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A dental podcast for the AVERAGE dentist. No question is too controversial for Joshua Austin DDS and Lance Timmerman DMD. Questions are NOT "best bonding agent" or "best impression material." You know, like "can I harm my assistant for being annoying?", or "how much oral sex is too much after gum grafts?" or even, "Will my DNA be altered by getting a bone graft from cadaver bone?" The information that ALL dentists need. Where we coined the term "Bukkake Honor Circle"
 
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Time to call FIve-O because Josh has a weird asshole that won’t leave his office. Would you have called the PoPo? If not, you’re wrong. How do you feel about tooth jewelry? Should Lance get a Skyce? What do you when a good patient ends up with a hack because of insurance? Take one on the chin….thats what. Just pretend that you’re the hack. Flip it …
 
Do you love watching children cry? If so, we have the perfect television show for you! Join us as Lance proceeds to weep for another lost Seahawks season. Should Lance be a friendly neighbor? If so, should he piss on the floor first? Is it within a patient’s right to request a male hygienist? What about a straight male hygienist? Or a hygienist who…
 
Josh got to do an actual real life live lecture on Thursday. His biggest fan left half way through. Any guesses who that might have been? We get another chance at America’s least favorite game…remembering some guys. This time…hockey guys. No one fucking remembers 1991 hockey guys. One advice question this week. It’s from Josh, so you know its going…
 
Hey, what do you know? Josh is back and ready to complain. This time about organized dentistry’s response to getting dentists vaccinated. Go out there and fight for yourselves, dentists. Because the ADA and your state association are not going to fight for you. "We just gotta get it on our own…working all night traffic on the way home and my uncle …
 
It’s time to kick Clint Timmerman to the bench! Josh is back with some important messages for all our listeners. This one is a downer, unfortunately. But even if one listener takes action on any of the four recommendations Josh has, it will be worth it. Advice this week is about career alternatives for dentists. Oral Pathology, anyone? Merry Christ…
 
'Tis the season for more WI! Like a bad penny, Clint returns to fill in for Josh. Yay. Lance's favorite co-host..... Question one is about treatment plans and clairvoyance. Who eats the cost if treatment changes? Next question: Do you chit chat with your assistant while working on a tooth? Is that rude to not include the patient? Three: Do you expe…
 
Josh takes the week off, so Clint fills in as Lance's co-host. Look, here's the deal.... we aren't happy about it either. Clint isn't THAT bad.... Anyone else destroy private property to decorate for Christmas and get arrested during finals? No? Just Lance? Questions start with Christmas gifts for staff. A good rule of thumb: avoid anything that ca…
 
Lance has the Christmas spirit with his natural tree. Of course it was not farmed sustainably and it proves he hates the environment, but whatever it takes to sleep at night, right Lance? Josh complains about jury duty and rants about having to put on actual clothing for once. What a horrible life he leads. So disadvantaged. Advice starts this week…
 
Lance has the Christmas spirit with his natural tree. Of course it was not farmed sustainably and it proves he hates the environment, but whatever it takes to sleep at night, right Lance? Josh complains about jury duty and rants about having to put on actual clothing for once. What a horrible life he leads. So disadvantaged. Advice starts this week…
 
What are you thankful for? We are thankful for Lance’s QRS complex. Josh is thankful for poor business decisions, like switching practice management software. YAPI is the reason for the season. Advice starts this week with an examination about why so many dentists are FUCKED in the head. Why are there so many psychopaths and sociopaths in dentistry…
 
We are back again in the post election apocalyptic hell space…bringing you garbage content. Does Lance’s heart work? No. I mean, yes, but not well. Did surgery help? WELL ACTUALLY…. Josh got a letter for jury duty. Fuck civic duties. Hahahaha…duty. Question one tonight is about hygiene patients asking for Percocet. How should you handle it? Punt th…
 
It's the eve of Lance’s heart procedure. If you are hearing this episode, he survived!!! The Boys talk about Lance’s gimp heart rhythm and the election. “I’m going to wake up tomorrow and do good. No one gets to vote on that.” - Justin McElroy. Keep that shit in mind…both sides of the political coin!We only have one question tonight…an overwhelming…
 
Sorry about the week off last week. Josh got some kind of skin condition and Lance is lazy, so that’s that. No, it wasn’t herpes. For either of them. Anyway, the boys cover the second half of the sexy 2020 Halloween costumes…in November. Great timing as always. Advice starts this week with a question about team members bitching and whining about “f…
 
Josh opens the show with a rant about plurality. Yes, as if there aren’t enough problems in the world, Josh’s blood pressure rises because of the plural form of the word vortex. We dunno…he will probably have a heart attack soon. Do you have a Halloween costume yet? No? How about sexy fake news? 2020 sucks. Advice this weeks starts with a patient w…
 
Whoa boy. This is a doozy. Don’t blame us for the title. It was literally in the question. We debated it. We really did. We felt it would have been an insult to our journalistic integrity to NOT name this episode Cum Caries. So there it is. Out in the open. Is cum cariogenic? We do a deep dive to find out. PubMed was searched!!! What about hitting …
 
Gather round the ye olde podcast tree so that we can celebrate the time honored traditions of International Podcast Day! What are your favorite International Podcast Day traditions? Lance and Josh share theirs! Lance has some big news so make sure you listen for that. Advice starts this week about what to do with entitled job applicants. Pretty eas…
 
Lance starts the show with a run down of his Bourbon trip to Kentucky. Lance is one of the famed Old Crow drinkers of yore. Advice starts this week with a question about a dentist threatening a patient over a Yelp review. Bad idea genes. Chill it out bro. It's not worth a felony. The next question is a Redditor who got a frenectomy and now wants to…
 
Lance and Josh come at you this week with a doozie. What do you think is the greatest movie trilogy of all time? Lance and Josh are simpatico but there is a little debate. Advice starts with a heavy question about the mental toll dentistry takes on us. Josh spits some truth about therapy while Lance drops some pearls of wisdom like “I can’t care mo…
 
We are joined this week by the one, the only Dr. Tom Hadley from Nashville, Tennessee. We talk back surgeries, tornadoes, hot chicken and ass eating. That's right…analingus. Why do we talk about that? Well, its related to dentistry of course. You see, a dentist in Nashville recently got into some hot water for throwing a MASSIVE party that included…
 
WI took a week off... did anyone notice? After Josh catches us up with his happenings and car purchases, there wasn't much time left.... Listener mail! Someone that knew the former dean of UNLV and current Benco list member, shares how they REALLY feel about them.... "Influencer"...... Reddit!..... Can a dentist tell when a patient is a smoker? Whe…
 
OK. WI decided to NOT rerelease an old show. Even WI didn't want to listen to THAT.... Lance's brother Clint fills in for Josh and mayhem ensues.... Clint gets a lawyer to weigh in on defamation from comments on Facebook. (Spoiler alert: calm your tits) Clint shares some stories of working for inferior dentists. Which kind are YOU...? Stay fresh, c…
 
Lance finally explains why his stupid tenacity got him a license in Belgium and Dubai. Since Josh had to sit thru that, he decided only one Reddit! question this week. Seriously. Please send questions so Lance will shut the hell up.... Reddit! this week: should one avoid self pleasure before wisdom teeth extractions? Is it SAFE? Stay fresh!…
 
Did you know that Frodo killed himself? Neither did Josh. We didn’t think we had to worry about Hobbit depression but now it seems like we need an awareness campaign or something. Advice starts tonight with a question about failing in dental school. Does that mean you will fail in the real world? Only if you suck, so just don’t suck. Should patient…
 
Is anyone missing a pair of red, extra small American Eagle underwear? If so, you also stole Josh’s credit card number. For shame. Bonafide influencer Michael Cohen of Seattle Study Club joins the boys to talk about what CE looks like in a COVID world. The boys end the show with a philosophical debate about Libertarianism and how dumb people are wh…
 
Are you ready for some baseball?!?!?! Josh and Lance reviews the new rules for this Rona season. Make A Wish pinch runners? YES! Tobacco and sunflower seeds? No! Advice starts this week with a question about eating sand. The beach sucks, amirite?!?! Can a dentist wipe out a dimple? What is a dimple anyway? Get ready for an anatomy lesson! Should we…
 
Did you know Lance is HUGE in Sweden? Those tall white Swedes love that smarmy son of a bitch. What hot new book is Josh reading this Summer? Find out here so you can laugh about how you read that shit over a decade ago. The first Reddit question today is about a subject neither Josh or Lance know much about..vaginas. Whats the best flavor of Plan …
 
Its the best time of year….the Benco Incisal Edge Magazine Most Influential Dentists list time. Listen on as Josh and Lance bitch about not being on the list..AGAIN. How far down are Gordo, Frank and Kois? Listen to find out! How would you fill out our character reference for Lance? Did you know he and Josh met at a Felching Conference? Stay fresh,…
 
Do you remember hot french bread at the grocery store? No? You must not be an old bastard, like Josh. BTW Josh still thinks he looks cool as a 41 year old man wearing Jordan’s. HA! Covid round 2 is coming for you! As far as advice: Should you fart on General Norman Schwartzkopf? Probably not. Should you try to unclog your staff toilet? Also, probab…
 
WI back…for the 134th time, we back. Josh asks if he’s trying too hard by wearing Jordan’s with scrubs. The answer is obviously yes. Just put on dad shoes and move on, bro. Listener Craig has a question this week about Top 100 dentists lists. Don’t fret, Craig. We have a new list you are welcome to be a part of! We then deal with a reddit question …
 
Welcome back! WI missed you. Not really. Lance shares some deets about some major family milestones... poorly. Josh starts off talking about the shit week he had, but only 2 things... when does the other shoe drop? Reddit starts with a young adult visiting the dentist for the first time without their parents. How should they adult? Reddit finishes …
 
Josh starts the show sucking on something….its not what you think. Do you like Tootsie Rolls? What flavor are they? We think there is definitely some impression compound in there. Have you seen an even number of breasts or an odd number? Josh tells an ODD story. Do veneers make teeth dirty? Do veneers make teeth like to be tied up? Do veneers make …
 
How do you like your Interferences? Drilled, of course.... Brady Smith from Drilled joins Josh and Lance to solve all the worlds problems, meeting Dr Drew and Steve O, and talk about working for free. Suck it, hygienists. Question 1 is about suing your dental school if you fail boards. How much does that cost? Volume discount? Class action? Does To…
 
Lance leads off the show with question about a run in he had with another local dentist. Who is the asshole? For once, its not Lance. Just one Reddit question was needed this week. I bet you can’t wait to hear it, because its amazing. Is there a better time to fart in a dental office than now? Is there a better place to fart than a dental office? W…
 
Join us again, if you please, as we enjoy Josh’s hate mail from a real Karen level hygienist….whose name is actually Karen. Who would have guessed?!?!?! Lance talks about his flaccid opening at the office. Advice this week is a simple but perplexing question…should we auto blast our patients happy birthday messages? Maybe we need to sweeten the dea…
 
Josh opens the show with some tips for reopening your office. Just the tips. We promise. You won’t feel a thing. We have two, count em TWO, Reddit questions this week. Firstly, who should pay for PPE? You, Me? Annalee? Who gonna pay for the PPE? Break it down. Secondly….how would you make a patient’s teeth green? DO NOT ASK WHY? Josh and Lance outl…
 
Sorry for the delay, folks. Lance decided to drive from Seattle to Mount Rushmore on a whim. Seriously. Josh asks Lance all about the experience of breaking his stay at home orders. We actually have a question for this episode. Desiree is a dental assistant who found out her boss’ deepest darkest secret. What should she do about it? Also, have you …
 
Lance and Josh open the show with some wine talk, followed by some COVID bitching. Its time to get back to work, folks. The boys discuss their binging recommendations and then get some listener feedback. Our Reddit questions this week is about tearing your retromolar trigone. Where is Danny Domingue? We need his help. Stay fresh, cheesers.…
 
How about a weekend bonus episode? What the hell else are you doing? Interacting with your family? Psh. Well, at least two people are interacting with their family here, as we welcome on Lance’s brother Clint to the show. We talk about all sorts of things like do Gordon and Rella Christensen sleep in the same bed? Or do they have two separate twin …
 
Time for something NEW! Those that have asked that we STOP answering stupid questions with stupid answers will FINALLY get your wish! By request, Lance has created a playlist of songs from his phone that relate to or make him think of the novel coronavirus, Covid-19. This is a messed up list. Seriously. So, tell us what you think!…
 
So yeah.... The end of days have started... Josh does what any sane person would do at the end, and shares details.... Lance has no counter point.... because he sucks. Our reddit is lame. Most of reddit is centered around this stupid virus, so pickins are slim.... Maybe we are still around next week. Don't know. Don't care....…
 
So yeah. Novel Viruses suck. The economy is in the shitter. Chicken Little is winning. This podcast sucks. Has anyone done a wellness check on Gordon? Reddit question is about bone grafts. Is this how getting possessed starts? Send us some questions. Maybe we will be funny again. "Make WI Funny Again" Clint needs to make a t-shirt…
 
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