Best Saltie J Podcasts (2024)

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Preview: Jess Perkins on Silver Bullet 16:12

12M ago16:12

16:12

Miss Simply The Jest? The gang reunite on Hobba & Hing's new podcast, Silver Bullet! Enjoy this chee-pree (that's short for cheeky preview) of the time Perko made them pay to get a spray tan for their own good. Did the tanning process leave them looking like golden gods... or rotisserie chickens?By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"My friend fed me his FINGER!" 47:11

1y ago47:11

47:11

On this episode of Simply the Jest, it's time to say goodbye as Hobba and Hing end their time at triple j. In true Simply The Jest form, we ask for your ending stories and get dildos, foreskins and truly wild stories to send this podcast off in style. Plus an international music icon swings by with a special message!…

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"The doctor set my penis on FIRE!" 41:32

1y ago41:32

41:32

On this episode of Simply the Jest, its a free-for-all choose-your-own adventure! Hear about the wanted criminal's stolen vibrator, bedroom nosebleeds and penises set aflame!By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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Silver Bullet: Tom Cardy prescribes The Rock's Diet 40:01

1y ago40:01

40:01

Seven meals a day. A steak as big as a man’s clenched fist for breakfast. TikTok sensation Tom Cardy reckons Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s diet builds champions, so Hobba & Hing pit themselves against a lifetime's worth of protein in a single day.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"I was in some much pained because my BUTT was hurting!" 38:00

1y ago38:00

38:00

On this episode of Simply the Jest, you’ll hear only the epic stories, since this week's theme is BIG! You’ll hear about big mistakes, a big toenail accident and the largest pile of cash that a listener has ever seen!By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"It was a HUMAN NIPPLE" 44:20

1y ago44:20

44:20

On this episode of simply the jest, grab the green bags & the shopping list, as we're asking for your best retail stories. You'll hear about a midnight heist, painting with internal organs, frozen tongues and a whole lot more!By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"You better quit or you're going to get sacked!" 27:33

1y ago27:33

27:33

On this episode of Simply the Jest, it's quitting time as we hear your best stories about throwing the towel in! You’ll hear about sneaky holidays, food fights, reality TV and and a whole lot more.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"Our eyes met and I said nothing" 44:20

1y ago44:20

44:20

On this episode of simply the jest Stick Em Up because we’re getting your best caught stories. You’ll hear about get caught in the bedroom, in the bathtub and even over CCTVBy Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"Mmm, that tastes a little SALTY" 36:45

1y ago36:45

36:45

On this episode of simply the jest I hope you’re hungry because we’re serving up your best ‘eat’ stories. From crunchy, smelly and even soggy. If its been in your mouth, we want to hear about it!By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"We discovered the garden that NONE of us knew existed" 44:32

1y ago44:32

44:32

On this episode of simply the jest we’re loading up the truck because we’re on the move! This week's stories all have to do with the theme ‘Moving’. Think moving jobs, moving countries and the shitshow of moving house.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"I did a little SNIFF TEST" 44:20

1y ago44:20

44:20

On this episode of simply the jest, we’ll make you an offer you cant refuse - as we hear your best second hand stories You’ll hear about sharing chewing gum, buying a lounge from a legend and a dominatrix being recognised in a non dominatrix setting!By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"I went online the next day and saw he had... married his NEW girlfriend" 31:05

1y ago31:05

31:05

On this episode of simply the jest we’re getting your NEW stories. Whether its about New York, New Cars or a New Low we’ve gathered them and you'll hear them.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"I have NOTHING to cover me if this rips" 31:05

1y ago31:05

31:05

On this episode of simply the jest get ready to slip and slide because we’re hearing your best WET stories. We’re getting into all of your stories about water, Salvia and of course… urine.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"Sir, did you take a shark?" 16:05

1+ y ago16:05

16:05

On this episode of Simply The Jest we're taking you to a special Live show recorded earlier this year at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival!That's right, at Hobba & Hing's MICF show they brought you a panel of comedian including Jordan Barr, Michelle Brasier & Chris Parker for their best Crime stories!…

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"Next thing I knew, Its a PACKED wharf and I've just got people cheering" 37:14

1+ y ago37:14

37:14

On this episode of simply the jest, we pull the cord and hear your best stories about public transportIn this episode you’ll hear about phlegm, crashes and a quite a alot of vomit!By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"She dropped a cymbal on her big toe and it nearly CUT IT OFF" 38:02

1+ y ago38:02

38:02

On this episode of simply the jest we’re talking all things music. From being plucked out of a crowd, losing a digit, and an acapella sex soundtrack. We’ve got them all!By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"I thought you wanted me to use it as lube!" 39:49

1+ y ago39:49

39:49

On this episode of Simply the Jest, we’re getting the best stories about your first time! You’ll hear about surprise base jumping, brutal post-coital feedback and dealing with an injury on a nude beach!By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"He put his ENTIRE FIST in my mouth" 38:02

1+ y ago38:02

38:02

On this episode of simply the jest we’re getting your best head stories! We’ve got them all including stories about the head on your shoulders. between your legs and even a head of lettuce.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"If the dogs bite you DON'T SCREAM" 38:02

1+ y ago38:02

38:02

On this episode of simply the jest we’re finding out all of the places you have been stuck… and then escaped. That's right, we’ve gathered stories about escaping school, police and even scorn lovers.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"A Hot Dog Just Saved Our Lives" 38:02

1+ y ago38:02

38:02

On this episode of Simply the Jest, we’re getting your best air travel stories! From military arrests to celebrity shenanigans… sleep medication and so much more.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"He Was Mummy's Little Boy" 38:02

1+ y ago38:02

38:02

On this episode of simply the jest We’re getting your best younger sibling stories! You’ll hear about how crazy siblings can get, including getting revenge, police and even finding out about new siblings.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"He opens the car door and the biggest WAFT OF FART hits him" 38:02

1+ y ago38:02

38:02

In this episode of simply the jest we’re whipping ourselves into a panic! That's right! We’re hearing about your stomach dropping, heart wrenching moments including naked panic, food panic, and even, tooting panic.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"Can I Enter Your Auric Sphere?" 38:02

1+ y ago38:02

38:02

On this episode of simply the jest we’re getting handsy. We’ve gathered you best stories about holding a hands, injuring hands and even getting a little bit freaky with your hands.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"I popped a squat and then all I could hear was CLAPPING" 38:02

1+ y ago38:02

38:02

On this episode of simply the jest, grab your sunscreen and hat because we’re heading to the backyard! You’ll hear about backyard accidents, arrests and a whole lotta defecation.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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Simply the Best Jess - 100th Episode! 38:02

1+ y ago38:02

38:02

On this episode of simply the jest it's our 100th podcast, so we wanted to give you a very Jess themed episode! Yes! Jess is this week’s theme. You’ll hear about some very chaotic jess’s who get into all sorts of trouble including, celebrity hitchhiking, STD checks and even getting stuck in a washing machine.…

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"I let out a ripping fart, the kind that VIBRATES" 38:02

1+ y ago38:02

38:02

On this episode of simply the jest we’re meeting the parents! We’re gathering all of your awkward and cringey stories where you meet the parents of your loved ones.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"The next thing I know is my NOODLE is on fire" 38:02

1+ y ago38:02

38:02

On this episode of simply the jest grab your towel and soap because we’re jumping into the shower. You’ll hear about Waffle Stomps, Shower Sex and a whole lotta injuries.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"I SHAT in a bag" 38:02

1+ y ago38:02

38:02

On this episode of simply the jest we get on the lease and ask for your best housemate stories! You’ll hear about identity theft, curling one off in a bag and ducks!By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"I got a job as a ski instructor but DIDN'T know how to ski!" 38:02

1+ y ago38:02

38:02

On this episode of simply the jest we’re spilling secrets because the theme is “Don’t tell the Boss”! You’ll hear about secret parties, secret relationships & secret doctors certificates .By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"I pretty much got a ZIPPER down my gooch" 38:02

1+ y ago38:02

38:02

On this episode of simply the jest we’re on the hunt for your best ball stories. We’re talking about balls in sports, jobs involving balls and of course, alot of mangled nut sacks.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"It got down to 10 degrees and we'd have to keep raving faster!" 38:02

1+ y ago38:02

38:02

On this episode of simply the jest rug up because we’re stepping into the Fridge! You’ll hear about fridges, freezers and even severed fingers.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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Best of the Boone-us 2022 38:02

1+ y ago38:02

38:02

On this episode of simply the jest we’re paying tribute to the glorious Pat Boone with your best B B B B Boone-us callers! These are the Boone-us callers that we didn’t quite get to during the year. You’ll hear stories of injuries, a celebrity encounter and a whole lotta bodily fluids. Hosts: Michael Hing, Lewis Hobba and Jess Perkins Producers: Lu…

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"What's the acceptable amount of PUS on a honeymoon?!" 38:02

1+ y ago38:02

38:02

On this episode of Simply The Jest, we’re reliving some of the craziest stories to make it into your earholes. This is THE BEST OF THE REST! Hosts: Michael Hing, Lewis Hobba and Jess Perkins Podcast Producers: Nick Gerber & Lu Hill Radio Producer: Tia Newling & Lu HillBy Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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The Best Of The Jest 2022! 33:03

1+ y ago33:03

33:03

On this episode of Simply The Jest, we’re talking about simply the best stories from the year! We’ll revisit some of the most jaw dropping stories from 2022, but only one can be declared THE BEST OF THE JEST!By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"Everyone's sitting around a Christmas tree and everyone started SCREAMING" 38:02

1+ y ago38:02

38:02

On this episode of simply the jest, its the business end of the year and we’ve got all of your Christmas stories! You’ll hear about awkward family interactions, food poisoning and a broken toilet.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"I knew everyone in town, so the local court couldn't PROSECUTE me!" 39:35

1+ y ago39:35

39:35

On this episode of Simply The Jest, we’re reliving some of the craziest stories to make it into your earholes. This is THE BEST OF THE REST!By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"I was in a maximum security prison and someone broke IN!" 38:41

1+ y ago38:41

38:41

On this episode of Simply The Jest, we head into the clink and ask for your best stories about crime! You’ll hear about multiple robberies, illegal lizards and a real life prison break!By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"It sounded like a REVERSE GULP coming back up" 37:17

2y ago37:17

37:17

On this episode of Simply The Jest, we’re opening the check-outs and hearing your best retail stories!By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"I went on a holiday with a new partner and he didn't brush this teeth ONCE!" 33:48

2y ago33:48

33:48

On this episode of Simply the Jest we’re diving into the muck to hear your best DIRTY stories.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"There was a massive clump of HUMAN HAIR on the bin" 41:21

2y ago41:21

41:21

On this episode of simply the jest we’re hunting for your best Garage stories! We’re opening up the roller door and dusting off your old bikes as we explore your best garage, sheds and granny flat stories.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"The sand is full of BETRAYAL!" 41:21

2y ago41:21

41:21

On this episode of Simply the Jest, we're hearing our best stories about jumping! You’ll hear about skydiving with royalty, horrific injuries on soft surfaces and an international incident that was exposed by Breakfast television!By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"The idea was too have the brightest colored p*ss" 37:30

2y ago37:30

37:30

On this episode of simply the jest get ready…. Set and go because it's all about competitions this week! Yes! To celebrate the Australia’s Best Competition Competition launching last week we’re scouring the country for your competition stories. You’ll hear from a bunch of super competitive Aussies who have put their body, mind and even relationship…

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"So... We put the BBQ Sauce in the Divot in my Chest" 39:21

2y ago39:21

39:21

On this episode of simply the jest pull your chair up because its Dinner time baby! You’ll hear about dinner party that have gone oh-so-wrong including broken bones, shattered pride and of course, injured private parts.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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We're On Holidays! 2:30

2y ago2:30

2:30

Hobba and Hing are on Holidays this week but, Little Skipper, Jess Perkins has a message just for you. We'll all be back next week! See you then!By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"Daryl! What Are You Doing Son?!" 39:21

2y ago39:21

39:21

On this episode of simply the jest chuck on your PJs and get cozy! We’re finding the Country’s best BED stories! Of course you’ll hear about activities that people get up too in bed but also games, shit and lots of injuries.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"We Dead Set had No Clothes or Anything... We Were Right In The Middle of the Act" 39:21

2y ago39:21

39:21

On this episode of simply the jest its requestival so we’re letting YOU choose the topic. You’ll hear about a wide range of topics like Halloween, Showers and even VerandahsBy Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"I was Doing a Bush Wee and Peed directly onto a Wasp Nest" 39:21

2y ago39:21

39:21

On this episode of Simply the Jest, don't make a scene as we hear your best ACCIDENT stories! You’ll hear about sending a text to the wrong person, Bush wee’s & even a Shart!By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"My housemate walked in, while my privates were on fire!" 39:58

2y ago39:58

39:58

On this episode of Simply the Jest, don't make a scene as we hear your best BUSTED stories! You’ll hear about dangerous dance moves, a mum on a mission and a very naughty story involving fire!By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"My grandmother's holy water was ELECTRIFIED!" 40:57

2y ago40:57

40:57

On this episode of Simply the jest, we plug in and hear your best SHOCK stories! You’ll hear about exploding cheese, meat tenderisers and learn about the pitfalls of being a "novice blacksmith".By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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"My new Romeo had opened the bin and taken a sh*t in it" 33:30

2y ago33:30

33:30

On this episode of simply the jest it’s time to take out the trash with your best BIN stories with guest judge Lucy Smith! You’ll hear about a criminal garbage disposal, brain juice, a snake in a bin and so much more.By Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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