Throughout Howie's 52 year career in advertising, from Madison Avenue to sunny California, he became known for creating iconic ads like Alka-Seltzer's "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" and for having the cahones to blow up the "old" Jack in the Box clown when they reformulated. Check out his new book "I Can't Believe I Lived the Whole Thing: …

Mary is a comedian, actress, and producer from Pasadena, California. She performs in the greater Los Angeles area and produces the comedy show "Armenian All-Stars" at Flappers in Burbank, California. • Mary on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maryb626 • Featured Music: Slightly Stoopid - Circle House Blues • My Artwork and Stories: https://www.…

00:00 Babies hate podcasts • 00:23 Reverse motivation • 01:16 Stupid is good • 02:34 Capital Pewnishment • 03:10 God • 04:06 Stupid brain • 04:44 Adaptation • 06:02 Surprise kill vanish • 06:46 Collective energy • 08:13 Insane obsession • 09:22 23 and maybe • 10:08 Mitch Hedberg • • Featured Music: Minnesota - Stardust Redux (Perkulat0r Remix) • Al…

00:00 Leveraging a curse • 00:47 Unibrow on a child • 02:10 Protect Goldilocks • 03:25 Soft goodbye • 03:51 Leaky face • 05:08 Mediocrity rules • 06:07 Down to earth • 06:59 Secret shortcut • 09:26 10 kids • 09:58 Delicate balance • 11:42 Straws pulled at random • • • Featured Music: Blue in Green - Rainy Streets • Stochastic Resonance - Manic Focu…

00:00 So smart • 00:41 Gender assumption • 01:49 Nostalgia • 02:53 Loving themselves • 03:16 Circlejerk chamber • 04:02 Cow worship • 04:33 Genetic claustrophobia • 04:56 Son of a great man • 05:33 Fire worship • 05:58 Forgotten past • 06:30 Drawing vs streaming • 07:19 Hardest difficulty • 08:07 Spirals in the east • 08:54 Castle Hill • • • Featur…

00:00 Sex robots • 01:02 Reverse Motivation • 01:53 Growing Apart • 02:54 Sketchy God • 03:40 Wild Flat Earthers • 04:24 Artistic Alchemy • 05:29 Self Reflection • 05:55 The Creative Well • 06:42 Emilio • 06:59 Plight of the Creator • 08:08 Audio Technica • • • • Featured Music: Ott - Hello My Name Is • Marbert Rocel - Eleanor Birdbath • Telefon Te…

00:00 Feral Children and Rome 05:30 Cougars 10:07 Out of Africa Northbound 17:21 Zoroastrianism 20:21 A Perfect Circle 23:01 Dyēus Phter 24:46 Consolidating the Gods 26:13 Amen 28:35 Indo-European Origin 29:27 Caucus 31:48 Dothraki 32:54 DNA 35:14 Indo-Urartu Armenians 45:41 Sex Robots? 50:51 Incels 56:54 Sunlight 59:25 Hunter Gatherer 01:04:02 Sto…

00:00 Purity • 00:43 Titty streamers • 01:31 Like dropping • 02:09 Embarassed • 02:31 Douchebag? • 03:00 The last word • 03:45 Kamikaze • 04:21 Slow start • 04:41 Two kinds of assholes • 05:35 Soul burn • 06:14 Cucumber • 06:45 Hate is easy • 07:47 How to medium • 08:25 Blessings and disasters • 09:15 Outro • • Featured Music: Emancipator - When I …

00:00 Pool toys - 00:34 Overcooked - 00:53 Extra - 01:17 Impulsive - 01:40 Psychic dogs - 02:21 Jizz - 03:09 Black hole of pain - 04:07 Meertha - 04:27 Regular ass hat - 05:08 Groove juice - 06:02 El Doucherino - 06:49 Talk to the hand - 07:14 Outro - - Featured Music: Beegie Adair - San Antonio Rose, The Floozies - Cheese, Tariq Da Hustla - Sea We…

00:00 Addicting Remedy - 01:15 Rain In LA - 01:58 Musical Personality - 02:40 Succubus - 03:48 Translation Robots - 04:11 Armenian Itsy Bitsy - 04:28 Global Inspiration - 04:59 Fading Emotions - 06:20 Genetic Gift - 06:42 Pass the Puffer - 07:19 Thread of Emotion - 08:51 Anyone can Create - 09:39 Untune The Sky - - Featured Music: Electrocado - Bai…

00:00 Squash - 00:32 Feeling Old - 01:16 Science the Bullshit - 01:56 Order from Chaos - 03:08 Wisdom Collection - 03:57 Zero Research - 05:24 Anxious Creatives - 06:17 Fake Perfection - 11:06 Muji - - Featured Music: Tajima Hal - Grape Choice, Odesza - How did I Get Here, Ott - Daisies & Rubies, Blazo - Distant Graphite, Talos - Lowlight Jazz Feat…

Yanni is a professional League of Legends player who competes in North America and streams live on Twitch. Watch him assassinate unworthy plebs, live on twitch www.twitch.tv/llstylish Featured Music: Ott - Daisies & Rubies - - Apricot Jams Artwork: www.instagram.com/apriccot.art - - Published: March 8, 2019 (2019-03-08) - Recorded: March 5, 2019 (2…

00:00 Joy from pain - 00:39 Modest living - 01:15 Twinzies - 01:46 Hello? - 02:04 Reverse it - 02:54 War Planes - 03:32 Ned Stark - 03:58 Shit face - 04:28 Bipolar blackhole - 04:49 Everyone's creative - 05:25 Outro - - Featured Music: Charlie Hunter - Who Put You Behind The Wheel?, The Widdler - Outlaws, Blended Babies - North Korea (feat. Donnie …

00:00 My spoon is too big - 00:48 Raining fire trucks - 01:13 Omg let's go scam - 01:44 Nose holes - 02:02 Lying for survival - 02:43 Bursts of emotion - 03:42 1080p dueces - 04:37 Knowledge evolution - 05:24 Evil ego? - 06:33 People in your life - 07:39 Sexual awkwardness - 08:44 Fake followers - 09:15 T-shirt graveyard - 09:36 Outro - - Featured …

00:00 Forgot the lube - 00:44 Play for survival - 01:31 Laughing at your own jokes - 02:01 Santa got shot - 02:27 Bullshit detectors - 03:15 Winter - 04:04 God zone - 04:40 Spectrum of meaning - 05:16 Conquered culture anxiety - 06:57 Ambiguously middle-eastern - 07:58 Letting it go - 08:55 Outro - Featured Music: Charlie Hunter - Who Put You Behin…

00:00 Cell memory - 00:59 Thicc apricots - 01:12 Cheat curse - 01:41 Supportive mother - 02:11 Mouth Hole - 02:38 Evil within - 04:47 Idea evolution - 05:17 Vinyl record technology - 06:10 O'Ryans - 06:45 For drizzle - 07:04 Parent face exposure - 07:30 Adults are still children - 07:57 Talking is singing(ish) - 08:40 Honesty Bomb - Featured Music:…

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00:00 The art of bullsh!t - 00:09 Being human is weird - 01:13 Magic - 02:02 Baby formula - 02:39 It's not stealing - 03:17 Be undeniable - 03:41 Regret - 04:30 The masters - 04:44 Creative sweet spot - 05:27 I Suck - 05:39 Paranoid - 06:20 Talk about it - 06:59 Intent guides your magic - 07:33 Privacy and pedophiles - 08:00 No free will - 08:21 Im…

00:00 Kerin - 00:19 Just Be Yourself - 01:09 BORRRING - 01:20 Boobs - 03:18 Roman Technology - 04:18 Relative Contrast - 04:41 Psychic Elephants - 07:00 Between Erectus and Sapien - 08:48 All I see is dix - 08:58 Peace - Recorded on Nov. 30, 2018 (2018-11-30) Support the showBy Apricot Jams with Kerin

00:00 Nerd Power - 00:24 Ass Wipe - 00:37 Sausage Taco - 01:14 Embrace Chaos - 01:41 Music Emotion Vibes - 02:18 Super Dogs - 03:13 Helmet of Negativity - 03:55 Learning to Cook - 04:15 Expectations Suck - 05:21 Molded by Hard Times - 05:57 Dad Lyfe - 06:50 Unfollow? - 06:57 Next Level Chappelle - 07:44 Disease Evolved Racism - 09:16 Creative Joy -…

00:00 Assess - 01:03 Comfort is relative - 01:25 Cringe Worthy - 02:26 Defensive Chess Move - 03:20 Pain is Growth - 03:59 Parenting - 04:28 Vibrating Elephant - 04:59 Echo of Goodness - 05:57 Zen Technique - 06:55 Invisible Mental Things - 07:45 Daily Good Content - 08:24 Vibration Thread - 09:29 Subconscious Dirty Work -- Featured Music: Oneself …

00:00 Spider School - 00:21 A.I. - 01:10 Mongolian Years - 02:07 Darkness - 02:55 Real Gangsters - 04:00 Mongolian Years pt. 2 - 04:20 Inspired by Imitation - 04:40 Diamond Mining - 05:21 Expectations Bring Pain - 05:42 Regular Maintenance Recorded throughout October 2018 Support the showBy Apricot Jams

00:00 - Time kills and saves 00:14 - Podcasting creates a cognitive time capsule 01:00 - Sugar is a drug 01:10 - We're all still pizza 01:40 - You're not born a rapist 02:30 - Toddlers and Metal Singers 03:06 - Inspired by a stranger 04:00 - Influencers and wormholes 05:48 - To know shit -- Recorded throughout October 2018 Support the show…

Avo Kambourian is an independent film maker & editor in Los Angeles... oh and also a super chill dude who is fun to chat about movies with. Recorded on September 17, 2018 Support the showBy Apricot Jams with Avo Kambourian

Kelsey & Erin join us talk about Batman's eyebrows, Astrology, Ice Cream Licking and Skymall Magazine -- Recorded on August 22, 2018 Support the showBy Apricot Jams with Kelsey and Erin

Shout out to all my biggest inspirations Recorded on August 19, 2018 Support the showBy Apricot Jams

Mario jams and unusual conversations with Orbel Babayan. Recorded on August 8, 2018 Support the showBy Apricot Jams with Orbel Babayan

Babies evolved the ability to see faces and face like shapes because it was good for survival... and it also feels great for parents. Support the showBy Apricot Jams

A Chat with my friend Aramais Airapteian who directed Hard Right, an unreleased short we made in 2015. Support the showBy Apricot Jams with Aramais Air

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Debrief after a 2 week suspension from League of Legends Support the showBy Apricot Jams

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Day 15 of being a Dad. Mind Dumpf. Support the showBy Apricot Jams

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Mozart and Beethoven spoke a different language. Support the showBy Apricot Jams

A little bit is better than a lot a bit Support the showBy Apricot Jams

Looking at things for what they are is harder that it sounds. Sharing good vibes is contagious. Support the showBy Apricot Jams

Talking about what motivates me to keep grinding through the depressing and difficult early stages of growing a twitch stream. Support the showBy Apricot Jams