Bram Stoker wrote in "Dracula": "There is a reason why all things are as they are." And the reason this episode was so delayed is because we, once again, watched the movie, didn't record for several months, and then had to re-watch it. But here it is! Our podcast on "Twilight: Breaking Down Part 1," so named because, in this one, everyone and every…

A third "Twilight" movie! They said it could never be done. But then again, they said werewolves and vampires would never work together, and, well... you'll just have to listen to the episode. Only two more movies after this! Enjoy 'em while they last!

Part 2 of our Twilight saga spoilercast series. In "New Moon," we meet the vampires, the Volturi and more Volvos. Enjoy! (This is Anthony please help me I can't watch three more of these movies)

It finally happened. $100 showed up in Anthony's Venmo, so your humble hosts are watching all of the Twilight movies. First up: Twilight. Hear our thoughts on spider monkeys, vampire baseball, R. Patz and K. Stew and more!

We're back! Our triumphant return from hiatus includes some coronavirus relationship advice, a new segment, a debate about whether or not Godzilla is a dragon, the founding of the Tim Robbins Fan Club and more.

The mean, green Grinch is back in theaters, thanks to Benedict Cumbergrinch and the good people at Illumination Entertainment. We spend about 98 percent of this episode talking about the Grinch, and yes, at one point, Anthony does say the Grinch drinks piss. We're very sorry. Also, Genevieve definitely says "sledge" instead of "sludge" at one point…

Don't listen to this one with the lights off, folks. It's our annual Halloween Spooktacular Frightmare episode. Ghost horses, the Mothman, Edward Cullen - listen if you dare. Also: Genevieve argues that Twilight is better than Game of Thrones (it's not) and we get an exciting opportunity to join the Illuminati.…

This episode's a little different, folks. Instead of giving we advice, we took a quiz to see if we're really ready to get married. Are we? Listen and find out. We also talk about nicknames, Hilary Duff, shellfish and more.

This is the big one, folks. It finally happened. The local kids got engaged, which the haters and losers, of which there are many, said would never happen. In this episode, we invent a new relationship status, dole out far too much engagement advice for two people who have been engaged less than a week and talk about dump boys. Enjoy.…

Major switch-em-up at the beginning and end of this week's podcast, friends. Be prepared. All you need to know about this episode is that there's been a murder at the pool hall involving a toilet, but don't worry -- a detective is investigating. Keep grifting.

This one's shorter than usual, but that's probably a good thing? Who wants to listen to us talk for an hour-plus? Anyways, if you need cuddling advice, want to know about park dates or just want to hear some erotic fanfiction about your favorite hosts, this is the episode for you.

Lots of presidential humor in this one, you guys, but probably not about the president you're expecting. Also, Anthony does just a totally very good impression of Ricky Ricardo. Other topics covered: babysitting, frogs, gamers' rights, Netflix original movies

This is a very exciting episode because we have our first ever guest, Conall Quinn. Please forgive how bad the episode sounds, we were sharing two mics between three people. The comedy is good as always though, folks. Some topics covered: making out, high school crushes, piss guitars, classic "The Office" moments, Jeff Probst and being basic. Enjoy…

Folks, I'm so excited to announce that in this episode, there is a backdoor pilot for our radio play of "The Fast and The Furious." Also, we give a lot of good advice in this episode? And the comedy's pretty OK too? Actually, now that I think of it this might be our best episode yet?

Folks, our annual member drive is here. Donate at the $15 a month level and get a free "Cool Is Stupid" t-shirt. Also, there's a twist at the end of this episode. Enjoy!

I regret to inform you that Genevieve outs herself as a massive psychopath in this episode. You have been warned. Also, do you guys remember "The Pink Panther" (2006, dir. Shawn Levy)? We talk about that one a little bit. Also also, we announce A NEW CONTEST. Submit your fan art to win a hat! Other topics: social media etiquette, dentist daddies, b…

Look, this is probably the worst episode yet, but we do a Christmas Carol radio play and a long bit about Garfield, the angry orange cat. Download Amazon Prime using promo code "stopthispodcast" and get 20 percent off your first Fairly Oddparents. I'm sorry to Tim Allen for the mean joke I made about him. Happy holidays! (Also there's ASMR in this …

To quote our dear host Anthony, "This is the grossest episode of any podcast that's ever been recorded." In this, our 10th episode, we cover all things kissing: what it is, how to do it and how to make it more fun. Also, we invent competitive kissing. Maybe there's even an on-mic smooch...guess you'll have to listen to find out.…

It's here, folks. Our first ever Halloween (pronounced Halloween) episode. We cover ghosting, talking to ghosts, werewolves, Ouija boards, the Power Rangers, the Devil and so much more. It's a true spooktacular, a regular frightmare!

This episode is for fans of kissing, James Cameron's "Avatar," seaside very small Greek places and the Nintendo Switch. And congratulations to Derek and Ashley on winning the pivot table contest!

This week: We reveal secrets about our relationship, we talk about craft beer (we're very hip) and an old friend makes an appearance.

This week, we help someone whose boyfriend is allergic to kissing (basically). We also talk about baked goods, prewritten dates, cuckoldry, Tinder and the scariest question we've answered so far.

This week: A couple of viewer emails, cheap dates, cheapskates, dominant teenagers, a way-too-long bit about the Bible and Genevieve tries to use the podcast as Google.

In this episode, we cover: Vaping, kissing your friend's sister, startups, getting back with your ex and MMA.