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Josh, Nick, Dana, Wappel and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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Steve Gorman (founding member of the legendary Black Crowes) along with Brian Zepp, Tony Lee and Ryder bring a fresh take on life in the Twin Cities. Big guests, information, and a lot of fun with Minnesota’s Classic Rock, 92 KQRS. Sponsored by Davanni's Pizza & Hot Hoagies
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Discuss Deftones with people who love them. Robert "Woody" Nelson is a host at 92 KQRS (KQRS-FM) & 93X (KXXR-FM) in Minneapolis and co-hosts The Pit on 93X, their Saturday night metal show - and he loves Deftones. Join him weekly as he sets out to learn new things about his favorite band from other fans, friends, musicians, people in the music business, and... well, pretty much anyone who loves Deftones.
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Originally aired on August 30, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired August 30, 2024: Our veterinary expert Dr. Andrea answers pet questions from listeners. From child star to panty sniffer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about horny dolphins. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half…
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Originally aired on August 29, 2024: It's fun to visit new places with kids, until they destroy a 3,500-year-old ancient artifact. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired August 29, 2024: Janel Klein and C Willi Myles, a friendship broken? Who Dis!? Everything you've ever wanted to know about George Frideric Handel. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93…
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Originally Aired August 28, 2024: Janel Klein is Minnesota's hottest bad girl. Crash course in brain surgery. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Automobile-related urinary adventures. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed…
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Bring Your Daughter to Work; Unless You're a Surgeon
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Originally aired on August 28, 2024: So, it's "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day;" dad shows her the workplace, maybe lets her participate. One problem - dad is a brain surgeon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired August 27, 2024: Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. You wanna smoke bruh!?! Everything you've ever wanted to know about why the Green Bay Packers suck. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twit…
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Originally aired on August 27, 2024: We learned that dolphins are horny a-holes during Unfun Facts, gravy wrestling sounds like an interesting way to keep your skin moist, and Johnny Van Zant of Lynyrd Skynyrd talked about growing up with Ronnie jammin' in the living room and dishing out some solid sucker punches. See omnystudio.com/listener for pr…
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Originally Aired August 26, 2024: Disgusting college living conditions. Dana's rubber nipples. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the husband calling contest. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X:…
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Originally aired on August 26, 2024: We rehash the great sign wars of 2024, burn up your Monday by Beating the Toaster and predicted the very first thing some random State Fair Goers stuck in their mouths. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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We get into kids who got drunk on accident after a restaurant served wine instead of apple juice to a toddler, plus the husband calling contest at a state fair is downright triggering and we shout out our favorite family friendly terms for sex... or kinky terms for taxes. Originally aired Friday, August 23, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for pri…
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. The great pizza scam of 2024. Everything you've ever wanted to know about python bites to the nuts. Originally aired Friday, August 23, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
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After hearing the tale of one hunter who survived being mauled by a bear... and shooting himself it the leg we were covered in an avalanche of close bear encounters, plus Chad Daniels on creating his new Netflix special Empty Nester and how his first concert lead to strange color puke at the Fargodome. Originally aired Thursday, August 22, 2024. Se…
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Cubby's greatest fear. Can your underwear get you pregnant? Everything you've ever wanted to know about the guy who's banging your mom. Originally aired Thursday, August 22, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
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Originally aired on August 21, 2024: We dug into the most disgusting thing that's ever ended up in your mouth, remembered some of our favorite (banned) KQ T-shirts from past MN State Fairs and a fresh round of App or Crap led to some potentially lucrative ideas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Originally Aired August 21, 2024: Effin' around and finding out. Meth burgers. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fur burgers. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Ins…
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Originally aired on August 20, 2024: We walked into the building to find some random crap in the middle of the floor, and heard about very strange places you have discovered OR LEFT poop (human and otherwise). Plus, fan highlights and reviews of Stadium Weekend, and how we suspect Robert Plant is spending his birthday. See omnystudio.com/listener f…
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Originally Aired August 20, 2024: Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. Comedian C. Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what's in your mouth. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed M…
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Originally Aired August 19, 2024: Surveying the wreckage of the massive concert weekend. BB Gun Bayonets. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the fall 93X booze cruise. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: T…
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Originally aired on August 19, 2024: Comedian Craig Gass joined us with tales of pissing off Christopher Walken, why Al Pacino wanted to punch out Alec Baldwin and pranking over the phone Tom Arnold before caller ID. Plus, Doug from Rosemount had us all in suspense as we waited for him to punch in before he played Beat the Toaster AND what happens …
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Originally aired on August 16, 2024: Comedian Greg Coleman unveiled that MC Hammer was no one to mess with back in the day, the new John Madden Bio-pic will have a really unique lead (insert any Nic Cage drop here). Plus, the most clever fantasy football team names for people with purple pride, and one record setting tongue. See omnystudio.com/list…
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Originally Aired August 16, 2024: Dr Andrea answers your pet questions. Too plump to pump. Everything you wanted to know about Library Girl. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAM…
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Originally aired on August 15, 2024: We learned the newest way to make a quick but not exactly legal buck is to steal used cooking oil. Plus, the worst proposal ever reminded us about random times we've popped the question, and turns out kangaroos are a--holes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Originally Aired August 15, 2024: Dumb school rules. Why are you hitting yourself? Everything you ever wanted to know about Minnesota's most badass 8-year-old. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAM…
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Originally aired on August 14, 2024: QB Will Levi's new cologne has SOLD OUT... which is weird because it smells like a condiment you would never leave out on a hot football field. We celebrated the genius of Steve Martin on his birthday. Steve told tales of the coolest closet of contraband ever featuring... LSD golf clubs. See omnystudio.com/liste…
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Originally Aired August 14, 2024: TV workplaces you'd love to work at. What fun items were stolen from a sex shop? Everything you've ever wanted to know about chess poisonings. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: T…
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Originally aired on August 13, 2024: One guy in Michigan cussed himself into a 558 day sentence, we learned about the most depressing trip to get ice cream ever and a bunch of unfun facts; like, why we never want to be buried in Siberia. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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("Best Of"): Insane Jobs That Used to Exist
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Originally Aired August 13, 2024 Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Fresh From the Police Blotter...Leave Your Yoga Pants On!
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Originally aired on August 12, 2024: A woman in yoga flipped off the cops and then it all went downward dog from there. Plus, the new version of the Alphabet song that just sounds wrong, and there's no need to waste your road kill. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired August 12, 2024 Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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(Best Of): Didn't You Hear Me the First Time
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The Best of the KQ Morning Show - Originally aired on August 9, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired August 9, 2024 Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Originally Aired August 8, 2024: The yearbook baby. The underwear of a serial killer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about ball stains on a car. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebo…
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(Best Of): Better the Second Time Around
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The Best of the KQ Morning Show - Originally aired on August 8, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired August 7, 2024: Highspeed sandwich. Why Your Team Sucks: Minnesota Vikings Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eating roadkill. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XH…
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(Best Of): Don't Make Me Say This Twice
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The Best of the KQ Morning Show - Originally aired on August 7, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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(Best Of): The POD Always Rings Twice
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The Best of the KQ Morning Show - Originally aired on August 6, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired August 6, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer! KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you want to know about dildo races. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instag…
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(Best Of): Another Second Time Around
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The Best of the KQ Morning Show - Originally aired on August 5, 2024. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally Aired August 5, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. A win for tiny penises. Everything you've ever wanted to know about an actual dumpster fire. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93…
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Originally Aired August 2, 2024: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea answers pet health questions. Which came first the chicken? the egg? OR THE MURDER! Everything you've ever wanted to know about wank in showers. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the H…
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Originally aired on August 2, 2024: Steve's playing in a new band and we heard some very appropriate band name ideas. Plus, Ford might be setting up to narc on every other driver on the road... or be the coolest car company ever, and the chicken or the egg debate is still unsettled in the worst way possible. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy …
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Originally aired on August 1, 2024: What's something that's not a big deal to most people but has scarred you for life? We heard a bunch of stories that will have you cleaning out your kitchen real quick. Plus, your bank will never Facetime and ask to see you naked... something one woman learned too late and how one billionaire fathered 100 kids. S…
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Originally Aired August 1, 2024: Ashley's sex paddle. Scottish Corpse Shortage. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the ice cream man. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XH…
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Originally Aired July 31, 2024: New hobbies for people in their 40's. A drunken threesome car crash. Everything you've ever wanted to know about extreme ironing. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XH…
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Originally aired on July 31, 2024: After someone at Guitar Center discovered an amp shipped to the store full of drugs we ran down other famous ways musicians have hid drugs in their instruments. Plus, dumb ways you've hurt yourself (Dwayne took a piece of rebar to his sack, hard to top that one) and we're getting a Bass Pro Shop up north... which …
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Originally Aired July 30, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. Popular body modifications. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the steak bandits. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Faceb…
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Originally aired on July 30, 2024: A strange collection of bed pans leads us to talk about times when we needed a hand, we've got Turkey Rage on the brain too ,and lots of unfun facts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By 92 KQRS | Cumulus Media Minneapolis
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Originally aired on July 29, 2024: People in the UK are burying sausages the night before they get married, which seems backwards and way less fun. Plus, weird stuff we've run across when we order food, and Bob the Cap Catcher would win a medal from us this Olympics. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Originally Aired July 29, 2024: I want my 75 dollars! Prison justice. Everything you've ever wanted to know Urine Farmers. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XH…
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