckerberg. This season has been an absolute blast, and to cap it off, we got everyone in on the fun! Join us, and many other fan favorite charaters, as we ban together to solve a mysterious...mystery. The fate of the Pitch This Universe might very well d…
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Ohhhhh yeeaaahhhh baby, we've made it possibly the best number ever, and if you think we're not going all-out-shmexy for it, you are in for a while ride, friends. This week, Adam finishes Netflix, the show gets sponsored by an odd doctor, and Bruce Wayne gets freaky. Featuring special guests Lauren Dietzel and Sam Kaufman. If you like this, the pen…
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What if the champions of Earthrealm couldn't kill or be killed with their own Kombat? This and many other questions keep us up at night. Seriously. I haven't slept in days. This week, Mortal Kombat gets the LEGO makeover we've all been asking for and Justin is in audio jail. Featuring special guests Bryan Raiton and Rob Mobley! If you like this epi…
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Why won't Ryan Reynolds Tweet us back??...it makes no sense. In unrelated news, Pitch This is currently inquiring about the purchase of a certain futbol club. We can't say the name of it, but it does rhyme with "Shmexham". This week, we discuss our favorite people to wear the ring, and Mr. Bean defends Earth from Fear Itself. Featuring special gues…
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Episode 66: Adam's Magical Bachelor Bash
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1:17:58BOYS NIGHT!! And the boys are feeling allllright. For episode 66 we're throwing at you a not-quite-a-Interlude, not-quite-a-Regular-show....episode, because we felt it would be a disservice to not take the time to tell the tale of Adam's Magical Bachelor Bash. This week, the boys and some other boys discuss the events and shenanigans of a magical t…
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We apologize for the delay in this episode's release. Though, to be fair, Justin didn't want to watch this movie, so...you're welcome. He did that for you. This week, It's Morbin' time. If you like this episode, make sure to check out the rest of season 3, and beyond! Leave us a comment and rating, let us know what you like, what you think sucks, a…
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With how much of a cultural reset this saga was, it's shocking Justin waited until this past week to view each and everyone of these movies. But he did. He did that for YOU. This week, Tory can't read, we all get sauce on our birthdays, and Bella Swan plays the great American past time. Featuring special guests Tory Guardino and Alyssa Morrison. If…
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Listen, we understand if the world doesn't listen to this one right away. I mean, how're we supposed to compete for your attention when Will Smith just hit Chris Rock on live television? We understand. Take as much time as you need to fully absorb that, we'll be here waiting when you finally come out of shock. This week, we go back further than we …
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Alright folks, we're not gonna lie...this one really went off the rails. I mean...we're talking the-circus-train-that-crashed-into-the-woods-in-The-Rugrats-Movie levels of derailment. This week, Adam just got off a bus, we learn some important frog facts, and Ben Tennyson gets the help he needs. If you like this episode, first of all, why? And seco…
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Adam and Justin give their big, creative brains a nice, little break. Join us, as we catch up on life, new trailers, and more about that weird straight-to-DVD Pinocchio movie. Adam shares his experience of watching his team win a Super Bowl and Justin remains a sad Jets fan. Make sure you tune in for another ad for the hottest new app as well! And …
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Episode 60: Cars 9: The Rocket League
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1:13:45Start your engines and leave some GGs in the chat, it's time for the Cars sequel literally no one was waiting for, just in time for Valentine's Day! This week, Justin goes shopping for a used vehicle from the three worst salesmen in the game, we finally get sponsored by a certain truck company, and Lightning McQueen starts a new career in the Rocke…
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Episode 59: The Radical Story of Zelda
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1:16:57Radical! Gnarly! To the MAX! (Ask your parents about any other 80's slang for 'cool'...that's all I've got). This week, The Legend of Zelda is told as an 80's Teen Movie, Elmo learns to count, and Mike finds out the real reason why we invite him on the show so often. Featuring special guests Mike Staub and Brian Cudina! If you like this episode, be…
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Cider-Man, Cider-Man, does whatever a douchebag can. Can he swing? Yeah he could. But that's played out, so he's all good. LOOK OUT, here comes the Cider-Man!! This week, we return to the spiderverse for our second run at the web-head, and a new game has us writing scripts using only predictive text! Featuring special guests Jared Lucier and Caroli…
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Ambiguous Podcast Solutions: Pitch This Origins
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1:11:41Happy New Year, Pitchers! How was your first and only run of the year? In lieu of a script this week, we thought it would be fun to take you back to the beginning...We recently were interviewed by "Ambiguous Podcast Solutions" on our humble beginnings. "The return of The Ambiguous Podcast Solution is finally here! Founder of Ambiguous Podcast Solut…
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Episode 57: Santa Claus vs. The World
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1:17:01Tis the season Pitchers, and that means we've got a second holiday episode coming in ice hot...that's...that's a thing right? This week, we talks about our holiday plans, Justin's new pursuit of fatherhood, and Scott Calvin takes previous Claus spouses to secure his place as the New Santa. Feature special guests Mike Staub and Amanda Mac! If you li…
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Episode 56: Home Alone on Planet Earth
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1:13:12Jingle Jangle , it's the holiday season and the boys are here to sleigh some festive pitches! This week, Justin discusses his Thanksgiving roasting, Joe Pesci bites a kid, and Kevin McCallister fights off the undead. Featuring special guests Ethan Marble and Bryan Raiton. If you like this episode, check out the other great pitches from this season …
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Episode 55: Princess Diaries 3: A Queen in Queens
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55:35You know what they say: while the Justin's away, the ladies will play! Yes after last week's overflow of masculinity, we thought the only way to balance it out was to fight that energy back with a Ladies Night...and also Adam. A girl's Middle School Sleepover party that Adam was invited to observe...for scientific reasons. This week, Queen Mia meet…
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