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How Am I Still Alive?! is a True Crime and Comedy podcast hosted by Marci and Jess, two cynical cat moms with an inappropriate thirst for murder and all things crime. In each episode, the girls deep dive into some of the most grisly of murders and most ghastly of crimes. Their sense of humor is the only thing keeping them from crumbling to the overwhelming dread and horror of these cases. The reality of these crimes and the possiblity that it can happen to any one at any time leaves us const ...
 
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This week, Jess needs a drink and Marci needs a light Dahmer-style bleach cleanse as they dive into all the kinks and "-isms" of Albert Fish in Part 2 of this case. Jess has to venture down the rabbit hole again which leaves Marci taking it down to the floor. Sit back, pour a glass, and we're gonna need a bigger bottle because you need to take a dr…
 
This week, Jess starts off a 2 part series on the original "Boogeyman", child-serial killer Albert Fish, as part of our Spooky Season. It's getting spicy in here as Jess fantasizes about dirty handymen and Marci endorses the piss-nipple for pedophiles. Sit back, pour a glass, grab a bucket and a mop because when there is nothing better to do, just …
 
This month, Marci drags Jess and us down the rabbit hole of Haunted Etsy dolls and items as part of a Spooky, Halloween-themed Box of Shame. It takes a lot of Jazz hands to get through this list of spiritual adoption and, mind you, we are dealing with the Bud-Light of mediums. Sit back, pour a glass, and settle in for the demon rave because this ho…
 
This week, Jess launches a foot pornography side business and describes the case of Matthew Hoffman which is basically a Pinterest fail in home fall decorating. Marci draws the line between cute and concerning because, at some point, we need to draw the line with tree-rape. Sit back, pour a glass, and grab a squirrel-sicle because I thought the tre…
 
This week, Marci starts off our Spooky Season grungey and gruesome with the case of the Hammersmith Ghost. Jess patrols the street with her weapon of choice (a wheel of cheese) and Marci introduces us to an Ole' Timey Gay Batman. Sit back, grab a glass of wine through the glory-hole, and, for the love of all that is ghastly, LISTEN TO YOUR WIVES!!!…
 
This week, Jess continues on with Part 2 of comically fucked up case of Katherine Knight. Marci is prepared to clockwork-orange all the psychopathic murderers while Jess ponders how a "wizard-pus" could compel these men to such fatal mistake. Sit back, pour a glass, and we can handle more mental trauma so just show us the pictures.…
 
This week, Marci's Coot-Coot clenches in fear as Jess begins the first half of the case of Katherine Knight. Looking through the childhood memories of Knight, the girls can conclude incest is not always best and endure what would be an optimum Freudian Field Day. Sit back, pour a glass, and male-seahorse-it because knives do NOT belong in the bedro…
 
This week, Marci takes a twist and goes PRE-Victorian on her poisonous rampage with teh case of Elizabeth Fenning. Jess gets Polish-chick-from-Chicago vibes as this case delivers one of the most controversal trials of the early 1800s that is enough to rile up Charles Dickens. Marci confirms that diarrhea can come from many sources, not just your ho…
 
This week, Jess continues on to part 2 of a white supremacist family renunion in federal court with the cases of Daniel Lewis Lee and Chevie Kehoe. Marci acts as advisor to murder while Chevie threw it to the Levy with murder and racketeering. Sit back, pour a glass, and don your BS SWAT gear because your brain goes to dark places when you're drunk…
 
This week, Marci puts way too much thought into innappropirate things as Jess covers criminal acts commited by Daniel Lewis Lee and Chevie Kehoe. Are you bored? You may just need some white supremacy and this episode is a loaded dumpster fire fueled by it. Sit back, pour a glass, and speculate wildly what would you eat in an independent white supre…
 
This month, Box of Shame is teeming with shame as we cover various stories with questionable decision making. From the potential release of Van Houten, to discrimination in Columbia, to the sentencing of STEM school shooting, and Florida Man doing what Florida Man does, it leaves the girls shaking their heads in disgrace. Sit back, pour a glass, an…
 
This week, the girls finish off their drunk dive with the ULTIMATE HUMAN PINATA!!!! Childhood PTSD makes it's presence known and it is not just a little, but ALOTTA racist as Ramirez finishes his satanic, drug-driven killing spree. Sit back, pour a glass, strap in and put on a diaper because we will see you in Disneyland.…
 
This week, we are double popping because the girls are back recording in the SAME ROOM!!! Marci celebrates with bringing us one of her drunk dives in the infamous serial killing spree of Richard Ramirez. His childhood is just a recipe for serial killer tendencies enough to make you tipsy with terror. Sit back, get a glass, and grab yourself a cool …
 
This week, it's like we are a real podcast or something because Marci covers a listener request for the unusual case of the Papin Sisters. Marci and Jess encourage the corruption of children with this twisted murderous tale of two sisters their really lousy employment status. Sit back, pour a cocktail of mental illness, and don't get all incest-y o…
 
This week, the girls bring back an episode that you never knew you missed because they were too wasted during it's original recording. Jess slaps Marci in the face with a peen of crime with the case of Todd Kohlhepp. It is a free-for-all murder-park all while proving nothing good ever comes from Florida. Sit back, pour a glass, and don't question w…
 
This week, Marci is a crotchety old man and taking us back to the 1800s to follow the poisonous murders of Dr. William Palmer. This is not Victorian-era erotic porn but rather a tale of a man getting cockburn-ed from commiting insurance fraud. Sit back, pour a glass (because this is harder sober) and remeber: It's not about being intelligent, it's …
 
This week, Marci has checked out of this podcast and into her safety sweater as Jess recounts the horrific suffering that Junko Furuta endured during her 44-day captivity. The girls have found THE LINE gain, and by R&R, we don't refer to rest & relaxation but rather robbing & raping because this isn't your typical after-school program. Sit back, po…
 
This week, things take a TURN as the girls ruin any last bit of Easter-joy you had left in this dystopia to bring you the sad case of the Lyons Sisters. Thankfully, years of existential dread had prepared Marci for this as Jess describes the heinous crimes of Lloyd Webber. Sit back, barter your toilet paper for some wine, and just slip in the tip o…
 
This week, words are impossible and Marci's prowess for belching is unmatched as we kill off the final part of the Ted Bundy drunk dive. Jess almost swindles some guy out of a calzone and Marci struggles to keep this tipsy train on the fast track to death. Sit back, pour a glass and just stroke the peen because we are entering the predator phase.…
 
This week, prep for coronavirus and the introduction of DeAngelo the Dick as Marci continues on with this, now 3-part, Ted Bundy Drunk Dive. This part consists of Marci covering the gruesome details of Ted's murderous man-periods to the tune of Alanis Morissette's "Ironic".Sit back, pour a glass, and don't get a basement apartment because it's gonn…
 
This week, prepare yourself and grease yourself, because Jess brings us some old-fashioned, fake, suburban Satanism by covering Ricky the Acid King. Marci tapes it to the taint and Jess jelly-lubricates all holes as they look into the dazed and confusing details of the murder of Gary Lauwers. Sit back, pour a glass, and... wait, THE LION WAS REAL?!…
 
This month, the girls are back to their regulary monthly shaming, starting off with a murderous father-figure. We also look into a story how social media saved a kidnapped teen from gross pedophiles. There is a sad case of ding-dong-death when a man who cannot handle a prank becomes responsible for homicide of yound teenage kids. Jess shouts of the…
 
This week, the girls are back at it again continuing with the Jeffery Dahmer Drunk Dive. Marci divulges into the the crafting with corpse's projects Dahmer had in the works while Jess remains stuck on the bird and the worm. In a pre-pornhub era, the girls are digusted by Dahmer's "dirty laundry" and his routine "drug-gling". Sit back, pour yourself…
 
This week, it's not a fucking lawn ornament, it's just fucked up. Marci continues to barely survive to everyone's surprise and drunk dives into true crime heavy-hitter, Jeffery Dahmer. Listen in on the nonconsensual dissection and Jess munching on taquitos (Jess says sorry but not really). Sit back, pour a glass, hold onto your gay bathhouse member…
 
Congratulations guys!!!! We survived another decade!!!! In honor of the commencement of 2020 and antoher decade of fucked up crimes against humanity, we reflect back on a decade of some of the most notable crimes that graced the headlines each year starting from 2010 and ending in 2020, with 2016 getting its own horrible highlights and recognition …
 
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