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Consistent release schedule? Never heard of her. It's time to review WWF Attitude! There's 2 kinds of wrestling games, and this is the one only half the guys like. There's a power trip about sucking at your job and all the filler you've all come to know and love.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a…
 
Back with a fresh episode of the feel good hit of the summer, Army Men: Air Combat. The guys get back in the swing of things, reviewing games in the face of the apocalypse so you can make the informed decision to not play Quest 64.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice …
 
After a long hiatus the boys are back in town! This review of NHL Breakaway 98 was recorded a couple months ago, but it's still relevant in the sense it's a review of a 20 year old sports game! Anyway, more episodes coming, let's GOOOOO!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a …
 
Back to the N64 reviews! It's Mega Man 64! This episode has more swears than usual! It also gets vaguely political in the Power Trip. There's also the entire very annoying Mega Man cartoon theme song! He's a fighting robot y'all! Music credit at the end of episode is the hip hop group DAM, song is Handcuff Them War Criminals.--- This episode is spo…
 
Mike's house has the COVID, so the review this week is our impressions of the New Pokemon Snap! Does it hold up to the original? The guys compare it categorically the only way they know how: through authoritatively subjective opinions! Pro podcasters, pro game reviewers, pro pokemon photographers.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easie…
 
Season 3 coming in hot with a divisive classic, Pokemon Snap. Alvin talked the game up a lot, but how does it hold up? Well, this is the review, so, you know, listen to it. We got a POWERTRIP that's oddly on theme for the episode.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice m…
 
Are you big into billiards? Why? Anyway, this is a very serious review of a very serious pool game. There is also talk about future projects nobody wants. Anyway, here's the review of Virtual Pool 64--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/phara…
 
Season 3 is upon you, and it's extra tactical with Rainbow Six. We got the same great taste with less filler. Or more filler. We haven't decided. Wanna fight about it?--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wizards/messageSupport this p…
 
Alvin didn't play the game, so instead of season 3 we are doing a new bonus episode about some of the movers and shakers in the N64 world. What's gone up, what's gone down, and now right were the reviews? Find out!--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wizards/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wizards/support…
 
Season 2 is done, but apparently the wizards aren't. The guys talk about where we are, where we been, where we are going, and also some movie talk, heavily featuring what could be the second worst German.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/…
 
Two seasons down and ending with a legend, Majora's Mask! Justin joins us again for a technical difficulty free 3rd look at one of the all time greats, and there's definitely gonna be pizza content. See ya in Season 3!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: http…
 
Another week, another sports game with 64 in the title, FIFA Soccer 64. Or football if you aren't American. There's a Power Trip about being mad brought to you by DMX--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wizards/messageSupport this po…
 
The most wonderful thing about Tiggers, are Tiggers get video games! You're really about to listen to a review about a Winnie the Pooh game. You really are a Top Fan. There's a power trip about liking things.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor…
 
This episode is partially created by you, the fans! The guys are talking about theirs and your favorite weapons from video games.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wizards/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wiza…
 
Oh my god! They reviewed South Park! The guys review a big time slice of nostalgia and there is a motivating Power Trip. Don't let your dreams be dreams.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wizards/messageSupport this podcast: https:…
 
The years of Madden start coming and presumably won't stop coming in this latest episode. It's Madden 99. If you're new to football games, well, this is one of em. New POWERTRIP with artificial crowd noise.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.f…
 
Let's get ready to reviiiiiiieeeeeww Ready 2 Rumble boxing. This episode is full of Dreamcast talk, the guys plug things, and Alvin coups a POWERTRIP.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wizards/messageSupport this podcast: https://a…
 
This week's review solves the puzzle of whether or not Wheel of Fortune is a video game or not. There's also a fake POWERTRIP about made up stuff.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wizards/messageSupport this podcast: https://ancho…
 
Kicking off the new year talking about bad video game gifts based off of "listener" contributions! Also some common sense tips to not gift poorly.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wizards/messageSupport this podcast: https://ancho…
 
Time for rasslin! This week is all about the not goodest wrestling game on a system full of great ones: WCW Nitro. New POWER TRIP about how you should take your coffee. Also more talking words than you can possibly comprehend.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice messa…
 
Back to the reviews! This week is Mace the Dark Ages, a mash up of soul calibur and mortal kombat and not as good as either. We got a power trip about the things you like and probably a lot of other things too. Or not. But maybe. Unless...--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in …
 
Super special bonus episode, the guys invite Shadow Wizard Justin aka Vibrolux/Justin4Now to test how many games the guys have actually played from a random list. Much fun and there's a power trip on the line for the winner. *DISCLAIMER* Recording gets a little out of sync towards the end of every segment. We don't know why this happened, blaming A…
 
Long anticipated review of literally everyone's favorite N64 game of all time, Disney's Tarzan. The guys taunt Phil Collins, there's a lot of worm banter, and Dr. Feelaverage debuts his hit single, Call Me Maybe. Half way done with a season y'all!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- …
 
The guys take on the timeless classic Tony Hawk's Pro Skater in a messy, chaotic, very professional review. Our first post apocalypse episode!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wizards/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm…
 
Get ready for winter with a review of Big Mountain 2000, one of far too many mediocre snowboarding games on this console. The guys got a new POWER TRIP about glue, we look for new sponsors, and talk about drinking poison.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: h…
 
Last week was pretty cool huh? Best game to date. Those were the days. But not today. Today is Midway's Greatest Arcade Hits Volume 1. Join this struggle session and stay for the banter, a Power Trip about rules, and learn about Mike's Netflix viewing habits.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://ancho…
 
This week we review NBA Jam except that's not what it's called but it's exactly that and it's a good thing. Another tie review score means another positive power trip, and the boys pitch their billion dollar ideas to everyone as very professional podcasters.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor…
 
What do your you get when you combine Children of Men, Mad Max, Fallout, with an average shooter and put them all in a tank? Find out from this review of BattleTanx! Also Alvin challenges Russel Crowe to a sword fight and Mike challenges Jack Nicholson to a bike race.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. http…
 
Getting down in the dirt for this review of Top Gear Rally for N64. No it's not the British Top Gear. The guys talk about linguistics, how not to get scammed, and we stab in a direction again.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wiza…
 
This week is the painfully average and influential game Winback: Covert Operations. We got a tie on score so we get dual power trip, we riff on our favorite N64 era TV shows, and talk about whatever.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/phara…
 
We offered to play all the games so you don't have to, but if you insist on playing yourself, Mike has some tips on playing the market this week so you don't get burned over paying, as well as some games worth cashing out on.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wizards/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wizards…
 
A favorite game that nobody remembers comes on the chopping block this week with Rocket Robot on Wheels and Mike gets the sports bug on a new Power Trip--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wizards/messageSupport this podcast: https:/…
 
You didn't ask for it but we delivered anyway! Season 2 is here and we continue this odyssey with Aerofighters Assault. Join us in the danger zone as we attack copyright laws, challenge everyone to a duel, and scheme ways to meet Rihanna by stealing from her. There's a video game review here too.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easies…
 
Technical difficulties with first publish, now we are back for finale attempt 2. Our first season in the books! This episode is a recap with our good friend and shadow wizard of the Pharaoh Wizards Justin, and we also talk about our favorite cheating games for cheaters. Thanks for tagging along with us on the first leg of this adventure and we look…
 
Our final review of the season is a port of a PC Doom clone, Hexen. Alvin tries to let fate do the review via tarot cards, Mike adds crickets to the episode, we go masks out for COVID in a new Power Trip, and we eat all the cheesecakes, but we aren't sorry, because they were very delicious cheesecakes--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The e…
 
Episode 20 is a review of the absurdly popular formula 1 game F1 Pole Position 64. This review is for all humons. There are lots of humon related things here. It's not for robots. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wizards/messageS…
 
Float like a butterfly, sting like a butterfly with a knife, it's Knockout Kings 2000! This review is chaotic. It also has Hobo Johnson discourse. One away from episode 20!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wizards/messageSupport t…
 
Pew pew pew! This episode is about a game you never heard of, but probably should. We discuss the differences between bestiary and beastiality, we got a new Power Trip based on sound advice by Life Guru Alvin, and we are back on our bullshit about car batteries and crime. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.…
 
Finally it's 007! Wait...this isn't Goldeneye. Sigh. We got our first double POWER TRIP, a tribute to the comedy stylings of Mitch Hedberg. Absolutely no doctor jokes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wizards/messageSupport this …
 
Episode 16 is another cartoon based game with a surprising secret: its not total garbage! Mike can't stop bringing up soda, Joy-cons become Rage-cons in a new Power Trip, and we celebrate the greatest cover song of all time.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message…
 
This week we review the 2nd best snowboarding game on N64, we rage at the sun, Elon Musk gets called out again, and we make 7 up yours. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wizards/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/phara…
 
This week we take a big dose of chemical X and take on the only PPG on N64. There's talk about Hot Topic, we formally invite Jonathon Davis or the band Rammstein to the show, Mike tells people they don't know what they got on a new POWER TRIP, and UPS gets in the crosshairs. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podca…
 
No review this week, but an important episode. The Wizards give you the run down on how to identify counterfeit cartridges, offer to sell your shit for a dollar, and make amends with Chicago. Look out Peoria, you're up next!--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wizards/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/pharaoh-wizards/…
 
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