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Burn & Rave

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Listen. Learn. Laugh. When a hot rod obsessed, tattooed, calloused, and common-sense builder of all things meets a vertically challenged, liberal poet, professor, and part-time ninja, sparks fly, but laughter flies even higher as hosts Ryan Rosenow and Sam Pierstorff ( aka Ninja Poet) "burn and rave at close of day" and "rage against the dying of the light" because they have no plans to "go gentle into that good night" and neither should you.
 
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Will Ryan be replaced? He seems to think so after Sam's TikTok post goes viral. Also, we learn that Ryan likes encyclopedias and garters, which confuses Sam, but Sam is easily confused. In bromance news, we learn how Joe finally met Ryan, and we discuss swingers and the ethical line between paying to make adult films (legal) and adults paying other…
 
The Burn and Rave boys pitch two brilliant, Shark-Tank level ideas for Adventure Funerals and weaponizing corpses. (We hope the Pentagon is tuning in.) Sam also drops some award-winning haiku (Remember: He was a poet laureate) and Ryan reveals his Van-Gogh talents. They also solve racism and sexism in under an hour. (P.s. Sam also needs Ryan to hel…
 
It's our ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Joe surprised us all with a clip show and call-ins from listeners, including Ryan's wife and Sam's four wives! This show emboldens, inspires, motivates, and worst of all, enables Ryan and Sam to continue sharing their brilliance with the world. This surprise anniversary show also proves that Joe is a mighty talented g…
 
On this episode, the boys of Burn & Rave solve the Covid vaccine problem with a new testing option, help you cheat in the beer mile, and put the homeless to work as gasoline entrepreneurs. Things get weird when Sam cries (*again) and brings up his children and Walt Whitman, but as always, Ryan is there to dry his tears with a tissue attached to a t…
 
We are back with a brand new episode! (Thank you, Joe!!) Fatherhood takes centerstage as we tip our hats to our graduating offspring. We trade Hawaii stories and we begin to finally understand each other. Also, in pop culture news, we conduct a social experiment involving phallic tattoos, discuss cosplay breeding, and most importantly, the utterly …
 
(This is a rerun of a previous episode. Listen to the beginning and you will understand why.) P.s. This show was chosen as it represents a pivotal episode in the evolution (or devolution) of the podcast. Once you talk about zombie vibrators, there's really no turning back. Thank you for sticking around after this! We deeply appreciate your support.…
 
In this Grammy-not-nominated episode, Sam comes out as bicepual and the boys explore ways to make Texas a little tougher. In fitness news, Sam considers a record-breaking breath-holding challenge, and for our entrepreneurial audience, Ryan and Sam contemplate the right to sell body parts, the high value of Sam's ashes, and Ryan's quick car wash fun…
 
Another week, another record-breaking episode of Burn & Rave! The boys invent an app to support fatherhood and Ryan demonstrates why he's a superior husband. Hint: Chocolate. And in a world of crypto, Apple Pay, and Square, Ryan and Sam invent a currency and a way for men to pay the check . . . every single time. (They will continue to work on a ve…
 
On this brilliant new episode of the world-(in)famous BURN & RAVE podcast, Ryan and Sam extol the virtues of fan-created art as well as discuss their growing Arab and Muslim fanbase. They also get to the bottom of Ryan's colonoscopy, pun intended, and they discuss the downside of suicide bombing (Hint: The virgins may not be virgins. Also, this may…
 
You've waited all week to finally learn how Ryan maintains his girlish figure and why we need quick-poopin pants. Well, the anticipation is over. In this brilliant new BURN & RAVE episode, Ryan and Sam discuss Mozart's influence on the developing baby brain, puberty-themed podcasts, and very affluent chickens. We also discover that Ryan is all natu…
 
What does Al Pacino and Sam's maternal grandma have in common? Find out in this episode of Burn & Rave! Discussions include the importance of hearing and the benefits of hearing loss. Sam explains the downside of muscles and Covid vaccines while Ryan extols the virtues of his big veins. Also, Joe gets a promotion! And the boys invent hair bags, a r…
 
Ryan turns personal trainer and helps Sam work out his eyeballs. The boys also ponder the usefulness of cat filters and the law, explore the merits of Valentine's Day, and research the efficacy of a potential pregnancy study. Energy sources and mindfulness are also discussed as Ryan and Sam burn and rave at close of day! P.s. This podcast is gonna …
 
Ethical dilemmas and controversy abound in this episode of Burn & Rave as Ryan and Sam explore the past, parenting, manure, and the psychology of anger as Ryan turns counselor and talks Sam into inner peace after a battery fiasco at a well-known-but-now-dead-to-us auto parts store. Please enjoy this episode responsibly, and always remember: "Do not…
 
This episode could also be called "Lord of the Wedding Ring" as Ryan and Sam spin Hollywood gold and write an impromptu spec script based on the true story of Ryan's ring finger. Also, we learn Ryan carries a knife, super powers change over time, and men and women communicate very, very differently. But let's talk about fatherhood for a second firs…
 
Remember: We want to be played in the background. But as Ryan and Sam contemplate their listenership, they realize they are lucky to have anyone listen. So thank you! They also find a way to offend OB/GYNS, test negative for COVID, and insert themselves into the feminist #FreeTheNipple debate with a brilliant counter movement of their own as well a…
 
In this 10th episode of Burn & Rave, the fastest growing non-essential comedy podcast on Earth, Ryan and Sam discuss what women should NOT do at bars, DikTok, feral cats, big wheels, and Hungry Hungry Hippos. Ryan loses at Tic-tac-toe to a chicken and agonizes over "improv" while Sam offends everyone who's ever attended a "conference." Please enjoy…
 
In this stellar installment of the Burn & Rave podcast, Sam and Ryan do what Sam and Ryan do: wander and ramble down conversational roads that nobody really should ever drive upon. There's something about the weiner, as usual, a sad stripper story, Eagle Scouts, bar fights, and yoga flatulence. Please enjoy this episode responsibly. Send your thank…
 
What do dating and death have in common? Sometimes they feel the same. Join Ryan and Sam on their conversational journey as they attempt, albeit poorly, to give dating advice to one unlucky listener while also pondering better ways to be buried. In this podcast masterclass, Ryan and Sam do what they do best: Burn and Rave at close of day. Please di…
 
What do prostate exams, ASMR, Disneyland, scud missiles, Turkish wrestling, robo calls, and Ryan all have in common? We have no idea, but somehow they all get discussed in this special holiday edition of Burn & Rave, the show you have come to know and love as a short respite from the turmoil in our world . . . and we appreciate you for listening, a…
 
Ryan and Sam attempt each week to bring you a thoughtful, analytical, narrowly focused, and well-rehearsed show. But sometimes, things go awry. Who are we kidding? We have no idea what we are doing. Wanna know the truth? We had a great topic planned. But then Ryan wrote a joke that Sam didn't like (or maybe it was payback for last week when Sam wro…
 
Sometimes you have a plan and all goes according to it. And sometimes, you have nights like this. In this episode of Burn & Rave, Ryan and Sam discuss their names, why pirates wear eye patches, pedophilia lenses, and why dentists are not real doctors. They also dismantle the entire medical establishment, one pill at a time, and read some fan mail a…
 
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