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Well, CJ has finally completed his front yard holiday decorations, and things went better than expected. In today's episode, the boys discuss the best inventions of 2021, how Austin wants to change the image of iconic (drunk war zone) 6th Street, and how a type of robot has been the first of its kind in history to procreate. All that and more, of c…
 
In this episode we learn about the origin of Cyber Monday, and CJ lets loose a couple places to get some good deals online. Also, Matt had a pretty horrendous Thanksgiving road trip with his family. CJ had a much better Thanksgiving experience. Apparently shopping for cars is WAY EASIER after Black Friday. Plus we've got some news of the weird and …
 
Today is our last show before Thanksgiving. Have a good, safe holiday. We'll see you when we return! In this episode, the boys discuss cooking hacks for the upcoming holidays, what to buy and not buy on Black Friday, and a Texas football team was canceled for a bizarre reason. Also, apparently there's a Titanic-themed restaurant somewhere out there…
 
Thanksgiving week is here, so of course we've got all the holiday tips and tricks you'll want to consider as the day approaches. In this episode, we discuss six awful things that Thanksgiving guests do, the top movies of 2021, and how the recent Rolling Stones concert was a complete clusterf**k! Also, CJ got scammed. Poor guy. ALL THAT AND MORE ON …
 
Today the boys discuss another sex dream of CJ's, Thanksgiving foods to avoid giving your pets, and a theoretical possible ending to The Simpsons. Plus, the gents discuss a list of foods you should avoid eating before and during flying. Also, is CJ subconsciously mad at Matt for stealing his girl in his recurring sex dreams? We get to the bottom of…
 
In this episode the boys discuss the top ten Netflix films, Thanksgiving clichés, and a hilarious Karen-esque outburst at a holiday-themed play. Plus, three celebrities are making a comeback this year. CJ explores these celebs, their reasons for cancellation, and their rebound back into our hearts and minds. Also, Matt explores new ice cream techno…
 
Today Matt and CJ talk about how most Americans wouldn't mind skipping turkey for Thanksgiving and preparing an "all-sides" meal. Just for the record, all three of us on the show are very much into this idea. Also, the boys discuss how everyone older than 30 is using emojis incorrectly, CJ talks about having another sex dream (this one involves Mat…
 
Today we celebrate National Fast Food Day!! Congratulations! You made it! Also, the boys discuss debit cards for kids, mistakes that usually cost people their jobs, and how superhero movies suck (at least, according to one famous film director). Plus, a radio DJ went out in a blaze of glory recently when quitting his job, and we've got the juicy de…
 
On this painfully average Monday, the boys discuss how our morning show host Jason Dick went viral over the weekend due to his Tweets concerning the UT-Kansas game. Wow! What a treat! Also, can your pets tell if you're lying to them? Some people believe so, including our very own CJ Morgan. Plus, we recap the boys' different weekends - Matt went to…
 
Oh thank God it's Friday. On today's episode, the boys discuss the origins of the Happy Hour, and wasn't simply created as some corporate ploy to get people to buy booze! Also, you might want to stock up on Thanksgiving dinner ingredients this weekend, as some experts warn of supply chain shortages across America that might hinder your success (esp…
 
CJ started today off right with a fun surprise he found near the workplace dumpster, and the boys pay tribute by discussing the origin of Veterans Day here in the good ol' USA. Also, there's a teacher that started an account on a porn website to spread the joy of mathematics to the world, a report that COVID-19 has killed off hook-up culture in you…
 
Hump Day is glorious, and we celebrate it every day here on Just Matt and CJ. Today the boys discuss the origins of the long running children's show Sesame Street, an interesting implant that helped a paralyzed man write with his mind, and an interesting new development in silk technology that could help us Texans stay nice and cool during the summ…
 
This episode is chock full of good, ol' fashioned Matt and CJ shenanigans. Matt had a party at his house last night, and he spills the juicy details. Also, do you have a regrettable pandemic purchase? CJ goes through a list of his own personal financial mistakes during the pandemic, as well as a list of other popular mistakes people around the coun…
 
On this fine Monday edition of the show, the boys discuss Matt's shenanigans on our morning show (The Morning X!), a survey shows why all of us are tired nowadays, and Joe Biden didn't just fall asleep during the recent climate summit -- he also committed another act. Also, is Austin getting a new university? You'll find out that and more on this v…
 
It's a fun Friday edition of Just Matt and CJ, including discussions about undersea cities, the impending daylight savings time switch, and robots that are infiltrating assisted-living homes to take care of your grandfolks/parents (taking our goshdang jobs!) Also, there is a new drug that is KILLING OUR KIDS! OH NO! Is it just nonsense? Or is there…
 
The boys discuss the recent approval of COVID vaccines for children as young as 5 years old. Plus, a Texas realtor who bragged that she wouldn't be arrested for her participation in the January 6 Capitol riots might have received some comeuppance, and CJ highlights a popular list of things most people tend to hate. Do you agree with it? Is there an…
 
Today's weather is cold and rainy, which has all three of the Matt & CJ crew feeling like sleepy sluggards (that's a real word too; look it up). In this episode the boys discuss QAnon's recent, failed prediction, a showrunner speaks up about the hit HBO series The Sopranos to confirm its true ending, and Joe Rogan mistakes a satirical comedy sketch…
 
Today marks the first day in Travis county with zero COVID-19 related deaths. To celebrate, the boys discuss a famous TikTok user's semi-reasonable arrest and Disney's next Star Wars streaming series. Producer Spenny also unveils his new intro for one of the show's segments, and CJ regales us with a tale about Halloween bees. All that and more on J…
 
Americans rejoice as McDonald's revives one of its most popular seasonal treats! Also, Matt and CJ discuss their Halloween adventures, the upcoming local election, a new store that's coming to town, and the recent revelation that San Marcos police were a bit neglectful during the 2020 election season. All that and more on Just Matt and CJ! Support …
 
In this very special Spooktacular edition of Just Matt and CJ, the boys discuss how infamous, fictional serial killer Michael Myers has been recently outed as a homophobe, Elon Musk wants to create a school called T.I.T.S.(it stands for something important, we promise!), and a certain student-favorite teacher is in hot water after footage surfaces …
 
In this episode the boys discuss the return of book banning here in our home state, the renaming of Facebook's parent company (to something kinda lame), and producer Spenny's discovery that a certain type of whale puke is illegal to sell. Plus, Matt had a late night of debauchery he's still recovering from, and both he and CJ plan to purchase some …
 
Today Matt and CJ discuss the importance of your anus --ahem-- excuse me -- the planet Uranus, as well as other topics like the Netflix sequel to the hit documentary Tiger King, how rich people are taking to brewing beer (including a recent Austin transplant), and that Lester Holt will be stopping by our lovely city on his upcoming "Across America"…
 
The boys discuss Busch beer's brand new wedding dress design, Alec Baldwin t-shirts, and the recent antics of Keanu Reeves. Also, CJ saw the new movie Dune, and Matt must spin the Wheel of Punishment for CJ after winning a recent bet. Will CJ have to drink candy corn tea? You'll find out soon enough. All that and more on Just Matt and CJ! Support t…
 
In this episode Matt and CJ discuss the recent doggie facial hair competition they judged over the weekend. Other topics include the best skeleton costume ever invented, Matt's literally crappy weekend, and CJ's new emergency clothing procedure. ALL THAT AND MORE ON JUST MATT AND CJ!! Support the show: https://www.101x.com/justmattandcj/ See omnyst…
 
Today the boys discuss wilderness survival tips, the potential for a new Sopranos show, and Alec Baldwin's horrible misfortune. Also, what the hell are sleep tours? Apparently they exist. And can an artificial intelligence answer questions on ethics and morality? Producer Spenny attempts to find out. All this and more on Just Matt and CJ! Support t…
 
Today Matt and CJ discuss how a researcher at Texas State University might have a solution for those of us who feel too fat to have sex. Representatives from the Doggie Facial Hair Club join the show for a thought-provoking discussion, and somebody out there is suing Pop Tarts for not having enough fruit in them. Also, will Matt survive Tactober? A…
 
In this episode Matt and CJ discuss how wrestling is making its way to SXSW, how you can make money by watching The Simpsons, and how Delta 8 THC is now a felony in Texas! Also, producer Spenny unveils his intro for CJ's new show segment. All that and more on today's episode of Just Matt and CJ! Support the show: https://www.101x.com/justmattandcj/…
 
In today's episode Matt and CJ discuss the new James Bond film, Austin's new resident weirdo, and the highest rated BBQ restaurants. You'll never guess which state most of them come from...Also, an uninvited guest made an appearance at Matt and CJ's taco grill-a-thon this past weekend. ALL THAT AND MORE ALL OF IT ON JUST MATT AND CJ! Support the sh…
 
In this episode we discuss the potential for a new American flag design, Hooters redesigning their waitstaff uniforms, and the skyrocketing prices for BBQ. CJ is still frustrated about Halloween approaching, and he hasn't designed a costume for his Halloween party yet! Also, Matt claims he can distinguish between the different flavors of Skittles c…
 
Today Matt and CJ talk about the weather that's been wrecking CJ's attempt to decorate his yard for Halloween. Also, other topics include the new Megan Thee Stallion hot sauce at Popeye's, a midseason Tactober update from Matt, and the most haunted places in Austin. Come along for a spooktacular ride! All that and more, naturally, on Just Matt and …
 
Matt and CJ discuss the worker shortage in America, Halloween candy, and Call Of Duty cheaters. And, why can't CJ have nice things? Maybe it has something to do with his nature as a real life troll. Also, Matt is terrified to go home after the episode. Find out why! ALL THIS AND MORE ON THIS SEXY EPISODE OF JUST MATT AND CJ!!!!!!!!!!! Support the s…
 
Today Matt and CJ discuss a recent international fish stick shortage, as well as a couple of kids who got bitten by rattlesnakes here in Travis county. Also, we're back to Stage 3 COVID-19 restrictions here in Austin! CJ has an unpopular opinion about the new Dave Chappelle comedy special on Netflix, and the guys watch the best political ad ever cr…
 
Matt and CJ discuss the sudden, recent cancellations of Southwest Airlines flights, the USA Mullet Championship, and the attempt at making "pickleball" into a real sport. Also, have you heard of emergency pants? Do you own emergency pants? What are emergency pants? Matt's son already seems to have life figured out... Anyway, all that and more on th…
 
In this episode we discuss nine photos you should always have on your phone, the city in America with the highest number of COVID-19 cases, and the current wallpaper business boom here in Austin. Also, did the Alt-Right ruin haircuts for CJ? And Matt shares a rather crappy story about his loving mother. ALL THAT AND MORE...on this episode of Matt a…
 
Today we discuss the "most CJ" news story ever (you'll see), dogs getting high, and a potential clown shortage in the United Kingdom. CJ also outs his producer for smoking pot. Thanks a lot, dude! You freakin' narc! Anyway, all that and more on this lovely episode of Matt and CJ. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/justmattandcj/ See omnystudio.…
 
Now that ACL Fest Weekend 1 is over and the boys have taken a day off to recover, they're back and better than ever! Well, CJ's back is still wonky. But, hey, on this episode we discuss ACL (of course!), the big Facebook outage, Texas football, and new facts about the Pfizer COVID vaccine. There's a lot more on this episode, but I'm tired of workin…
 
This episode marks the 4th day of no AC here in the studio. It's a nightmare. Anyway, on this episode we discuss the rising price of bacon, the best style of Frito pie, and Matt's odd obsession with wanting to help out retail employees. Also, do you agree with splitting large group meals? CJ recently had to make a tough choice at an important dinne…
 
Holy crap! We're stage 4 again here in ATX! COVID can't keep us down!! On today's show we discuss fights at Six Flags, spending time with in-laws, and a hip, brand new way to get a buzz on the streets! Also, what is 'devious licks'? Matt Bearden and CJ Morgan investigate. Tons of other topics too. It's an hour long podcast. Support the show: https:…
 
Well, Matt showed up late today. How dare that son of a bitch disrespect our time like this!! Topics on this episode include: the best way to quit your job, Elon Musk's breakup, Delta Airlines banning passengers, the Juggalo movie, and why the police came to CJ's house late last night. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/justmattandcj/ See omnys…
 
Today we discuss when old bands should finally stop performing live, and CJ talks Matt into drinking frog urine. Well, not quite. He convinces him, though. Also, we touch on topics like adult Happy Meals, whether or not buses are cool, and Texas State University's most recent accolades. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/justmattandcj/ See omny…
 
This episode marks the daring conclusion to Matt's interactions with a phone spammer! Also, we discuss our coworker getting COVID-19, stupid trending kids' names for 2022, Hobby Lobby's weird inventory, Bill Gates and Jeffrey Epstein, and much more. Dear God we talk a lot. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/justmattandcj/ See omnystudio.com/lis…
 
Today we discuss Smashmouth's recent tirade against music journalism, a regrettable tattoo situation, and Matt texts back with an unsolicited messenger. Also, Moontower Comedy Festival kicks off tomorrow! Go see some great comedians! Support the show: https://www.101x.com/justmattandcj/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
 
We unveil the new show intro thanks to our producer Spenny! We also discuss the Emmys, lying on your resume, and how dads are not allowed to enjoy their weekends, according to Matt. CJ also discusses his wonderful weekend without his fiancé. Support the show: https://www.101x.com/justmattandcj/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
 
We kick off the show by giving producer Spenny the task of creating an intro for the show. We also discuss the top 10 songs on the list of 500 Greatest Songs of all time, weird ways to die while having sex, an upcoming noodle-flavored soda, and swollen COVID testicles. Again. Also, should CJ get married? What's the point? Is it worth it? These are …
 
The show begins on a somber note as we celebrate comedian Norm Macdonald who passed away today. Nicki Minaj makes some viral tweets about the COVID vaccine, Jack-in-the-Box unveils their new chicken sandwich, and Matt shows off one of the best music videos he's seen recently. CJ also makes a new friend in the form of a friendly cleaning robot. Supp…
 
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