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Jack becomes a man by doing a podcast all by himself about every single episode of Star Trek: Discovery, Short Treks, and Picard! Join him as he listens to some sweet tunes, cracks bad jokes and reviews each episode. Stick around until the end for sweet and spicy features!
 
Join Jack, Kevin and Sam as they journey through the wonderful world of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, one randomly selected episode at a time! Each week, they'll go over their notes on each episode, compare them with other iterations of Star Trek, complain about Voyager, talk about whatever the hell else comes to mind, and much, much more! Of course it wouldn't be Reopening the Wormhole without the requisite visit to Quark's to spin the Dabo wheel and determine next week's episode. So crack op ...
 
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JAXILLY is back, and so is brother from another mother Sean, and brother from the same mother, Sam to talk about the seventh episode of this CGI children’s show! And you know what, hey, it ain’t too bad. Join them as they talk about complex temporal mechanics never before seen in Trek, sine waves, 007 for some reason, video games, and so much more!…
 
JAXILLY is back, and so is Ferengi brother Kregg Castillo to PROFIT from the sixth episode of this CGI children’s show! And you know what, hey, it ain’t too bad. Join them as they talk about having a great Ferengi back again, struggle to remember the treasure-hoarding kooky character from their childhoods, hear again about Jack’s hyper-specific lig…
 
As the Emperor's agents infiltrate New Alderaan in search of Leia's Jedi twins, Sean Davis infiltrates the podcast, and our hearts, as we wrap up our coverage of Dark Empire II! He's here to tell us about how much he wanted to see Forget Paris as a child, plus we're discussing what a Star Wars video game in the style of the Uncharted series might l…
 
JAXILLY Prodigy Talk is back, and so is ape brother Geoff Clarke to dive DEEP into the fifth episode of this CGI children’s show! And you know what, hey, it ain’t too bad. Join them as they talk about names with wood, the joys of Japanese Seinfeld, bullying, the 2nd Episode of Boba Fett AGAIN, and, oh, yes, the four classic Trek characters appearin…
 
As Lando's soldiers and their Viper Automadons face off against the Emperor's deadly Chrysalis Beasts, our Canadian Correspondent Geoff Clarke returns to the podcast to talk sausage, hockey and 90s action flicks, while Brian gives his review of LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga, and we all fawn over what may just be the nicest cover we ever did co…
 
Like the one with the whales, it’s the conclusion of the Sam, Sean and Jack spend around four hours phasering the shit trilogy that just kind of happened this season as they close out the weird artificial “mid-season finale” of Disco. Sean gets his wish, as Stamets and David Cronenberg get into it over AI. Meanwhile, your boys are getting into it o…
 
In this episode of Jack’s Silly Little Friendly Neighborhood Star Trek Discovery, Short Treks, Picard, Lower Decks & Prodigy Podcast, the first in nearly a month, Sam Stovold and Sean Davis join Jack to offer their timely opinions on Stormy Weather, the sixth episode of Season 4 of Discovery (which ended three weeks ago) and the premiere of The Boo…
 
As the revived Emperor tours his new Galaxy Gun above the Throneworld, Cam returns to the podcast to tour Dark Empire II and weigh in on the superweapons, reused plot points and steampunk civilizations it contains, PLUS we remember the joys of Tommy Boy, ponder the mysterious death of a politician, and get excited about Christopher Lloyd. Also, mor…
 
As Two-Face unleashes a wave of crime upon Gotham City, your two best Batman Forever friends welcome Cam Siemer to the podcast to record an audio commentary track for everyone's favorite(?) Batman film of the nineties! That's right, it's finally here! Join our three intrepid caped crusaders as they marvel at the highs and lows of Joel Schumacher's …
 
As Luke and Kam explore an ancient Jedi planet, Josh Lee rejoins the podcast to talk about his recent exploration of Batuu, while Sam explores Earth Mysteries, Brian explores Galactic Starcruiser videos, they all explore the new Obi-Wan trailer, and finally weigh in on the direction of Dark Empire II as they reach its halfway point. Plus, a special…
 
In a time honored tradition, your two best Star Friends are taking a break between issues 2 and 3 of a Dark Empire comic to heap praise upon their favorite films of the previous year! That's right, listeners. It's time for the 3rd Annual Golden Hoojibs Awards! Kevin Young joins, as we discuss at length our favorite recent comic book movies and TV s…
 
Sean Davis and Sam are BACK to talk about The Examples, in this brave new Tilly-free world. But when T’Kuvma writes out a Tilly, he writes in a TARKA. Join us as we dish on this mysterious new asshole, offer up some cool theories, ask the BIG Cronenberg Questions, do some extremely topical Hawkeye talk (Talkeye?), discuss our own names and finish o…
 
Jack and Sean (After the Credits) get together to talk about Tilly’s last hurrah! They’re also talkin’ Final Fantasy plottin’, racism, BSG, how this episode is weirdly reminiscent of Revenge of the Sith, whether director John Ottman is the same guy who scored X2, international Pepsi sales, and so much more. They then celebrate Tilly the only way th…
 
As Han and Leia find themselves on the run from a familiar bounty hunter, we find ourselves once again in the presence of David Robertson, who joins us to talk about Wedge's cousin, a one-of-a-kind piece of Dark Empire II memorabilia that he owns, and to compare and contrast The Book of Boba Fett with this comic book of Boba Fett.…
 
Jack chooses to podcast with Barm, Sean Davis (After the Credits) and his Akira Minute cohost, Richard Dunham! They’re talkin’ about shit, like Yoda, Chingy’s love, Tilly’s teeth, the Jabronians, Micheal’s mom, nunjas, and so much more. Choose to live by choosing to listen!By Jack
 
As the remnants of the defeated Emperor's fleet prepare for a return to the Galactic Stage, Sam and Brian return to your podcast feed for the first part of their coverage of Dark Empire II! And joining us from a toppled clone tank is none other than Eric Ambler, who's ready to dive in with us as we examine the good, the bad, and the familiar, in Is…
 
"Anomaly" is the 54th episode of the American science fiction television series Star Trek: Enterprise, the second episode of the third season. The episode was written by co-producer Mike Sussman and directed by David Straiton, his fifth for the show. Set in the 22nd century, the series follows the adventures of the first Starfleet starship Enterpri…
 
Disco Season 4 coverage finally begins, and in the best way possible! With another round of the Jack stupidly lost his audio game. Fortunately, it’s Sam to the rescue as he and Jack hop back in to record new audio to awkwardly mesh with Sean and Barm (and a certain hop-on)’s audio, making this episode simultaneously a discussion and a reaction, two…
 
I’ve heard of Shakespeare in Love, but Picard in Love? Yeah, it happened… and the RTW crew is more than ready to talk with Sean Davis about Picard’s love, Riker’s r-rated joke, Worf’s seductive growl, and since it’s a Tongo episode, you KNOW Ferengi scholar Kregg is there to add his take on some Ferengi whose horniness is only surpassed by their gr…
 
JAXILLY is back in 2022, and so is ape brother Geoff Clarke to dive DEEP into the fourth episode of this CGI children’s show! And you know what, hey, it ain’t too bad. Join them as they talk about shitty Steven Segal novels, the joys of Japanese Seinfeld, CGI vines and so much more! WARNING: Due to Jack being a bonehead, half of his audio is gone. …
 
Ho Ho Horliss-Horliss, and a Merry Life Day to you! Brian and Sam welcome Sean Davis back to the cast to close out the year and to close the book on Marvel Star Wars comics (of the 70s and 80s)! We're unwrapping three new tales this time, including a rumination on the belief systems of discarded droids, an origin story for the Millenium Falcon, and…
 
JAXILLY is back again, and so is brother from another mother, Barm, and cohost from another podcast Kevin Young, in cat boots to dive DEEP into the third episode of this CGI children’s show! And you know what, hey, it ain’t too bad. Join them as they talk ALL about the future of ST profanity, the fun of Janeway, the scariness of CGI Janeway, Romanc…
 
Sam and Brian enter new territory as they cover two different strange and surreal short stories written by Alan Moore. Fortunately, they have a guide in Jack Stovold, who shares his childhood memories of Cronenbergian Stormtrooper monstrosities, time paradoxes and childish godlike beings. Beyond that, there's pre-Return of the Jedi Vader characteri…
 
JAXILLY is back again, and so is brother from another mother, Barm, in cat boots to dive DEEP into the second episode of this CGI children’s show! And you know what, hey, it ain’t too bad. Join them as they talk ALL about gorgeous CGI food, Medusan gender-bending, Tellarite features, Denethor and sons, Trek tunes, the fun of Janeway, and whether an…
 
JAXILLY is finally back, and so are the Super Rios Bros., in cat boots to dive DEEP into the pilot of this CGI children’s show! And you know what, hey, it ain’t too bad. Join them as they talk ALL about kid TREK vs. Kid Wars, Medusan gender-bending, Tellarite features, Denethors and McPoyles, Trek tunes, their more nuanced feelings about Voyager, a…
 
As Luke and Leia race across the surface of Jerne in search of a long lost crystal with time distorting properties, David Robertson makes his return to the podcast to talk with us about his recently published comic collection, to weather Sam's growing Star Wars cynicism, to offer up some history regarding Captain Britain, and to weigh in on the inc…
 
As Han and Leia find themselves in the clutches of five evil-worshipping extra-dimensional fanatics, Sam and Brian find themselves in the charms of Josh Lee, for a discussion that covers the newest, hottest Book of Boba Fett trailer, our ideas for a Star Wars action figure-based sitcom plot, and our takes on famed comic book luminary Alan Moore's c…
 
Kregg and Jack do their thing again, where they get plastered and talk about Star Wars. Sorry for everyone who’s waiting for Prodigy talk, don’t worry, IT’S COMING. But YOU’LL be coming multiple times as you hear EIGHTEEN rankings and NINE Japanese titles as these two drunk Star Wars and cartoon fans indulge themselves. Hey, we gotta rub one out to…
 
The Super Rios Brothers enter Stovold’kor to get drunker than Cristobal Rios on his third bottle of aguardiente to talk about the latest Trek book wackiness from John Jackson Miller, and boy do they accomplish that as they read this tragicomic tale of Benzites, Miradorns, Iotians, and more wacky Trek characters who you never imagined would be in a …
 
Are you still reeling from our epic Caretaker takedown? Well that’s too bad! We’ve got our thrilling annual Halloween episode coming right at ya! The RTW boys fight through a myriad of technical difficulties to discuss this creepy, weird TNG episode, which is fondly remembered for scarring Jack & Sam as children. Despite the technical setbacks, the…
 
It’s finally here, for the five or so you out there who care, but you’ll find out it was WORTH THE WAIT to hear Barm, Sean Davis and Richard Dunham (plus a few surprise pop-ons [you’re gonna get some pop-ons/offs]) chat about the action/beluga/Sonia Gomez-packed Season 2 Cliffhanger of Lower Decks. THRILL to talk of the rubber ducky room, airport l…
 
As Luke wanders through a frightening hellscape of horrors, your two best Star Friends celebrate Halloween in style, by inviting Barm back to the podcast for a demonic discussion of nightmare demons in Star Wars, to wickedly weigh in on Dune, and to celebrate the surreality caused by a little creature named Reist. Happy Wuhoween, everyone!…
 
The Tongo Journey continues with Quark’s historic appearance in the first episode of Voyager. Warning to Voyager fans: we love you, but if you have trouble with dissenting opinions about this pilot, please do not listen. Sean Davis joins the regular RTW hosts, Sam, Jack, and Kevin, as well as Ferengiman Kregg, to discuss this disjointed, bizarre, m…
 
As all our favourite Star Heroes explore a vast underground lost city of space, we invite Sean Davis back for the thrilling conclusion of this epic tale, and to unpack Lego Star Wars: Terrifying Tales, to analyze what did and didn't work for us in this nine-part adventure, and to bid farewell to the newest Star Warrior, Mici Shabandar.…
 
For this homage to a bunch of classic Star Trek scenes with some new material, Jack has assembled a team of classic guests with one new one! Occasional emailer Michelle Ugalde beams aboard to gibbering madness, and FUN! For better or worse (only Michelle knows for sure!) she gets the ultimate Jaxilly experience and to her credit proves herself to b…
 
Oi! You! You're a Reopening the Wormhole fan! You probably enjoy the music we've done over the years... well you're in luck! A selection of RTW music has been released INTO THE WILD! You can hear 100 classic RTW tracks, spread out over two albums, with gorgeous artwork by Sam & Jack Stovold, on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, YouTube Music, or …
 
As Luke and Leia make their way across the harsh surface of Alashan with some unlikely allies, we find ourselves once again joined by our most likely ally, Sean Davis, to rank our top three episodes of Star Wars: Visions, to hear Sam's exciting new podcast announcement, to discuss the slow build of tension in these classic comics and to address lis…
 
Sean and Barm are down near where those pleasant “mosaic’ed” fountains lie doing their usual routine on Jack’s deck, because IT WORKS, dammit. It’s like he gets off on being podcasting. What gets Jack going? Try talking about well… porn, trying to remember the names of minor characters from LOST, Rick and Morty and DARK, AGAIN, guacamole and ramen,…
 
It’s Reopening the Wormhole week up in this bitch, as RTW cohosts Sam and Kevin reunite with Jack to talk PAKLED PLANET SHENANIGANS, beloved anomalies, slugs and SCORPIONS and the RED SHIRTS. The best way to kick off such a discussion is with an extended review of the work of Kurtwood Smith, before circling back to Kzintis, Ape Pokemon, Jack’s firs…
 
It’s a Starbase-sized episode as Jack calls back Barm, Sean, and Sam to talk about a really fun Lower Decks ep just jam-packed with Trek deep cuts, a heartwarming email section, and then close out with some Trailer-Sailin’ and news talk about SNW, Prodigy, Picard Season 2 and all the other crazy crap that came out on Star Trek day. You’ll also hear…
 
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