Season 3 Finale! This week our guest is...ourselves? Join us for an intimate chat amongst the three core bullshitters as we tell tales of evocative smells, long-kept rhythm secrets, impersonating dads, and so many more. Oh, and masturbation jokes. Lots of those. Featuring: Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lil…

Roosterteeth's own Barbara Dunkelman joins this week with some truly crazy bad-date stories. Lily has another subway encounter and Danny helps pull off a heist. Stephen has something up his nose and Barbara dances very safely. Featuring: Barbara Dunkelman @bdunkelman Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmo…

Twitter legend Dan White joins us this week to talk online trouble and domicile deja vu. Lily's life is copied by AI, Danny cooks his arm al dente and Stephen does "meth". We all talk about crazy characters from our lives. Featuring: Dan White @atdanwhite Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss…

The hilarious Vinny Thomas joins the pod this week to give us a whole herd of animal facts! Lily becomes an art dealer while Danny is living too loud. Stephen has a dream come true and Vinny's birthday is a bust. Featuring: Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss…

The world wide Jamison Webb joins us this week for a complete waste of time! This week is full of odd encounters, from subway do-gooders and Rabbis to Tim Blake Nelson. Jamison describes an encounter with a show biz star and we all talk about wasting time. Featuring: Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymar…

The hilarious Asia Martin joins us this week for some humble brags, trash accidents, and eyebrow explanations! Danny encounters a plate twin, Lily excels at child's game and Stephen hoards smells. Featuring: Asia Martin @_asiatheabstract Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss…

The man of a thousand talents, Dylan Adler, joins us this week to sing his way into our hearts. Dylan spills the tea on Jason Mraz, Danny gets an original piece of art, and Stephen sees a pole dancer. We all tell tales of ill-fated "first tries". Featuring: Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6 Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily …

The pride of NYC, Jess Elgene, joins us this week as we talk curses, sneezes and Billy Joel. Danny gets mistaken for an Uptown Boy and Lily trashes her possessions. Stephen's doctor doesn't tell him about a booger, while Jess's grandma-in-law almost ruins everything. Featuring: Jess Elgene @jess_elgene Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall …

Explorer Charlie Bardey joins the pod this week, but is late because of Al Gore. Danny wins a free cruise...while on a cruise. Stephen can't give up the hiccups. Everyone tells stories from the school bus. Featuring: Charlie Bardey @chunkbardey Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss Follow the pod @bull…

Our dear friend Chris Dritsas joins the pod this week with a tale of chugging a truly horrible beverage mixture. Stephen gets mistaken for a Pokémon and Danny's relative makes family reunions awful. Lily invokes "The Curse". Featuring: Chris Dritsas @cdritty Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss Follow…

"Made Up Movies" star Mike Kolar joins us for a film heavy episode! Lily discovers Advertising is a "dog hire dog" world while Danny yells at a former guest. Stephen boogies when the mail arrives and we all share some less than proud moments. Featuring: Mike Kolar @mikekolar | @madeupmoviespod Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannyma…

The man of many talents, Jordan Savusa, joins us this week and manages to not fall asleep midway through despite his performance narcolepsy. Lily has hoop dreams, Danny maxes out on sodium and everyone admits some shameful secrets. Featuring: Jordan Savusa @jtsoles808 Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadm…

It's a soup, it's a man, its Mark Campbell! Second City's best joins us this week as we discuss Danny's driving failures, vivid dreams and the nougat aisle at our local grocery store. Oh, and Weezer, lots of Weezer. Featuring: Mark Campbell @themarkcampbell Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss Follow …

Our Improv Daddy, Will Jacobs, graces us with his presence this week! He discusses how his life is like a sitcom as Danny does Disneyland wrong. Bears invade, pins are collected and handymen play a big part in our lives. Featuring: Will Jacobs @sadwilliam_ Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss Follow t…

We're back with a companion episode for the LQ issue 3, released at the yART sale on 10/22/22. Our interviews for this episode are focused around some of the wonderful art featured in this issue, so we hope you have a copy in front of you to follow along as you listen to the contributor's commentary. If not, grab a copy at Lavender Vinyl, or contac…

Jeff Murdoch everybody! The comedy superstar joins us this week as we all talk about someone not being our mom. Danny spills some peppers, medical television breaks up a relationship, and Dom DeLuise's son is right next door. Featuring: Jeff Murdoch @jmurdoink Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss Foll…

Comedian Henrik Blix comes out fangs bared this week with tales of hiking horror. Henrik raises the roof, and falls through it, as Danny has a case of mistaken identity. Lily ruins science. Featuring: Henrik Blix @henrikontheweb Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss Follow the pod @bullshtalert…

Everyone's favorite improviser Colin Mochrie graces the podcast this week with some patiently told stories of past relationships. Wait, is he actually Kelsey Grammer? It's so hard to tell. We all reminisce about The Second City. Featuring: Colin Mochrie @colinmochire Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmo…

It's Season 3 Bullshitters! Erin Keif of "Hey Riddle Riddle" fame joins us this week for some wacky theater tales. Stephen saves a bee, but no one saves Erin from underwear embarrassment. Danny gets a haircut and Lily laughs her fricking butt off. Featuring: Erin Keif @erinkeif10 Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Mo…

Join us this week after the WNBA just made history! Linsey gives us a tour of the women's basketball - queer couples, Sheryl Swoopes, pay inequality, triple doubles and lots more. Don’t miss our new segment "Dear Queer", where we answer listener questions! Hit us up on Instagram if you’d like to submit a question. Cheers!…

Join us for the pYARTy mini episode number three! This time we're joined by our longtime pal Sarah Langsdon - Head of Special Collections at Weber State University. We discuss the importance of preserving our stories and local history, the focus of her group's new project "Queering the Archives." If you have ever wanted to read gay love letters fro…

"We're all just human and we all have to figure out how to live this life together." - AudreyIt's PyARTy episode number 2! Join us as we chat with Audrey, the mastermind behind the yART sale. Topics include grassroots community and how it changes EVERYTHING, the B in the queer alphabet soup, and how to put your creativity to use. Plus, a very perso…

First up in our PyARTy People interviews is Devi Dickson! Join us as we celebrate Devi's legal name and gender being recognized by the government. We'll cover the process and emotions involved - both good and bad. Cheers, Queers! BONUS ALERT: Did you 'come say gay' with us at the yART sale? You might be featured in this episode!…

Our old host Jeff Griggs is back, but this time in the hot seat because he finally has some stories to share. Danny tries to not annoy Jeff, Lily wishes she used the Lost lotto numbers way back in the day and Stephen is just happy that his best friend is back. Featuring: Jeff Griggs @thejeffgriggs Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dan…

TikTok's Charlie James sandwiches together some wild stories of fruit and birds. Lily makes a concerted effort to see an assassin while Danny cuts to the chase at a con. Everyone pranks their work friends.Featuring:Charlie James @nonbinarycowboyStephen Carter @stephenacarterDanny Marshall @_dannymarshallLily Moss @lilypadmossFollow the pod @bullsht…

Throw away those cringy notes you wrote when you were a teenager! Shut up and listen when someone tries to tell you a hard thing! Respect your children's privacy! Hear our tips and advice for queer kids and parents of queer children. Discover why the question "What is gay?" haunts Alyx, with a heaping spoonful of religious trauma brought to you by …

Phylicia McLeod joins us this week, and she's disguised as a giant strawberry. Stephen falls down a well, Danny fakes a covid test, and Lily Learns that Bigfoot is real. Everyone regrets their good deeds. Featuring: Phylicia McLeod @laugh_with_phee Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss Follow the pod @…

Join the TL crew as we discuss pride icon and queen of disco, Donna Summer! We learn about her highs in music - spanning 4 different genres, her “wacky Christian phase” & dark pitter patter, and her reconciliation with the gay community. Take note of our pick for a Sunday night tune, a beer that reminds us of a childhood favorite, and best of all, …

Jackbox's Seth Rubin brings the puns this week and we discuss doggy dominatrixes, rug burn and Princess Diana. Seth gets some harsh feedback while Danny gets a new roommate. Everyone gets the drop on some timely jokes. Featuring: Seth Rubin @setherubin Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss Follow the p…

You knew it was coming! The theme for season three is Queer Joy and it’s June, so that means we have to discuss Pride! The crew dives into their most memorable Pride moments (for better or worse). Diversions include assless chaps and “Otter Daddy” parties, Queer as Folk and the L Word, Pride Jr., advice for first-timers, Lisa’s unfurling of the Lib…

Major props to Ryan Asher for joining us this week! Lily is dizzy while Dannys in a tizzy over being fired. Ryan horrifies her uncle with a roast chicken as Danny is driven to injury. Featuring: Ryan Asher @reen_machine Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss Follow the pod @bullshtalert…

Comedian Damon Royster shows us the good and bad side of human nature this week as both Lily and Danny suffer in different ways. Everyone shares their uncategorizable stories.Featuring:Damon Royster @daymanroysterStephen Carter @stephenacarterDanny Marshall @_dannymarshallLily Moss @lilypadmossFollow the pod @bullshtalert…

Jake Noll joins us this week as we talk about old folks and pet peeves! Lily loves egg laying mammals while Jake's cat suckles up. Meanwhile, old folks hate jokes and we encounter spit that won't quit. Featuring: Jake Noll @jakersnoll Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss Follow the pod @bullshtalert…

Tune in as we discuss the Netflix series Heartstopper! We discuss our favorite characters and our not-so-favorite nostalgic moments. Alyx dubs tumblr the “twitter of emo’s” and Linsey retells a story from high school that was a little too familiar to a Heartstopper plot line. This is the crew’s first ever remote recording and they can’t stop singin…

Podcaster and comedian Maggie Smith joins this week to talk hobbits, surgery, and balloons. Lily gets a laundry list of chores while Danny and Maggie find they have something in common besides good looks and charm. Featuring: Maggie Smith @chimaggiesmith Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss Follow the…

Second City alum Andrew Knox swoops in with a tale about "falling" in love. Lily hears a massacre in the backyard while Danny mixes up his friends. Andrew finally finds a use for his nipples. Featuring: Andrew Knox @softknox Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss Follow the pod @bullshtalert…

Comedian Colin Rourke brings the heat as he talks about a major wipeout. Danny and the Bat Mitzvah Photo Booth have a miscommunication, Colin bests a teacher, and Lily has a Slenderman encounter. Featuring: Colin Rourke @ballin_rourke Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss Follow the pod @bullshtalert…

Kylie Brakeman joins us this week for some weird fun. Lily gets botox, but not where you'd expect. Kylie gets a moooo-ving gift and has an unexpected reunion. Danny's family knows his snack preferences to a tee. Featuring: Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss Follow the…

Canadian rock superstar Amy Millan comes in swinging this week with touring stories! Everyone discusses animal encounters while Danny and Lily find out that they, surprisingly, are not rebels. Featuring: Amy Milan @amymillan Stars @youarestars Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss Follow the pod @bulls…

Listening to our Jackie Shane episode is the closest to Jesus Christ you will ever get…but really, tune in to hear Lil Jackie Shane's incredible story, with most of the retelling quoted straight from her words. A true queer pioneer, the Nashvillian found her home in Canada, where her light shone brighter than many US citizens ever knew - from being…

Friend of the show Noah Weiner joins this week with some stories that pop(per). Noah enjoys hiding in strange places as Lily gets an upgrade. Noah, Lily, and Danny talk about the good and bad times in college. Featuring: Noah Weiner @noah.weiner Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss Follow the pod @bul…

Tiktok star and impressionist Jesse Kendall is in the house! Danny catches covid with a previous guest as a dog vomits on Lily. Jesse pranks his babysitter with a pretend turtle and everyone discusses their childhood fascinations. Featuring: Jesse Kendall @jesse_kendall Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypa…

Uh oh…Kye really took it too far this time, but its Alyx's fault. Welcome back to part 2 of our Purple Rain discussion! Think you can guess our favorite songs from the movie? It's probably not that difficult. Somehow, a line is drawn directly between Daft Punk and one song in particular from Purple Rain. Also, allow us to plug the Lavender Queer Sp…

Our dear friend and editor, Lucas Marschke, is this week's guest! Lucas talks about passing gas and shattering glass doors. The whole gang talks about their St. Louis years. Featuring: Lucas Marschke @lucasmarschke A Very Special Episode @AVSEimprov Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss Follow the pod …

History buff and comedian Pat Buetow graces the podcast this week! Danny bites his tongue as Pat gets badly burned. Lily gets a medieval weapon while Pat talks about some lesser known historical moments. Featuring: Pat Buetow @nomdecoom Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss Follow the pod @bullshtalert…

In this episode we discover a beer that reminds Alyx of her grandpa’s basement…in a good way! If you haven’t seen Purple Rain the movie, it might be a good time to check it out, come back, and listen to us break down the Kid’s behavior patterns. We dig into the Minnetonka Lake scene, how ‘I Would Die 4 U’ originated, how not to say Apollonia (among…

Degrassi star Jordy Todosey joins our most NSFW episode to date! Jordy hits a Canadian bear and discusses some truly bonkers fan encounters. Everyone tells memorable High School stories. You can find Jordy pretty much anywhere by going to her website: jordytodosey.com Featuring: Jordy Todosey @odditie Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @…

Legendary sketch comedy duo BriTANick joins for a very special teams edition of Bullsh!t Alert. Everyone recalls failed sketches, Nick and Brian share secrets of their friendship. Featuring: Nick Kocher @nickkocher Brian McElhaney @bjmcelhaney BriTANick @britanick Stephen Carter @stephenacarter Danny Marshall @_dannymarshall Lily Moss @lilypadmoss …

Look, it’s kinda been a long time coming - the Toasted Lavender crew embraces the stereotypes. Listen in to our discussion about art, queer creativity, and a very special pandemic project that benefits our community’s queer artists. Big shout out this week to Friar Tuck’s Barbershop for providing Alyx’s queer joy!…

It's Season 2 of Bullsh!t Alert! We're starting things off with one of our favorite singers, Sammy Rae. Sammy talks about an ill-fated balloon drop, Danny discusses his steady hands, Lily sees tattoo twins. To find where Sammy Rae and The Friends are performing visit: www.sammyrae.com Featuring: Sammy Rae @SammyRae Jeff Griggs @thejeffgriggs Danny …